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Dan Kelly

  • joined Sep 27, 2009
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A man, a legend. In short, Dan Kelly is the epitome of all that is awesome in the world. From the age of 2 months he has had a full beard, reminiscient of some members of ZZ Top or Mr. T. He has always been adept at technology and engineering, and he is credited with building the first time machine, and then powering it by stroking his stubbly chin. A phyiscal description of Dan Kelly will send women (and men) into an orgasmic fury so powerful it shoots out a sonic boom. Long, brown flowing locks adorn a perfectly shaped head with glasses so powerful Dan Kelly can see that you are wearing a thong (and he likes it). To describe his awesomeness in mere words is nothing short of impossible.

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for Too Hard. Make it easier
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Commented on Saints News, 4/15/14: Saints Host Five Defensive Back Prospects Today on Apr 15 2014, 6:45p - 2 replies
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Commented on Most Hated Saints Person Ever: Albert Connell vs. Torrance Small on Apr 15 2014, 6:44p - 1 reply
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Commented on NFL Draft Rankings 2014: New Orleans Saints Big Board Players 6 Through 10 on Apr 15 2014, 6:41p - 1 reply
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Commented on Guess Who I Am? Week 9 on Apr 14 2014, 11:00p
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Commented on Guess Who I Am? Week 9 on Apr 14 2014, 10:59p - 1 reply
For those who don't get the reference Dang made...
Commented on Saints News, 4/14/14: Louisville Safety Calvin Pryor To Visit Saints on Apr 14 2014, 10:17p
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Commented on Saints News, 4/14/14: Louisville Safety Calvin Pryor To Visit Saints on Apr 14 2014, 10:16p
LOL!
Commented on NFL Mock Draft 2014: Buffalo Bills Select Jake Matthews on Apr 13 2014, 3:22p
I'm surprised he lasted this long.
Commented on NFL Mock Draft 2014: Buffalo Bills Select Jake Matthews on Apr 13 2014, 11:16a - 1 reply
"The Battle For The Basement, WR That Is."
Commented on Saints Hope to Play a Different Toon in 2014 on Apr 12 2014, 12:54p - 1 reply
for He will see some playing time, mostly as a 4th WR option.
Voted on Apr 12 2014, 12:08p
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Commented on NFL Draft 2014: Top Five New Orleans Saints Draft Prospects on Apr 12 2014, 12:07p
No. Please! NO!!
Commented on Caption This! on Apr 12 2014, 12:01p
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Commented on Guess Who I Am? Week 8 on Apr 11 2014, 11:27p
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Commented on NFL Draft 2014: Top Five New Orleans Saints Draft Prospects on Apr 11 2014, 11:07p
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Commented on NFL Draft 2014: Top Five New Orleans Saints Draft Prospects on Apr 11 2014, 11:05p - 1 reply
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Commented on NFL Draft 2014: Top Five New Orleans Saints Draft Prospects on Apr 11 2014, 10:21p - 1 reply
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Commented on NFL Draft 2014: Top Five New Orleans Saints Draft Prospects on Apr 11 2014, 10:19p
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Commented on Guess Who I Am? Week 8 on Apr 11 2014, 10:14p - 1 reply
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Commented on Saints News, 4/10/14: Rafael Bush Wins Appeal On $21K Fine on Apr 11 2014, 7:56p
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Commented on Guess Who I Am? Week 8 on Apr 11 2014, 7:51p - 1 reply
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Commented on NFL Draft 2014: Top Five New Orleans Saints Draft Prospects on Apr 11 2014, 5:50p
I forgot that exception. Sorry.
Commented on Saints News, 4/10/14: Rafael Bush Wins Appeal On $21K Fine on Apr 11 2014, 9:40a
right... the HIT was more painful...
Commented on Saints News, 4/10/14: Rafael Bush Wins Appeal On $21K Fine on Apr 11 2014, 9:40a
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Commented on Saints News, 4/10/14: Rafael Bush Wins Appeal On $21K Fine on Apr 10 2014, 11:54p - 2 replies
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Commented on Saints News, 4/10/14: Rafael Bush Wins Appeal On $21K Fine on Apr 10 2014, 11:53p - 1 reply
HELL YEAH!!!!!!!
Commented on Guess Who I Am? Week 8 on Apr 10 2014, 9:55p
lol... two fouls in one GIF... that's HOLDING IN THE ENDZONE and unnecessary roughness.
Commented on Saints News, 4/10/14: Rafael Bush Wins Appeal On $21K Fine on Apr 10 2014, 8:18p - 2 replies
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Commented on Guess Who I Am? Week 8 on Apr 10 2014, 6:15p - 1 reply
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Commented on New Orleans Saints 2014 Preseason Schedule Released on Apr 10 2014, 5:02p
LOL!! An education joke.
Commented on Saints Restructure DT Brodrick Bunkley's Contract on Apr 10 2014, 12:03p
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Commented on Most Hated Saints Person Ever: Rick Middleton vs. Mike Ditka on Apr 10 2014, 12:02p - 1 reply
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Commented on Most Hated Saints Person Ever: Rick Middleton vs. Mike Ditka on Apr 10 2014, 12:01p
but
Commented on Most Hated Saints Person Ever: Rick Middleton vs. Mike Ditka on Apr 10 2014, 10:20a - 2 replies
It doesn't... that's why it's called "trivia"
Commented on Most Hated Saints Person Ever: Rick Middleton vs. Mike Ditka on Apr 10 2014, 10:19a
And Miami
Commented on Saints News, 4/9/14: Saints To Face Gregg Williams In Preseason Opener on Apr 10 2014, 10:18a
DITKA/SAINTS TRIVIA FACT....
Commented on Most Hated Saints Person Ever: Rick Middleton vs. Mike Ditka on Apr 9 2014, 10:15p - 2 replies
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Commented on Most Hated Saints Person Ever: Rick Middleton vs. Mike Ditka on Apr 9 2014, 9:18p
for Great move, Defensive Tackle is a critical position.
Voted on Apr 9 2014, 9:17p
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Commented on Bunkley Took a Pay Cut on Apr 9 2014, 9:03p
lol
Commented on NFL Free Agency 2014: Saints Should Re-Sign Jonathan Goodwin on Apr 9 2014, 6:53p
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Commented on NFL Free Agency 2014: Saints Should Re-Sign Jonathan Goodwin on Apr 9 2014, 6:47p
Whaaaaaaaaaaaat!!??
Commented on Most Hated Saints Person Ever: Rick Middleton vs. Mike Ditka on Apr 9 2014, 5:18p - 1 reply
Nice!
Commented on NFL Free Agency 2014: Saints Should Re-Sign Jonathan Goodwin on Apr 9 2014, 3:47p
I know it's late but...
Commented on NFL Free Agency 2014: Rafael Bush Has Not Been Signed by the Falcons...Yet on Apr 8 2014, 10:18p
That is a good one.
Commented on Most Hated Saints Person Ever: Russell Erxleben vs. Mike Buck on Apr 8 2014, 9:42a - 1 reply
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Commented on New Orleans Saints Re-Sign Rafael Bush on Apr 7 2014, 11:00p
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Commented on New Orleans Saints Re-Sign Rafael Bush on Apr 7 2014, 10:56p - 1 reply
But...
Commented on New Orleans Saints Re-Sign Rafael Bush on Apr 7 2014, 10:55p - 1 reply
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Commented on New Orleans Saints Re-Sign Rafael Bush on Apr 7 2014, 10:54p
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Commented on Most Hated Saints Person Ever: Russell Erxleben vs. Mike Buck on Apr 7 2014, 10:51p - 1 reply
the most unbelievable part of your comment... is that the Falcons will be in the playoffs.
Commented on New Orleans Saints Re-Sign Rafael Bush on Apr 7 2014, 7:30p - 1 reply
zactly
Commented on New Orleans Saints Re-Sign Rafael Bush on Apr 7 2014, 7:27p - 1 reply
wohoo!!
Commented on New Orleans Saints Re-Sign Rafael Bush on Apr 7 2014, 7:27p - 1 reply
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Commented on Most Hated Saints Person Ever: Russell Erxleben vs. Mike Buck on Apr 7 2014, 7:26p - 1 reply
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Commented on New Orleans Saints Re-Sign Rafael Bush on Apr 7 2014, 6:31p - 2 replies
Man, PayLoo must REALLY be confident in their plan to address Cornerback and Center
Commented on New Orleans Saints Re-Sign Rafael Bush on Apr 7 2014, 6:29p - 1 reply
At this rate (of signing safeties), we'll be running 4 safety as a "base" defense and throw in a 5th on exotic plays.
Commented on New Orleans Saints Re-Sign Rafael Bush on Apr 7 2014, 6:29p - 1 reply
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