Moose001

DilloTex

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"Not to completely equate marriage to fandom, but both rely on suspended insanity a bit..." - beefy
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown." - tehGrindCrusher
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..." - tehGrindCrusher
""Thank you for setting us straight on that Mr. Lombardi...Your cogent use of logical argument backed by your impressive knowledge of the smallest details of the modern professional game has made believers of us all."
- tehGrindCrusher
"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
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"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
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"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
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"Sad moron is sad still a moron." - tGC
"I was thinking out of the box... not like Matt Millen on a Deer Antler Spray." - TexansDC

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trudat trutx
Commented on Updated Houston Texans Roster Cuts 2014: Nine Down, Thirteen More To Go on Aug 29 2014, 7:22p
More like confessing
Commented on Updated Houston Texans Roster Cuts 2014: Nine Down, Thirteen More To Go on Aug 29 2014, 7:21p - 1 reply
I'd take a Thin Mint and a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos for Keenum...
Commented on Updated Houston Texans Roster Cuts 2014: Nine Down, Thirteen More To Go on Aug 29 2014, 7:09p - 2 replies
I had a roommate that used to bust me with "...don't call me Shirley" ALL. THE. TIME.
Commented on Updated Houston Texans Roster Cuts 2014: Nine Down, Thirteen More To Go on Aug 29 2014, 7:08p - 2 replies
Good point... actually SEVERAL of them were like that
Commented on Updated Houston Texans Roster Cuts 2014: Nine Down, Thirteen More To Go on Aug 29 2014, 7:06p - 1 reply
I had a girlfriend like that once...
Commented on Updated Houston Texans Roster Cuts 2014: Nine Down, Thirteen More To Go on Aug 29 2014, 7:04p - 2 replies
The high quality of the music provides "plausible deniability" for those of us that need it.
Commented on Updated Houston Texans Roster Cuts 2014: Nine Down, Thirteen More To Go on Aug 29 2014, 7:03p - 1 reply
harsh and uncalled for
Commented on Updated Houston Texans Roster Cuts 2014: Nine Down, Thirteen More To Go on Aug 29 2014, 7:01p
Matt Schaub? The way things are going he may be available soon...
Commented on Updated Houston Texans Roster Cuts 2014: Nine Down, Thirteen More To Go on Aug 29 2014, 7:01p
LOL-rec
Commented on Updated Houston Texans Roster Cuts 2014: Nine Down, Thirteen More To Go on Aug 29 2014, 6:55p
Yeah, have you seen her? Not worth more than an UDFA... with a limp
Commented on Updated Houston Texans Roster Cuts 2014: Nine Down, Thirteen More To Go on Aug 29 2014, 6:51p - 2 replies
Really don't want to know...
Commented on Updated Houston Texans Roster Cuts 2014: Nine Down, Thirteen More To Go on Aug 29 2014, 6:50p - 2 replies
Musical interlude
Commented on Updated Houston Texans Roster Cuts 2014: Nine Down, Thirteen More To Go on Aug 29 2014, 6:45p - 2 replies
It ain't Elmo...
Commented on Houston Texans Roster Cuts 2014: Progressing Toward 53-Man Final Roster on Aug 29 2014, 6:34p - 1 reply
It's a strained "virtual computing" gag...
Commented on Houston Texans Roster Cuts 2014: Progressing Toward 53-Man Final Roster on Aug 29 2014, 6:30p - 1 reply
...until her first "Dirty Thirty Party"
Commented on Houston Texans Roster Cuts 2014: Progressing Toward 53-Man Final Roster on Aug 29 2014, 6:25p - 1 reply
I hope so... really liked the guy...
Commented on Houston Texans Roster Cuts 2014: Progressing Toward 53-Man Final Roster on Aug 29 2014, 6:20p - 1 reply
Oh, they can and frequently are wrong...
Commented on Houston Texans Roster Cuts 2014: Progressing Toward 53-Man Final Roster on Aug 29 2014, 6:18p - 1 reply
/wipes away nostalgic tear
Commented on Houston Texans Roster Cuts 2014: Progressing Toward 53-Man Final Roster on Aug 29 2014, 4:53p
It's "Fifi"...
Commented on Houston Texans Roster Cuts 2014: Progressing Toward 53-Man Final Roster on Aug 29 2014, 4:35p
/stares
Commented on Houston Texans Roster Cuts 2014: Progressing Toward 53-Man Final Roster on Aug 29 2014, 4:32p - 1 reply
5,000,000 virtual recs for you sir
Commented on Houston Texans Roster Cuts 2014: Progressing Toward 53-Man Final Roster on Aug 29 2014, 4:30p - 1 reply
Okay... username rec...
Commented on Houston Texans Roster Cuts 2014: Progressing Toward 53-Man Final Roster on Aug 29 2014, 4:29p
WHAT?
Commented on Houston Texans Roster Cuts 2014: Progressing Toward 53-Man Final Roster on Aug 29 2014, 4:27p
Girl don't start on me...
Commented on Houston Texans Roster Cuts 2014: Progressing Toward 53-Man Final Roster on Aug 29 2014, 4:24p - 1 reply
NO!!! Really?
Commented on Houston Texans Roster Cuts 2014: Progressing Toward 53-Man Final Roster on Aug 29 2014, 4:22p - 1 reply
/waves white-flag to get the bacon away from the discussion
Commented on Houston Texans Roster Cuts 2014: Progressing Toward 53-Man Final Roster on Aug 29 2014, 4:19p - 1 reply
Mmmyompfmyompf... Myesfp?
Commented on Houston Texans Roster Cuts 2014: Progressing Toward 53-Man Final Roster on Aug 29 2014, 4:18p
Mr. Wiffle was famous for his ball...
Commented on Countdown To Kickoff: Texans v. 49ers on Aug 28 2014, 6:32p
That was "Whipple"...
Commented on Countdown To Kickoff: Texans v. 49ers on Aug 28 2014, 5:50p - 1 reply
Mmmmmff...
Commented on Houston Texans News: August 27, 2014 on Aug 28 2014, 5:48p - 1 reply
Nah... that isn't a capital offense...
Commented on Houston Texans News: August 27, 2014 on Aug 28 2014, 5:20p - 1 reply
So... has anyone seen anything of Rip Jersey?
Commented on Countdown To Kickoff: Texans v. 49ers on Aug 28 2014, 5:15p - 1 reply
"Put the bunny in the box'
Commented on Countdown To Kickoff: Texans v. 49ers on Aug 28 2014, 5:13p
Thanks to all... Please share the gratitude bacon among you...
Commented on PUT YOUR NAME ON IT: 2014 Houston Texans' 53-Man Roster Projection on Aug 28 2014, 4:11p
Does Keenum still have PS eligibility?
Commented on PUT YOUR NAME ON IT: 2014 Houston Texans' 53-Man Roster Projection on Aug 28 2014, 4:01p - 3 replies
HOL
Commented on PUT YOUR NAME ON IT: 2014 Houston Texans' 53-Man Roster Projection on Aug 28 2014, 4:00p
I was wondering about that...
Commented on PUT YOUR NAME ON IT: 2014 Houston Texans' 53-Man Roster Projection on Aug 28 2014, 3:59p
Yeah, I'd be pretty happy about a waiver-wire QB pickup...
Commented on PUT YOUR NAME ON IT: 2014 Houston Texans' 53-Man Roster Projection on Aug 28 2014, 3:57p
I like it...
Commented on PUT YOUR NAME ON IT: 2014 Houston Texans' 53-Man Roster Projection on Aug 28 2014, 3:55p
Yup... Good old Genitalia...
Commented on Travis Labhart's Pre-Draft Training Session With The Dudes At Dude Perfect Will Make You Want Him On The Texans Even More... on Aug 28 2014, 3:04p
I have a list of recommendations...
Commented on Houston Texans News: August 27, 2014 on Aug 28 2014, 3:02p - 1 reply
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