Bird fans getting hammered by small bear fans in the "Cubs vs. Cardinals Challenge" largely on the strength of their current 4 to 1 numbers advantage.  Birdo runners saddle up, time to regulate.

Help right this great wrong.  This should end as all seasons for Cub fans: unreasonable optimism to start, followed by them having to watch the inevitable and devastating downward spiral.  They can't win something, it just ain't natural.

Hook it.