DickMuffin
Jan 07, 2010 May 31, 2012 15 7171
My name is Richard Muffin (my friends call me Dick).
I am located somewhere on God’s green earth, don’t know where that is though. I’ve been lost for some time, and survive on various woodland creatures and local shrooms I find along the way, plus the occasional pinecone for fiber. I’ve been a die-hard Eagle’s fan ever since I raided one of their nests which resulted in one hell of a breakfast. I’ve hated the Cowboys ever since Enis and Jack came to my campsite on Brokeback Mountain and……..well…..lets just say that’s not the kind of ride I was asking for. :(
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NFC bEAST Eternal Thread #54: For Me, That's Who!!!
by DickMuffin on May 26, 2012 8:42 PM EDT
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Guess who's back, back again
DickMuffin's back, on BGN!
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
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Guess who's back?
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Five year contract?: 60 million dollars.
Guaranteed money?: 25 million dollars.
Making Skip Bayless look like a jackass?: Priceless.
Jerry ain't too pleased with the Judge's recent ruling.
Killing Two "Birds" With One Stone
by DickMuffin on Jan 29, 2011 5:33 PM EST
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With the announcement of Bill Shuey finally getting his ass thrown to the curb and after hours upon hours of scientific study and mathematical calculations, it has dawned on me that the Eagles need a new linebackers coach.
With that in mind, I ask you this single question.
Why not this guy?
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My Boy McCoy Wins FedEx Ground Player of the Week
Suck it McFadden!!
Kolb and Bradley Pass Third Round of Concussion Tests
Note by JimmyK - BGN member oldasquick with an interesting observation, re-phrased in the same manner you might watch the movie Casino on TBS...
"(I find your coverage of this development troubling) ESPN
It was practically 'breaking news' yesterday when they both failed. All over the crawl, all over the website. At least so far today, NOTHING.
If it bleeds it leads. If it’s bad (doo doo) about the Eagles, it leads the stuff that leads."
Eagles Complete Practice Squad With the Signing of S Chip Vaughn
He was a 4th rd. pick by the New Orleans Saints in the 2009 draft.
A little tid-bit of info:
"Vaughn is a physically imposing defender who has a lot of upside. He has great size, speed and athleticism. He positions himself well and delivers jarring hits. He’s always around the ball and looks to create turnovers. He’s aggressive at the line of scrimmage against the run, but even though he’s quick, he struggles in coverage. He has to locate the ball quicker and improve his ball skills." - Chris Steuber, Scout.com
A realistic depiction of how Stacy Andrews' confusion came to fruition.
over 1 year ago
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Jammal Brown will now protect McNabb's ass
No that is not a gay joke. The Saints have agreed to swap OL Brown for Redskins conditional pick.
Now McNabb can finally sleep at night knowing that he won't be constantly raped by DE's.
DICKMUFFIN UPDATE (the best kind of update):
According to PFT: "The Redskins will send either their third-round pick or their fourth-round pick to Philly in 2011 to finalize the McNabb trade, based on whether certain triggers are met in 2010. Whichever of those picks the Redskins don't send to the Eagles, they'll send to the Saints. In return, the Saints will send the Redskins either their 2011 fifth-round pick (if they get the Redskins' third-round pick) or their 2011 sixth- or seventh-round pick (if they get the Redskins' fourth-round pick). There's also a chance of a 2012 sixth-round pick coming into play, if Brown plays 90 percent of the snaps or makes the Pro Bowl."
What the hell were the Saints' FO smoking when they made this deal?
Someone drafted Fatty.
That's Shawn Andrews for those of you who live under a rock.
"It's not that I go out and seek contact, it's just my style. I'm the type of guy that tries to wear on a defense, and by the time the third quarter comes we're going to see who really wants to play football. Are you going to be tired of hitting me or am I going to be tired of hitting you? I just put it in my mind that I'm not going to let a guy outlast me. When it's time to go in the third quarter and it's third-and-1 or it's third-and-goal from the 1-yard-line, I have no doubt that I'm going to make it because he's tired of three quarters of this. So I kind of just psych myself up and just that physical nature, that's what I love about this game."
How can you not like this kid.
Charles Scott
It Was All a Dream!!
by DickMuffin on Apr 21, 2010 4:05 PM EDT
on Bleeding Green Nation
I Had a Dream!
Yup that is right, I do sleep from time to time and about a week ago I experienced a revelation. I had a dream, and in that dream the Eagles were on the clock. After a few minutes, I heard eleven words unexpectedly paired together.
"The Philadelphia Eagles select Derrick Morgan, defensive end from Georgia Tech." After that I woke up.
Now I know what you are thinking, "Dick, what the fuck are you smoking you crazy asshole!" Well.............that.......that's irrelevant, and don't call me an asshole, jerk.
Anyways....
So if you hear Derrick Morgan's name called when the Eagles are on the clock(not necessarily at 24), just remember who prophesied it first, and if he isn't called......well then you should have known better then to take someone with the username "DickMuffin" seriously in the first place......I mean come on, what the hell is your problem.
MCNABB IS NO LONGER AN EAGLE!!!
I can't say that I'm happy with the deal, but it's better than nothing.
Eagles Interested In Seattle Guard Rob Sims.
Meh.
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