David Pasztor

  • joined Mar 13, 2010
  • last login Jul 25, 2014
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"Football is the most important of the less important things in life."
"Sometimes the best you can do is make others feel bad."

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User Blog

Diego Costa to wear number 19


With Demba Ba's imminent departure to Besiktas, Diego Costa was able to grab his preferred shirt number.

Demba Ba transfer confirmed


A €6m fee sounds like a bit of a bargain for the 29-year-old.

The Daily Hilario(?): Recall


Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

McEachran, Boga in Spanish, English loan links


McEachran was once where Boga is now. McEachran is still where Boga is now. That can't be good.

Romeu signs contract extension


Please verify your social media profiles, Oriol.

Khedira plot thickens: Kroos goes to Real


The Sami Khedira transfer story reaches epic soap-operatic proportions.

The Daily Hilario(?): Beer flood


Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

Seeking a team to fulfill 'spectacular' ambitions


Filipe Luis looking to fulfill 'spectacular' ambitions at Chelsea.

Wycombe 0-5 Chelsea: Initial Reaction


Chelsea ran rampant in the second half and got their preseason schedule off to a perfect flying start.

Wycombe vs. Chelsea: Lineups & Game Thread


Chelsea begin a packed preseason schedule with a trip to nearby High Wycombe.

The power of Mourinho phone call compels you!


So sorry, Arsene. No one can resist the power of the Mourinho phone call.

The Daily Hilario(?): Transfer Rumor League update


Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans. Now with extra shenanigans.

Wycombe vs. Chelsea: Preview


FOOTBALL! CHELSEA FOOTBALL! Preseason friendly football.

Piazon happy to be back, but unsure of future


The 20-year-old Brazilian prospect enjoyed a good season on loan in the Netherlands, but what's next?

The Daily Hilario(?): Reminiscing, anticipating


Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

Griezmann nonsense


The Antoine Griezmann rumors are a bunch of nonsense, at this time.


BT Sport continue to troll Arsenal

Whoever's coming up with these, give that person a medal!

Doomsday watch: Cavani wants Premier League move


The Cavani unrest stories are back and apparently PSG might even consider bids.

Diego Costa to 'leave for London on Tuesday'


GloboEsporte claim that Diego Costa is finishing his vacation and will be traveling to London on Tuesday.


The Daily Hilario(?): Montage Time!

Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

André Schürrle, Champion of the World


For the first time since 1998, Chelsea have a World Cup winner as André Schürrle joins Frank Lebouef and Marcel Desailly at the pinnacle of the international game.

Report: Filipe Luis deal agreed at €20m


Yet another report of the Filipe Luis-to-Chelsea deal being done. Hey, maybe this time it'll actually prove true.

English, Spanish, German sides courting Atsu loan


Fresh off an eye-catching showing at the World Cup, the 22-year-old versatile midfielder is in demand.

The Daily Hilario(?): World Cup 2014 Final


Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

Further mockeries


Oscar the lone bright spot as Brazil make further mockery of themselves.

Delac, Chelsea agree contract extension


The soon to be 22-year-old goalkeeper has signed on for two more years.

Pogba's 'agent' is here to crush your fantasies


The (named/unnamed) agent says Pogba to Chelsea is just fantasy football. Well, yes. It would certainly fulfill many fantasies.

Wolfsburg looking to reunite Lukaku and KDB?


The Bundesliga side are looking to tap into the Belgian pipeline of young, excellent talent and reunite two of the starters from the World Cup.

The Daily Hilario(?): Third Place Paradise


Your daily dose of off-topic shenanigans.

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