SB Nation User Blog: DallasDodger

One More Thing!

DallasDodger — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 03:04:17 -0000

We're coming to get yOU! AND...... When Texas bombs, Texas bombs the baby's room first!

ANY Question?

By the way, if God wasn't a Longhorn, why is the sunset burnt orange?

So enough with the talk and let's get out and see what ya' got. Caution: #1 ranking falling:

Visualize and it will become reality:

But sometimes reality bites!:

And I have one more thing to say but I will say it with numbers:

Texas35 Oklahoma 13

58-40-5

and of course 3 out of 4!

The Last Defensive Coordinator

DallasDodger — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 23:32:39 -0000

The last time Oklahoma was #1 and faced a top 5 team was when? This is where I am sure Stoops is very concerned! Here's a hint: Oklahoma was favored and had a so-called powerful offense....By the way, no one has answered my question: how is y'alls rushing game doing?

The last time Oklahoma was ranked #1 and faced a top 5 opponent was on January 4th, 2004...by the way, yOU lost. ...Can you name the defensive coordinator you were forced to play against?

Will Muschamp- University of Texas

Here's a quick preview of what I mean:

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58-40-5

DallasDodger — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:40:09 -0000

As I posted on their site: Once a year, I reflect on a rather great Revolutionary War hero. He was a hero in all respects. He was a great American general who led the Americans to victories in the capture of Fort Ticonderoga and battles in Danbury, Valcour Island and, of course, his climactic point: Saratoga. That General? Benedict Arnold. The great Red River War will begin in these parts in about 6 days. Where once again the University of Texas will host Traitor Texans State University. Just remember as the mass exodus begins back to that dust-bowl, flat, trailer park laden state: It isn't who comes in #1 during Texas-ou, it's who LEAVES #1! When the dusts settles, the eyes of Texas were upon yOU and spanked that wandering wayward Texan hide.... Ah, how the mighty will crumble! Why are you ranked #1?? How's that running game doing boys? It seems that schooner has a wheel or two missing. This is going to be one I am going to saver (from about the 20 yrd. line to be exact). Bradford simply has not seen a secondary from a school that has produced 8 NFL players in the last four years. The best part is this: we haven't shown anything yet because by the time we try to install a new system we're already up, I believe "Dingle" Barry said it best: a half-a-hundred... You're special teams is a complete joke too. Unlike the rest of the teams you play, the Horns are loaded with sprinters that have a real knack for out running people on the track, oops, I mean the gridiron. Place that one in your melon when your special teams are out there. You better stay in those lanes girls, because it will not be a track meet you will want to be at for very long... You heard it here first: TEXAS' special teams will maul you this weekend! Speaking of mauls, er, I mean malls. What's the name of that sooner that mall security has a picture of in their break room? The one they call sticky fingers? Oh yeah, DeMarcus Granger! How's the footsie doing? Can he come out and play with us? No. Does that make your defense better or WORSE? ...Yeah, you did a great job containing Baylor and Chattanooga. CONGRATULATIONS! You should hold a festival at one of your most prestigious trailer parks complete with a hoe-down! TEXAS 35 Chokelahoma 13... 58-40-5.... 3 out of the last 4!

Sooners Have To Play A Real Team Now!

DallasDodger — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 23:07:25 -0000

Ah, how the mighty will crumble! Why are you ranked #1?? How's that running game doing boys? It seems that schooner has a wheel or two missing. This is going to be one I am going to saver (from about the 20 yrd. line to be exact). Bradford simply has not seen a secondary from a school that has produced 8 NFL players in the last four years. The best part is this: we haven't shown anything yet because by the time we try to install a new system we're already up, I believe "Dingle" Barry said it best: a half-a-hundred.

You're special teams is a complete joke too. Unlike the rest of the teams you play, the Horns are loaded with sprinters that have a real knack for out running people on the track, oops, I mean the gridiron. Place that one in your melon when your special teams are out there. You better stay in those lanes girls, because it will not be a track meet you will want to be at for very long... You heard it here first: TEXAS' special teams will maul you this weekend! Speaking of mauls, er, I mean malls. What's the name of that sooner that mall security has a picture of in their break room? The one they call sticky fingers? Oh yeah, DeMarcus Granger! How's the footsie doing? Can he come out and play with us? No. Does that make your defense better or WORSE? ...Yeah, you did a great job containing Baylor and Chattanooga. CONGRATULATIONS! You should hold a festival in one of your most prestigious trailer parks complete with a hoe-down!

TEXAS 35 Chokelahoma 13

58-40-5.... 3 out of the last 4!

57-40-5

DallasDodger — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 15:47:14 -0000

Once a year, I reflect on a rather great Revolutionary War hero. He was a hero in all respects. He was a great American general who led the Americans to victories in the capture of Fort Ticonderoga and battles in Danbury, Valcour Island and, of course, his climactic point: Saratoga. That General? Benedict Arnold.
The great Red River War will begin in these parts in about 6 days. Where once again the University of Texas will host Traitor Texans State University.
Just remember as the mass exodus begins back to that dust-bowl, flat, trailer park laden state: It isn't who comes in #1 during Texas-ou, it's who LEAVES #1!
When the dusts settles, the eyes of Texas were upon yOU and spanked that wandering wayward Texan hide.
Hook 'em Horns!

Bevo

57-40-5

Do you know what this means?

This means 58-40-5 if DeMarcus Granger doesn't play!

All You Need To Know; Why Dodgers are Up 2-0

DallasDodger — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 19:42:49 -0000

Here's all you need to know why the Blue Nation will be celebrating on Saturday its first post season victory in 20 years:

Furcal vs. Soriano (the 1 hole)- your job is to get on base gentlemen and set the table: Furcal .450 ; Soriano .111

Defense. Avg. number of errors per game: Chicago 2.5, L.A. 0.5

Will the guy who is worse than Fukudome get in there in bat? 0 for 8. Oh, I guess it can't get worse. There's no one waiting in the wings that can do any damage- Pinella just can't say that.

Torre's expertise, high level of credibility and unchallenged command at managing a group of veteran pitchers in the playoffs. If you don't understand this, please read baseball history under: greatest managers of all-time at managing a veteran ball club.

The black hole for the Cubs. The second hole. Why are they saying that Pinella was wrong putting Fukudome in the second spot in the first game? Fukudome was replaced by Theriot in the second game. Theriot went OH for 4 in game 2. Not exactly better. The second hole has been a killer for the Cubs (0 for 8) throughout the series. The Cubs have got nothing. Nada. The Dodgers? Under Martin (now who should be the NL all-star starting catcher?) the second hole delivered a game crushing, dagger-in-the-heart, triple that plated three runs. Also, his dead center HR in the ninth of the first game, let the Cubs know that they weren't anywhere near a comeback and hid Saito's rustiness for 24 more hours.

Oh, I forgot to mention Manny Ramirez.

Torre will also manage the next game as if he's down 0-2. He still has fresh in his melon the meltdown in '04. He was making comments about the Boston comeback after being down 0-3 even before game one of this series even started. If it takes 7 pitchers to win game 3, he'll do it. And he's got fresh pitchers to do it!