Donut King

  • joined Dec 15, 2008
  • last login Jul 14, 2014
  • posts 348
  • comments 22972

Originally from Central Illinois, close to St. Louis. Willingly transplanted to Missoula, MT to see some Goddamned snow.

Or. Something.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB St. Louis Cardinals
  • NFL Denver Broncos
  • NCAAF Illinois Fighting Illini
  • NCAAB Illinois Fighting Illini
  • NHL St. Louis Blues
  • General McKendree Bearcats
  • MMA Matt Hughes
  • EPL Newcastle United
  • MLS Portland Timbers F.C.
User Blog

Tuesday Links - Jason Spezza Has A Nerd Laugh

Blues host Sens. Universal measures of player value. Call-up. GTGT's upcoming. Vanek news. Ovi defended. CIII coaches and sammiches. Olympic masks. A minor trade. Cell phones catch fire. And a couple Jason Spezza videos. Game days are fun.

Monday Links - Super Turd

Effort . . . hell, even football teams fail at it, and they only play 10 seconds at a time usually.

Thursday Links - Don't Be A Jerk

Podcast. Worrying about Stewart. Eviscerating troll dicks. Scrivens stands on his head. Another Blackhawks fan plays the role of "jerk". Rick Reilly gets annihilated. And music from Frozen! (Kinda.) It's Thursday, y'all.

Wednesday Links - Crappy Goaltender Gets Shutout

Blues win. Jaro gets shutout; TRADE HIM NOW. NHL in Sochi in question again. Honoring Rick Rypien right. Cal Clutterbuck is still a douche, not shockingly. Pizza is meh? Fuck you. And explaining Saturday's goal reversal. Celebrate a win with links!

Tuesday Links - Another Dance With The Devil(s)

Blues host Devils. Lots of Blues stuff. Andy Greene. A Malort-soaked Crown of Shit. Michel Therrien is not helping the Canadiens. Jay Feaster is not helping himself. Pastabilities. Fires caused by cow farts. And WHO IS PEYTON MANNING'S FATHER?! Yee.

Monday Links - WHAT AM UH ROOMER

Ryan Miller did not get traded to the Blues overnight. Get back to your bunker, and if you believed any of that bullshit, get fucked with a rusty hammer. Or click some links instead!

Thursday Links - Finding MSG In Your Hockey

Blues in Manhattan. Army ain't scared. Skip Tracer finds Jason Bacashihua. Podcast. Hullie rules. One fan's concerns. Defenseman swap. Nathan Gerbe disrespects the shit out of hockey. Beer-flavored jelly beans. Football. And Onrait/O'Toole. Game day!

Wednesday Links - Not Trying

Gonna give as much effort as the Blues did last night. Fuck back-to-backs with travel.

Tuesday Links - A Case Of The Runs

Blues over Detroit. Fuck Detroit. Jimmy Howard has the runs and a bad knee. Games were played. Things were said on the internet. And watch Skip Bayless get eviscerated by Richard Sherman. But really, Fuck Detroit. And poo-poo on Jimmy Howard.

Monday Links - [FORNICATE] Detroit

Fuck Detroit. Blues play in Detroit tonight. Fuck Detroit. Numbers. Fuck Detroit. Teams played yesterday. Fuck Detroit. Broncos vs. Seahawks in the Super Bowl. Fuck Detroit. Other stuff. Fuck Detroit. And a video. Fuck Detroit.

Thursday Links - Kings Without A Crown

Blues host Kings. Beyond Checkerdome. Win tickets! Lots of odd trades. Bobby Ryan can't handle the heat of being snubbed. NFL team logos as hipsters. And Peyton Manning is Goddamn hilarious about "Omaha". Game days are the best days.

Wednesday Links - Win However You Can

Blues win ugly. Game of inches. Oshie the top star. Passing stats project. One second and a shitload of PIM's. More numbers. Fictional baseball team. Pederast dick-hanging cartoon bear. Acupuncture gone wrong. And Officers Onrait & O'Toole. Hump day!

Tuesday Links - Howl At The Moon

Blues host Phoenix. Steen and Polak say hello; Lapierre does not. Midpoint musings. Redacted CIII Week In Review. Brandon Sutter was #PensDong. Clark the Cub is pederast. The Hills comes to St. Louis. And LED shepherding. Hockeyed Con-Test!

Monday Links - The Manitoba Axe

Prospects. Winnipeg is a shitty team that fires its' coach. Finally. #PensDong. A cool thing for Tomas Tatar. Shaq. Ryan Miller is insane. Assloads of GIFs. Peyton Manning loves Omaha and just wants a beer. And substitute teachers. It's Monday.

Thursday Links - I'm Not There This Time

Blues in Cal/Gary. I'm not there. Halak back in goal. Beyond Checkerdome. Inglourious Backes. Fuck Chicago. League-wide attendance is good. Good on Landeskog. Respect for Ray Ratto and Dan LeBatard. And more Jay & Dan. Za Hockeez.

Wednesday Links - Future's So Bright . . .

. . . the Blues gotta wear shades. Win over Edmonton. Love from Down Goes Brown. Olympic additions. More goalies. More Olympics. Team S.N.U.B. American beer cans from Canada. Velveeta shortage. And blatant cheap shot attempts. Hump day!

Tuesday Links - Lighting Oil Fields On Fire

Blues in Edmonton. Analyzing goaltending replacements. Elliott second star. Sobotka to Sochi, Polak not so much. North American Junior failures. Mikko Koivu injured. Man catches puck while holding baby. And so much more. It's game day!

Monday Links - Coffee With Your Snowmageddon?

Prospects. More goalie debate. An old emergency backup gets another shot. Manon Rheaume lives. Excessive drinking in Iowa, even by our standards. And more Jay & Dan. Have some coffee with your snowmageddon, will you?

Thursday Late Open Bar - Need A Bloody Mary?

Blues host Kings. Winter Classic. America. Onrait/O'Toole commercial outtakes. And . . . not much else. So grab a seat, flag down the nearest bartender and get yourself a damn spicy Bloody Mary for your two-day hangover. And tip your bartender.

Auld Link Syne - Keepin' Dat Belt

Blues beat Wild(s). Chris Stewart's face asplode. JayBO-face. Dion Phaneuf: Paper Counter. Winter Classic. No appeal for Thornton. Awesomeness from the Lightning(s). WJC. Suck it, Indiana. And Pat Sajak gon' DRANK. Happy motherfuckin' New Year.

Tuesday Links - Once More With Feeling, 2013!

Blues meet Wild(s). Attendance issues. Outdoor games getting old already. [REDACTED] Conference III week in review. Memes. Tweets. Average Jimmy Howard on Team USA? Wrestling dinner theater. And Jay & Dan again. Click on things.

Monday Links - Retaining The Conference III Belt

Blues beat Dallas. Blues own Conference III. GIF. Prospect Sunday. #USABestHockey. Blue Jackets player undresses Pens defenseman. SHARK. Football sadness. And the same Goddamn song over and over and over and over again. Grab an extra cup of coffee.

Sunday Links - Beating Chicago Is Fun!

Blues win in dance-off. Fuck Chicago. Dmitrij Jaskin had himself a day. Steen out. Seidenberg done for season. Phaneuf gon' get PAID. Canada roster. Broken cups. Soccer miss from one yard out. Zero fucks given. And helping the deaf. Sunday Sinday!

Saturday Links - Today's Paper Headline Will Rule

Blackhawks at Blues. Fuck Chicago. Injury updates. Fenwick error. Prospect teaser. Insane USHL goal. Winter Classic musings. Trending Topics. Mad, then happy, soccer fans. Oompa Loompas. And the Blues Brothers. Grab a coffee and get to clickin'.

Friday Links - Jake Doty Goes HAM

No hockey games. Jake Doty goes HAM. Kurker goes AMERICA. WJC. Geordies. Tim Howard being dumb. And the Calgary Hitmen wish you a Merry Christmas. Welcome your temporary Weekend Overlord.

Thursday Links - Quebecois Invasion

Blues host Habs tonight. The Schnoz gets a raise. Beyond Checkerdome. Tom Stillman, interviewed. Hockey year in review. Engelland suspended. Sydney Opera House in Legos. And Barry Hinson is crazy. I'm taking a week off after this.

Wednesday Open Bar - Effort Gets Us Nowhere

God I hope David Backes comes back soon. If you don't think the team misses him, watch last night's game. The team misses him. Anyway, light links for your hump day.

Tuesday Links - Negativity Might Be Okay Right Now

Blues lose. Backes hurt, probably concussed. Blues vs. Sharks tonight. Yeah, last night sucked and tonight might be worse. But hey, see some last-minute hockey-related Christmas gift ideas and a Blues' holiday video and its' outtakes!

Monday Open Bar - LOLtawa


Not much on links today, so belly up . . . and click on a few links and a couple videos while you're at it.

Thursday Links - Ontario Teams and Beer

Blues host the Leafs. More Corsi error. Podcast. Old Christmas stuff. Pension Plan Puppets. The Rivermen are dead to me. MOAR SUSPENSIONZ!!1! Good thing the Blues didn't get Weiss. Sriracha shortage. Ontario sucks. (Maybe.) And beer. Happy Thursday.

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