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Diamondback15

  • joined Mar 26, 2009
  • last login Aug 29, 2014
  • posts 54
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  • NFL Oakland Raiders
  • NHL San Jose Sharks
  • NASCAR Jeff Gordon
  • Soccer Earthquakes, Manchester United
  • General Team USA, TSM
  • FIFA USA
  • EPL Manchester United
  • Golf the gopher
  • Boxing Douglas Murray, Ryane Clowe
  • MLS San Jose Earthquakes
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The Myth About San Jose's Cup Window Closing

We hear this every year, "The Sharks window is closing." "They don't have much time left to fight for the Cup." I've thought this has been bullshit for a while now. At first it was because I...

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USA vs Canada Women's Gold Medal Gamethread!

Since there wasn't a gamethread up I decided to put one up. IT'S HOCKEY!!!!! Women's hockey is just like men's hockey, except with boobs and no checking. There is no checking for safety...

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Advanced Stats for Sharks vs Blue Jackets (Because Neutral is a lazy-ass)

Since Neutral is too busy watching the Olympics and rooting for Switzerland, I decided to step in and pick up the slack. I will be introducing some new analytical methods in this fanpost, so stay...

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East vs West: the numbers

Inspired by Meg's post. 8 of the top 10 teams in terms of win percentage are from the West. 7 of the bottom 10 teams are from the east, and those 3 western teams are all Canadien, typical. The...

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A Somewhat Statistical analysis of Evgeni Nabokov during his time in San Jose (Spoiler Alert:He's pretty good)

As Nabby is my favorite goalie and I have missed him so much. I suddenly had an urge to look at his SV% compared to league average over his tenure in San Jose. I am comparing his stats to...

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California set to regain our spot as the 8th largest economy in the world!!!

California! FUCK YEAH!!! As if Californians really need any proof of our awesomeness. Here is an article on the subject. California is better than your state or country. Countries that our...

What Has Your Cuntry's Space Program Done Recently

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Ours just drew a penis on Mars. Haha, suck it rest of the world! Once again the US leads the way in conquering the final frontier, defacing planets with penis graffiti.

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2nd round BoC Fantasy Recap

This one is going to be quick, because I forgot to do it earlier and now I am busy. G A +/- PIM PPP SHP GWG SOG FW HIT BLK GS W ...

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BoC Fantasy League Round 1 recap

Upsets abound in the first round of BoC fantasy league. The top 2 teams are knocked out, not a great day for Metallica and the Obama administration. But a great day for Ponyville!!! Week 23...

Colorado is a terrible place to play a World Cup Qualifier

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This is unrelated to hockey, but who the fuck thought it was a good idea to schedule this match in Denver....... in winter?! You know, California has great weather all year round. You could have scheduled to take place here.

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BoC Fantasy League week 5 recap

Rank Team W-L-T Pct Div Pts Last Week Waiver Moves Sacco 4. Ponyville Sharks 45-28-12 .600 0-0-0 ...

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BoC Fantasy League week 4 recap

If your wondering why there hasn't been any recaps these past two weeks, it has nothing to do with Sharks sucking induced therapy and everything to do with laziness.

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Things Stupid People Say

I was on TSN reading that hilarious trade article involving Boyle, when I decided to look through the comments. What I saw inspired me......................... to write post about how stupid they...

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BoC Fantasy League week 1 recap

I know this is a bit lazy, but I have been very busy this week doing lots of important things (read slacking off and getting high) G A +/- PIM PPP SHP GWG SOG FW HIT ...

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BoC Fantasy League rosters

Anzeholics Anonymous C Jeff Skinner(Car - C,RW) LW Daniel Sedin(Van - LW) RW Radim Vrbata(Pho - RW) W David Perron(StL - LW) F Jeff Carter(LA - C) D Shea Weber(Nsh - D) D Keith...

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USA WORLD................JUNIOR CHAMPIONS!!!!!

Or, who needs the NHL anyway, fucking asshole owners. via cdn0.sbnation.com What makes it sweeter is that the best junior players were available for the tournament so Canada can't use that as...

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USA vs Sweden game thread

That felt good didn't it. Canadien tears are so delicious. Now the important game, now we face the true test of international hockey: Sweden. Canada is a good team, but nothing compared to the...

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A Scientific Look into Meg's namesake: Megalodon Part 1

I am sure many of you know who Meg is, and I am sure many of you know that he got his name from the ancient Shark Carcharodon megalodon. However, your knowledge of the shark probably only extends...

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Earthquakes Gameday: Wondo Chases Record

So, here we are, final game of the regular season. The final warmup before the big time. Oh and apparently Chris Wondolowski is chasing some scoring record or something. Wondo and the...

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The Players Are Cattle

So In case you haven't heard, the players are cattle. So are the fans the underpaid, under appreciated, treated like shit farm hand? If so, could we get the rancher drunk so he would sign a...

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Some more BoC Slogan ideas

So a few ideas struck me as I was taking a shower yesterday. I just figured I would put them up here and see what ponies think. You can never have too much right? It took 31 tries, but the US...

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2011 Happy Holidays from the Sharks

Yes, I know this is old, shut up.

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What California thinks of the rest of America

So I was perusing the internets trying to not be depressed about how my favorite team has secretly been replaced by the ECHL team Columbus Blue Jackets. When I found this:

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BoC Fantasy Recap Week 13

Sacco 8. Team Quake 84-74-37 .526 23-24-13 205 7-6-2 9 31 10. Anzeholics Anonymous 86-82-27 .510 31-22-7 199 4-7-4 5 5 11. BROWS 83-80-32 .508 30-23-7 198 4-8-3 8 1 15. Some Witty...

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NHLPA squashes realignment.

Toronto (January 6, 2012) – National Hockey League Players' Association (NHLPA) Executive Director Don Fehr issued the following statement this evening regarding the League’s realignment...

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USA vs Finland Game Thread

Its apple pie vs moose pie. The Americans look to continue their domination of the tournament so far. Finland looks to rebound after being destroyed by Canada 8-1 on Monday. Gibson in net for...

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2012 IIHF World Junior Championships Game Thread.

Yes, its that time of year. When teenagers from different countries come together to play for the chance to be world champions............ of the Under 20 age bracket. Both Canada and the US...

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IIHF World Junior Championships Game Day Thread

Yes, its that time of year. When teenagers from different countries come together to play for the chance to be world champions............ of the Under 20 age bracket.

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Week 8 BoC Fantasy Recap

Rank Team W-L-T Pct Div Pts Last Week Waiver Moves Sacco 4. BROWS 62-43-15 .579 25-16-4 139 3-10-2 9 1 9. Team Quake 50-47-23 .513 23-24-13 123 5-4-6 10 25 11. Anzeholics...

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Week 7 BOC Fantasy Recap

Rank Team W-L-T Pct Div Pts Last Week Waiver Moves Sacco 2. BROWS 59-33-13 .624 25-16-4 131 10-3-2 9 1 8. Team Quake 45-43-17 .510 23-24-13 107 4-9-2 10 21 12. Anzeholics...

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