Saints-logo-4

Dan Kelly

  • joined Sep 27, 2009
  • last login Apr 23, 2014
  • posts 252
  • comments 25242

A man, a legend. In short, Dan Kelly is the epitome of all that is awesome in the world. From the age of 2 months he has had a full beard, reminiscient of some members of ZZ Top or Mr. T. He has always been adept at technology and engineering, and he is credited with building the first time machine, and then powering it by stroking his stubbly chin. A phyiscal description of Dan Kelly will send women (and men) into an orgasmic fury so powerful it shoots out a sonic boom. Long, brown flowing locks adorn a perfectly shaped head with glasses so powerful Dan Kelly can see that you are wearing a thong (and he likes it). To describe his awesomeness in mere words is nothing short of impossible.

A Fan Of...

  • NFL New Orleans Saints
Recent Activity
No Black Pants!!!
Commented on 2014 NFL Schedule Release: Saints Road to Arizona on Apr 23 2014, 9:18p
In Gold pants?
Commented on 2014 NFL Schedule Release: Saints Road to Arizona on Apr 23 2014, 9:09p - 1 reply
lol
Commented on Most Hated Saints Person Ever Final Four: Podcast on Apr 23 2014, 9:06p
No Subject
Commented on Saints News, 4/23/14: Jimmy Graham Not Expected At Saints' Workouts on Apr 23 2014, 5:58p - 1 reply
Mike Ditka beats Jason David??? WTF?!
Commented on Most Hated Saints Person Ever Final Four: Podcast on Apr 23 2014, 5:57p - 1 reply
I can't wait until it gets leaked early!!
Commented on NFL Schedule 2014: Saints Schedule Being Released Tonight on Apr 23 2014, 10:00a
+1
Commented on Saints News, 4/22/14: NFL Playoff Game to Air on Cable For 1st Time on Apr 22 2014, 10:04p
No Subject
Commented on Guess Who I Am? Week 10 on Apr 22 2014, 9:56a
Another reason to... WIN NOW!!
Commented on Saints News, 4/21/14: Saints Pick Up Fifth-Year Option on Cam Jordan on Apr 22 2014, 1:36a
ONE FIRST DOWN!!!
Commented on A Glimpse into the Sean Payton Offense on Apr 21 2014, 6:33p - 1 reply
The Justice Peeps of America!
Commented on Happy Peepster, Y'all!! on Apr 21 2014, 6:31p - 1 reply
for That thing about not having money for our draft picks.
Voted on Apr 20 2014, 12:26p
SWEET!!
Commented on Happy Peepster, Y'all!! on Apr 20 2014, 12:24p - 1 reply
lol... not everyone in New Orleans (and wherever he's from) is Catholic.
Commented on Omnomnom on Apr 20 2014, 12:07a
No Subject
Commented on Most Hated Saints Person Ever: Ray Zellars vs. Roman Harper on Apr 19 2014, 6:57p
No Subject
Commented on Most Hated Saints Person Ever: Ray Zellars vs. Roman Harper on Apr 18 2014, 11:35a
No Subject
Commented on Lots of NFL Draft Prospects Visiting Saints: Podcast on Apr 18 2014, 10:04a
No Subject
Commented on Most Hated Saints Person Ever: Ray Zellars vs. Roman Harper on Apr 18 2014, 10:03a - 2 replies
No Subject
Commented on Most Hated Saints Person Ever: Ray Zellars vs. Roman Harper on Apr 18 2014, 10:02a - 1 reply
No. Sorry, bro. He was most certainly not.
Commented on Most Hated Saints Person Ever: Ray Zellars vs. Roman Harper on Apr 17 2014, 10:13p - 2 replies
No Subject
Commented on Saints News, 4/17/14: Jairus Byrd Excited After Brainstorming With Rob Ryan on Apr 17 2014, 5:07p - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on Saints News, 4/15/14: Saints Host Five Defensive Back Prospects Today on Apr 17 2014, 1:21p
No Subject
Commented on Saints News, 4/15/14: Saints Host Five Defensive Back Prospects Today on Apr 17 2014, 10:22a - 1 reply
Happy Birthday, Jonathan Vilma!
Posted on Apr 16 2014, 11:00p
No Subject
Commented on Aaron Murray Workout at Georgia Pro Day Pictures on Apr 16 2014, 9:15p
No Subject
Commented on Saints News, 4/15/14: Saints Host Five Defensive Back Prospects Today on Apr 16 2014, 8:56p
No Subject
Commented on Aaron Murray Workout at Georgia Pro Day Pictures on Apr 16 2014, 8:52p
No Subject
Commented on Most Hated Saints Person Ever: Albert Connell vs. Torrance Small on Apr 16 2014, 6:28p
No Subject
Commented on NFL Draft Rankings 2014: New Orleans Saints Big Board Players 6 Through 10 on Apr 16 2014, 12:49p
No Subject
Commented on Most Hated Saints Person Ever: Albert Connell vs. Torrance Small on Apr 16 2014, 9:58a
No Subject
Commented on Most Hated Saints Person Ever: Albert Connell vs. Torrance Small on Apr 16 2014, 9:53a
No Subject
Commented on Saints News, 4/15/14: Saints Host Five Defensive Back Prospects Today on Apr 16 2014, 9:51a - 2 replies
for Too Hard. Make it easier
Voted on Apr 15 2014, 6:45p
No Subject
Commented on Saints News, 4/15/14: Saints Host Five Defensive Back Prospects Today on Apr 15 2014, 6:45p - 2 replies
No Subject
Commented on Most Hated Saints Person Ever: Albert Connell vs. Torrance Small on Apr 15 2014, 6:44p - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on NFL Draft Rankings 2014: New Orleans Saints Big Board Players 6 Through 10 on Apr 15 2014, 6:41p - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on Guess Who I Am? Week 9 on Apr 14 2014, 11:00p
No Subject
Commented on Guess Who I Am? Week 9 on Apr 14 2014, 10:59p - 1 reply
For those who don't get the reference Dang made...
Commented on Saints News, 4/14/14: Louisville Safety Calvin Pryor To Visit Saints on Apr 14 2014, 10:17p
No Subject
Commented on Saints News, 4/14/14: Louisville Safety Calvin Pryor To Visit Saints on Apr 14 2014, 10:16p
LOL!
Commented on NFL Mock Draft 2014: Buffalo Bills Select Jake Matthews on Apr 13 2014, 3:22p
I'm surprised he lasted this long.
Commented on NFL Mock Draft 2014: Buffalo Bills Select Jake Matthews on Apr 13 2014, 11:16a - 1 reply
"The Battle For The Basement, WR That Is."
Commented on Saints Hope to Play a Different Toon in 2014 on Apr 12 2014, 12:54p - 1 reply
for He will see some playing time, mostly as a 4th WR option.
Voted on Apr 12 2014, 12:08p
No Subject
Commented on NFL Draft 2014: Top Five New Orleans Saints Draft Prospects on Apr 12 2014, 12:07p
No. Please! NO!!
Commented on Caption This! on Apr 12 2014, 12:01p
No Subject
Commented on Guess Who I Am? Week 8 on Apr 11 2014, 11:27p
No Subject
Commented on NFL Draft 2014: Top Five New Orleans Saints Draft Prospects on Apr 11 2014, 11:07p
No Subject
Commented on NFL Draft 2014: Top Five New Orleans Saints Draft Prospects on Apr 11 2014, 11:05p - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on NFL Draft 2014: Top Five New Orleans Saints Draft Prospects on Apr 11 2014, 10:21p - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on NFL Draft 2014: Top Five New Orleans Saints Draft Prospects on Apr 11 2014, 10:19p
No Subject
Commented on Guess Who I Am? Week 8 on Apr 11 2014, 10:14p - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on Saints News, 4/10/14: Rafael Bush Wins Appeal On $21K Fine on Apr 11 2014, 7:56p
No Subject
Commented on Guess Who I Am? Week 8 on Apr 11 2014, 7:51p - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on NFL Draft 2014: Top Five New Orleans Saints Draft Prospects on Apr 11 2014, 5:50p
I forgot that exception. Sorry.
Commented on Saints News, 4/10/14: Rafael Bush Wins Appeal On $21K Fine on Apr 11 2014, 9:40a
right... the HIT was more painful...
Commented on Saints News, 4/10/14: Rafael Bush Wins Appeal On $21K Fine on Apr 11 2014, 9:40a
No Subject
Commented on Saints News, 4/10/14: Rafael Bush Wins Appeal On $21K Fine on Apr 10 2014, 11:54p - 2 replies
No Subject
Commented on Saints News, 4/10/14: Rafael Bush Wins Appeal On $21K Fine on Apr 10 2014, 11:53p - 1 reply
HELL YEAH!!!!!!!
Commented on Guess Who I Am? Week 8 on Apr 10 2014, 9:55p
lol... two fouls in one GIF... that's HOLDING IN THE ENDZONE and unnecessary roughness.
Commented on Saints News, 4/10/14: Rafael Bush Wins Appeal On $21K Fine on Apr 10 2014, 8:18p - 2 replies
Blog Memberships
    • JoinedSep 27, 2009
    • FanPosts33
    • FanShots222
    • Comments24887
    • JoinedJan 12, 2010
    • FanPosts0
    • FanShots0
    • Comments62
    • JoinedJan 12, 2010
    • FanPosts0
    • FanShots0
    • Comments20
    • JoinedJan 14, 2010
    • FanPosts0
    • FanShots0
    • Comments7
    • JoinedJan 27, 2010
    • FanPosts0
    • FanShots0
    • Comments70
    • JoinedApr 8, 2010
    • FanPosts0
    • FanShots0
    • Comments96
    • JoinedJul 19, 2011
    • FanPosts0
    • FanShots0
    • Comments0
    • JoinedJan 8, 2012
    • FanPosts0
    • FanShots0
    • Comments78
    • JoinedJun 26, 2012
    • FanPosts0
    • FanShots0
    • Comments11
    • JoinedJan 1, 2014
    • FanPosts0
    • FanShots0
    • Comments0
    • JoinedJan 1, 2014
    • FanPosts0
    • FanShots0
    • Comments0
    • JoinedJan 8, 2014
    • FanPosts0
    • FanShots0
    • Comments0
    • JoinedJan 8, 2014
    • FanPosts0
    • FanShots0
    • Comments0
    • JoinedJan 8, 2014
    • FanPosts0
    • FanShots0
    • Comments11
X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

Join SBNation.com

You must be a member of SBNation.com to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at SBNation.com. You should read them.

Join SBNation.com

You must be a member of SBNation.com to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at SBNation.com. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.