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Damnatio Memoriae

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I mean, Deutschland WAS over Plzeň (where pilsners originate) for awhile...
Commented on Watercooler, 7-18-14: SEC preseason rankings, Zaire's a Brit, Tank put a ring on it on Jul 18 2014, 11:10a - 2 replies
I dislike the original so much I can't even stomach the parody.
Commented on Watercooler, 7-17-14: Don't call him "Maty Football" on Jul 17 2014, 4:50p - 1 reply
As long as he doesn't like his crackas shakin'...
Commented on Stay Thirsty, Mizzou fans on Jul 17 2014, 4:47p
The coolest thing about the haka, when the All Blacks do it, is less the haka itself than the fact that EVERYONE does it.
Commented on Watercooler, 7-17-14: Don't call him "Maty Football" on Jul 17 2014, 1:05p - 1 reply
I too have experienced the unpleasant surprise of getting a banana where I didn't expect it.
Commented on Watercooler, 7-16-14: Mizzou takes the mic, Max Scherzer takes the win on Jul 16 2014, 5:56p - 1 reply
Leftover chicken fajitas. BST and asd inspired me.
Commented on Watercooler, 7-16-14: Mizzou takes the mic, Max Scherzer takes the win on Jul 16 2014, 1:15p
Boehm has the one that says ZOU.
Commented on SEC Media Days Bingo on Jul 16 2014, 1:11p - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on Mile High Baseball: Consuming legal marijuana, enjoying America's pastime, and searching for Sasquatch on Jul 16 2014, 1:03p - 1 reply
I just got to the part where he lectures Maureen Dowd on journalism.
Commented on Watercooler, 7-16-14: Mizzou takes the mic, Max Scherzer takes the win on Jul 16 2014, 12:58p - 2 replies
I think you could handle the beef-swollen part, though
Commented on Watercooler, 7-16-14: Mizzou takes the mic, Max Scherzer takes the win on Jul 16 2014, 12:44p
PAGING ASD: CAREER OPPORTUNITY AHOY!
Commented on Watercooler, 7-16-14: Mizzou takes the mic, Max Scherzer takes the win on Jul 16 2014, 12:41p - 1 reply
He is my life sherpa.
Commented on Watercooler, 7-16-14: Mizzou takes the mic, Max Scherzer takes the win on Jul 16 2014, 12:35p - 1 reply
AND GAKNAR IS ALREADY ALL UP IN THE COMMENTS!
Commented on Watercooler, 7-16-14: Mizzou takes the mic, Max Scherzer takes the win on Jul 16 2014, 11:04a
Hey look, with gifs:
Commented on Watercooler, 7-16-14: Mizzou takes the mic, Max Scherzer takes the win on Jul 16 2014, 11:01a - 1 reply
Would.
Commented on Watercooler, 7-16-14: Mizzou takes the mic, Max Scherzer takes the win on Jul 16 2014, 10:58a
Oh, Hatin' Ass Spurrier:
Commented on Watercooler, 7-16-14: Mizzou takes the mic, Max Scherzer takes the win on Jul 16 2014, 10:41a - 1 reply
You really can't see it from the stands. Those jerseys look all cool and ninja,
Commented on Watercooler, 7-16-14: Mizzou takes the mic, Max Scherzer takes the win on Jul 16 2014, 10:40a - 1 reply
This picture gives me a tingle in my netherregions...
Commented on Watercooler, 7-16-14: Mizzou takes the mic, Max Scherzer takes the win on Jul 16 2014, 10:35a
Sweet, you can help me set up my seastead!
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 5:58p
FLOTUS just makes me think of floating... or flotsam.
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 5:52p - 2 replies
Or a virgin...
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 5:51p
SCOTUS is a very unfortunate acronym. POTUS is not much better.
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 5:39p - 2 replies
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 5:14p - 1 reply
Hairiness shouldn't be a factor in admissions.
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 5:13p - 1 reply
Ooo... that looks like it would be a soothing place to grind out a stubborn deuce...
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 5:12p - 1 reply
You trained your dogs to use the bathroom? That's amazing!
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 5:09p - 1 reply
I dig it.
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 5:02p - 1 reply
One of these days I'll get around to the cutting part.
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 5:01p
If you're doing Chipotle correctly, they'll need a second one.
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 4:55p - 3 replies
I remember the one you're talking about... I don't think it's there anymore.
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 4:49p
I have to imagine that there is a corollary recommendation for sausages.
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 4:47p
Dudes with bread do enjoy more taco...
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 4:42p - 3 replies
Chicken AND steak? Any particular reason for both instead of just more of one or the other?
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 4:39p - 1 reply
Like, is at least real, sliced meat? Or is it the chopped/pressed stuff?
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 4:37p
How do you get through Thanksgiving?
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 4:34p - 1 reply
Agreed.
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 4:29p
Truly.
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 4:29p
I'm shaming you BST. It has nothing to do with GoT, but you know what you did... you disgust me.
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 4:27p - 1 reply
Eh, we're not allowed to pick on the French anymore. HHKB gets all Frenchy about it.
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 4:24p - 2 replies
I'm going to say that it's a good French bread... a nice crunchy crust with a tender, chewy crumb.
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 4:21p - 1 reply
I dunno, but given that Mizzou is the tasty meat between the delicious bread of KC and STL, the state itself is clearly a sandwich.
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 4:13p - 1 reply
Have you ever seen Ganon and Mangino in the same place at the same time?
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 4:05p
Eh, I occasionally DDed, so I wasn't always drunk. But in those cases, I was usually serving as adult supervision
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 3:50p
I wanna say she was somewhere around 5'7" - 5'8"
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 3:44p - 1 reply
Umm... might wanna get those spots checked out...
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 3:41p
I did see her at Quinton's a few times... she looks just as good in person.
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 3:40p - 1 reply
I literally heard it as idle gossip in Columbia. Only later did I find out it had taken on a life of it's own
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 3:38p
She was the weather girl on channel 8.
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 3:33p - 2 replies
Still working on the first season. I like it so far, but mostly I just like Kevin Spacey being Kevin Spacey.
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 3:25p - 1 reply
?
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 3:21p - 3 replies
Missouri ranks #1 in number of Missourians, which is the only metric that matters.
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 3:16p - 2 replies
Heck, if both Dakotas and nebraska make the top 10, kansas is probably just outside of it.
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 3:04p - 1 reply
Nobody having anything worth stealing does help crime rates...
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 2:56p - 1 reply
I mean, I can write off the disproportionate representation of New England in the top 10 as pandering,
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 2:55p
Seriously,
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 2:52p - 1 reply
3rd?
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 2:38p - 3 replies
That's because they know you secretly want butter. Everyone wants butter.
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 2:35p - 2 replies
Dat double oven...
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 2:33p - 1 reply
I thought pink was a pastel by definition?
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 2:33p - 1 reply
Smaller curds, for one thing.
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 2:05p - 1 reply
Creepy.
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 2:03p - 1 reply
We have "Woodrow Wilson Maize" trim and "Cloudy Sunset" walls...
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 1:51p
Burn. It. Down.
Commented on Watercooler, 7-15-14: SEC Media Day 1 roundup, depth charts, and Ricker's dream job on Jul 15 2014, 1:48p
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