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Dan Kelly

  • joined Sep 27, 2009
  • last login Aug 23, 2014
  • posts 255
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A man, a legend. In short, Dan Kelly is the epitome of all that is awesome in the world. From the age of 2 months he has had a full beard, reminiscient of some members of ZZ Top or Mr. T. He has always been adept at technology and engineering, and he is credited with building the first time machine, and then powering it by stroking his stubbly chin. A phyiscal description of Dan Kelly will send women (and men) into an orgasmic fury so powerful it shoots out a sonic boom. Long, brown flowing locks adorn a perfectly shaped head with glasses so powerful Dan Kelly can see that you are wearing a thong (and he likes it). To describe his awesomeness in mere words is nothing short of impossible.

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Dan's Pro Football Pick'em Group

You have been invited to join Dan Kelly's Private Group in Yahoo Sports Pro Football Pick'em. In order to join the group, just go to Pro Football Pick'em, and click the "Join Group" button. From...

What the hell are you doing, Roger?

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NFL Asks Musicians for Money to Play Super Bowl

[Funny Stuff] Little Vikings Fan

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Just saw this classic on Tru TV's "Top Funniest". Whinekings fans are the best... to watch after they lose... again.

2014 Pro Bowl Draft Day 1: The Selections

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Drew Brees (the first pick in the draft), Jahri Evans, and Ben Grubbs are on Team Rice. Hopefully Jerry will also pick Jimmy Graham tomorrow.

Crazy Stat Of The Day

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Eagles home opener for last 4 years has won the Super Bowl.

How bout them Cowboys!

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How to spot a fake playoff ticket.

NFL Maps: Week 17

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Dang it! I get the Carolina @ Atlanta game, but not the Saints game. (I get Green Bay @ Chicago.)

Drew Brees has chance for another 5,000 yard season

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"At 4,781 yards, he is 219 yards from his third consecutive, and fourth total, 5,000-yard season. No other quarterback in NFL history has more than one."

Victor Butler on New Orleans Saints' injured reserve

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The Saints outside linebacker was moved to injured reserve Wednesday, ending any possibility he'll be able to contribute in his first season in New Orleans.

8 Brands Rocking Snapchat - Including the Saints

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6. New Orleans Saints In October 2013, the New Orleans Saints created a Snapchat account only to use its Stories feature -- for now. The team said it will release behind-the-scenes footage, photos of new merchandise, a sneak peek of what uniform the Saints will be wearing each week, and more. Username: Saints

Win Steve Gleason’s Custom Restored 1965 Mustang - $10 Raffle

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$10 for a chance to win Steve Gleason’s Black & Gold Mustang

Team Gleason

'A Football Life: Steve Gleason'- The road to Machu Picchu - NFL Videos

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The episode aired earlier today... and comes on again at 11pm and a few other times this month.

Ed Reed is available!!

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With our injury woes at Safety, maybe we take a look. What do you think?

VideoShot

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Tony Tony Tony... you can't do that, man!

"We Have A Hulk"

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I am watching the Avengers on my DVR and this video came to mind... It's an oldie, but a goodie.

N.O.L.A.

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I've never heard this one before, but I found it at just the right time.

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Dan Kelly's Private Group in Yahoo! Sports Pro Football Pick'em

Hey guys (and girls) If you're looking for an outlet for your Fantasy Football fix, join my Yahoo! Sports Pro Football Pick'em 1. Visit: h...

QuoteShot

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Ummm... Does Wes Welker and DeMarcus Ware wear Depends(TM)??? (See advertising on CSC, right side)

Dan Kelly

NFC South Top 25: No. 13 - Sprolesy!!

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"I can only imagine that Payton spent a lot of his time away thinking about more ways to use Sproles."

Radio Host [NOT Fired] For Mocking Steve Gleason's ALS Battle

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The members of the show involved with this incident have been suspended indefinitely pending further management review of their actions.

Radio Host Apologizes for Mocking Steve Gleason's ALS Battle

Greatest Coaches In NFL History - NFL Topics - ESPN

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Wow... Is Sean Payton actually gonna get some props from ESPN??? They are ranking the top 20 coaches in NFL history. So far, they've revealed 20 through 7 and Sean hasn't been revealed yet... yet, his picture and three other members of the list who have already been revealed are the banner image for the articles. I guess we'll have to stay tuned for a few days.
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