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Dan Kelly

  • joined Sep 27, 2009
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A man, a legend. In short, Dan Kelly is the epitome of all that is awesome in the world. From the age of 2 months he has had a full beard, reminiscient of some members of ZZ Top or Mr. T. He has always been adept at technology and engineering, and he is credited with building the first time machine, and then powering it by stroking his stubbly chin. A phyiscal description of Dan Kelly will send women (and men) into an orgasmic fury so powerful it shoots out a sonic boom. Long, brown flowing locks adorn a perfectly shaped head with glasses so powerful Dan Kelly can see that you are wearing a thong (and he likes it). To describe his awesomeness in mere words is nothing short of impossible.

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Recent Activity
he needs to watch film of jason witten...
Commented on Saints Training Camp 2014 Photos on Jul 29 2014, 10:36p
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Commented on Saints Roster Countdown 2014: #40 Timothy Flanders and #90 Victor Butler on Jul 29 2014, 8:28p - 1 reply
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Commented on Saints Training Camp 2014 Updates and Day Two Open Thread on Jul 29 2014, 6:30p
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Commented on Saints Training Camp 2014 Updates and Day Two Open Thread on Jul 29 2014, 1:13p - 1 reply
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Commented on Saints Training Camp 2014 Updates and Day Two Open Thread on Jul 29 2014, 10:15a - 1 reply
for Wish it weren't the season opener. I have my heart pills ready.
Voted on Jul 28 2014, 4:51p
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Commented on Saints Training Camp 2014 Updates and Day Two Open Thread on Jul 27 2014, 11:48p - 2 replies
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Commented on Saints Training Camp 2014 Updates and Day Three Open Thread on Jul 27 2014, 5:16p - 1 reply
I wanna try these...
Commented on Saints Training Camp 2014 Updates and Day Three Open Thread on Jul 27 2014, 4:35p - 2 replies
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Commented on NFL 2014 Divisional Predictions: The NFC East on Jul 27 2014, 3:37p
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Commented on Saints Training Camp 2014 Updates and Day Three Open Thread on Jul 27 2014, 11:31a - 2 replies
HELL YEAH!!!!!!!
Commented on Saints Training Camp 2014 Updates and Day Three Open Thread on Jul 27 2014, 11:30a
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Commented on Saints Training Camp 2014 Updates and Day Three Open Thread on Jul 27 2014, 11:29a
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Commented on NFL 2014 Divisional Predictions: The NFC East on Jul 27 2014, 11:23a - 1 reply
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Commented on Saints Training Camp 2014 Updates and Day Two Open Thread on Jul 27 2014, 11:23a - 1 reply
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Commented on Saints Training Camp 2014 Updates and Day Two Open Thread on Jul 27 2014, 8:46a - 1 reply
If he starts week one, what does that prove?
Commented on Saints Training Camp 2014 Updates and Day Two Open Thread on Jul 27 2014, 8:43a - 1 reply
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Commented on Saints Training Camp 2014 Updates and Day Two Open Thread on Jul 27 2014, 8:40a
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Commented on NFL 2014 Divisional Predictions: The NFC East on Jul 27 2014, 8:36a
.... and..... 27 touchdowns AND ONLY TWO INTERCEPTIONS
Commented on NFL 2014 Divisional Predictions: The NFC East on Jul 27 2014, 8:35a - 1 reply
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Commented on NFL 2014 Divisional Predictions: The NFC East on Jul 27 2014, 8:32a
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Commented on Saints Training Camp 2014 Updates and Day Two Open Thread on Jul 26 2014, 6:02p - 1 reply
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Commented on NFL 2014 Divisional Predictions: The NFC East on Jul 26 2014, 6:00p - 1 reply
for Trying not to lose your s*** over injury reports.
Voted on Jul 26 2014, 5:58p
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Commented on Saints Training Camp 2014 Updates and Day Two Open Thread on Jul 26 2014, 5:45p
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Commented on Saints Training Camp 2014 Updates and Day Two Open Thread on Jul 26 2014, 5:43p
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Commented on Saints Training Camp 2014 Updates and Day Two Open Thread on Jul 26 2014, 5:41p - 1 reply
An appaloosa change change his spots.
Commented on Saints Training Camp 2014 Updates and Day Two Open Thread on Jul 26 2014, 5:40p - 1 reply
pitbulls aren't exactly symetrical with their biting patterns... and both legs, wtf.
Commented on Saints Training Camp 2014 Updates and Day Two Open Thread on Jul 26 2014, 5:39p
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Commented on Saints Training Camp 2014 Updates and Day Two Open Thread on Jul 26 2014, 2:51p
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Commented on NFL Divisional Predictions 2014: The NFC West on Jul 26 2014, 2:26p
...and he needs to see the play develop because he can't cover man-to-man.
Commented on Saints Training Camp 2014 Updates and Day Two Open Thread on Jul 26 2014, 2:09p
Say it with me..
Commented on Saints Training Camp 2014 Updates and Day Two Open Thread on Jul 26 2014, 2:07p - 1 reply
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Commented on Saints Training Camp 2014 Updates and Day Two Open Thread on Jul 26 2014, 2:06p
A zebra can't change his stripes.
Commented on Saints Training Camp 2014 Updates and Day Two Open Thread on Jul 26 2014, 2:05p - 1 reply
TANNER!!!!
Commented on Saints Training Camp 2014 Updates and Day Two Open Thread on Jul 26 2014, 2:03p - 2 replies
Actually... the tape is inconclusive...
Commented on Saints Training Camp 2014 Updates and Day Two Open Thread on Jul 26 2014, 2:02p - 1 reply
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Commented on Saints Training Camp 2014 Updates and Day Two Open Thread on Jul 26 2014, 1:59p
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Commented on Saints Training Camp 2014 Updates and Day Two Open Thread on Jul 26 2014, 1:58p - 1 reply
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Commented on NFL 2014 Divisional Predictions: The NFC East on Jul 26 2014, 1:57p - 1 reply
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Commented on Saints News, 7/25/14: Jairus Byrd on PUP List, Kenny Stills Tweaks Quad on Jul 26 2014, 9:46a
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Commented on Saints News, 7/25/14: Jairus Byrd on PUP List, Kenny Stills Tweaks Quad on Jul 26 2014, 9:43a - 1 reply
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Commented on NFL 2014 Divisional Predictions: The NFC East on Jul 26 2014, 9:41a - 2 replies
lol...
Commented on NFL 2014 Divisional Predictions: The NFC East on Jul 25 2014, 7:18p - 1 reply
FIFY...
Commented on NFL 2014 Divisional Predictions: The NFC East on Jul 25 2014, 6:48p
Ever hear of LeSean McCoy?
Commented on NFL 2014 Divisional Predictions: The NFC East on Jul 25 2014, 6:45p - 1 reply
for Washington Redskins
Voted on Jul 25 2014, 6:43p
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Commented on Kenny stills limps off the field on Jul 25 2014, 5:24p
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Commented on Kenny stills limps off the field on Jul 25 2014, 5:24p - 1 reply
Sweet, dude!! Congrats!
Commented on Saints 2014 Off-Season Review and Regular Season Predictions on Jul 25 2014, 12:45p - 1 reply
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Commented on Join the New Orleans Saints for a Saturday Picnic at Training Camp on Jul 25 2014, 12:42p - 1 reply
You could ask the same question of Brazil regarding multi-million dollar STADIUMS now that teh world cup is over.
Commented on Saints News, 7/24/14: Payton, Loomis To Hold Press Conference Later Today on Jul 25 2014, 11:03a - 2 replies
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Commented on Saints News, 7/24/14: Payton, Loomis To Hold Press Conference Later Today on Jul 24 2014, 10:32p
^^^ THIS is good news!! ^^^
Commented on Saints News, 7/24/14: Payton, Loomis To Hold Press Conference Later Today on Jul 24 2014, 8:32p - 1 reply
RIP Ship
Commented on R.I.P. "Ship" on Jul 24 2014, 12:04p
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Commented on Accountability Index Update-Jimmy Graham Signs A Long Term Contract Update on Jul 24 2014, 9:56a
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Commented on Accountability Index Update-Jimmy Graham Signs A Long Term Contract Update on Jul 23 2014, 6:00p - 1 reply
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Commented on Accountability Index Update-Jimmy Graham Signs A Long Term Contract Update on Jul 23 2014, 5:58p - 1 reply
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Commented on Accountability Index Update-Jimmy Graham Signs A Long Term Contract Update on Jul 23 2014, 12:45p - 1 reply
LMOA!
Commented on Rob Ryan Really Loves Ms. Maes on Jul 23 2014, 12:43p
Stu was talking about defensive "blocking".
Commented on Saints News, 7/21/14: Get Ready For The Legion Of Boom Rule on Jul 22 2014, 5:04p
for Kansas City Chiefs
Voted on Jul 22 2014, 2:16p
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Commented on Saints News, 7/21/14: Get Ready For The Legion Of Boom Rule on Jul 22 2014, 2:16p - 1 reply
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Commented on New Orleans Saints 2014: Five Questions Heading Into Training Camp on Jul 22 2014, 11:35a - 1 reply
Babes?
Commented on Saints News, 7/21/14: Get Ready For The Legion Of Boom Rule on Jul 22 2014, 10:57a
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