Idiocracy-1

Darcouth

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Anderson Valley bourbon barrel stout is p good.
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 10:20p - 1 reply
Happy hours.
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 6:03p
I will stare at them, so I can be inspired by the slogans.
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 5:52p
That's why I picked it.
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 5:50p
BREAKING NEWS, MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD, AT 50
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 5:49p - 1 reply
You're not coming no matter what dildo.
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 5:49p - 1 reply
It is not.
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 5:48p - 1 reply
OK so who can make aug 25 at 8:30 at sherlocks in ft worth.
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 5:45p - 7 replies
Why is it not sherlocks anymore?
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 5:37p - 2 replies
You're not in charge.
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 5:36p - 1 reply
We're having it at the fat daddies in mansfield.
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 5:35p - 1 reply
X
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 5:34p - 1 reply
You made me laugh again.
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 5:33p
Fine. How bout the 25th at 8:30?
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 5:32p - 5 replies
Because some of us don't want to stay up til midnight on a work day, ghad.
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 5:22p - 3 replies
The 23rd is the second to last weekend of preseason.
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 5:19p - 1 reply
yes....
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 5:16p - 1 reply
That's pretty much my ideal time.
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 5:15p
Certainly.
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 5:15p - 1 reply
That's a nice penis.
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 5:13p - 1 reply
Can you not do sats at all?
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 5:13p - 2 replies
Not me.
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 5:12p
I was. But the only sunday I could do would be the 10th.
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 5:10p - 2 replies
Of course
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 5:09p
How's August 23 sound for the draft?
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 5:06p - 2 replies
That league desperately needs to be the relegation league.
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 5:04p - 1 reply
y'all, you non-texan yankee mother fucker
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 5:03p
That pool would be made out of pure jizz.
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 4:54p - 1 reply
It certainly helps if you have an entertaining group of friends.
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 4:52p
Heh. The drama is part of the fun.
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 4:49p - 2 replies
You can get a very nice place for like 600-800 a night.
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 4:45p - 2 replies
By far the largest part of the cost.
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 4:42p
Only because it's cheap and plentiful.
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 4:37p - 1 reply
Yes. If you do all inclusive, adults only is for sure the way to go.
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 4:36p - 1 reply
Shit beer.
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 4:35p - 1 reply
Sure. It's great. It's not the only way to do it. We swap back and forth doing all inclusive and no inclusive. Renting a house in a caribbean island with some friends is equally fun and much cheaper.
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 4:35p - 2 replies
Meh.
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 4:34p
It really is not.
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 4:28p - 2 replies
Caribbean beer is pretty terrible everywhere.
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 4:27p - 4 replies
Yep
Commented on Friday Afternoon OT: We Made It To The Weekend, Time to get drunk on Aug 1 2014, 4:08p
55
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 4:05p - 1 reply
Shut up.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 4:00p - 1 reply
I also will not.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 3:54p
Ban this fucker for asking for someone else to get banned.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 3:48p
He will not.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 3:47p
I use this all the time.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 3:42p
100 percent
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 3:41p
Woa man. Woa.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 3:39p - 4 replies
Well
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 3:39p
Damn.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 3:27p
Klein is 54, you guys.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 3:21p - 2 replies
There is NO QUESTION he is the worst president in the last few years.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 3:10p - 3 replies
Get naked and just put the guard over your junk.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 3:01p - 1 reply
Oh yes.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 3:00p - 1 reply
One time I told Archie Manning that I was a Cowboy fan but I didn't hate him.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 2:59p - 1 reply
Fuck whoever did this story because it made me laugh at a blind kid and now I feel bad.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 2:58p - 2 replies
What.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 2:58p - 1 reply
s
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 2:50p
Awesome article though.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 2:49p
2 sledges, biatch.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 2:46p - 1 reply
Why are you assuming he didn't mean motherfucker?
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 2:46p
I'll tell you what happens.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 2:39p - 2 replies
Is it more free or less free than the paypal free though?
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 2:38p
A FRIDGE???
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 2:37p - 1 reply
Heh
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 2:37p
My intimate knowledge of lowes will be an advantage, for sure.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 2:32p - 1 reply
So Debit is not free.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 2:29p
Definitely want to go in on the right side door.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 2:28p - 1 reply
Yeeeep
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 2:23p - 1 reply
Wewps
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 2:20p - 1 reply
ABsolutely. One skull. Then you get murderalated while you're trying to unstick it.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 2:19p - 1 reply
You'll run out of nails.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 2:14p
Sharp objects get stuck in things.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 2:13p - 1 reply
Until somebody throws something sharp at you.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 2:12p - 1 reply
Yep. I'll kill allyas. Two of these will ruin anybody's day.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 2:10p - 2 replies
Those of us who aren't vaginas won't have a problem.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 2:08p - 1 reply
I considered and rejected this.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 2:05p
It's like you don't know anything about anything.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 2:04p - 2 replies
Damn right.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 2:01p
Fuck it, I'm going man mode and double sledges.
Commented on OT: Aug 1 2014. Welcome to August on Aug 1 2014, 1:57p - 1 reply
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