To quote goose:

"everyone who posts here ends up breaking up with the site at one point only to come back the next day....sure, you could settle down with some other, more stable blog--a blog that's never going to scream or yell, who gets along with your parents and has a steady job....but then you'll miss those passionate fights, the long drunken nights, the warm, half-crazed embraces in the wee hours of the morning."

Ain't it the truth, folks.

Viva la hysteria!