Wrestler

Dip-Shit

  • joined Oct 22, 2009
  • last login Sep 01, 2014
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I am a HUGE fan of anything Hawkeye related, especially football, basketball & wrestling. I am dyslexic as hlle and lack common sense 10 out of 9 times. I got my handle/name on BHGP from a loss on a bet. I often start fights with my 3- year old little girl just to say I won at something (this isn't true as I never win any argument that is against my daughter or wife for that matter). I love to drink AMP energy drinks because it turns my pee neon yellow and I spend at least 2 hours a day on the shitter, why...because I can. My favorite color is grey like my imagination. I love to eat Mexican't & Chinese food on a regular basis (back to the 2 hours/day on shitter comment). I also hate it when I bleed my own blood. People freak out when they see that I actually bleed black and yellow. Oh yeah, I am also a TavernHawk!

A Fan Of...

  • NBA Oklahoma City Thunder
  • NFL Minnesota Vikings
  • NCAAF Iowa Hawkeyes
  • NCAAB Iowa Hawkeyes
  • Golf Happy Gilmore
  • NASCAR Ricky Bobby
  • MMA Chuck Norris
  • Boxing King Hippo
  • Soccer Roger Milla
  • General IOWA WRESTLING!
  • Cycling Dennis Christopher
  • Tennis Maria Sharapova
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Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS TOO DRUNK on Sep 1 2014, 2:49p - 4 replies
Sounds like a typical Iowa State University athletic department employee.
Commented on IOWA 31, UNI 23: TIME TO EXHALE on Sep 1 2014, 10:59a
Rec'd
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS TOO DRUNK on Aug 31 2014, 8:37p
Exactly
Commented on VIDEO: TEVAUN SMITH MADE A CRAZY TOUCHDOWN CATCH on Aug 31 2014, 11:09a
Why isn't this gold?!
Commented on IOWA 31, UNI 23: TIME TO EXHALE on Aug 31 2014, 12:38a
This
Commented on IOWA 31, UNI 23: TIME TO EXHALE on Aug 31 2014, 12:18a
Truth
Commented on IOWA 31, UNI 23: TIME TO EXHALE on Aug 31 2014, 12:11a
Braxton Miller my be hurt
Commented on VIDEO: TEVAUN SMITH MADE A CRAZY TOUCHDOWN CATCH on Aug 31 2014, 12:09a
It was inexperienced linebackers
Commented on IOWA 31, UNI 23: TIME TO EXHALE on Aug 30 2014, 10:32p
There is nothing wrong with complaining
Commented on IOWA VS UNI SECOND HALF GAME THREAD on Aug 30 2014, 3:32p
They been holding on damn day!
Commented on IOWA VS UNI SECOND HALF GAME THREAD on Aug 30 2014, 3:18p
Sorry
Commented on IOWA VS UNI SECOND HALF GAME THREAD on Aug 30 2014, 3:17p - 1 reply
That koolaid you speak of
Commented on IOWA VS UNI SECOND HALF GAME THREAD on Aug 30 2014, 3:13p
I see a team with a ton of potential
Commented on IOWA VS UNI SECOND HALF GAME THREAD on Aug 30 2014, 3:04p - 3 replies
We need a turnover
Commented on IOWA VS UNI SECOND HALF GAME THREAD on Aug 30 2014, 2:51p
Exactly
Commented on IOWA VS UNI SECOND HALF GAME THREAD on Aug 30 2014, 2:39p
So
Commented on IOWA VS UNI SECOND HALF GAME THREAD on Aug 30 2014, 2:38p
Our defense is a joke
Commented on IOWA VS UNI SECOND HALF GAME THREAD on Aug 30 2014, 2:34p
Indeed
Commented on IOWA VS UNI SECOND HALF GAME THREAD on Aug 30 2014, 2:16p
I am at a loss for words!
Commented on IOWA VS UNI SECOND HALF GAME THREAD on Aug 30 2014, 2:14p - 1 reply
Our linebackers are struggling to say the least
Commented on IOWA VS UNI FIRST HALF GAME THREAD on Aug 30 2014, 1:18p
That's what happens when you continuly
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: IOWA VS NORTHERN IOWA GAMEDAY on Aug 30 2014, 12:54p - 1 reply
we need a turnover here!
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: IOWA VS NORTHERN IOWA GAMEDAY on Aug 30 2014, 12:51p
I hope the coaching staff makes some adjustments
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: IOWA VS NORTHERN IOWA GAMEDAY on Aug 30 2014, 12:49p
Our linebackers look lost
Commented on IT'S NOT PLAGIARISM IF YOU LINK TO IT: IOWA VS NORTHERN IOWA GAMEDAY on Aug 30 2014, 12:29p
You obviously get it
Commented on HERE'S THE THING: NORTHERN IOWA on Aug 29 2014, 4:01p
It is a different world down here
Commented on HAMSTERDAM BROKE BOTH ANKLES SAVING ITS DROWNING NEPHEW on Aug 29 2014, 3:31p
I miss the days of thrashing inferior opponents.
Commented on HERE'S THE THING: NORTHERN IOWA on Aug 29 2014, 2:41p - 1 reply
I believe JohnJJ was talking about hitting somebody
Commented on WHO IS WITH ME? on Aug 29 2014, 10:58a - 1 reply
Some people just don't get it
Commented on HAMSTERDAM IS MAKING A SHADOW on Aug 28 2014, 4:17p - 1 reply
for Make the Final Four
Voted on Aug 28 2014, 3:12p
They usually do not give the Hawks the time or day
Commented on HAMSTERDAM BROKE BOTH ANKLES SAVING ITS DROWNING NEPHEW on Aug 28 2014, 10:23a - 1 reply
I got nothing but love for you Kluginator.
Commented on IOWA-UNI PREVIEW 2014: IS DAVID JOHNSON A MOTORCYCLE on Aug 28 2014, 9:44a
All of this is awesome
Commented on IOWA TOUCHDOWNS FOR KIDS 2014 UPDATE: SPARKLEPONY TIME, AND NEW GOALS on Aug 28 2014, 9:20a - 1 reply
I appreciate the love
Commented on IOWA-UNI PREVIEW 2014: IS DAVID JOHNSON A MOTORCYCLE on Aug 27 2014, 3:37p - 2 replies
Rec'd
Commented on HAMSTERDAM BROKE BOTH ANKLES SAVING ITS DROWNING NEPHEW on Aug 27 2014, 2:29p
On the Sports Animal down here in OKC
Commented on HAMSTERDAM BROKE BOTH ANKLES SAVING ITS DROWNING NEPHEW on Aug 27 2014, 2:11p - 2 replies
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