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Holmgren / Heckert picks highlight NFL all-disappointment team

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the holmgren era of Cleveland Browns football just continues to look better and better the farther it recedes in the rear view mirror. only 4 of the draft picks from the holmgren-heckert stable made si.com's list of most disappointing players in 2013 -- weeden, richardson, little and mitchy schwartz -- which is a full player more than the burning tire fire that is the miami dolphins. mike and tom, please get up a take a bow. you worthless douche rockets.

Ugly Bernie Radio Interview

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Haven't been around in a while -- hope everyone is living a pancake-free life lately -- so I apologize if this is already on the site somewhere... Bernie did his weekly radio slot yesterday completely hammered. The audio here is just depressing and sad and bums me out ... I'm embarrassed for Bernie. Separate question: who is the dillhole producer who let Bernie get to the air in that condition?

notthatnoise signature

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Help Me Settle Bets w/ NTN and Kimble

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So, I've been remiss in addressing 2 bets that I won last season: 1 with notthatnoise regarding the productivity of a "Brian Robiskie", which doesn't even sound like a real thing, and the other with Kimble_79 covering the stats of Mogwai Massacre. I'm smarter and better than both of these people, at life and at everything, clearly. The NTN bet provides me the opportunity to author his signature quote for the 2012 season. Kimble_79, on the other hand, is subject to my whims for his avatar. So, I'm employing you, friendly community members, to help me settle these wagers. For Kimble, I was thinking about forcing on him a picture of a shirtless Brady Quinn in what appears to be a spontaneous rain storm that is linked above. For NTN, I had considered something juvenile like, "I like to smell your farts", but am open to suggestions. Thank you in advance for your kind participation. I look forward to seeing your thoughts.

Browns asked after Bradford?

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Consider the source, of course, but interesting nonetheless. H&H are loving Colt...

#Browns Holmgren on RG3 offer: "not sure any offer we made was going to be quite good enough.''...

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#Browns Holmgren on RG3 offer: "not sure any offer we made was going to be quite good enough.'' (cuz relationship rams/redskins)

MKC Twitter maybe there was more to the shanahan-fisher friendship than we thought...

Help me settle my avatar bet with Kimble79. He said MoMass would catch, like, 7,346 passes this...

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Help me settle my avatar bet with Kimble79. He said MoMass would catch, like, 7,346 passes this year, and I disagreed. Needless to say, I won. As a result, he has to wear an avatar of my choosing for the next season. I'm leaning towards this one ... what do you all think?

QB Makes the Receiver, Not Other Way Around

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Good piece from Cold Hard Football Facts about the perils of taking "offensive playmakers" high in the draft, and especially trading up to take "offensive playmakers" high in the draft.

Seneca to Start Sunday

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I actually think this is good for a whole host of reasons.

Incredible Rizzo Rant on the Browns

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I seriously worry for this guy's health after this explosion.

Browns stay at 23 in SI.com Power Rankings

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Obviously, I haven't watched all 32 teams this year, but I think 23 -- worst of the .500 teams -- is probably pretty close for the Browns at this stage. What is amazing is that 6 of the 9 teams ranked below the Browns (realizing this is a very unscientific measure) appear on the Browns' schedule this year.

Thoughts and prayers go out to former Browns RB Jerome Harrison, who has a brain tumor, according...

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Thoughts and prayers go out to former Browns RB Jerome Harrison, who has a brain tumor, according to ESPN's Adam Schefter.

- MKC Twitter Wow. Very sad. I'm speechless.

McCoy has had 45, 61 and 40 attempts in the Browns' three losses, and is on pace to throw 694 times...

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McCoy has had 45, 61 and 40 attempts in the Browns' three losses, and is on pace to throw 694 times this season, which would break Drew Bledsoe's 1994 league mark of 691.

don banks, si that is so bad for so many reasons

SI ranks Browns 29th in Power Rankings

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As has been discussed elsewhere, these power rankings after week 1 are pretty meaningless, but Don Banks lays a whole bunch of pressure on the Browns in this one. The thing I really wanted to highlight in this one, though, is that the Steelers are still ranked in the top-10 after that federal-prison-style pounding they took on Sunday. I realize the national media generally sweats the Steelers, and it is only one week, but that's still a top-10 team?

#Browns agree to terms with former Eagles CB Dimitri Patterson, source confirms for PD earlier...

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#Browns agree to terms with former Eagles CB Dimitri Patterson, source confirms for PD earlier nflnetwork report.

MKC Twitter Who?

Fox's Jay Glazer reporting that Vikings DE Ray Edwards signing 5-year deal with Falcons. We...

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Fox's Jay Glazer reporting that Vikings DE Ray Edwards signing 5-year deal with Falcons. We reported yesterday he wasn't coming to Browns.

-MKC Twitter Figured I'd make this its own FanShot since Ray was a topic of much discussion around here.

Peter King: Browns in top 2 teams most hurt by Lockout

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While I generally consider King a walking choad, he points out one of my primary fears for the Browns this season: trying to jam a brand new coaching staff and system into a few weeks of prep.

#Browns safety T.J. Ward said the new 4-3 defense is simpler and that last year's scheme sometimes...

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#Browns safety T.J. Ward said the new 4-3 defense is simpler and that last year's scheme sometimes confused guys.

MKC Twitter

What the Browns will/should shop for in FA, according to cnnsi.com

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Malcolm Floyd is interesting, though frequently injured. Stylez White and Tim Crowder register a big 0 on the excitement meter for this guy.

James Harrison is Still Crazy

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More good copy out of that "classy" Steeler organization.

Colt McCoy and Joe Haden: your two most important Cleveland Browns

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Pretty interesting piece about a stat I've never heard of ... Passer Rating Differential: the difference b/w a team's offensive and defensive passer rating.

JoePos ranks Choo the 25th best player in baseball

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No mention of where Choo is expected to be playing in the last 6 months of his Indians contract...

Mary Kay Twitter: #Browns extend 2nd-round tender offer to CB Eric Wright, meaning another team...

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Mary Kay Twitter: #Browns extend 2nd-round tender offer to CB Eric Wright, meaning another team would have to give Browns 2nd round pick under current rules.

Grossi Twitter: #Browns give 2d round tender to TE Evan Moore. They really like him.

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Grossi Twitter: #Browns give 2d round tender to TE Evan Moore. They really like him.

Dan Patrick Proposes NFL Schedule Change

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At about the 18 minute mark of this segment of Dan Patrick's show, he starts to discuss his proposed plan to adjust the NFL schedule that would allow for increased TV revenue w/o changing the # of regular season games (hint: he makes a tweak to the playoffs, too). Sounds like a pretty smart plan to me. Worth a listen.

Colt McCoy Talks w/ Dan Patrick

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i caught the tail end of colt's interview on the dan patrick show this morning ... and, among other things, i found it really interesting that colt said his shoulder's still not quite 100% after the injury in the national championship game more than 12 months ago. what i heard sounded pretty good. colt's a cool customer.

Pluto on Shurmur

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clearly, there's been a lot of back and forth on the Shurmur-as-OC decision around here recently ... Pluto does a great job of describing many of my hesitations regarding this issue in the first 10 or so minutes of this podcast.

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