
Eat More Esskay
Dec 22, 2008 Dec 15, 2009 3 1790
A 25 year old college slacker and life-long Marylander whose first sporting love was baseball. He likes Star Wars way too much to ever be considered a normal person. Always loved numbers and loved baseball because it is a game full of numbers; however, he's a pretty bad stat-head and gets lost with anything more complicated than WHIP and OPS. As his handle may suggest, he thinks that no trip to Camden Yards is complete without eating an Esskay hot dog, with the ketchup on one side of the bun and the mustard on the other. He could talk about himself a lot more but has the sneaking suspicion that no one cares.
a fan of
Baltimore Orioles
Baltimore Ravens
Maryland Terrapins
Recent activity
Commented Here's my argument for Tony Batista on The Baltimore Orioles All-Awful Lineup: 2000-2009 on Camden Chat - 12/14/09 6:32 PM EST
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Commented U Might Be Communist on Ravens Tame Lions, 48-3 on Baltimore Beatdown - 12/13/09 8:05 PM EST
Commented Chess! on Ravens Tame Lions, 48-3 on Baltimore Beatdown - 12/13/09 6:47 PM EST
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Commented Surely, not a coincidence. on Friday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 12/11/09 4:25 PM EST
Commented I really hope this doesn't mean more Rick Dempsey. on Thursday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 12/10/09 7:27 PM EST
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Commented I got the one about the fish. on Thursday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 12/10/09 2:48 PM EST
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Commented Well, carp. No more Screech. on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 12/08/09 12:57 PM EST
Commented Well, his knee was on the ground on MNF: Ravens-Packers 'Open Thread' on Baltimore Beatdown - 12/07/09 9:09 PM EST
Commented Steelers lose, Patriots lose, Redskins lose... on NFL Picks & Pans: Week 13 on Baltimore Beatdown - 12/06/09 4:52 PM EST
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Commented It even snowed in places like Baton Rouge and Chattanooga today on Saturday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 12/05/09 1:02 PM EST
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Commented Snow! on Saturday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 12/05/09 12:38 PM EST
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Commented ...looks like he works on a ship... on Nick "Blackbeard" Markakis helped light the Washington Monument in Mt. Vernon Thursday night. on Camden Chat - 12/04/09 7:48 PM EST
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Commented Wow, we are talkative today! on Friday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 12/04/09 1:31 PM EST
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Commented I think it should be called the Battle for the Oregon Trail on Thursday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 12/03/09 7:16 PM EST
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Commented What does the Civil War have to do with Oregon? on Thursday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 12/03/09 6:03 PM EST
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Commented Seriously, it's delicious on Off-Topic: 100 Things Area Foodies Must Try on Camden Chat - 12/03/09 12:44 AM EST
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Commented The list doesn't specify vinegar, though! on Off-Topic: 100 Things Area Foodies Must Try on Camden Chat - 12/03/09 12:42 AM EST
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Commented Which part is confusing? The marshmallow or the snowball? on Off-Topic: 100 Things Area Foodies Must Try on Camden Chat - 12/02/09 5:41 PM EST
Commented There are places where you don't put marshmallow on snowballs? on Off-Topic: 100 Things Area Foodies Must Try on Camden Chat - 12/02/09 5:14 PM EST
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Commented Please make me a case for or against the following: on 2010 Hall of Fame Vote on Camden Chat - 12/02/09 5:08 PM EST
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Commented OK, I'm a blank slate. Sway me. on 2010 Hall of Fame Vote on Camden Chat - 12/01/09 6:31 PM EST
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Commented That was beautiful. on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 12/01/09 3:23 PM EST
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Recommended You raise them to root for a team on Camden Chat - 12/01/09 3:22 PM EST
Commented DO NOT WANT on Rumor: O's inquire about Kevin Millwood on Camden Chat - 11/30/09 11:21 PM EST
Commented Shh... it's okay. Neither do I! on Monday Morning Open Thread on Camden Chat - 11/30/09 5:55 PM EST
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Commented I was going for the Seinfeld reference. on Monday Morning Open Thread on Camden Chat - 11/30/09 5:28 PM EST
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Commented Not that there's anything wrong with it, if he does on Monday Morning Open Thread on Camden Chat - 11/30/09 5:18 PM EST
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Commented That would be one heck of a crossover on Monday Morning Open Thread on Camden Chat - 11/30/09 2:45 PM EST
Commented Mariner's Revenge, my #1 song for road trips on Monday Morning Open Thread on Camden Chat - 11/30/09 1:42 PM EST
Commented I did this in middle school on Friday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 11/27/09 8:06 PM EST
Commented I draw the line at burning the Maryland flag! :P on Friday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 11/27/09 3:59 PM EST
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Commented Only if you care about college football on Friday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 11/27/09 1:10 PM EST
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Commented Better luck in San Diego, Nostradhames on Liz Claimed Off Waivers; No One Cares on Camden Chat - 11/25/09 5:26 PM EST
Commented CUT THAT MEAT! CUT THAT MEAT! on Monday Bird Droppings - Orioles News &Links on Camden Chat - 11/23/09 2:18 PM EST
Commented Used to, but not any more on Monday Bird Droppings - Orioles News &Links on Camden Chat - 11/23/09 2:17 PM EST
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Commented duck, was that a Wedding Crashers reference? on Monday Bird Droppings - Orioles News &Links on Camden Chat - 11/23/09 2:10 PM EST
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Commented There was NO REASON to do it there on Sunday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 11/22/09 4:24 PM EST
Commented I don't dispute anything you've laid out in this post on Thursday Bird Droppings - Orioles News and Links on Camden Chat - 11/19/09 2:35 PM EST
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Commented Hate is a pretty strong word on Thursday Bird Droppings - Orioles News and Links on Camden Chat - 11/19/09 1:37 PM EST
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Commented This is the part where I smolder with generic rage, right? on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 11/18/09 6:50 PM EST
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Commented And he didn't even name Arrieta on Congrats to Zack Greinke, AL Cy Young Winner on Camden Chat - 11/17/09 3:51 PM EST
Commented They'll want Luke Scott so he never has to play them any more on Trading for a True Ace? on Camden Chat - 11/16/09 5:25 PM EST

