This is my first fanpost, so bear with me. I'll go through the teams in order of dislike, from least to most. I'm curious what you guys think.

Baltimore Ravens - sure, there's a lot to hate, from Ray Lewis having the curious distinction of being a multiple murderer AND a snitch, but at least his playing style is fun to watch, even if one can get sick of hearing the word "Intensity." Flacco is a goofy, overrated oaf, but Ray Rice is pretty good. Our games with them are usually really good and come down to The Wire (pun intended). Steelers and Ravens fan share something that, say, a Texans fan would know nothing about - we enjoy watching good defense. Their fans are typically obnoxious, but not to the level of Bungles or Pats fans. Also, Baltimore will always have a place in my heart for having created the best television show ever made - The Wire.

Cleveland Browns - I JUST NOW realized that "Cleveland Brown" on Family Guy was a joke. Maybe I should lay off the weed. Anyways, the Browns are like a girlfriend you used to have good times with, but she got heavily into coke in the last decade and looks like a horrible mess every time you see her at the bar. Maybe Holmgren will make them competitive again, but I'm of the opinion that good teams have good ownership (uhh, especially one team in particular) and Lerner is probably more concerned with soccer.  Josh Cribbs is their only redeeming quality, and the idiots will probably let him walk. I ALMOST (emphasize ALMOST) feel sorry for them, if it weren't so hilarious to read the box score for whatever QB they throw in there - and I'm a Notre Dame fan! Sorry, this is no rivalry. I know they beat us last time - now let's see if they wait another 8 (?) years until the next one.Deebo body-slamming the fan sums up this team.

Cincinnati Bengals - The Bengals can suck on deeze. Perennial losers, every few years they have a semi-good (not by our standards, but theirs) season, and their fans suddenly become drunk with the prospect of knocking the Steelers from the top of the AFC North. We all know how that ends - they get knocked out of the playoffs in the first round, Carson Palmer gets injured the next year, and they go 5-11. That is why they are the Bungles. The fans constantly trumpet their overrated QB - he's had like 3 good seasons out of EIGHT! Sorry you're injured all the time buddy, but maybe you should condition instead of making homoerotic hot dog advertisements. Although they got rid of arguably their douchiest player - so douchy, his name rhymes with douche! Chad Ochocinco more than makes up for his absence. Now I'll admit that I find his antics funny - but it's even funnier that he never, ever backs up his words. I do applaud them for signing everyone's favorite misogynist - Larry "Diapers" Johnson. You've gotta respect a team for sticking to their philosophy. One player I did like - Chris Henry (don't ask; due to my own criminal past, I had a soft spot for the fella) died, of course.

Sure, it sucked getting swept by them and losing the division. Maybe they'll win it again in another five years - I wouldn't hold my breath. Also, New Orleans has a better "WHO D__" related slogan than you.