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Dip-Shit

  • joined Oct 22, 2009
  • last login Jul 25, 2014
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I am a HUGE fan of anything Hawkeye related, especially football, basketball & wrestling. I am dyslexic as hlle and lack common sense 10 out of 9 times. I got my handle/name on BHGP from a loss on a bet. I often start fights with my 3- year old little girl just to say I won at something (this isn't true as I never win any argument that is against my daughter or wife for that matter). I love to drink AMP energy drinks because it turns my pee neon yellow and I spend at least 2 hours a day on the shitter, why...because I can. My favorite color is grey like my imagination. I love to eat Mexican't & Chinese food on a regular basis (back to the 2 hours/day on shitter comment). I also hate it when I bleed my own blood. People freak out when they see that I actually bleed black and yellow. Oh yeah, I am also a TavernHawk!

A Fan Of...

  • NBA Oklahoma City Thunder
  • NFL Minnesota Vikings
  • NCAAF Iowa Hawkeyes
  • NCAAB Iowa Hawkeyes
  • Golf Happy Gilmore
  • NASCAR Ricky Bobby
  • MMA Chuck Norris
  • Boxing King Hippo
  • Soccer Roger Milla
  • General IOWA WRESTLING!
  • Cycling Dennis Christopher
  • Tennis Maria Sharapova
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Me too
Commented on ORLANDO MAGIC SIGN ROY DEVYN MARBLE on Jul 25 2014, 5:55p
Nah
Commented on COULD BRANDON SCHERFF REALLY GO NO. 1 OVERALL IN THE 2015 NFL DRAFT? on Jul 25 2014, 5:46p
His heart was set to go to Iowa
Commented on COULD BRANDON SCHERFF REALLY GO NO. 1 OVERALL IN THE 2015 NFL DRAFT? on Jul 25 2014, 5:08p - 1 reply
I believe Schreff is a tackle
Commented on COULD BRANDON SCHERFF REALLY GO NO. 1 OVERALL IN THE 2015 NFL DRAFT? on Jul 25 2014, 3:00p - 1 reply
Great post Ross!
Commented on COULD BRANDON SCHERFF REALLY GO NO. 1 OVERALL IN THE 2015 NFL DRAFT? on Jul 25 2014, 2:54p - 2 replies
Congrats RDM
Commented on ORLANDO MAGIC SIGN ROY DEVYN MARBLE on Jul 25 2014, 8:24a
I have plenty of facial hair
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 24 2014, 5:33p
Word on the street is
Commented on The Real Reason Brandon Scherff Didn't Compete in the Hay Bale Toss on Jul 24 2014, 5:27p
FLAGGED
Commented on DO NOT BUY THIS 2012 NORTHERN ILLINOIS COMMEMORATIVE SHIRT on Jul 24 2014, 3:23p - 1 reply
It's not always about weight
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 24 2014, 8:33a - 1 reply
Wow
Commented on BREAKING: BRANDON SCHERFF IS STILL FREAKISHLY STRONG on Jul 23 2014, 1:30p
I like the way you are thinking
Commented on COLLEGE FOOTBALL THOR+ RATINGS SINCE 2000: OFFENSE on Jul 23 2014, 11:43a
As a father of two little girls
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 5:45p - 3 replies
Well this is not what a person wants to read about when it comes to a young ex-Hawkeye
Commented on THINGS GOT WORSE: GREG GARMON ARRESTED AFTER ATTEMPTED ROBBERY on Jul 22 2014, 3:55p
This
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 3:45p
I have a machine that is very expensive
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 3:33p - 1 reply
My mask looks quite a bit different as
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 3:32p
Well shit
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 3:30p
I am going to go ahead and assume
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 3:27p
If you really think you need one
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 3:25p - 2 replies
Sounds like you need a Cpap machine?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 3:22p - 1 reply
One of the greatest
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 3:17p
Yoko Oh No!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 12:31p
I didn't take any offense to what you wrote
Commented on Iowa Football Tied For 12th Most Expensive Ticket Prices Nationally on Jul 22 2014, 11:25a
My college roomate my junior year in undergrad was from Lincoln
Commented on Iowa Football Tied For 12th Most Expensive Ticket Prices Nationally on Jul 22 2014, 11:19a
Kicking their ass in their home statdium will do that!
Commented on Iowa Football Tied For 12th Most Expensive Ticket Prices Nationally on Jul 21 2014, 6:53p - 2 replies
Agreed
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: DREW OTT IS YOUR HAY BALE TOSS CHAMPION on Jul 21 2014, 6:38p - 1 reply
Most of my expereince with Husker fans is bout the same
Commented on Iowa Football Tied For 12th Most Expensive Ticket Prices Nationally on Jul 21 2014, 5:56p - 1 reply
Do you have your heart set on the ISU game or
Commented on Iowa Football Tied For 12th Most Expensive Ticket Prices Nationally on Jul 21 2014, 11:45a - 1 reply
I don't know why
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 21 2014, 8:14a
Thank you!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 21 2014, 8:12a
I wad with my dad
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 20 2014, 5:27p
How is this not green?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 20 2014, 5:16p - 1 reply
I second this!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 20 2014, 5:11p - 1 reply
I second this!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 20 2014, 5:11p
Yes
Commented on PARTY IN THE (MIDDLE OF THE) USA! HOW TO GET INTO IOWA on Jul 20 2014, 5:02p
Hope everyone has a great weekend
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 18 2014, 6:54p
sometimes you have to break a couple of eggs to make a good omelet
Commented on PARTY IN THE (MIDDLE OF THE) USA! HOW TO GET INTO IOWA on Jul 18 2014, 6:49p - 1 reply
I think you might be onto something here
Commented on PARTY IN THE (MIDDLE OF THE) USA! HOW TO GET INTO IOWA on Jul 18 2014, 6:47p - 1 reply
We were both off on the year
Commented on Iowa Football Tied For 12th Most Expensive Ticket Prices Nationally on Jul 18 2014, 5:48p
Yes,
Commented on PARTY IN THE (MIDDLE OF THE) USA! HOW TO GET INTO IOWA on Jul 18 2014, 5:42p
even a broken clock is right at least two times a day..
Commented on PARTY IN THE (MIDDLE OF THE) USA! HOW TO GET INTO IOWA on Jul 18 2014, 4:21p - 1 reply
I was in Glasgow back in 2001, I believe.
Commented on PARTY IN THE (MIDDLE OF THE) USA! HOW TO GET INTO IOWA on Jul 18 2014, 4:18p - 1 reply
You have quite the witt
Commented on PARTY IN THE (MIDDLE OF THE) USA! HOW TO GET INTO IOWA on Jul 18 2014, 3:40p - 1 reply
That's why we drink it here.
Commented on PARTY IN THE (MIDDLE OF THE) USA! HOW TO GET INTO IOWA on Jul 18 2014, 2:51p - 1 reply
From my experience
Commented on Iowa Football Tied For 12th Most Expensive Ticket Prices Nationally on Jul 18 2014, 12:39p
It's all about HYPE
Commented on Iowa Football Tied For 12th Most Expensive Ticket Prices Nationally on Jul 18 2014, 12:27p
You are correct!
Commented on Iowa Football Tied For 12th Most Expensive Ticket Prices Nationally on Jul 18 2014, 12:26p - 1 reply
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