My name is Richard Muffin (my friends call me Dick).
I am located somewhere on God’s green earth, don’t know where that is though. I’ve been lost for some time, and survive on various woodland creatures and local shrooms I find along the way, plus the occasional pinecone for fiber. I’ve been a die-hard Eagle’s fan ever since I raided one of their nests which resulted in one hell of a breakfast. I’ve hated the Cowboys ever since Enis and Jack came to my campsite on Brokeback Mountain and……..well…..lets just say that’s not the kind of ride I was asking for. :(