Esskay

Eat More Esskay

  • joined Dec 22, 2008
  • last login Jul 29, 2014
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A 30-year-old life-long Marylander whose first sporting love was baseball. He likes Star Wars way too much to ever be considered a normal person. As his handle may suggest, he thinks that no trip to Camden Yards is complete without eating an Esskay hot dog, with the ketchup on one side of the bun and the mustard on the other. His real name is Mark.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Baltimore Orioles
  • NFL Baltimore Ravens
  • NCAAB Maryland Terrapins
Recent Activity
Xavier Avery doesn't matter
Commented on Orioles trade rumors: Other teams feel O's are unwilling to deal Kevin Gausman, Dylan Bundy, Hunter Harvey on Jul 29 2014, 7:43p
If he doesn't make a terrible throw (or gloves the ball at all) easy out at home
Commented on Game 105: Angels (63-41) @ Orioles (58-46), 7:05 on Jul 29 2014, 7:41p - 2 replies
Field your position, dammit
Commented on Game 105: Angels (63-41) @ Orioles (58-46), 7:05 on Jul 29 2014, 7:38p
Mama will be pleased, Adam
Commented on Game 105: Angels (63-41) @ Orioles (58-46), 7:05 on Jul 29 2014, 7:23p
The beats said earlier he got sent home
Commented on Game 105: Angels (63-41) @ Orioles (58-46), 7:05 on Jul 29 2014, 7:13p - 1 reply
Game 105: Angels (63-41) @ Orioles (58-46), 7:05
Posted on Jul 29 2014, 6:30p
Pretty sure Nats ratings were significantly below the O's to begin with, as well
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 5:36p - 1 reply
That's like two and a half Tours de France
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 5:20p
I think there's something to be said for trying to seize the AL East in a weak year
Commented on Orioles trade rumors: Other teams feel O's are unwilling to deal Kevin Gausman, Dylan Bundy, Hunter Harvey on Jul 29 2014, 5:06p - 2 replies
Seems to be exactly what happened
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 4:29p
Rovell will repackage it and be all over it, I'm sure
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 4:12p
I doubt that it'll end up going that direction
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 4:10p
He was going to take the last word regardless of whether you offered it
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 4:09p - 2 replies
Trade rumor post
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 4:09p - 1 reply
Orioles trade rumors: Other teams feel O's are unwilling to deal Kevin Gausman, Dylan Bundy, Hunter Harvey
Posted on Jul 29 2014, 4:08p
I don't know who Selig thinks he's kidding by trying to scare Angelos off of a lawsuit
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 4:04p - 1 reply
P.S. Fuck the Nats
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 3:53p - 1 reply
Well, this looks fun
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 3:53p - 6 replies
OK, here are your lineups
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 3:44p
Angels @ Orioles lineups for Tuesday night
Posted on Jul 29 2014, 3:42p
.445 OPS against Weaver on top of the fact that he's awful right now
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 3:38p - 1 reply
Lineup post will be going up as soon as the Angels release theirs
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 3:35p - 1 reply
Only if the ledge is because he's on a boat that's about to go over Niagara Falls
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 3:35p - 1 reply
Haha, it sure does
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 3:33p - 2 replies
Not sure if serious
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 3:29p - 2 replies
I'm the last person to make fun of anyone else mishearing song lyrics
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 3:22p
You could cut ties with all the lies that you've been living in
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 3:20p - 1 reply
What a world we live in
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 3:14p
People have viewed that about as much as any other non-BD post today
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 1:51p
The only Ravens guy I follow on Twitter is Jeff Z, so I don't know about any of that stuff
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 1:48p
Nothing so exciting as all of that
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 1:25p
Much like baseball, everyone is having the best training camp of his life
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 1:22p - 1 reply
I could not begin to guess
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 1:11p
Stacey and I get to look at Google Analytics
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 1:07p - 1 reply
Right now, there are 92 people on Camden Chat
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 1:01p - 4 replies
I assumed Shai-Hulud
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 12:51p
According to Cot's, he gets a one time $500k bonus if traded
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 12:31p - 1 reply
I wonder if that was intentional
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 12:16p - 1 reply
Fly home from LA
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 11:56a
It's probably a .jpg, if we're getting technical
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jul 29 2014, 11:50a - 1 reply
Lester is a free agent after this year, so, there won't be any draft pick stuff tied to him for anybody if he gets traded
Commented on Orioles trade rumors: Team has contacted Red Sox about Jon Lester on Jul 28 2014, 10:33p - 1 reply
The O's got a taste of that sweet regression with Francisco Rodriguez last year
Commented on Orioles trade rumors: Team has contacted Red Sox about Jon Lester on Jul 28 2014, 10:30p
The Orioles have six games left against the Red Sox
Commented on Orioles trade rumors: Team has contacted Red Sox about Jon Lester on Jul 28 2014, 9:26p
If they wanted McLouth back, he would have been back
Commented on Orioles trade rumors: Team has contacted Red Sox about Jon Lester on Jul 28 2014, 9:21p - 1 reply
We haven't had a major player become a free agent since the winning started
Commented on Orioles trade rumors: Team has contacted Red Sox about Jon Lester on Jul 28 2014, 7:58p - 2 replies
Here is a Jon Lester thing
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 6:27p
Orioles trade rumors: Team has contacted Red Sox about Jon Lester
Posted on Jul 28 2014, 6:26p
I'd say it's more like he's been embroiled in a scandal
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 5:34p - 1 reply
Probably nothing
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 4:42p
I've heard that at Yankee Stadium they don't let you go pee during God Bless America
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 4:28p - 1 reply
I think Pudge and Vlad will get a lot of support, but probably not at Mussina's expense since they're hitters
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 3:30p - 1 reply
There are many silly things about the HOF voting process
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 3:25p
I didn't even mean the first ballot business
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 3:20p - 2 replies
I believe the majority of voters did not utilize all ten available voting spots
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 3:07p - 1 reply
Being a cat state is a demerit? Sounds more like a demerit to Damerell to me
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 3:01p - 2 replies
See, you know what's up
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 2:16p
Then one person who's smuggling heroin or something gets out and gets on a ship, which crosses the ocean...
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 2:13p - 1 reply
Zombie movies are basically Ebola scare movies
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 2:08p - 2 replies
Great minds think alike
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 2:02p
The floppy disk part was funny
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 2:01p
I read something not too long ago about how there's awful morale in those units
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 1:56p - 4 replies
And Matusz has never been cheap
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 1:51p
The upcoming ballot adds Johnson, Pedro, Smoltz
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 1:43p - 2 replies
Good thing the Padres don't have a GM or he'd be very upset
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jul 28 2014, 1:00p
Wow
Commented on Orioles 3, Mariners 2 (10): Machado knocks in two, scores one in O's win on Jul 28 2014, 2:24a
This is insane and awesome
Commented on Orioles 3, Mariners 2 (10): Machado knocks in two, scores one in O's win on Jul 27 2014, 11:24p
for Adam Jones (2 2B, 2 R)
Voted on Jul 27 2014, 11:21p
Game thread now exists
Commented on Sunday Bird Droppings on Jul 27 2014, 4:29p
Twitter observers seem to think Jones and Coleman get along and are just clowning on each other for fun
Commented on Orioles take 4-3 loss to Mariners as O's get only three hits while Bud Norris struggles on Jul 26 2014, 9:42p
Adam Jones called Coleman a slapdick
Commented on Orioles take 4-3 loss to Mariners as O's get only three hits while Bud Norris struggles on Jul 26 2014, 7:59p - 3 replies
Suckfest has been recapped
Commented on Game 103: Orioles (57-45) @ Mariners (53-50), 4:10 p.m. ET on Jul 26 2014, 7:36p
Orioles take 4-3 loss to Mariners as O's get only three hits while Bud Norris struggles
Posted on Jul 26 2014, 7:35p
Worthless David Lough
Commented on Game 103: Orioles (57-45) @ Mariners (53-50), 4:10 p.m. ET on Jul 26 2014, 7:01p - 1 reply
Got to work that platoon advantage
Commented on Game 103: Orioles (57-45) @ Mariners (53-50), 4:10 p.m. ET on Jul 26 2014, 6:58p
Flahrt-Hundley for the 9th, so it'll probably have to be another two out rally that comes up short
Commented on Game 103: Orioles (57-45) @ Mariners (53-50), 4:10 p.m. ET on Jul 26 2014, 6:41p - 1 reply
Two innings in 12 pitches
Commented on Game 103: Orioles (57-45) @ Mariners (53-50), 4:10 p.m. ET on Jul 26 2014, 6:28p - 1 reply
Saw something last night about how they'd batted .182 over the previous five games
Commented on Game 103: Orioles (57-45) @ Mariners (53-50), 4:10 p.m. ET on Jul 26 2014, 6:00p
The inevitable letdown game after the last two solid wins
Commented on Game 103: Orioles (57-45) @ Mariners (53-50), 4:10 p.m. ET on Jul 26 2014, 5:58p - 1 reply
Too bad that rally didn't get started until there was already two outs
Commented on Game 103: Orioles (57-45) @ Mariners (53-50), 4:10 p.m. ET on Jul 26 2014, 5:37p - 1 reply
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