Few NFL rules irritate me more than the excessive celebration rule, which penalizes the offending team 15 yards on its subsequent kickoff. Considering how NFL rules are already skewed to favor offenses, requiring a team to kick off from its own 15-yard line dramatically increases the chance of the opposing team scoring on its subsequent possession. Even if the kickoff return is well-defended, the offense needs only a couple of first downs to get into field goal range.

If the league views the act as highly offensive, large fines and even suspensions can be issued. The main change: Stay on your feet. No more push-ups, sit-ups, boat-rowing, snow angels or worm crawls. Not that the rulemakers want the NFL to be labeled the No Fun League ? ?

"The ball can't be a baby, bottle of beer, telephone, gear shift, or oar,"the pylons cannot be used as a prop either  said league supervisor of officials . .

An exception is made for players doing a Lambeau Leap

Players are still  able to spike, spin or dunk the ball over the goal post. Chad Johnson can even run to the sideline and propose to a Ben-Gal cheerleader, so long as he doesn't get down on one knee. Neither can he use a football as an engagement ring. players can still dance unless it goes on too long. Then, officials will warn them to stop. If they dont, it's a 15-yard penalty

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