Per Mike Silver via PFT: Daboll Screaming at Colt McCoy

Wow. This sure seems like a fantastic hire.

"There were times I had to pull my helmet off to call a play in the huddle," McCoy told Michael Silver of Yahoo! Sports. "Guys could hear him yelling, and they’d say, ‘Just take it off.’ People said to me, ‘Man, I ain’t never seen anything like that. Just hang in there.’"

Worse record as an OC, career mediocrity, and he berates his players as much, if not more than, Haley did.

The abuse McCoy took from Daboll and the Browns coaching staff apparently became a running joke among Browns players. But McCoy said he took the constant yelling personally.

Bravo, Pioli.

This is pathetic. It's the convergence of the Patriots/Parcells/Browns tree in an incest laden time flux.

The Chiefs, from ownership through front office, are truly saddening as a fan. The management of the team has been disgraceful, even more so, since we have so many good pieces in place...only one of them from this regime is proven through 3 drafts (Berry), and two other key pieces (Carr, Bowe) may not be re-signed.

Then we get a Daboll OC hire leak near midnight on a Friday night of Super Bowl weekend. Fantastic. Good to see the new PR hire working his magic and making things better with the soft release.

Yes, I'm pissy about this. Leave me alone. :P

Well, hello. I've missed you, but in a not-so-needy-way.

Really, are the peeps that only get in the way during the season gone now? Yes? Fucking awesome.

So, my fellow sane AP members, would you like to imbibe everything that makes us not only fans, but also friends?

Should this next sentence be a question too? I totally just screwed that up. Do know that I blame you. I actually blame you twice, because that is what makes guilt into hate...and deflecting it covers my deficiencies as a man, and I'm sticking with that approach. Kisses!!!!

Alright, getting to the point:

1) I promised Unicorns, so thee are healed and can die happy:

2) And the actual point to this, if you are a Chiefs fan, and you like to joke around, and you aren't a unicorn (because you wouldn't be able to type on a keyboard anyway)...post your twitter handle in the comments. I will follow you, Mr. or Miss Dreamy McDreamerson.

I think it would be cool to have a semi-directory of awesome AP Chiefs fans on twitter that everyone can follow or unfollow at their discretion. Therefore, it must happen.

Also, rec this post for posterity so we all can mingle and share our late night embarrassments with each other. Seriously, from personal experience on AP, they are the best moments.

WARNING: If you follow me, be prepared to unfollow me.

In summation, post your twitter for much offseason fun and shame. I present my final argument, get on this foolz. I'M BACK! And I'm not afraid to point a loaded gun at my own junk. THAT'S HOW I ROLL!!!

Ok, I can't sleep and am watching CNBC World right now...seriously. We could all debate how awesome and pitiful I am at the moment, or we could also argue how awesome or pitiful the Chiefs are.  Or we could debate The Simpsons vs Family Guy...or to take it even further, Simpsons vs Family Guy vs American Dad vs Aqua Teen Hunger Force vs Aqua Patrol Squad 1...or whatever Cartoon Network renamed it.  

I have honestly confused myself at this point..I blame CNBC World and Bob Gretz.

I have no real interest in this game other than it should be a good game, and I need LeSean McCoy and Lawrence Tynes to have huge games for one of my 13 of 15 Fantasy teams in the playoffs that I personally care for to win.

So, MAKE ME PROUD, YOU LITTLE SOUL CRUSHERS.

Also, can someone please accost the GAP advertising agency?  If they play that idiotic "Plaid Cheer" commercial repeatedly this game, I will spurn my race.  Just embarrassing.

Meet LJ's alleged girlfriend, "Havana Stylez". On Twitter at HavanaStylez: http://twitter.com/HavanaStylez 

As the meltdown occurred on Sunday evening, she was retweeting and reinforcing the slurs of Larry Johnson (while adding many more of her own).  I have no confirmation that she is, in fact, LJ's girlfriend.  This may be absolutely nothing, and I am not claiming that she is in a relationship with Larry Johnson.  For all I know, she could merely be an obsessed fan.  "Havana Stylez," aka Melly, also lists her Twitter bio as:  "I'M ONLY FOR HIM!! THAT IS THE ICON"

However, she has a recent photo of them together, her Twitter page displays both of them, she immediately retweets LJ's offensive tweets on Sunday, she claims to be LJ's girlfriend, she echoes the same themes as LJ did, she goes into damage control, she claims to be able to relay messages to LJ, and she then relays a supposed message, in quotes, from LJ to a Twitter user.  [Updated Twitter claim of a relationship at the end of the post]

Screenshots documenting follow (not all in chronological order).  

WARNING: The following tweets by the self-proclaimed girlfriend of Larry Johnson contain hateful slurs.

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This is it.  The new Sherm will pass play calls slowly to the old Sherm who will then slowly pass the call to the slow Jason Campbell.

Over/Under on delay of games = 94.  Seriously.

LET'S SOMEWHAT DO THIS SLOWLY AND INEPT!!!

- Feel free to use this post for any and all Fantasy Football discussion about today

So, in one of my fifteen fantasy leagues, I had a lineup decision to make this morning.   Below is how I completed the largest FAILITUDE in fantasy football history:

Me:  Hmmm.  Donovan McNabb is on my bench but he is playing the Raiders.  He is going to put up massive points.

Common Sense:  Dude, you already have Tom Brady starting. 

Me:  Oh, I know, but the Patriots offense has not been great this year and McNabb is playing the freaking Raiders.

Common Sense:  True, but "The Brady" is playing the Titans whose entire secondary is injured…and they are 0-5.

Me:  Hey, I just saw the forecast for the game.  It is supposed to be heavy rain and windy.

Common Sense:  It is Tom Brady.

Me:  WAIT!  The forecast is now for a heavy, slushy, snowy mix with wind.  I’m going with McNabb against the Raiders.

Common Sense:  Dude, are you serious?  TOM BRADY.

Me:  I’m definitely going McNabb today.

Common Sense:  DUDE??!!

….20 seconds later

Me:  You know, if it is going to be a slushy & windy mess that means the Pats will probably just throw a bunch of little screens when they do pass.  Wes Welker won’t be able to juke and cut in that.

Common Sense:  No...just stop now.

Me:  I really should bench Welker too, besides I can put NYG Steve Smith in his place.  He is going to score a ton against the Saints in a shootout.

Me:  I’m so awesome.  You're seeing this great decision making right?

Common Sense:  /snarf 

Common Sense: /giggle    Huh?  Oh yeah, I am seeing it.

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From the FanPosts  -Joel

This isn't a "sky is falling" post.  It is just highlighting that Clancy Pendergast's defense has been horrendous, and we shouldn't allow perception to obfuscate the numbers nor allow Pendergast to hide behind the dismal offense.

The Chiefs defense is worse than last year, or equally as bad at best.  

Why do I say this? Let's look at the yards allowed each week:

Week 1:  Ravens -  501 yards allowed

Week 2:  Raiders - 166 yards allowed

Week 3:  Eagles* - 420 yards allowed 

Week 4:  Giants -   429 yards allowed

*McNabb and Westbrook did not play

While obviously terrible individually, they amount to 1,516 yards allowed in total. 

Now let's look at the rancid 2008 Chiefs' first 4 games, over whom we are supposedly improved:

Week 1:  Patriots* - 338 yards allowed

Week 2:  Raiders -  355 yards allowed

Week 3:  Falcons -  378 yards allowed

Week 4:  Broncos - 446 yards allowed

*Brady was knocked out of the game early in the 1st quarter

The historically awful 2008 Chiefs had given up 1,517 yards total.  1 entire yard worse than this year.

The natural counterarguments have been: 

1. "But, the offense is leaving the defense on the field too long.  They are exhausted." 

2. "We've been playing against playoff teams."

3. "It's a new scheme and it takes time to adjust."

Rebuttals after the jump.

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Hey.  It's Monday.  Time to worship at the altar of JERRUH on national TV once again.

ESPN assures me this will be a party.  Don't let ESPN down.

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It's sparkly and there are Romangels everywhere!

It appears Satan is a Cowboys fan too!  Awesome!  I think it is the star that won him over.

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