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Dan Kelly

  • joined Sep 27, 2009
  • last login Jul 24, 2014
  • posts 253
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A man, a legend. In short, Dan Kelly is the epitome of all that is awesome in the world. From the age of 2 months he has had a full beard, reminiscient of some members of ZZ Top or Mr. T. He has always been adept at technology and engineering, and he is credited with building the first time machine, and then powering it by stroking his stubbly chin. A phyiscal description of Dan Kelly will send women (and men) into an orgasmic fury so powerful it shoots out a sonic boom. Long, brown flowing locks adorn a perfectly shaped head with glasses so powerful Dan Kelly can see that you are wearing a thong (and he likes it). To describe his awesomeness in mere words is nothing short of impossible.

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Silence Sports Commentators with a Simple Switch

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"Most sporting events broadcast in surround sound only push the commentator audio through the center channel." So, to mute Buck and Ache-man, just turn off the center channel... you gotta have 5.1 (or greater) setup for this to work.

NFL Draft 2013: Compensatory picks announced

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@JUST ANNOUNCED: Saints get 14 compensatory picks; half are in 1st round.@ Does the sarcasm font work in descriptions?

Turk McBride - Bears taking a look at Turk

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The Bears will host free agent DL Turk McBride on Tuesday. Though younger, McBride would be a homeless man's version of Israel Idonjie as a defensive end on early downs who kicks inside in the nickel. McBride was the 54th overall pick in the 2007 draft. He's never been a high-impact player.

Darrelle Revis - Bucs are likeliest suitors.

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The Tampa Times is keeping close tabs on the situation because the Bucs are Revis' likeliest suitors. The Buccaneers reportedly haven't ruled out sending the Jets their 2013 first-round pick, which is precisely what New York GM John Idzik is targeting. Tampa Bay is also "not overly concerned" with Revis' knee injury. The Bucs regard the opportunity to acquire Revis as "rare" and a potential "counter" to recent top-shelf moves made to upgrade the division-rival Falcons.

Did you know? Our Super Bowl logo was the last unique/original design? They last two have been the...

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Did you know? Our Super Bowl logo was the last unique/original design? They last two have been the same with a different Roman numeral at the bottom. Who Dat!!
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Pete, You've Got Three Options

Dear Mr. Carmichael, We haven't met, but I've watched your work for some time now. And, I'd like to submit three options for you to choose from to help our offense be more productive. G** damn,...

Week 11: TV Maps

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http://www.the506.com/nflmaps/2012/wk11.html

Saints Beat Falcons again... The game is on NFL Replay tonight (right now) and tomorrow at 2pm. ...

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Saints Beat Falcons again... The game is on NFL Replay tonight (right now) and tomorrow at 2pm. Set your DVRs.

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Great play, young man.

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Great play, young man.

Heath Evans' Super Bowl Ring Raffle

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I'm not sure if anyone posted a link to the actual raffle. If so, I can delete this one.

Vilma, Hargrove, Smith, Fujita suspensions overturned on appeal

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Credit to Nabb1 for posting a comment about this, which prompted my search.

Does Matt Ryan belong in top 10? (LOL!)

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via ESPN To answer your question, Pat... In a word, "No!"

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CSC Fleaflicker Fantasy League

The CSC FleaFlicker FF League needs a new commissions and at least two more teams. Who's in?

The nfl sent me a letter "demanding" I drop my defamation suit or else...lol or else wat?!?? They...

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The nfl sent me a letter "demanding" I drop my defamation suit or else...lol or else wat?!?? They no likey me lawsuitey

@JonVilma51

Gotta love Sprolesy!

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Gotta love Sprolesy!

If NFL fans were told there were "weapons of mass destruction" enough times, they'd believe it. But...

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If NFL fans were told there were "weapons of mass destruction" enough times, they'd believe it. But what happens when you don't find any????

Drew Brees - @drewbrees

NFL Videos: N "if" L: What if Drew Brees signed with the Dolphins?

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I know this is old, but they played it on NFLN tonight, and I couldn't find in in the FanShot archives.

Jason "I Wanna Be Mike Florio" Cole speaks about the alleged ledger

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WARNING: It's as bad, or worse, that most of Florio's garbage. I almost didn't want to post this because it's filled with so much misleading bull****, but here you go fellas.

Buccaneers Sign Dallas Clark

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If you thought we didn't need another Cornerback, it's time to wake up and smell the coffee. ;-)

ATTN: Drew Brees Do you love the game? Do you love your teammates? Do the right thing!

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ATTN: Drew Brees Do you love the game? Do you love your teammates? Do the right thing!

"There is a pay-for-play or pay-for-performance system in EVERY locker room around the league." ...

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"There is a pay-for-play or pay-for-performance system in EVERY locker room around the league." And this gem... "I was scared for my health when I played, so yes I PUT BOUNTIES ON OPPOSING DEFENSIVE PLAYERS' HEADS."

Chris Carter just said this on ESPN First Take... As well as Skip Bayless stood up for Vilma, Smith, and Fujita. ARE WE IN THE TWILIGHTZONE!?

Misbehaving NFL fans may get detention at online school

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"Attention, drunk and disorderly NFL fans: If you're ejected from a stadium this season, you might have to [pay for and] complete a four-hour online class on proper conduct to get back inside for future games."

Drew Brees, Saints Haven't Had Recent Contract Talks, According To Report

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They're not even talking!?!? WTH!! (I hope Chase is getting warmed up and studying his playbook.)

Aaron Kromer Expected To Replace Joe Vitt, Who Is Replacing Sean Payton

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Originally scooped by SarahT; I'm just pasting a link for everyone. It's NOT official, but Adam Schefter usually has solid facts.

INVESTIGATE THIS, ROGER!

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"[The knock out hit on Pierre Thomas] was the seventh time this season a starting running back left a game against San Francisco because of injury, including Felix Jones of Dallas (separated shoulder) and Jahvid Best of Detroit (concussion), according to ESPN."

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