It was a good idea, so I stole it.
"FOOTBAW will come out To-morrow. You can bet your bottom dollar that To-morrow There's be PUUUUUNNNTTS." (Gosh dern, but that always makes ol' FOOTBAW BAWB cry.)
Five years ago today. (Image from Deadspin.)
This is a delicious peach cobbler. Don't fuck it up.
A Sunday morning message from Footbaw Bob. LASS NITE URKTEE SAID YEW CAN'T REPEAT THE SAME NAME TWICE FOR SOMEONE. AND WE NEED TO NIP THESE BAD HOBBITS IN THE BUD. KERNSIRSTINCEE IS THE KEY TO WINNIN' FOOTBAW AND LIFE JUNERALLY BECAUSE IT IS THE FOUNDATION OF MENNUL TUFFNESS. YOU CAN'T JUST GO CHANGING SOMEONE'S NAME FROM ONE POST TO THE NEXT. IT CORNFUSES ERRYONE, INCLUDIN THE FOOTBAW COACH. WE WON'T OBSFUCATE THESE LERPSES IN DISHERPLNE AS WE BUILD UP THE NERMUSSICA FOOTBAW PROGRAM. AND YOU GO TELL THAT LIL URCHIN SIAMESE SEACREST FELLER THE SAME THING. GET IT? SAME THING.
Petrino -- bloodied, bruised, but unbowed.
When I set the weather forecast this morning at "blustery with 100% chance of FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU," I really didn't have this in mind, and I sure as heck hope I didn't jinx anyone.
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