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This is phase one of the Gaslamp Ball Marketing Plan.

We got a Showgirls situation on our hands, folks.

Did you know that Chase Headley is really good at baseball? If you have a baseball team... GUESS WHAT!

And then I'll gather up some scores soon.

HUZZAH

And is willing to trash everything about the San Diego Padres to make his point.

Let's rate this San Diego Padres game.

Every 10 games, we get to celebrate with cake, like for birthdays.

I love rating games. Now I just have to compile the results... manually... blech...

It's better than losing a 4 game series #amiright

Just idle chit chat is OK as long as that new deal gets started. But for now... Sure, idle chit chat.

WHO MESSED WITH MY CAPS LOCK.

LET'S DO THIS.

Juuuuuuust great.

The Padres and Ron Fowler are getting ready to make an offer.

Because his website sure makes it seem like he might.

Let's do this, peeps.

Seriously.

That's a pun that doesn't make any sense.

If you're a Padres fan, this is the sort of thing that should please you.

That's right. I said it.

The Padres are no longer top of the scandal food chain in San Diego sports.

I think it's working. At least it's working the way it's intended to work...

If we could win once every three games, even that would be something.

This was the time the Padres didn't win.

I wish we could continue to win.

And let's not fall behind ever again.

This was the one against Lincecum.

Pretend like the second game hasn't happened yet.