Idiocracy-1

Darcouth

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Yes. I would prefer GBA not be sung, because it's kind of a terrible song. But my care level either way is very low.
Commented on God Bless America at our games... on Sep 1 2014, 9:20p - 3 replies
>Implying the first 2 don't have denominations
Commented on God Bless America at our games... on Sep 1 2014, 9:17p
More proof reddit is stupid
Commented on Labor Day OT on Sep 1 2014, 12:29p
There is a longer version of this, which shows why the car was on the sidewalk.
Commented on Labor Day OT on Sep 1 2014, 12:23p - 1 reply
Why ain't you got the long version
Commented on Labor Day OT on Sep 1 2014, 12:17p - 2 replies
Oh dear
Commented on Labor Day OT on Sep 1 2014, 11:36a - 3 replies
SOWING CONFUSION
Commented on CFB Saturday/Sunday/Monday GDT on Aug 31 2014, 12:02p - 1 reply
Catch of the year. Week 1. Shut it down.
Commented on CFB Saturday/Sunday/Monday GDT on Aug 31 2014, 11:01a
Yes. The OTHER dog is the idiot.
Commented on Weekend (Friday night and Saturday) OT on Aug 30 2014, 4:53p - 1 reply
bottom
Commented on Weekend (Friday night and Saturday) OT on Aug 30 2014, 4:32p - 1 reply
Have the poppers. Loosened. Your. Bootyhole.
Commented on Weekend (Friday night and Saturday) OT on Aug 29 2014, 11:51p
Hoarding.
Commented on Weekend (Friday night and Saturday) OT on Aug 29 2014, 11:50p - 1 reply
Second place is first loser.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 5:05p - 1 reply
I think you're confused.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 4:55p - 1 reply
This works pretty well also
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 4:51p - 1 reply
That gets us the record, right?
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 4:42p - 1 reply
He has to take it off to use the phone. It's p great.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 4:40p - 2 replies
My wife's as well. Because one of her friends is a red head. Get it? It's funny.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 4:40p
Not only does it LOOK terrible, it also makes it impossible to actually use your phone!
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 4:32p
Worst cover of all time.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 4:30p
Look at this guy though. He had it coming.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 4:27p - 2 replies
>wearing a jacket
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 4:24p - 1 reply
It's p great.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 4:20p
They post a lot of execution videos.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 4:19p
I'm still lining up childcare.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 4:05p - 1 reply
It will be an intimate affair.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 4:04p - 1 reply
And be an agressive B.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 4:04p
Seems like a solid plan.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 3:54p - 1 reply
You know what. I just saw an old picture I took of the sausage sundae. It's gotten shittier than it used to be.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 3:50p
Or the average college yardage per game.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 3:47p - 1 reply
Never say never. Some fluky thing may happen and they score once.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 3:43p - 1 reply
He'll never get indicted.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 3:42p
Yes, you can.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 3:39p - 2 replies
They p clearly were
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 3:38p - 1 reply
Owie
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 3:37p - 1 reply
In this case, average pretty clearly means either their current average, or the NFL average.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 3:37p - 2 replies
You most definitely can.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 3:34p - 1 reply
Guy reminds me of Blake Griffin
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 3:33p
10000 percent
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 3:30p
It's true.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 3:29p
Ones on the front are not so good.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 3:27p
Oh I see what the problem is here. You're trying to compare them to how an average college team would do against an NFL team.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 3:24p - 2 replies
I mean, not comparitively.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 3:23p - 1 reply
No
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 3:22p
So jelly
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 3:22p
Yeah I have a draft at 2 on sunday.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 3:22p
Average for anybody. They would do less than an average NFL team. They would do less than an average college team. They would do less than an average high school team.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 3:21p - 2 replies
Does it matter?
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 3:17p - 1 reply
I knew you'd like it.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 3:17p - 1 reply
Takes longer to open the game and load than it does to do your turn.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 3:15p - 1 reply
It's p giant.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 3:15p - 1 reply
Truth
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 3:12p
This is the one I bought for my other league
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 3:10p - 3 replies
No
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 3:10p - 1 reply
Get more participation, I'll buy a trophy.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 2:57p - 1 reply
He really does not like when Gordon insinuates that a coin flip is just as effective.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 2:54p
Yeah. That's always a good time.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 2:52p
Don't give a shit about what is the current style, stainless steel appliances with white cabinets 4 lyfe
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 2:47p
Hell no, that stuff is too valuable to get rid of
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 2:46p
It's only 9 Euros, Blake.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 2:43p - 1 reply
Garage sale tomorrow, FF draft sunday, watching kids monday.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 2:41p - 2 replies
KEITH STONE STONE COLD LOCKS
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 2:40p
Buy it then.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 2:40p - 1 reply
Smelled SOOOOOOO STRONG.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 2:39p - 1 reply
I visited a medical place when I went to telluride year or two ago.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 2:28p - 1 reply
You won't, nobody does.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 2:24p
I think this is the exact one I have.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 2:23p
Matching appliances don't matter.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 2:22p
I've decided that A&M is the no-doubt National Champion this year.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 2:11p - 1 reply
Until he retires in 3 years.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 2:08p
That is really weird.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 11:08a
Ah, I see now.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 10:38a - 1 reply
I don't get it.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 10:37a - 1 reply
Really, they're DAIISH
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 10:27a
Yes
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 10:26a
To which Jerry replied - Bill, how the fuck do you think we became a multibillion dollar corporation?
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 9:56a
No.
Commented on 8/29 OT: Naturally superhuman people on Aug 29 2014, 9:55a
He was recording a vid chat to a phone sex operator
Commented on Thursday 8/28 afternoon OT on Aug 28 2014, 7:40p - 1 reply
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