Donut King

  • joined Dec 15, 2008
  • last login Aug 19, 2014
  • posts 370
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Originally from Central Illinois, close to St. Louis. Willingly transplanted to Missoula, MT to see some Goddamned snow.

Or. Something.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB St. Louis Cardinals
  • NFL Denver Broncos
  • NCAAF Illinois Fighting Illini
  • NCAAB Illinois Fighting Illini
  • NHL St. Louis Blues
  • General McKendree Bearcats
  • MMA Matt Hughes
  • EPL Newcastle United
  • MLS Portland Timbers F.C.
User Blog

Tuesday Links - Bryzzyrd Man

Blues apologize. Teej for NHL 15 cover? Hockey stuff, mostly not involving the Blues, obviously. St. Louis Judgmental Map. Bryz being his awesome insane self. And so much more. Click? Click!

Monday Links - Eye of the Tiger

Prospects. Wolves. Fuck Chicago. Pittsburgh wins. Two games tonight. Geno gets a lap dance (NSFW). Horrible international line changes. Derp signage. Jim Brown wants the NCAA to die. And a great...

Thursday Links - Game Sevengasm

Some Blues news. And there were three Game Sevens yesterday, and all of them ended differently. Oh, and RIP, Eddie Valiant. Your links await.

Wednesday Links - "BASEMENT . . . NOW!"

Where do the Blues go from here? Who wrote our eulogy? Who will win tonight's Game 7's (THREE of them)? Why are pots calling kettles black? Why is Donald Sterling such an asshole? And why aren't we...

Tuesday Links - Month-Long Bender

No, I still haven't recovered from Sunday afternoon. But I'll at least provide links today. Including a video of what we should all probably be doing right now.

Thursday Links - Jump To Conclusions Mat

Blues lose. Everyone jumps to conclusions before and after the game. And a bunch of other stuff, but really, let's not keep jumping to conclusions.

Wednesday Links - Just A Wee Touch Better

The Blues were good enough to win Monday, but they just needed to be a wee touch better. They get another shot tonight. But before that, I have a shitload of things for you to click on, including...

Tuesday Open Bar - Meh.

I traveled last night, so I missed the game. And I work tomorrow. So you get a whole bag of Ain't Give No Fuck for today's links. Oh, and a video perfect for you Stargate wonks.

Monday Links - Meanwhile, Up I-55 . . .

Game 3. Fuck Duncan Keith. Fuck trolls. Prospects. Overseas fans. Other series'. RIP, Hurricane. The Mayor of Peoria is a dipshit. And the Seabrook suspension video. Let's Go Blues!

Hate Fuel - A Guide to Jeering the Blackhawks


Actually, why the fuck do you need a guide?

Wednesday Links - The M*A*S*H Unit Is Returning

The rise of the undead. Shots. O'Neill depresses us. Have a little faith. Hockey Hugs. Predictions. Projections. Redacted. Overpaid people. Draft lottery. Trophy projections. Nudist church. Awesome...

Tuesday Links - Cheap Tix, Dinosaurs & More!

Blues get a much-needed day off, have cheap playoff tickets and are the West favorites for some reason, plus other stuff and a video about VELOCIRAPTORS, MOTHERFUCKER. Click things. It's your human...

Monday Links - Can't Get Much Worse

The Blues are horseshit right now and pretty much everyone has counted them out, including about 99.999% of Blues fans. And for good reason. Perhaps they have the Blackhawks right where they want...

Wednesday Links - Screw It, I'm Leaving

My last links post before heading to MO/IL, of course, HAD to follow another disappointing Blues performance that didn't even come at the hands of a former teammate. Also, the greatest Nickelback...

Monday Links - Shut Off That Stupid Song

Blues lose again. Prospects. Scores. Sked. Standings. Dipshits. Ear-splits. Cool shit. Pavelectric! Random bleeding. Hockey brawls. Legends passing. Money. Water. Rasslin'. And earthquakes. Just...

Thursday Links - Slug the BuffaLOL

Blues/Sabres. Elliott in goal. Uniforms. Beyond Checkerdome. Die By The Blade. Fuck Detroit. CrLOLsby. Power Rankings. Distant cousins. Phone hearings. Quitting. Jim Ross. DeSean Jackson. Soccer....

Wednesday Links - Good Blues, Bad Tyler

So I apparently have a few anger issues to work out, so I'm just going to splay them out here, and if you like what I'm saying, fine. If not, skip it and click on things and watch a video. Freedom...

April Fools' Links - Holiday For Amateur Jerks

Today panders to the people who think they're clever but actually aren't. I will not appease those asswipes today. Instead, click on things that are actually happening.

Monday Links - Hug A Leafs Fan Today

A look at the Blues' acquisitions. Push to the finish? Toews injured, Blackhawks lose. Cawlidge hawkey. Parody of Frozen. Hockey fight bro-hug. Dramatic endings. NPH and Segel go Les Mis again. And...

Thursday Links - You CAN Come Home Again!

BLUES HOME GAME. Podcast. The power play. Ryan Miller extension wise? Slagging Hitch. Hockey Wilderness. Tire fire in Toronto. Good on John Davidson. And Portlandia.

Wednesday Links - Toronto Goalies are Shot Whores

No NHL-level goalie should ever try to sign with the Leafs, unless he's a masochist. That, and links. But seriously, the Leafs have a problem with their back-end ahead of their goaltender and it is...

Tyler's Birthday Links - Trouble In Toronto

It's my birthday. Most people on their birthdays don't really give a shit about Goddamn anything. But I'm not one of those people. So, you still get to click on things. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY GIFT TO YOU!

Monday Links - Blackout Rules Are Awesome

Blues beat Pens. Prospect Sunday, with extra footage of a Rockford player being a dipshit. Bad year for Canadian NHL teams? Stajan honors his son. NCAA Tournament. Illinois lawmakers being morons....

Thursday Links - Division-Leading Deuce Crown

Admittedly, I'd be a shit-ton more pissed about last night's results if the Blues didn't lead the division by about two and a half games. So let's click on things.

Wednesday Links - Oh, Hello Chicago!

The Blues pay a visit to that team up north that wears red even though their name insinuates that they're a darker color. Winner gets the Conference III Title Belt, loser gets the Conference III...

Tuesday Links - Chase Winner Always Gets The Strap


Blues beat Jets, regain Conference III Belt. Not much else. Hockey!


Jets vs. Blues GDT - Frozen Flying Things

The Jets have a legitimate shot at making the playoffs now, for some reason. The Blues are looking to get into triple digits in points and expand their lead in the President's Trophy "race". It's...

St. Patrick's Day Links - Amateur Night

It's St. Patrick's Day, which is fun if you're an amateur drinker and stupid if you're a professional drunk. Also, Blues news (including some bad news), other links, the NCAA basketball tournament...

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