We're coming to get yOU! AND...... When Texas bombs, Texas bombs the baby's room first!

By the way, if God wasn't a Longhorn, why is the sunset burnt orange?

So enough with the talk and let's get out and see what ya' got. Caution: #1 ranking falling:

Visualize and it will become reality:

But sometimes reality bites!:

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The last time Oklahoma was #1 and faced a top 5 team was when? This is where I am sure Stoops is very concerned! Here's a hint: Oklahoma was favored and had a so-called powerful offense....By the way, no one has answered my question: how is y'alls rushing game doing?

The last time Oklahoma was ranked #1 and faced a top 5 opponent was on January 4th, 2004...by the way, yOU lost. ...Can you name the defensive coordinator you were forced to play against?

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As I posted on their site: Once a year, I reflect on a rather great Revolutionary War hero. He was a hero in all respects. He was a great American general who led the Americans to victories in the capture of Fort Ticonderoga and battles in Danbury, Valcour Island and, of course, his climactic point: Saratoga. That General? Benedict Arnold. The great Red River War will begin in these parts in about 6 days. Where once again the University of Texas will host Traitor Texans State University. Just remember as the mass exodus begins back to that dust-bowl, flat, trailer park laden state: It isn't who comes in #1 during Texas-ou, it's who LEAVES #1! When the dusts settles, the eyes of Texas were upon yOU and spanked that wandering wayward Texan hide.... Ah, how the mighty will crumble! Why are you ranked #1?? How's that running game doing boys? It seems that schooner has a wheel or two missing. This is going to be one I am going to saver (from about the 20 yrd. line to be exact). Bradford simply has not seen a secondary from a school that has produced 8 NFL players in the last four years. The best part is this: we haven't shown anything yet because by the time we try to install a new system we're already up, I believe "Dingle" Barry said it best: a half-a-hundred... You're special teams is a complete joke too. Unlike the rest of the teams you play, the Horns are loaded with sprinters that have a real knack for out running people on the track, oops, I mean the gridiron. Place that one in your melon when your special teams are out there. You better stay in those lanes girls, because it will not be a track meet you will want to be at for very long... You heard it here first: TEXAS' special teams will maul you this weekend! Speaking of mauls, er, I mean malls. What's the name of that sooner that mall security has a picture of in their break room? The one they call sticky fingers? Oh yeah, DeMarcus Granger! How's the footsie doing? Can he come out and play with us? No. Does that make your defense better or WORSE? ...Yeah, you did a great job containing Baylor and Chattanooga. CONGRATULATIONS! You should hold a festival at one of your most prestigious trailer parks complete with a hoe-down! TEXAS 35 Chokelahoma 13... 58-40-5.... 3 out of the last 4!

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Ah, how the mighty will crumble! Why are you ranked #1?? How's that running game doing boys? It seems that schooner has a wheel or two missing. This is going to be one I am going to saver (from about the 20 yrd. line to be exact). Bradford simply has not seen a secondary from a school that has produced 8 NFL players in the last four years. The best part is this: we haven't shown anything yet because by the time we try to install a new system we're already up, I believe "Dingle" Barry said it best: a half-a-hundred.

You're special teams is a complete joke too. Unlike the rest of the teams you play, the Horns are loaded with sprinters that have a real knack for out running people on the track, oops, I mean the gridiron. Place that one in your melon when your special teams are out there. You better stay in those lanes girls, because it will not be a track meet you will want to be at for very long... You heard it here first: TEXAS' special teams will maul you this weekend! Speaking of mauls, er, I mean malls. What's the name of that sooner that mall security has a picture of in their break room? The one they call sticky fingers? Oh yeah, DeMarcus Granger! How's the footsie doing? Can he come out and play with us? No. Does that make your defense better or WORSE? ...Yeah, you did a great job containing Baylor and Chattanooga. CONGRATULATIONS! You should hold a festival in one of your most prestigious trailer parks complete with a hoe-down!

TEXAS 35 Chokelahoma 13

58-40-5.... 3 out of the last 4!

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Once a year, I reflect on a rather great Revolutionary War hero. He was a hero in all respects. He was a great American general who led the Americans to victories in the capture of Fort Ticonderoga and battles in Danbury, Valcour Island and, of course, his climactic point: Saratoga. That General? Benedict Arnold.
The great Red River War will begin in these parts in about 6 days. Where once again the University of Texas will host Traitor Texans State University.
Just remember as the mass exodus begins back to that dust-bowl, flat, trailer park laden state: It isn't who comes in #1 during Texas-ou, it's who LEAVES #1!
When the dusts settles, the eyes of Texas were upon yOU and spanked that wandering wayward Texan hide.
Hook 'em Horns!

Bevo

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Here's all you need to know why the Blue Nation will be celebrating on Saturday its first post season victory in 20 years:

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