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Dip-Shit

  • joined Oct 22, 2009
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I am a HUGE fan of anything Hawkeye related, especially football, basketball & wrestling. I am dyslexic as hlle and lack common sense 10 out of 9 times. I got my handle/name on BHGP from a loss on a bet. I often start fights with my 3- year old little girl just to say I won at something (this isn't true as I never win any argument that is against my daughter or wife for that matter). I love to drink AMP energy drinks because it turns my pee neon yellow and I spend at least 2 hours a day on the shitter, why...because I can. My favorite color is grey like my imagination. I love to eat Mexican't & Chinese food on a regular basis (back to the 2 hours/day on shitter comment). I also hate it when I bleed my own blood. People freak out when they see that I actually bleed black and yellow. Oh yeah, I am also a TavernHawk!

A Fan Of...

  • NBA Oklahoma City Thunder
  • NFL Minnesota Vikings
  • NCAAF Iowa Hawkeyes
  • NCAAB Iowa Hawkeyes
  • Golf Happy Gilmore
  • NASCAR Ricky Bobby
  • MMA Chuck Norris
  • Boxing King Hippo
  • Soccer Roger Milla
  • General IOWA WRESTLING!
  • Cycling Dennis Christopher
  • Tennis Maria Sharapova
Recent Activity
If a cop is driving under the speed limit
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 16 2014, 1:44p
He said he wouldn't fire them
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 16 2014, 1:41p - 1 reply
My package is basically the Aerowagon mod without any body (aerodynamic) changes
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 16 2014, 1:40p - 1 reply
That is a smart way to do it
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 16 2014, 1:26p
yes
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 16 2014, 1:24p
It will supposedly go well over 200 mph
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 16 2014, 1:23p - 1 reply
Indeed
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 16 2014, 1:21p
That's insane when you really think about it.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 16 2014, 1:19p - 1 reply
This is true
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 16 2014, 12:35p
I tried telling a cop that once
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 16 2014, 12:34p - 1 reply
THIS, SO THIS
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 16 2014, 12:33p - 2 replies
I am sitting in my office chair and I still let off the gas pedal.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 16 2014, 12:30p
Very True
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 16 2014, 12:29p - 1 reply
I know the feeling
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 16 2014, 12:25p - 2 replies
They are pretty damn quick
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 16 2014, 12:24p - 1 reply
Been there done that
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 16 2014, 12:22p
That really messes with the ticker
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 16 2014, 12:17p - 1 reply
The owner said both the techs will be making it up to me
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 16 2014, 12:14p - 2 replies
Those WRX's are some badass vehicles
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 16 2014, 12:12p - 1 reply
He knew you were speeding
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 16 2014, 12:10p - 1 reply
The owner was kind enough to pick up my Vette and take it back to his shop
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 16 2014, 12:08p
I am not going to press charges
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 16 2014, 12:06p - 1 reply
I have a top of the line radar detector
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 16 2014, 12:06p - 2 replies
Your friend is one crazy dude!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 16 2014, 11:57a - 1 reply
I just got off the phone with the owner
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 16 2014, 11:55a - 1 reply
The officer said the techs said they saw him waiting (speed trap)
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 16 2014, 11:46a - 2 replies
I know the owner of the shop and am really good freinds with him and his family.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 16 2014, 11:41a - 2 replies
So
Commented on HAMSTERDAM: TUESDAY TRIVIA TIME on Apr 16 2014, 11:37a - 5 replies
Just this one time
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: CHRIS WHITE AND BOBBY KENNEDY TALK IOWA FOOTBALL on Apr 11 2014, 3:19p
If I am ever in Virginia and happen to get myself into a bind
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: CHRIS WHITE AND BOBBY KENNEDY TALK IOWA FOOTBALL on Apr 11 2014, 1:25p
This is why I also have season tickets to both OU and OSU football and basketball.
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: CHRIS WHITE AND BOBBY KENNEDY TALK IOWA FOOTBALL on Apr 11 2014, 1:22p
I like your spunk
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: CHRIS WHITE AND BOBBY KENNEDY TALK IOWA FOOTBALL on Apr 11 2014, 11:54a - 1 reply
I truly believe things are done differently in the SEC than most of college football
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: CHRIS WHITE AND BOBBY KENNEDY TALK IOWA FOOTBALL on Apr 11 2014, 11:43a - 1 reply
You are correct
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: CHRIS WHITE AND BOBBY KENNEDY TALK IOWA FOOTBALL on Apr 11 2014, 11:18a - 1 reply
I pay people to take care of all of this so that it is done on the up and up.
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: CHRIS WHITE AND BOBBY KENNEDY TALK IOWA FOOTBALL on Apr 11 2014, 11:11a - 1 reply
I hear a lot of chatter but nothing too outrageous
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: CHRIS WHITE AND BOBBY KENNEDY TALK IOWA FOOTBALL on Apr 11 2014, 11:02a - 1 reply
Old age sure can be a bitch!
Commented on 2013-2014 SEASON IN REVIEW: MIKE GESELL on Apr 11 2014, 9:19a
The problem is some of these student athletes
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: CHRIS WHITE AND BOBBY KENNEDY TALK IOWA FOOTBALL on Apr 11 2014, 9:15a
Eveybody is a punter
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: CHRIS WHITE AND BOBBY KENNEDY TALK IOWA FOOTBALL on Apr 11 2014, 9:01a
It basically comes down to two things
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: CHRIS WHITE AND BOBBY KENNEDY TALK IOWA FOOTBALL on Apr 10 2014, 11:51p - 2 replies
This
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: CHRIS WHITE AND BOBBY KENNEDY TALK IOWA FOOTBALL on Apr 10 2014, 5:49p - 1 reply
THIS
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: CHRIS WHITE AND BOBBY KENNEDY TALK IOWA FOOTBALL on Apr 10 2014, 5:30p
Don't get you panties in a bunch Kirk
Commented on IOWA HAWKEYE FOOTBALL OPEN PRACTICE PRIMER 2014 - THE OFFENSE on Apr 7 2014, 5:40p - 1 reply
Is your full name Micheal James Jones?
Commented on IOWA HAWKEYE FOOTBALL OPEN PRACTICE PRIMER 2014 - THE OFFENSE on Apr 7 2014, 5:29p
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