We know that the Florida International game wasn't exactly the most exciting game we'll have all year, but the Reverend Doctor tells us that even it was foretold in the Great Tome of Saban.  With today's entry on the Church of Saban, the RevDoc will fill us in one what happened after the March of the Golden Panthers, and what fate awaited them when they arrived in the Promised Lands.  I'll have to say, I think the message to the Panthers' general after the battle was more intriguing than the battle itself.

Go read it at the Church of Saban.

Oh, and don't forget to visit BryantDrive, where we will soon be previewing the upcoming UT/Florida "game".

The Reverend Doctor is at it again, and this time he wants to tell you the place of this seemingly meaningless game in the greater view of "The Process." 

This preview contains everything needed for good family fun:  drinking to excess, merrymaking, and the word "vagabond", which is a really funny word.  Oh, and just for good measure, he threw Julio's real first name in there as well (a name that we think should be on the back of his jersey...it's that awesome).

Check it out at the Church of Saban.

Admit it.  You love him....but half the time, you don't know what he's saying.  It's really OK to admit it...I mean, the mystery that is Saban is not easily unraveled.

But still, we want to help.  We want to help you impress your friends and colleagues as you nod approvingly when he's explaining how something is relative to something else.  We want you to feel the competitive spirit.  We want you to be at the top of YOUR administrative groupings.

Therefore, BryantDrive has prepared you a primer in beginning Sabanics.  Read and learn, and you too can speak Saban!

Learn to Speak Saban at BryantDrive.

Well, we knew we shouldn't trust him...after only one post on BryantDrive, the Reverend Doctor has opened shop back up over at The Church of Saban.  He has his Va Tech wrapup post out, and it appears like he is off his meds, as always.

We'll keep providing links to his stuff at BryantDrive as well, because, frankly, I'm sort of afraid of what he might do to us if we don't.  Never question a man with a beard that touches his knees. 

The Church of Saban

Many Alabama fans, myself included, really enjoyed the musings of The Reverend Doctor, a mysterious figure who delighted readers with his pre-game "prophecies" that read like they came right out of a Tolkien novel.  Unfortunately, it seemed that the losses to Florida and Utah were too much for him to take, and he vanished...some thought forever.

Well, at BryantDrive we took it upon ourselves to track him down.  We found him living in a cave along the banks of the Black Warrior River, where he had been deep in meditation.  At first, he was loathe to speak to us...but an offer of a free quarter pounder with cheese and a case of Old Milwaukee quickly loosened his tongue.  He told us that during his meditation, "The Dark Lord Saban came to me in a dream, and he told me to go into the wilderness, and there I would find new texts that tell of his greatness.  He asked me if I would seek them out, and I said, 'aight.'" 

Thankfully, the Reverend Doctor, after a much needed bath, has agreed to share his insights with us once again...this time, at BryantDrive.  We can only hope his wisdom brings to us enlightenment.....and much ad revenue.  His tale of the "battle" to come is now up for your perusal.