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We accept the fact that we aren't your normal stats-driven baseball blog. But we think you're crazy to tell us who you think we should be. You see us as you want to see the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a believer in rainbows...a unicorn artist...a comedian...a writer...a purveyor of dolphin porn...and a Padre fan.

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Padres Intend To Keep Edinson Volquez


Jon Heyman is reporting the Padres plan on keeping Volquez.

Union-Tribune Launches Paywall


The U-T will now charge non-subscribers for full access to material on its website.

John Moores might wind up back in control of the Padres


"John Moores might wind up back in control if Jeff Moorad can't meet his financial obligations..."

Randy Ready Got Fired


Padres announce that 5 members of Manager Bud Black’s coaching staff back for the '12 season. Randy Ready will not return as hitting coach.


GLB "Meat" & Greet* - UPDATE

  ***Should we all meet at the T Gwynn Statue at the top of the 5th inning? Does that work for everybody?*** _...

Hideki Irabu Is Dead


Irabu was found dead at his home in Los Angeles, and police are investigating it as a suicide.


To my fellow Padre fans who have apparently lost their minds...

It has become apparent to me that some of you are actually rooting for the San Francisco Giants to win the World Series. What in the hell is wrong with you? What is this whole "Oh! I'm rooting...

"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when...


"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most, it stops."

- Former MLB Commissioner Bart Giamatti

GLB Meet & Greet* Info

So...the long-awaited Chinese Heritage Day is just a few short days away and I was hoping we could hammer out some concrete details as to where and when we should meet and get an idea of just how...

Ladies & Gentleman, the St. Louis Cardinals...


Ladies & Gentleman, the St. Louis Cardinals...

Stephen Strasburg 'probably' needs Tommy John surgery, will miss 12 to 18 months


Stephen Strasburg 'probably' needs Tommy John surgery, will miss 12 to 18 months

The Washington Post

GLB Meet & Greet

So, here's the deal. I'm rolling into San Diego for a long weekend at the end of September. jodes has reluctantly agreed to meet me....but there are some stipulations. She will only meet me in a...


I Hate The San Francisco Giants

Have you ever gotten over the joy of a sweep as quickly as after this particular sweep of the Pirates? I hated the fact that going into this series there was all that talk about how we had to sweep...


Smells Like Padres In Here - "The Day After" Edition

I don't think I've ever done one of these without a hangover....and I don't really remember how to even do this...   Padres get blasted by 9-0 by the f*cking Dodgers and Vicente Padilla. Jed Hoyer....


Fear and Loathing in The District: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the Nationals Park Stars & Stripes Club

I make it to Peter's in just under 2 1/2 hours. I had the air cranking the entire ride and when I open the door to get out the heat punches me in the face.  East Coast heat and humidity are the...


Padre Pitchers Will Watch The All-Star Game On TV

Lowest team ERA in all of baseball. Lowest batting average against in all of baseball. Lowest team WHIP in all of baseball. More strikeouts than any other team in baseball. Given up fewer runs than...


We hate the Giants & Dodgers So Much We OT Their Games Just To Root Against Them

Let the hate flow through you Padre fans. I know we all despise the Red Sox and the Yankees (except you 'Tec....dirty yankee lover)....but we can all agree: WE HATE THE F*CKING DODGERS AND THE...


May Beards = Padre Wins. True Story.

  It's May 14th and our boys have just completed the greatest sweep of a division rival in years. So...I think it's a good time to check in on those May Beards in The GLB.  Don't be shy about...

Dave Roberts Has Lymphoma


Dave Roberts is being treated for Hodgkin's lymphoma.

Brian Giles Retires


"After several days of workouts last week, he said the knee wasn't responding as well as he had hoped."

Milton Bradley: "Prisoner In My Own Home"


"I was a prisoner in my own home," he said. "I pretty much stayed at home, ordered in every day, never went anywhere."


All-Time Most Hated Padres By Position

All-Time Most Hated Padres By Position

Rays Sign Matt Bush


Rays signed RHP Matt Bush to a minor league contract.

Fowler's Five-Steal Night Among '09's Best


Really? What's the big deal? Pretty sure Ron Mexico could swipe at least two bags off of CY.

Peter Gammons Leaving ESPN


Baseball Hall of Fame journalist Peter Gammons has decided to pursue new endeavors and will no longer be a contributor to ESPN after this week’s winter meetings.

Richmond Flying Squirrels Baseball


The Giants Double-A Affiliate unveiled their new logo today. It's actually pretty cool.

Yet Another Reason To Hate Red Sox Fans


This a-hole wants to know if the Padres would be interested in Papelbon...Jesus Lopez.

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