
Donut King
Dec 15, 2008 Dec 15, 2009 43 8796
Not much to know about me, apart from that I'm a jerkhole from somewhere between central and southern Illinois. In no-man's land.
Loud and proud Blues supporter. St. Louis Game Time is my regular hangout in these here parts.
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Michigan has a cockpunch. Minnesota has a dude who thinks he got punched in the cock. The funny happens right at about the 7 second mark.
(h/t Deadspin . . . from about 6 weeks ago.)
This has "Eat A Dick, Detroit Boy" written all over it . . .
Your reference point lies within . . . . Short, but if I called it sweet, well . . . I'd deserve the ridicule for that one.
Money quote: "I think this team needs a new ad agency." Whatever, dickhead.
In all fairness, I usually like Dashiell Bennett's work at Deadspin. For a Detroit area native, the guy actually is kinda funny. But really, what the fuck, Dash? Sorry you're bitter about the whole Sweden thing. It happens, even if your bosses or the majority of your commentariat don't want to claim hockey still exists and you have to try to follow suit. And even if you don't want to claim the bitterness . . . it kinda shows. Really, we apologize. Might I add that your salty tears taste SO good.
Is it wrong to question the sexuality of a guy who moved from an editor position at Fleshbot to an editor position at Deadspin (all under the same roof) without any real evidence that the move was forced? I know it's harsh, so there's no question there. But wrong? Your thoughts below.
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I think the web wing of the Post-Dispatch wrote something in English, translated it to Russian then back to Engilsh. This just LOOKS awkward.
2 months ago
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The Big Ten now has all 11 on SBNation. Ten . . . Eleven . . . wait, that ain't right . . .
Hadn't seen any mention of it yet and wasn't sure if Joe was working on anything, so here you go.
Now the Big Ten is fully represented on SBNation. More importantly, the Land of Lincoln/Sweet Sioux Tomahawk pair is now fully represented.
Oh, and that page logo is friggin' hilarious. In college, we used to call that Purple Hooter.
2 months ago
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Saw this picture on STLToday.com this morning . . . and just had to. It was WAY too available.
While I'm enjoying the start of football and the awesomeness that is the 2009 St. Louis Cardinals . . . for fuck's sake, can we get this damn season STARTED already?!?!?!?!
3 months ago
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Ballot-stuffing in St. Louis? WHAT?!?!
STLToday.com (the web portion of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch) is currently running a poll, asking how YOU think the Arch Rivalry Game is going to end up.
I have a feeling that someone is stuffing the ballot box, and I certainly have a feeling it may be Mizzou fans, trying to hype up their own side by giving them no chance.
Give it a look, take your vote and check out the results. Very curious indeed.
4 months ago
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At this point, it's a matter of principle . . .
The question is . . . . Will Bob Watson have the cojones to suspend an All-Star for striking his precious Pond Scum superstar in the helmet, less than a fortnight after he gave a certain run-of-the-mill swingman 3 games for ALMOST hitting the same guy in the head?
Considering the previous incident, Cain deserves at least twice the suspension, taking into no account intent in either case (and I'm almost certain there was no intent in either case).
My guess? We're not even going to hear about a fine. And that would be a shame.
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Your St. Louis Blues: Pissing Off Multiple Hockey Leagues Since 2009
Remember how the Blues signed that Bryce Lampman guy last week? Yeah . . . about that . . .
It appears he still had a valid contract with the Kontinental Hockey League (y'know, those people who like stealing Jiri Hudler's from the NHL and such) when he signed with us last week.
"Middle Management" (as our SLGT overlords like to call him) has some info about it here. Most of it was from today's KHL press release.
We steal theirs, Detroit gets theirs stolen FROM them. We rule!
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Reason #72 as to how our "beloved" Pond Scum is turning into The Queens Zoo right before our eyes!
Summary:
* GM announces firing of an organizational executive in a press conference.
* GM insinuates that a reporter WHO JUST HAPPENS TO BE SITTING IN ON SAID PRESS CONFERENCE is angling for a front-office job
* Reporter asks questions and gets GM to fidget and attempt to save face
* Reporter calls GM's act "despicable" right in front of everyone
* Reporter holds impromptu press conference explaining everything in a non-mouth-breathing manner
* GM backtracks and gets upset with himself
Stay classy, Metropolitans!
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His father, Julio Cesar Baldivieso, is the grossest perpetrator of sports nepotism since, well, Chris Duncan grounded into a game-ending double play last night.
Barry Petchesky couldn't have said it any better than I could have, I guess. (Scroll down to find the money quote)
Too bad soccer had to be involved . . . I don't HATE soccer, I just don't LIKE it that much.
I also like the fact that they actually have the audacity to LIST Chris Duncan as an LF. Egads.
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