Moose001

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"the laws of physics are immutable and shit" - tehGrindCrusher
"Because this is a blog and I’m an argumentative bastard." - tehGrindCrusher
"Not to completely equate marriage to fandom, but both rely on suspended insanity a bit..." - beefy
"In conclusion, I’d like to say that Dicky Justice is an assclown." - tehGrindCrusher
"...your in-house hirings on the defensive side suck donkey balls..." - tehGrindCrusher
""Thank you for setting us straight on that Mr. Lombardi...Your cogent use of logical argument backed by your impressive knowledge of the smallest details of the modern professional game has made believers of us all."
- tehGrindCrusher
"And I’m sure [Kareem Jackson] would have a wonderful career as a professional interpretive dancer, with all that flapping his arms and falling down."
- tehGrindCrusher
"Suck it, Jim Tressel, you filthy, cheating, unfashionable piece of monkey scrotum."
- MDC
"Let’s leave all the football talk to knowledgeable experts who have played the game, like Matt Millen and Emmitt Smith."
-tehGrindCrusher
"Sad moron is sad still a moron." - tGC
"I was thinking out of the box... not like Matt Millen on a Deer Antler Spray." - TexansDC

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^this
Commented on Houston Texans Release Trevardo Williams on Aug 1 2014, 5:37p
Ladies and Gentlemen, AtG is VOLUNTEERING!!!
Commented on Houston Texans Release Trevardo Williams on Aug 1 2014, 5:35p
/sigh
Commented on Houston Texans Release Trevardo Williams on Aug 1 2014, 5:31p - 1 reply
lolrec for "one being a moron"
Commented on Houston Texans Release Trevardo Williams on Aug 1 2014, 5:28p
I'd really be more comfortable having an opinion on this...
Commented on Houston Texans Release Trevardo Williams on Aug 1 2014, 5:26p - 1 reply
HOL
Commented on Houston Texans Release Trevardo Williams on Aug 1 2014, 5:22p
Discretion being the better part of valor...
Commented on Perhaps the Most Off-topic Fanpost in the History of Battle Red Blog, Or, On the Legacy of World War I on the One Hundredth Anniversary of its Start. on Jul 31 2014, 5:52p
I'm pretty sure I dated Alsace-Lorraine in High School...
Commented on Perhaps the Most Off-topic Fanpost in the History of Battle Red Blog, Or, On the Legacy of World War I on the One Hundredth Anniversary of its Start. on Jul 31 2014, 5:43p - 1 reply
Hmmmm... That title sounds like a challenge to us tangentially-gifted sorts...
Commented on Perhaps the Most Off-topic Fanpost in the History of Battle Red Blog, Or, On the Legacy of World War I on the One Hundredth Anniversary of its Start. on Jul 31 2014, 5:41p
Heh...
Commented on 2014 Houston Texans Training Camp: Texans Sign OT And RB, IR Two Players, Almost Didn't Draft J.J. Watt, More News on Jul 29 2014, 7:55p
HOL-rec
Commented on Houston Texans News: July 29, 2014 on Jul 29 2014, 5:47p
It's obvious...
Commented on Arian Foster Can Still Do The One-Handed Catch Thing on Jul 29 2014, 5:46p - 1 reply
Newb-rec + bonus greeting wag
Commented on 2014 Houston Texans Training Camp: Texans Sign OT And RB, IR Two Players, Almost Didn't Draft J.J. Watt, More News on Jul 29 2014, 5:43p
... or ... Sharpton
Commented on 2014 Houston Texans Training Camp: Arian Foster, Andre Johnson Both Sidelined With Hamstring Injuries on Jul 29 2014, 5:36p
Yeah, I would have been pretty worthless as a father to a daughter...
Commented on 2014 Houston Texans Training Camp: Arian Foster, Andre Johnson Both Sidelined With Hamstring Injuries on Jul 29 2014, 5:35p
I've always been a big fan of my Basseagle brethren...
Commented on 2014 Houston Texans Training Camp: Arian Foster, Andre Johnson Both Sidelined With Hamstring Injuries on Jul 28 2014, 9:15p - 1 reply
Okay... that is pathetic...
Commented on 2014 Houston Texans Training Camp: Arian Foster, Andre Johnson Both Sidelined With Hamstring Injuries on Jul 28 2014, 9:05p - 1 reply
IT Crowd auto-rec...
Commented on 2014 Houston Texans Training Camp: Arian Foster, Andre Johnson Both Sidelined With Hamstring Injuries on Jul 28 2014, 9:04p
...
Commented on 2014 Houston Texans Training Camp: Arian Foster, Andre Johnson Both Sidelined With Hamstring Injuries on Jul 28 2014, 9:02p - 1 reply
As someone who licks butts for a living, I'd like to say...
Commented on 2014 Houston Texans Training Camp: Arian Foster, Andre Johnson Both Sidelined With Hamstring Injuries on Jul 28 2014, 8:48p
Hmmmm... This could go two ways (and I'm pulling for #1)...
Commented on Houston Texans News: July 28, 2014 on Jul 28 2014, 8:37p - 1 reply
I struggle to see how a 6'8" guard wouldn't have leverage issues...
Commented on Houston Texans News: July 28, 2014 on Jul 28 2014, 8:34p - 1 reply
Aug 9... tic tic tic tic...
Commented on Houston Texans News: July 28, 2014 on Jul 28 2014, 8:32p - 1 reply
HOL
Commented on Houston Texans News: July 28, 2014 on Jul 28 2014, 8:31p
Just as long as there was plenty of garlic butter and a large spit handy...
Commented on 2014 Houston Texans Training Camp: Arian Foster Apparently Out With Hamstring Injury on Jul 28 2014, 8:19p
Huh... I liked his little "hop step" behind the line of scrimmage...
Commented on 2014 Houston Texans Training Camp: Arian Foster Apparently Out With Hamstring Injury on Jul 28 2014, 8:17p - 1 reply
...and a nice bernaise sauce
Commented on 2014 Houston Texans Training Camp: Live Updates for July 27th on Jul 28 2014, 8:06p - 1 reply
/blushes
Commented on 2014 Houston Texans Training Camp: Live Updates for July 27th on Jul 27 2014, 1:05p - 1 reply
Donde esta el bano?
Commented on Houston Texans Training Camp 2014: Live Updates for July 26th on Jul 27 2014, 10:20a - 1 reply
Thylvethster likeths IT!
Commented on Houston Texans Sign Quentin Groves And Lawrence Sidbury on Jul 27 2014, 10:08a - 1 reply
Yeah, the Nimitz Museum and the Bush Museum could be all-day affairs for me...
Commented on 2014 NFL Training Camp Open Thread - Day 1 on Jul 27 2014, 10:03a
Hmmmm... I'll have to see if they do a cream gravy and give it a try...
Commented on 2014 NFL Training Camp Open Thread - Day 1 on Jul 27 2014, 10:00a
Wow...
Commented on Andre Johnson On Finishing His Career In Houston: "That's My Plan" on Jul 27 2014, 9:57a
Dead Horse Beating... a proud Texans tradition since 2002...
Commented on Andre Johnson Reports To Training Camp: Why Did The Standoff End? on Jul 26 2014, 9:59a
^this
Commented on Andre Johnson Reports To Training Camp: Why Did The Standoff End? on Jul 25 2014, 6:25p
Dillotex Overnight Delivery at your service!!!
Commented on Andre Johnson On Finishing His Career In Houston: "That's My Plan" on Jul 25 2014, 6:07p - 1 reply
Ling OL...
Commented on Andre Johnson On Finishing His Career In Houston: "That's My Plan" on Jul 25 2014, 6:04p
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