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DickMuffin

  • joined Jan 07, 2010
  • last login Aug 22, 2014
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My name is Richard Muffin (my friends call me Dick).
I am located somewhere on God’s green earth, don’t know where that is though. I’ve been lost for some time, and survive on various woodland creatures and local shrooms I find along the way, plus the occasional pinecone for fiber. I’ve been a die-hard Eagle’s fan ever since I raided one of their nests which resulted in one hell of a breakfast. I’ve hated the Cowboys ever since Enis and Jack came to my campsite on Brokeback Mountain and……..well…..lets just say that’s not the kind of ride I was asking for. :(

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Philadelphia Phillies
  • NBA Philadelphia 76ers
  • NFL Philadelphia Eagles
  • NHL Philadelphia Flyers
  • NCAAF Penn St. Nittany Lions
  • NCAAB Villanova Wildcats
  • Golf That Guy Who Banged All Those Bitches
  • Figure Skating Figure Skating is Gay
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The K Stands for Konspiracy

Amidst the Desean Jackson trade rumors, many have questioned Jimmy Kempski's motives behind starting this whole ordeal. Was it for fame, fortune, or just measly site hits? Well I'm here to tell...

Rated A for Awesome!

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Rated A for Awesome!

He shall be known as Nick Foley!

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He shall be known as Nick Foley!
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NFC bEAST Eternal Thread #54: For Me, That's Who!!!

Guess who's back, back again DickMuffin's back, on BGN! Guess who's back, guess who's back? Guess who's back, guess who's back? Guess who's back, guess who's back? Guess who's back?

Five year contract?: 60 million dollars. Guaranteed money?: 25 million dollars. Making Skip Bayless...

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Five year contract?: 60 million dollars. Guaranteed money?: 25 million dollars. Making Skip Bayless look like a jackass?: Priceless.

Jerry ain't too pleased with the Judge's recent ruling.

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Creeperjerry
Jerry ain't too pleased with the Judge's recent ruling.
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Killing Two "Birds" With One Stone

With the announcement of Bill Shuey finally getting his ass thrown to the curb and after hours upon hours of scientific study and mathematical calculations, it has dawned on me that the Eagles need...

Kolb and Bradley Pass Third Round of Concussion Tests

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Note by JimmyK - BGN member oldasquick with an interesting observation, re-phrased in the same manner you might watch the movie Casino on TBS... "(I find your coverage of this development troubling) ESPN It was practically 'breaking news' yesterday when they both failed. All over the crawl, all over the website. At least so far today, NOTHING. If it bleeds it leads. If it’s bad (doo doo) about the Eagles, it leads the stuff that leads."

Eagles Complete Practice Squad With the Signing of S Chip Vaughn

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He was a 4th rd. pick by the New Orleans Saints in the 2009 draft. A little tid-bit of info: "Vaughn is a physically imposing defender who has a lot of upside. He has great size, speed and athleticism. He positions himself well and delivers jarring hits. He’s always around the ball and looks to create turnovers. He’s aggressive at the line of scrimmage against the run, but even though he’s quick, he struggles in coverage. He has to locate the ball quicker and improve his ball skills." - Chris Steuber, Scout.com

A realistic depiction of how Stacy Andrews' confusion came to fruition.

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A realistic depiction of how Stacy Andrews' confusion came to fruition.

Jammal Brown will now protect McNabb's ass

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No that is not a gay joke. The Saints have agreed to swap OL Brown for Redskins conditional pick. Now McNabb can finally sleep at night knowing that he won't be constantly raped by DE's. DICKMUFFIN UPDATE (the best kind of update): According to PFT: "The Redskins will send either their third-round pick or their fourth-round pick to Philly in 2011 to finalize the McNabb trade, based on whether certain triggers are met in 2010. Whichever of those picks the Redskins don't send to the Eagles, they'll send to the Saints. In return, the Saints will send the Redskins either their 2011 fifth-round pick (if they get the Redskins' third-round pick) or their 2011 sixth- or seventh-round pick (if they get the Redskins' fourth-round pick). There's also a chance of a 2012 sixth-round pick coming into play, if Brown plays 90 percent of the snaps or makes the Pro Bowl." What the hell were the Saints' FO smoking when they made this deal?

Someone drafted Fatty.

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That's Shawn Andrews for those of you who live under a rock.

"It's not that I go out and seek contact, it's just my style. I'm the type of guy that tries to...

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"It's not that I go out and seek contact, it's just my style. I'm the type of guy that tries to wear on a defense, and by the time the third quarter comes we're going to see who really wants to play football. Are you going to be tired of hitting me or am I going to be tired of hitting you? I just put it in my mind that I'm not going to let a guy outlast me. When it's time to go in the third quarter and it's third-and-1 or it's third-and-goal from the 1-yard-line, I have no doubt that I'm going to make it because he's tired of three quarters of this. So I kind of just psych myself up and just that physical nature, that's what I love about this game." How can you not like this kid.

Charles Scott
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It Was All a Dream!!

I Had a Dream! Yup that is right, I do sleep from time to time and about a week ago I experienced a revelation. I had a dream, and in that dream the Eagles were on the clock. After a few minutes,...

MCNABB IS NO LONGER AN EAGLE!!!

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I can't say that I'm happy with the deal, but it's better than nothing.

Eagles Interested In Seattle Guard Rob Sims.

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Meh. 75WORDS 75WORDS 75WORDS 75WORDS 75WORDS 75WORDS 75WORDS 75WORDS 75WORDS 75WORDS 75WORDS 75WORDS .....just because. :3

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