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Dan Kelly

  • joined Sep 27, 2009
  • last login Aug 30, 2014
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A man, a legend. In short, Dan Kelly is the epitome of all that is awesome in the world. From the age of 2 months he has had a full beard, reminiscient of some members of ZZ Top or Mr. T. He has always been adept at technology and engineering, and he is credited with building the first time machine, and then powering it by stroking his stubbly chin. A phyiscal description of Dan Kelly will send women (and men) into an orgasmic fury so powerful it shoots out a sonic boom. Long, brown flowing locks adorn a perfectly shaped head with glasses so powerful Dan Kelly can see that you are wearing a thong (and he likes it). To describe his awesomeness in mere words is nothing short of impossible.

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Recent Activity
We're all gonna be sorry soon. :-(
Commented on Saints Roster Cuts Tracker 2014 on Aug 30 2014, 4:42p
hmm.... don;t know much about him
Commented on Saints 53-Man Roster After Final Roster Cuts on Aug 30 2014, 4:40p - 1 reply
The #2 CB spot is wide open.
Commented on Saints 53-Man Roster After Final Roster Cuts on Aug 30 2014, 4:37p - 1 reply
ugh!
Commented on Saints 53-Man Roster After Final Roster Cuts on Aug 30 2014, 4:36p - 1 reply
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Commented on Saints 53-Man Roster After Final Roster Cuts on Aug 30 2014, 4:35p
he might have been able to play the three spot... he has been garbage at 2 and 1 his entire 'career.'
Commented on Saints 53-Man Roster After Final Roster Cuts on Aug 30 2014, 4:35p - 1 reply
and on the field.
Commented on Saints 53-Man Roster After Final Roster Cuts on Aug 30 2014, 4:34p - 1 reply
Shanle was better as his position than PRoblem™ is at his. Ture fact!
Commented on Saints 53-Man Roster After Final Roster Cuts on Aug 30 2014, 4:34p - 1 reply
Me2
Commented on Saints Roster Cuts: Saints Cut Champ Bailey and Robert Meachem on Aug 30 2014, 4:33p - 2 replies
LOL!
Commented on Saints Roster Cuts: Saints Cut Champ Bailey and Robert Meachem on Aug 30 2014, 4:33p
Sadly... yes.
Commented on Saints Roster Cuts: Saints Cut Champ Bailey and Robert Meachem on Aug 30 2014, 4:33p
Looks like more people are jumping on my bandwagon!
Commented on Saints 53-Man Roster After Final Roster Cuts on Aug 30 2014, 4:32p - 3 replies
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Commented on Saints Roster Cuts Tracker 2014 on Aug 30 2014, 4:30p - 1 reply
It's gonna be the same comment over and over... I'll have to find a good "I TOLD YOU SO!" GIF
Commented on Saints Roster Cuts Tracker 2014 on Aug 30 2014, 4:29p
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Commented on Saints Roster Cuts Tracker 2014 on Aug 30 2014, 4:29p
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Commented on Saints Roster Cuts Tracker 2014 on Aug 30 2014, 4:25p - 1 reply
So are we at 51 now? or 52?
Commented on Saints Roster Cuts Tracker 2014 on Aug 30 2014, 4:24p - 1 reply
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Commented on Saints Roster Cuts Tracker 2014 on Aug 30 2014, 4:22p - 1 reply
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Commented on Saints Roster Cuts Tracker 2014 on Aug 30 2014, 4:22p - 1 reply
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Commented on Saints Roster Cuts Tracker 2014 on Aug 30 2014, 4:19p - 1 reply
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Commented on Saints Roster Cuts: Saints Cut Champ Bailey and Robert Meachem on Aug 30 2014, 4:14p - 2 replies
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Commented on Saints vs. Ravens Final Score: Injury Report After 13-22 Loss to the Ravens on Aug 30 2014, 11:45a - 1 reply
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Commented on Saints News, 8/29/14: Akiem Hicks Fined For 'Roughing' Andrew Luck on Aug 29 2014, 9:52p
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Commented on Saints Player Pick 'Em Contest-Week 1 Atlanta Falcons on Aug 29 2014, 6:27p
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Commented on Saints News, 8/29/14: Akiem Hicks Fined For 'Roughing' Andrew Luck on Aug 29 2014, 6:18p - 1 reply
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Commented on Saints News, 8/29/14: Akiem Hicks Fined For 'Roughing' Andrew Luck on Aug 29 2014, 6:06p - 1 reply
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Commented on Saints Roster Countdown 2014: #9 Drew Brees on Aug 29 2014, 6:06p - 1 reply
Seattle lost!
Commented on 2nd Half Open Thread: Ravens 16, Saints 13 on Aug 29 2014, 5:54p
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Commented on 2nd Half Open Thread: Ravens 16, Saints 13 on Aug 29 2014, 5:53p
Pic #3... That belt looks likes it strained to the max.
Commented on Saints vs. Ravens Final Score 22-13: The View from Section 140 on Aug 29 2014, 5:49p - 1 reply
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Commented on Saints News, 8/29/14: Akiem Hicks Fined For 'Roughing' Andrew Luck on Aug 29 2014, 5:46p - 1 reply
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Commented on Saints News, 8/29/14: Akiem Hicks Fined For 'Roughing' Andrew Luck on Aug 29 2014, 5:45p - 1 reply
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Commented on Saints vs. Ravens Final Score: Injury Report After 13-22 Loss to the Ravens on Aug 29 2014, 4:35p - 1 reply
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Commented on Saints vs. Ravens Final Score: Saints Lose 13-22 in Final Preseason Game on Aug 29 2014, 1:14p
lol... I have not. My DVR will record it at noon.... so, it just started recording. :-)
Commented on Saints vs. Ravens Final Score: Saints Lose 13-22 in Final Preseason Game on Aug 29 2014, 1:13p - 1 reply
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Commented on Saints vs. Ravens Final Score: Saints Lose 13-22 in Final Preseason Game on Aug 29 2014, 10:28a
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Commented on Saints vs. Ravens Final Score: Saints Lose 13-22 in Final Preseason Game on Aug 29 2014, 10:27a - 1 reply
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Commented on Saints vs. Ravens Final Score: Saints Lose 13-22 in Final Preseason Game on Aug 29 2014, 10:27a
fify
Commented on Saints vs. Ravens Final Score: Saints Lose 13-22 in Final Preseason Game on Aug 29 2014, 10:26a
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Commented on Saints vs. Ravens Final Score: Saints Lose 13-22 in Final Preseason Game on Aug 29 2014, 10:25a - 1 reply
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Commented on Saints vs. Ravens Preseason 2014: Open Discussion Thread on Aug 28 2014, 8:51p
apparently, neither is one of the supposed "starters" on D
Commented on Saints vs. Ravens Preseason 2014: Open Discussion Thread on Aug 28 2014, 8:50p
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Commented on Saints vs. Ravens Preseason 2014: Open Discussion Thread on Aug 28 2014, 8:49p
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Commented on Saints vs. Ravens Preseason 2014: Open Discussion Thread on Aug 28 2014, 8:40p
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Commented on Saints vs. Ravens Preseason 2014: Open Discussion Thread on Aug 28 2014, 8:37p
no worries...
Commented on Saints vs. Ravens Preseason 2014: Open Discussion Thread on Aug 28 2014, 8:28p - 1 reply
gotcha
Commented on Saints vs. Ravens Preseason 2014: Open Discussion Thread on Aug 28 2014, 8:26p
My condolences.
Commented on Saints vs. Ravens Preseason 2014: Open Discussion Thread on Aug 28 2014, 8:26p
ummm
Commented on Saints vs. Ravens Preseason 2014: Open Discussion Thread on Aug 28 2014, 8:25p - 1 reply
What happened...
Commented on Saints vs. Ravens Preseason 2014: Open Discussion Thread on Aug 28 2014, 8:24p - 1 reply
THANKS.... now I have the noon CST timeslot recording too. :-)
Commented on Saints vs. Ravens Preseason 2014: Open Discussion Thread on Aug 28 2014, 8:22p - 1 reply
THANKS... I've got it set.
Commented on Saints vs. Ravens Preseason 2014: Open Discussion Thread on Aug 28 2014, 8:21p - 1 reply
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Commented on Saints vs. Ravens Preseason 2014: Open Discussion Thread on Aug 28 2014, 8:04p - 3 replies
oh.. gotcha.
Commented on Saints vs. Ravens Preseason 2014: Open Discussion Thread on Aug 28 2014, 8:03p - 1 reply
Who;s @ corner tonight?
Commented on Saints vs. Ravens Preseason 2014: Open Discussion Thread on Aug 28 2014, 8:01p - 1 reply
Of course he doesn't mean it!
Commented on Saints News, 8/28/14: SHOCK! Roger Goodell Admits He Made A Poor Decision! on Aug 28 2014, 7:55p
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Commented on Yahoo Fantasy Pro Football Pick-em contest: on Aug 28 2014, 1:20p - 1 reply
Jimmy Graham
Commented on Saints Player Pick 'Em Contest-Week 1 Atlanta Falcons on Aug 28 2014, 1:19p
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Commented on Saints vs. Ravens: What To Look For on Aug 28 2014, 1:17p - 1 reply
for New Orleans Saints
Voted on Aug 27 2014, 10:10p
The NFL, Where Smoking Pot Is 8 Times Worse Than Beating a Woman
Posted on Aug 27 2014, 10:07p
LOL
Commented on Saints Training Camp 2014 Updates and Open Thread: Last Open Practice on Aug 27 2014, 9:53p
lol
Commented on Saints Training Camp 2014 Updates and Open Thread: Last Open Practice on Aug 27 2014, 9:52p
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Commented on Saints News, 8/26/14: Sean Payton Rated Among NFL's Top Coaches on Aug 26 2014, 11:30p - 1 reply
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Commented on The Saints Running Game in 2014 on Aug 26 2014, 10:46p - 1 reply
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Commented on Saints News, 8/26/14: Sean Payton Rated Among NFL's Top Coaches on Aug 26 2014, 10:36p
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Commented on The Saints Running Game in 2014 on Aug 26 2014, 10:31p
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