SBNation.com User Blog: CyssorMeTimbers

pretty much sums up how Mizzou's grand entrance to the SEC is going. "oh, hey, you want to join...

CyssorMeTimbers — Sun, 14 Oct 2012 16:09:07 -0000

pretty much sums up how Mizzou's grand entrance to the SEC is going.

"oh, hey, you want to join or conference? how's it feel to get dropped n your fucking head?"

couldn't be happening to a better school!

That dirty old wizard's prostate might explode when ISU finally gets over on his #6 ranked lavender...

CyssorMeTimbers — Sun, 07 Oct 2012 19:09:20 -0000

That dirty old wizard's prostate might explode when ISU finally gets over on his #6 ranked lavender cats this saturday!

Thus, death by cy...

All Of Your Trophies Belong To Royce And Company

CyssorMeTimbers — Sun, 04 Mar 2012 23:41:26 -0000

Well, most of them anyway...

On Sunday The Big XII handed out it's annual All Conference awards. Multiple Cyclone players and well known sex symbol/head coach Fred Hoiberg took home some hardware.

Royce White was a Unanimous selection All-Big XII First Team, Newcomer Of The Year, and All-Big XII Rookie Team.

White is the second Iowa State player in league history to be named top newcomer. A unanimous selection for the award, he averaged 12.9 points per game and ranks second in rebounding with 9.2 per contest. He was also fifth overall in assists with a 5.2 average, dishing out five or more in a game 17 times in 2011-12.

Head Coach Fred Hoiberg was named Co-Coach of The Year along with Kansas' Bill Self.

Hoiberg wins coaching accolades after leading the Cyclones to the greatest turnaround in Big 12 history. Iowa State won nine more games than a year ago and earned the No. 3 seed in the Big 12 Championship. Self is named top coach for the third time in the last four seasons and fourth time overall after leading KU to its eighth consecutive Big 12 regular season crown.

Scott Christopherson was named All Big XII Third Team along with Chris Allen and Melvin Ejim who were selected as Honorable mention All-Big XII.

2012 Phillips 66 All-Big 12 Men's Basketball Awards Announced

The Cyclones will now face Texas on Thursday in the quarterfinals of the 2012 Big 12 Tournament.

this kid is spot on about gottlieb...

CyssorMeTimbers — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 01:17:49 -0000

this kid is spot on about gottlieb...

The panties dont stand a chance when Fred's around

CyssorMeTimbers — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 00:42:58 -0000

The panties dont stand a chance when Fred's around

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat a rush The Iowa State men's basketball team has channeled the spirits of Hawk and...

CyssorMeTimbers — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:14:32 -0000

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat a rush

The Iowa State men's basketball team has channeled the spirits of Hawk and Animal and become the "Road Warriors" in Big 12 play this season.

The Cyclones notched their third conference road victory on Saturday, and broke a losing streak in Norman that stretched back to 1996, Fred Hoiberg's rookie year in the NBA.

Despite only getting three points from Royce White, the Cyclones used their "Doomsday Device" and uncorked a barrage of 15 three-pointers to come out on top, 77-70.

Big East should lose AQ status

CyssorMeTimbers — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 19:09:41 -0000

ESPN: Big East to expand - Boise plus fillers....

does this look like a BCS conference to you?

ESPN: Big East to expand - Boise plus fillers....

does this look like a BCS conference to you?

Houston
UCF
Boise
SMU
Rutgers
SDSU
Uconn
South Florida
Louisville
Cinci

seriously, that's still easily the weakest major conference in football. I think they will have more teams leave and this wont last long.

Poll

Should the Big East keep their AQ status?

Yes

5 votes

No

17 votes

Who gives a shit

7 votes

Seneca Wallace

44 votes

73 votes | Poll has closed

"Occupy" BCS?

CyssorMeTimbers — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 15:30:48 -0000

Rising animosity around the country following Sunday's BCS bowl announcements has redirected the efforts of the highly publicized "Occupy" movement. From Stillwater to Manhattan, east coast to west coast, and from just about everywhere racism is publicly frowned upon, the Occupy congregation is shifting their cry for change to "OccupyBCS". Protestors are complaing about the glaring problems with the system, specifically, its SEC-bias and senility amongst voters. "Living in filth for change" is now the rally cry for a better system in college football... cough ***playoff*** cough

WRNL has exclusive photos of protests from around the country:

By far the best hit tape they've made yet IMO. such a great moment for our program.

CyssorMeTimbers — Sat, 26 Nov 2011 13:29:43 -0000

By far the best hit tape they've made yet IMO. such a great moment for our program.

this is the scene in Ames this morning... We hope!

CyssorMeTimbers — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 17:38:13 -0000

this is the scene in Ames this morning...

We hope!

2011 NCAA Football Rankings - Week 13 (Nov. 20)

CyssorMeTimbers — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 01:39:46 -0000

2011 NCAA Football Rankings - Week 13 (Nov. 20)

After knocking off the #2 team in the nation, ISU is once again receiving votes in the AP and USA today polls. This is the first time ISU has received votes in either poll since week 5.

Try to Leave ISU Behind During Conference Realignment? We'll Set Your Damn BCS on Fire!

CyssorMeTimbers — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 00:25:06 -0000

For those of you that have sobered up enough to use a computer again after Friday night, here's a mass dosage of images and videos from around the interwebs pertaining to ISU's win over #2 Oklahoma State.

Feel free to add more pics and vids in the comments

Tammy just keeps sticking it to us. first they leave the big twelve, then the beat ISU, and now...

CyssorMeTimbers — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 00:42:43 -0000

Tammy just keeps sticking it to us. first they leave the big twelve, then the beat ISU, and now they're trying to ruin boobs for everyone. WTF aTm? assholes...

Oh Tammy, watching you blow lead after lead this year never gets old. Enjoy that mediocrity while...

CyssorMeTimbers — Sun, 13 Nov 2011 01:34:23 -0000

Oh Tammy, watching you blow lead after lead this year never gets old. Enjoy that mediocrity while it lasts though, because you probably wont even have that once you join the SEC.

Royce White dunking it with authority in Iowa State's season opening victory over Lehigh.

CyssorMeTimbers — Sat, 12 Nov 2011 23:20:45 -0000

Royce White dunking it with authority in Iowa State's season opening victory over Lehigh.

two for flinching Sanchez...

CyssorMeTimbers — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 23:12:07 -0000

two for flinching Sanchez...

The ISU Men's basketball team defeated Grand Valley State 77-62 in their lone tune up game of the...

CyssorMeTimbers — Sun, 06 Nov 2011 21:18:58 -0000

The ISU Men's basketball team defeated Grand Valley State 77-62 in their lone tune up game of the season at Hilton Coliseum this afternoon. Sophomore Melvin Ejim lead the Cyclones with 26 points. Look for a detailed breakdown of this game to come later in the week when WRNL goes balls deep into previewing this year's hoops team.

Iowa State opens its regular season next Saturday when Lehigh comes to town.

For those of you that missed it, Paul Rhoads was recently featured on ESPNU. When you see something...

CyssorMeTimbers — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 22:52:17 -0000

For those of you that missed it, Paul Rhoads was recently featured on ESPNU. When you see something like this, you honestly can't help but like the guy even more.

Turner Gill's Guide to Wholesome Living

CyssorMeTimbers — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 00:52:01 -0000

The hit that Barnett took from former ISU commit Cqulin Hubert on Saturday was incredible. How the...

CyssorMeTimbers — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 18:39:41 -0000

The hit that Barnett took from former ISU commit Cqulin Hubert on Saturday was incredible. How the cyclone QB was able to return to play the second half is beyond me. I've seen guys take hits half that look half that bad and be out for weeks with concussions.

Seat at the table JB!

Happy Halloween from WRNL!

CyssorMeTimbers — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 13:11:42 -0000

Happy Halloween from WRNL!

The official beer of WRNL

CyssorMeTimbers — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 00:35:30 -0000

The official beer of WRNL

Per Paul Rhoads in his A&M post game press conference, Jared Barnett will start next week against...

CyssorMeTimbers — Sun, 23 Oct 2011 00:50:22 -0000

Per Paul Rhoads in his A&M post game press conference, Jared Barnett will start next week against Texas Tech

Some coaches just chirp at the ref out of the corner of their mouth, Paul Rhoads on the other hand,...

CyssorMeTimbers — Sat, 22 Oct 2011 23:16:04 -0000

Some coaches just chirp at the ref out of the corner of their mouth, Paul Rhoads on the other hand, gives them THE BUSINESS

An Uneducated Prediction in Pictures: Aggie

CyssorMeTimbers — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 01:43:50 -0000

New ISU Men's Basketball poster reported to increase number of those diagnosed with epilepsy in...

CyssorMeTimbers — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 22:36:49 -0000

New ISU Men's Basketball poster reported to increase number of those diagnosed with epilepsy in Central Iowa by 15%.

Bill_Byrne Bill Byrne (Texas aTm AD) via Twitter Someone vandalized our buses in Lubbock. Excrement...

CyssorMeTimbers — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 00:45:58 -0000

Bill_Byrne Bill Byrne (Texas aTm AD) via Twitter
Someone vandalized our buses in Lubbock. Excrement inside and outside of buses plus spray painted vulgarities on outside. Classy.

An Uneducated Prediction in Pictures: Baylor

CyssorMeTimbers — Sat, 08 Oct 2011 15:26:16 -0000

Here is this week's "Hit tape" from Cyclones.com to get you jacked up for tonight's game against...

CyssorMeTimbers — Sat, 08 Oct 2011 13:30:37 -0000

Here is this week's "Hit tape" from Cyclones.com to get you jacked up for tonight's game against Baylor in Waco, TX.

the ugly little bastard that saved the Big XII

CyssorMeTimbers — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 00:47:42 -0000

the ugly little bastard that saved the Big XII