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Dan Kelly

  • joined Sep 27, 2009
  • last login Sep 01, 2014
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A man, a legend. In short, Dan Kelly is the epitome of all that is awesome in the world. From the age of 2 months he has had a full beard, reminiscient of some members of ZZ Top or Mr. T. He has always been adept at technology and engineering, and he is credited with building the first time machine, and then powering it by stroking his stubbly chin. A phyiscal description of Dan Kelly will send women (and men) into an orgasmic fury so powerful it shoots out a sonic boom. Long, brown flowing locks adorn a perfectly shaped head with glasses so powerful Dan Kelly can see that you are wearing a thong (and he likes it). To describe his awesomeness in mere words is nothing short of impossible.

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Commented on Saints News, 9/1/14: It's Falcons Week! on Sep 1 2014, 7:50p - 1 reply
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Commented on Are Saints 2014 Games in Danger of Not Being Broadcast in Local Market? on Sep 1 2014, 6:54p
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Commented on Cutting Champ Bailey on Sep 1 2014, 6:52p
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Commented on If you were a brand new fan, and you had no affiliation to a team, who do you think you would end up rooting for? on Sep 1 2014, 5:59p
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Commented on Cutting Champ Bailey on Sep 1 2014, 5:53p
And, in case you haven't bought yours yet, here are the countries with the best price
Commented on Are Saints 2014 Games in Danger of Not Being Broadcast in Local Market? on Sep 1 2014, 5:48p - 1 reply
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Commented on Are Saints 2014 Games in Danger of Not Being Broadcast in Local Market? on Sep 1 2014, 5:46p
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Commented on Are Saints 2014 Games in Danger of Not Being Broadcast in Local Market? on Sep 1 2014, 1:15p
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Commented on Are Saints 2014 Games in Danger of Not Being Broadcast in Local Market? on Sep 1 2014, 1:13p
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Commented on Sunday NFL Ticket on Sep 1 2014, 12:10p
OFF-TOPIC: Phil...
Commented on Cutting Champ Bailey on Sep 1 2014, 12:10p - 1 reply
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Commented on Cutting Champ Bailey on Sep 1 2014, 12:06p - 2 replies
That certainly would clear up two roster spots for that extra FB and third QB.
Commented on Saints Have Important Decision To Make At Kicker on Sep 1 2014, 11:28a
for Rob Bironas
Voted on Sep 1 2014, 11:26a
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Commented on Are Saints 2014 Games in Danger of Not Being Broadcast in Local Market? on Sep 1 2014, 11:24a - 1 reply
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Commented on Cutting Champ Bailey on Aug 31 2014, 11:50p - 1 reply
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Commented on Cutting Champ Bailey on Aug 31 2014, 10:31p - 2 replies
I'd be willing to set our second odd this rounder next year free, for a good CB.
Commented on Practice Squad Rumor Mill on Aug 31 2014, 10:21p
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Commented on Practice Squad Rumor Mill on Aug 31 2014, 3:49p - 1 reply
lol... that should have been surrounded by @ @
Commented on Saints Could Miss the Playoffs in 2014 on Aug 31 2014, 1:59p
for Division Winner but Wild Card in the playoffs.
Voted on Aug 31 2014, 1:58p
unfortunately...
Commented on Cutting Champ Bailey on Aug 31 2014, 12:55p - 1 reply
for Brian Dixon
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Commented on Saints Release Depth Chart on Aug 31 2014, 12:01a
Hmm...,
Commented on Saints Roster Cuts 2014: Available Kickers the Saints Could Sign on Aug 30 2014, 11:56p - 1 reply
for They should have kept an option open at the burger position. This will be their undoing.
Voted on Aug 30 2014, 11:05p
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Commented on Saints Roster Cuts: Saints Cut Champ Bailey and Robert Meachem on Aug 30 2014, 9:04p
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Commented on Saints 53-Man Roster After Final Roster Cuts on Aug 30 2014, 8:48p
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Commented on Saints 53-Man Roster After Final Roster Cuts on Aug 30 2014, 8:11p
oic
Commented on Saints 53-Man Roster After Final Roster Cuts on Aug 30 2014, 8:10p - 1 reply
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Commented on Saints 53-Man Roster After Final Roster Cuts on Aug 30 2014, 8:09p - 1 reply
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Commented on Saints 53-Man Roster After Final Roster Cuts on Aug 30 2014, 8:08p - 2 replies
ha... that's funny
Commented on Saints Roster Cuts: Saints Cut Champ Bailey and Robert Meachem on Aug 30 2014, 7:09p - 1 reply
We're all gonna be sorry soon. :-(
Commented on Saints Roster Cuts Tracker 2014 on Aug 30 2014, 4:42p
hmm.... don;t know much about him
Commented on Saints 53-Man Roster After Final Roster Cuts on Aug 30 2014, 4:40p - 1 reply
The #2 CB spot is wide open.
Commented on Saints 53-Man Roster After Final Roster Cuts on Aug 30 2014, 4:37p - 1 reply
ugh!
Commented on Saints 53-Man Roster After Final Roster Cuts on Aug 30 2014, 4:36p - 1 reply
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Commented on Saints 53-Man Roster After Final Roster Cuts on Aug 30 2014, 4:35p
he might have been able to play the three spot... he has been garbage at 2 and 1 his entire 'career.'
Commented on Saints 53-Man Roster After Final Roster Cuts on Aug 30 2014, 4:35p - 1 reply
and on the field.
Commented on Saints 53-Man Roster After Final Roster Cuts on Aug 30 2014, 4:34p - 1 reply
Shanle was better as his position than PRoblem™ is at his. Ture fact!
Commented on Saints 53-Man Roster After Final Roster Cuts on Aug 30 2014, 4:34p - 1 reply
Me2
Commented on Saints Roster Cuts: Saints Cut Champ Bailey and Robert Meachem on Aug 30 2014, 4:33p - 2 replies
LOL!
Commented on Saints Roster Cuts: Saints Cut Champ Bailey and Robert Meachem on Aug 30 2014, 4:33p
Sadly... yes.
Commented on Saints Roster Cuts: Saints Cut Champ Bailey and Robert Meachem on Aug 30 2014, 4:33p
Looks like more people are jumping on my bandwagon!
Commented on Saints 53-Man Roster After Final Roster Cuts on Aug 30 2014, 4:32p - 3 replies
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Commented on Saints Roster Cuts Tracker 2014 on Aug 30 2014, 4:30p - 1 reply
It's gonna be the same comment over and over... I'll have to find a good "I TOLD YOU SO!" GIF
Commented on Saints Roster Cuts Tracker 2014 on Aug 30 2014, 4:29p
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Commented on Saints Roster Cuts Tracker 2014 on Aug 30 2014, 4:29p
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Commented on Saints Roster Cuts Tracker 2014 on Aug 30 2014, 4:25p - 1 reply
So are we at 51 now? or 52?
Commented on Saints Roster Cuts Tracker 2014 on Aug 30 2014, 4:24p - 1 reply
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Commented on Saints Roster Cuts Tracker 2014 on Aug 30 2014, 4:22p - 2 replies
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Commented on Saints Roster Cuts Tracker 2014 on Aug 30 2014, 4:19p - 2 replies
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Commented on Saints Roster Cuts: Saints Cut Champ Bailey and Robert Meachem on Aug 30 2014, 4:14p - 2 replies
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Commented on Saints vs. Ravens Final Score: Injury Report After 13-22 Loss to the Ravens on Aug 30 2014, 11:45a - 1 reply
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Commented on Saints News, 8/29/14: Akiem Hicks Fined For 'Roughing' Andrew Luck on Aug 29 2014, 9:52p
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Commented on Saints Player Pick 'Em Contest-Week 1 Atlanta Falcons on Aug 29 2014, 6:27p
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Commented on Saints News, 8/29/14: Akiem Hicks Fined For 'Roughing' Andrew Luck on Aug 29 2014, 6:18p - 1 reply
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Commented on Saints News, 8/29/14: Akiem Hicks Fined For 'Roughing' Andrew Luck on Aug 29 2014, 6:06p - 1 reply
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Commented on Saints Roster Countdown 2014: #9 Drew Brees on Aug 29 2014, 6:06p - 1 reply
Seattle lost!
Commented on 2nd Half Open Thread: Ravens 16, Saints 13 on Aug 29 2014, 5:54p
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Commented on 2nd Half Open Thread: Ravens 16, Saints 13 on Aug 29 2014, 5:53p
Pic #3... That belt looks likes it strained to the max.
Commented on Saints vs. Ravens Final Score 22-13: The View from Section 140 on Aug 29 2014, 5:49p - 1 reply
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Commented on Saints News, 8/29/14: Akiem Hicks Fined For 'Roughing' Andrew Luck on Aug 29 2014, 5:46p - 1 reply
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