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Esskay

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A 29-year old life-long Marylander whose first sporting love was baseball. He likes Star Wars way too much to ever be considered a normal person. As his handle may suggest, he thinks that no trip to Camden Yards is complete without eating an Esskay hot dog, with the ketchup on one side of the bun and the mustard on the other. His real name is Mark.

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  • mlb Baltimore Orioles
  • nfl Baltimore Ravens
  • ncaab Maryland Terrapins
Recent Activity
You are right. I should have remembered that.
Commented on Orioles 13, Tigers 3: Davis' pair of homers fuel rout as O's take series in Detroit on Jun 19 2013, 5:41p
If he keeps homering at this pace he'll have 52 homers after game 144
Commented on Orioles 13, Tigers 3: Davis' pair of homers fuel rout as O's take series in Detroit on Jun 19 2013, 5:37p - 2 replies
for Taylor Teagarden (Earl Weaver Special)
Voted on Jun 19 2013, 5:12p
Game has been recapped
Commented on Game 73: Orioles (41-31) @ Tigers (39-30), 1:08 on Jun 19 2013, 5:12p
Orioles 13, Tigers 3: Davis' pair of homers fuel rout as O's take series in Detroit
Posted on Jun 19 2013, 5:11p
L!
Commented on Game 73: Orioles (41-31) @ Tigers (39-30), 1:08 on Jun 19 2013, 4:23p - 2 replies
I'd let TJ have the 8th unless he falls apart
Commented on Game 73: Orioles (41-31) @ Tigers (39-30), 1:08 on Jun 19 2013, 3:51p
It's .259
Commented on Game 73: Orioles (41-31) @ Tigers (39-30), 1:08 on Jun 19 2013, 3:49p - 1 reply
"Fuck it, it's Bryan Holaday. Wheels up, fellas."
Commented on Game 73: Orioles (41-31) @ Tigers (39-30), 1:08 on Jun 19 2013, 3:26p
Starter ERA: 13th in AL
Commented on Game 73: Orioles (41-31) @ Tigers (39-30), 1:08 on Jun 19 2013, 2:52p
Not as much time to get drunk before a day game
Commented on Game 73: Orioles (41-31) @ Tigers (39-30), 1:08 on Jun 19 2013, 2:43p - 2 replies
Chris Davis flicks his arms and the ball goes out, opposite field
Commented on Game 73: Orioles (41-31) @ Tigers (39-30), 1:08 on Jun 19 2013, 2:09p - 2 replies
This is a very Orioles way to waste the leadoff man getting on base
Commented on Game 73: Orioles (41-31) @ Tigers (39-30), 1:08 on Jun 19 2013, 1:13p - 1 reply
4-13 was just me being stupid
Commented on Game 73: Orioles (41-31) @ Tigers (39-30), 1:08 on Jun 19 2013, 1:09p
I made the erroneous assumption that a number on Roch's blog was correct
Commented on Game 73: Orioles (41-31) @ Tigers (39-30), 1:08 on Jun 19 2013, 1:06p - 1 reply
People will only flip out if it turns out he was working on NSA spying or something
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Jun 19 2013, 12:38p - 1 reply
Game thread time is upon us
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Jun 19 2013, 12:29p - 1 reply
Game 73: Orioles (41-31) @ Tigers (39-30), 1:08
Posted on Jun 19 2013, 12:29p
for J.J. Hardy (3-for-4, HR)
Voted on Jun 18 2013, 11:24p
It's the World Series
Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 10:23p
Big comebacks (especially against Boston or New York) and taking/tying division lead
Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 10:21p - 2 replies
S!
Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 10:05p
L!
Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 10:05p
I!
Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 10:04p
It's that time
Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 9:59p
No, you chill the fuck out.
Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 9:45p - 2 replies
This is exactly the kind of thing I am talking about
Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 9:45p - 4 replies
I have a hard time believing you actually believe that
Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 9:43p - 1 reply
I wasn't referring to your analysis, Marylander.
Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 9:43p - 2 replies
I wouldn't want this blog to be judged for strike zone whining
Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 9:40p - 3 replies
Well, that's about as awful of a rogering as you can get
Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 9:27p
Field your position!
Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 8:46p - 2 replies
Still two teams between them and the O's
Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 8:45p
20 fewer pitches than Verlander through the same number of innings
Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 8:27p
He sucked last year even with Manny and Hardy on the left side for most of his starts
Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 8:19p - 2 replies
It's actually stupid how good Machado is
Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 8:17p - 1 reply
Until nobody can hit in the World Series
Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 7:54p
When Laz Diaz botches in your favor
Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 7:23p
"Zach Britton is a winning major league pitcher," Jim Hunter says, attempting to comfort
Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 6:48p
Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08
Posted on Jun 18 2013, 6:30p
That's an angle I hadn't considered
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jun 18 2013, 5:13p
I don't think Dan Duquette will give a shit if he has to DFA Ishikawa to get him off the roster
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jun 18 2013, 5:03p - 1 reply
No reason to assume Ishikawa will be a permanent fixture
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jun 18 2013, 5:00p - 1 reply
Pearce is an OF
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jun 18 2013, 4:50p
If I was them I'd rather see anyone other than Wells
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jun 18 2013, 4:39p
You mean the Republican president who started two wars should have thought it through?
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jun 18 2013, 3:25p - 1 reply
for SNIPED METS FAN
Voted on Jun 18 2013, 2:14p
I guess you couldn't get up and leave in the middle of your wedding
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jun 18 2013, 2:12p - 1 reply
This is my greatest fear about someday having wedding photos
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jun 18 2013, 1:13p - 2 replies
Did someone call you a gaijin?
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jun 18 2013, 12:44p - 1 reply
Molina debuted at 21 vs. Wieters debuting at 23
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jun 18 2013, 12:42p
One month later: How do Orioles hitters stack up by position against the rest of the league?
Posted on Jun 18 2013, 11:00a
I think Britton could throw a perfect game tomorrow and might then still get demoted afterwards
Commented on Orioles 1, Tigers 5: Scherzer dazzles and Arrieta squanders what may be his last chance in O's loss on Jun 18 2013, 1:42a - 1 reply
Yeah...
Commented on Orioles 1, Tigers 5: Scherzer dazzles and Arrieta squanders what may be his last chance in O's loss on Jun 18 2013, 1:31a - 1 reply
Britton hasn't replaced anyone in the past tense, because his call-up isn't official
Commented on Orioles 1, Tigers 5: Scherzer dazzles and Arrieta squanders what may be his last chance in O's loss on Jun 18 2013, 12:29a
Not like "grow the arms, buy the bats" worked out for MacPhail
Commented on Orioles 1, Tigers 5: Scherzer dazzles and Arrieta squanders what may be his last chance in O's loss on Jun 18 2013, 12:17a
Possibly Travis Ishikawa being called up tomorrow
Commented on Orioles 1, Tigers 5: Scherzer dazzles and Arrieta squanders what may be his last chance in O's loss on Jun 18 2013, 12:13a - 2 replies
The other options were Britton (needed for Tuesday), Jair Jurrjens, and Josh Stinson
Commented on Orioles 1, Tigers 5: Scherzer dazzles and Arrieta squanders what may be his last chance in O's loss on Jun 18 2013, 12:06a - 1 reply
It's possible they will reverse course and start Gausman tomorrow
Commented on Orioles 1, Tigers 5: Scherzer dazzles and Arrieta squanders what may be his last chance in O's loss on Jun 17 2013, 10:27p - 1 reply
Arrieta's already been demoted, no shock.
Commented on Orioles 1, Tigers 5: Scherzer dazzles and Arrieta squanders what may be his last chance in O's loss on Jun 17 2013, 10:23p - 1 reply
Suckfest recapped
Commented on Game 71: Orioles (40-30) @ Tigers (38-29), 7:08 on Jun 17 2013, 10:09p
Orioles 1, Tigers 5: Scherzer dazzles and Arrieta squanders what may be his last chance in O's loss
Posted on Jun 17 2013, 10:08p
Any time you give up ten hits in 4.2 IP, it's bad
Commented on Game 71: Orioles (40-30) @ Tigers (38-29), 7:08 on Jun 17 2013, 8:58p
Only one walk, and that was an IBB
Commented on Game 71: Orioles (40-30) @ Tigers (38-29), 7:08 on Jun 17 2013, 8:57p - 1 reply
It's cute that you thought he was ever going to make it 6
Commented on Game 71: Orioles (40-30) @ Tigers (38-29), 7:08 on Jun 17 2013, 8:55p
Roch getting feisty
Commented on Game 71: Orioles (40-30) @ Tigers (38-29), 7:08 on Jun 17 2013, 8:45p - 1 reply
Well, maybe tomorrow, gang.
Commented on Game 71: Orioles (40-30) @ Tigers (38-29), 7:08 on Jun 17 2013, 8:43p
Agreed
Commented on Game 71: Orioles (40-30) @ Tigers (38-29), 7:08 on Jun 17 2013, 8:41p
Ugh, how do you watch that one sail by?
Commented on Game 71: Orioles (40-30) @ Tigers (38-29), 7:08 on Jun 17 2013, 8:38p
Hammel will be back by Friday. Probably so will MiGo, for that matter.
Commented on Game 71: Orioles (40-30) @ Tigers (38-29), 7:08 on Jun 17 2013, 8:11p - 1 reply
They announced it would be Britton, so I'm guessing it'll be him regardless
Commented on Game 71: Orioles (40-30) @ Tigers (38-29), 7:08 on Jun 17 2013, 7:49p - 1 reply
Gonzalez left at 4:30... and this is the first we heard of it? Heh.
Commented on Game 71: Orioles (40-30) @ Tigers (38-29), 7:08 on Jun 17 2013, 7:43p - 3 replies
I think it's been more than just the occasional rainout for some teams
Commented on Game 71: Orioles (40-30) @ Tigers (38-29), 7:08 on Jun 17 2013, 7:14p - 2 replies
Game thread time has arrived
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jun 17 2013, 6:31p
Game 71: Orioles (40-30) @ Tigers (38-29), 7:08
Posted on Jun 17 2013, 6:30p
A post for Team Britton
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jun 17 2013, 6:12p - 1 reply
Orioles rotation news: Hammel unlikely to pitch Tuesday, Britton expected
Posted on Jun 17 2013, 6:12p
The Tides website says Wada tonight
Commented on Baltimore Orioles @ Detroit Tigers lineups - June 17 on Jun 17 2013, 4:28p - 1 reply
Dickerson is like five years older than Jones
Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jun 17 2013, 4:22p - 3 replies
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