I had exclusive rights to view his contract, and apparently there's a clause that restricts him from getting injured, an agreement to a life-supply of Rogaine for Men Gods, a cup to protect himself whenever he dunks on the superstars of the NBA, and a generous $50,000 donation/restraining order from PETA that restricts Manoo from being within 500 feet of any bat.

Congrats Manoo. Here's to 3 more years.