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Da Monkey

joined Nov 13, 2009 last login Apr 27, 2012 posts 4 comments 1243

NY transplant in Florida-Suprise....Considering most of the staes population consists of people from NY, Mass., and Ohio it is actually suprising to hear when someone is born and raised here in Floriduh...Need to leave this level of hell though.To hot, to crappy, and no longer the economic hot spot it once was. Wilmington, NC, Seattle, WA, Richmond, VA, or NY/NJ bound...

I am a Pit Bull fanatic. I have 1 APBT name Muttley and 1 half breed named Tek. At any given time I have 1 or 2 others as fosters. Pit Bulls are a breed of dog that need strong, educated owners-who understand the breed. First time dog owners and people who think they are great dogs to be off leash at the dog park need not apply. Yeah, your dog maybe social, but at some point he/she will be challenged and the Pit will come out. Regardless of the scenario the Pit Bull always gets the blame. If you area pit owner or are considering saving or owning the most beautiful and loyal dog in the world I strongly suggest keeping up with chako.org or understand-a-bull.com.

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Washington Redskins

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I understand the skill involved but I can't watch no matter how hard I try..

Wow cars going round and round...Can't do it-It's as exciting as country music...

BJ Penn, Nick Diaz, Gonzaga, Anderson Silva(Is officially at the bottom of my list now), Jon Bone JOnes, Thiago Silva, Nate Marquardt, Big Nog, Mike Brown

Vote Carlos Ortiz for Worlds Greatest Fighter...

Man U., Brazil, Team USA is slowly making their mark...

As exciting NASCAR!

Not a big fan but the Nadal vsw. Federer matches are fun to watch...

Tampa Bay Lightning

Bradentucky Bombers!

Jamaican Bob Sled Team still holds a special place in my heart! Jah Man!

Haha what a joke I can't believe they even ask this!

The Road Warriors and the Four Horsemen Baby!

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OTM Fight Shop Commerical...Tito throws Chuck at the end....

by Da Monkey on Aug 18, 2010 8:36 AM EDT on MMAmania.com

I was just wondering if anyone has seen the OTM commercial with Team Punishment. Tito and the rest of the team go in to OTM West Covina and do their little sch-tick. At the very end of the video,as they are walking out, a Chuck Liddell look alike (but shorter walks in) and Tito just grabs him behind the head and tosses him on the ground. While I am not a big fan of Tito, I thought it was pretty funny. Considering it seems like Tito really tried to avoid fighting Chuck this last time around, I think it makes the video that much funnier. That is just my opinion though. I could not find a post-able video so I put the link for the Facebook video. It was worth a look at for a quick laugh. I also put Tito on Mad TV for fun as well...

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First there was Pirates Booty, Next swollen Mammary Glands, and now The Cameltoe!

by Da Monkey on Aug 2, 2010 10:02 AM EDT on MMAmania.com

Whether you know it as the Moose Knuckle, the Deer Hoof, the Great Divide, Pants Pita, The Mumbler, Yo-Yo Smuggler, Whisper Pants, the Ninja boot, the occasional Cats Paw, and even the Vacuum Vulva; nothing makes you smile more than the vertical one. Is anything more exciting than reading lips, that aren't attached to a head? In the hopes of keeping this fun series alive, without offending or going porn, I suppose we should tread lightly around this one. Anyway, have fun with my Monday morning gifts to all of you on mania...

First, we will start this with Celebrity Cameltoe...

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Followed by Team Cameltoe...

Next, we have Crime fighting Super Hero Camel Toe...

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Then there is the ever so popular Holy Dental Floss Camel Toe...

Ending with the beast of all beasts..The Rhino HOOF! It is far too large to be a toe on any creature since the Jurassic Period. If you see one of these, it is best to just call it an early night, for there will be no pleasing this with a few inches of meat...It is like feeding a whale Tic Tacs....