Esskay

Eat More Esskay

  • joined Dec 22, 2008
  • last login Aug 20, 2014
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A 30-year-old life-long Marylander whose first sporting love was baseball. He likes Star Wars way too much to ever be considered a normal person. As his handle may suggest, he thinks that no trip to Camden Yards is complete without eating an Esskay hot dog, with the ketchup on one side of the bun and the mustard on the other. His real name is Mark.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Baltimore Orioles
  • NFL Baltimore Ravens
  • NCAAB Maryland Terrapins
Recent Activity
Orioles Minor League Rundown 8/20 - Affiliates all lose except for GCL
Posted on Aug 21 2014, 8:30a
Would you really want to eat a ballpark baked potato?
Commented on Orioles 4, White Sox 3: Birds sweep Sox behind dingers and strong efforts from Chen, O’Day on Aug 21 2014, 12:19a - 1 reply
Would you really want to eat a ballpark baked potato?
Commented on Orioles 4, White Sox 3: Birds sweep Sox behind dingers and strong efforts from Chen, O’Day on Aug 21 2014, 12:18a - 3 replies
Even after they get swept this weekend they'll still be 18 games over .500
Commented on Orioles 4, White Sox 3: Birds sweep Sox behind dingers and strong efforts from Chen, O’Day on Aug 21 2014, 12:04a - 3 replies
Four wins in a row, nine games up in the division, 21 games over .500
Commented on Orioles 4, White Sox 3: Birds sweep Sox behind dingers and strong efforts from Chen, O’Day on Aug 21 2014, 12:00a - 1 reply
for Darren O'Day (two clutch strikeouts)
Voted on Aug 20 2014, 11:43p
Fresh like his chicken
Commented on Game 125: Orioles (72-52) @ White Sox (59-67), 8:10 p.m. on Aug 20 2014, 11:11p - 1 reply
Are you talking about the Touchdown Tommy GIF?
Commented on Game 125: Orioles (72-52) @ White Sox (59-67), 8:10 p.m. on Aug 20 2014, 11:08p - 1 reply
P!
Commented on Game 125: Orioles (72-52) @ White Sox (59-67), 8:10 p.m. on Aug 20 2014, 10:51p
O!
Commented on Game 125: Orioles (72-52) @ White Sox (59-67), 8:10 p.m. on Aug 20 2014, 10:48p
I thought about ditching it for that reason
Commented on Game 125: Orioles (72-52) @ White Sox (59-67), 8:10 p.m. on Aug 20 2014, 10:45p
At least Abreu was dealt with last inning
Commented on Game 125: Orioles (72-52) @ White Sox (59-67), 8:10 p.m. on Aug 20 2014, 10:42p - 1 reply
It's been a while, but I'm deploying it
Commented on Game 125: Orioles (72-52) @ White Sox (59-67), 8:10 p.m. on Aug 20 2014, 10:41p - 2 replies
They're not going to win on Friday so it doesn't matter
Commented on Game 125: Orioles (72-52) @ White Sox (59-67), 8:10 p.m. on Aug 20 2014, 10:40p - 2 replies
one more pitch, Darren!
Commented on Game 125: Orioles (72-52) @ White Sox (59-67), 8:10 p.m. on Aug 20 2014, 10:30p
Now do the same to Avisail...
Commented on Game 125: Orioles (72-52) @ White Sox (59-67), 8:10 p.m. on Aug 20 2014, 10:28p
It was worth a shot
Commented on Game 125: Orioles (72-52) @ White Sox (59-67), 8:10 p.m. on Aug 20 2014, 10:25p - 1 reply
He's pregnant?
Commented on Game 125: Orioles (72-52) @ White Sox (59-67), 8:10 p.m. on Aug 20 2014, 10:23p - 1 reply
Gah, how did Schoop miss that one?
Commented on Game 125: Orioles (72-52) @ White Sox (59-67), 8:10 p.m. on Aug 20 2014, 10:22p
The waiver wire giveth, the waiver wire taketh away
Commented on Game 125: Orioles (72-52) @ White Sox (59-67), 8:10 p.m. on Aug 20 2014, 10:21p - 1 reply
I dunno, what do you think?
Commented on Game 125: Orioles (72-52) @ White Sox (59-67), 8:10 p.m. on Aug 20 2014, 10:19p
Don't blow it now, fellas
Commented on Game 125: Orioles (72-52) @ White Sox (59-67), 8:10 p.m. on Aug 20 2014, 10:16p - 1 reply
Oh, I know
Commented on Game 125: Orioles (72-52) @ White Sox (59-67), 8:10 p.m. on Aug 20 2014, 10:01p - 1 reply
I thought it was a NASCAR driver's jacket
Commented on Game 125: Orioles (72-52) @ White Sox (59-67), 8:10 p.m. on Aug 20 2014, 9:57p - 1 reply
It's not like it was an old or fat guy on third base either
Commented on Game 125: Orioles (72-52) @ White Sox (59-67), 8:10 p.m. on Aug 20 2014, 9:56p - 1 reply
He should have played that to get a running start on the throw, right?
Commented on Game 125: Orioles (72-52) @ White Sox (59-67), 8:10 p.m. on Aug 20 2014, 9:54p - 2 replies
Good throw gets him
Commented on Game 125: Orioles (72-52) @ White Sox (59-67), 8:10 p.m. on Aug 20 2014, 9:51p
Come on, Chen, you're not even near the Danger Zone yet
Commented on Game 125: Orioles (72-52) @ White Sox (59-67), 8:10 p.m. on Aug 20 2014, 9:50p - 2 replies
You're about to get called up from the reserves, bro
Commented on Game 125: Orioles (72-52) @ White Sox (59-67), 8:10 p.m. on Aug 20 2014, 9:39p - 1 reply
Mascot was trying his best to mess with Chen
Commented on Game 125: Orioles (72-52) @ White Sox (59-67), 8:10 p.m. on Aug 20 2014, 9:31p
That was a heck of a struggle for Konerko on that double
Commented on Game 125: Orioles (72-52) @ White Sox (59-67), 8:10 p.m. on Aug 20 2014, 9:26p
Will Glynn Davis help you get over Glenn Davis?
Commented on Game 125: Orioles (72-52) @ White Sox (59-67), 8:10 p.m. on Aug 20 2014, 9:06p - 1 reply
This fucking team, you guys
Commented on Game 125: Orioles (72-52) @ White Sox (59-67), 8:10 p.m. on Aug 20 2014, 9:00p
3.90 ERA on 4 days rest, 1.93 ERA on 5 days rest (only three starts though)
Commented on Game 125: Orioles (72-52) @ White Sox (59-67), 8:10 p.m. on Aug 20 2014, 8:40p
That we know about
Commented on Game 125: Orioles (72-52) @ White Sox (59-67), 8:10 p.m. on Aug 20 2014, 8:34p
I fully expect to lose both the Arrieta and Wada games this weekend
Commented on Game 125: Orioles (72-52) @ White Sox (59-67), 8:10 p.m. on Aug 20 2014, 8:22p
Because we are getting shut out tonight
Commented on Game 125: Orioles (72-52) @ White Sox (59-67), 8:10 p.m. on Aug 20 2014, 8:17p - 2 replies
Mechanical failure in getting the tarp unrolled, or some such
Commented on Game 125: Orioles (72-52) @ White Sox (59-67), 8:10 p.m. on Aug 20 2014, 8:13p - 1 reply
Sounds like Stacey and Paul aren't the only Orioles fans in attendance
Commented on Game 125: Orioles (72-52) @ White Sox (59-67), 8:10 p.m. on Aug 20 2014, 8:04p - 2 replies
I am impressed by your recollection of Major League 2
Commented on Game 125: Orioles (72-52) @ White Sox (59-67), 8:10 p.m. on Aug 20 2014, 7:37p - 4 replies
Lineups have been posted
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 20 2014, 4:50p
That's me pretty much every day after like 4 o'clock
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 20 2014, 4:00p
Astral projection is some pretty crazy shit
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 20 2014, 3:53p - 1 reply
Bury them all so we clinch on Labor Day
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 20 2014, 3:48p - 2 replies
Nice to see a few people getting bumped up for the last couple of weeks
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 20 2014, 3:40p - 1 reply
The one about dating being the one thing going the other direction is kind of fascinating
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 20 2014, 12:51p
At least the first number of his ISO is a 1 this year
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 20 2014, 12:23p
The post-9/11 world
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 20 2014, 12:17p
Some of these people blow my mind
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Aug 20 2014, 12:12p - 1 reply
Aha, that's what it was
Commented on Orioles beat another strong White Sox lefty with a 5-1 win on Tuesday on Aug 20 2014, 1:36a - 1 reply
Undone by the ESPN box score, which to this moment says three
Commented on Orioles beat another strong White Sox lefty with a 5-1 win on Tuesday on Aug 20 2014, 1:18a - 2 replies
for Chris Tillman (8 IP, 3 H, 1 ER, 1 BB, 9 SO)
Voted on Aug 19 2014, 11:51p
This game has been recapped
Commented on Game 124: Orioles (71-52) @ White Sox (59-66), 8:10pm on Aug 19 2014, 11:39p
Orioles beat another strong White Sox lefty with a 5-1 win on Tuesday
Posted on Aug 19 2014, 11:39p
There are a lot of happy Schoop pictures in the editor
Commented on Game 124: Orioles (71-52) @ White Sox (59-66), 8:10pm on Aug 19 2014, 11:34p
They're going to lose tomorrow because they'll inexplicably suck against Hector Noesi after the last two games beating good pitchers
Commented on Game 124: Orioles (71-52) @ White Sox (59-66), 8:10pm on Aug 19 2014, 11:29p
R!
Commented on Game 124: Orioles (71-52) @ White Sox (59-66), 8:10pm on Aug 19 2014, 10:52p - 2 replies
Flahrt... you sat on the bench all night for that?
Commented on Game 124: Orioles (71-52) @ White Sox (59-66), 8:10pm on Aug 19 2014, 10:51p
Tillman at 105, don't need to push him in a four run game, I guess
Commented on Game 124: Orioles (71-52) @ White Sox (59-66), 8:10pm on Aug 19 2014, 10:44p - 1 reply
Now with 164.2 IP on the year
Commented on Game 124: Orioles (71-52) @ White Sox (59-66), 8:10pm on Aug 19 2014, 10:36p - 1 reply
It's all the weekend/day games that are in the 100s, too
Commented on Game 124: Orioles (71-52) @ White Sox (59-66), 8:10pm on Aug 19 2014, 10:32p - 1 reply
I think we tended to at least get to 100 even in our dark days
Commented on Game 124: Orioles (71-52) @ White Sox (59-66), 8:10pm on Aug 19 2014, 10:30p - 1 reply
This actually makes me feel bad
Commented on Game 124: Orioles (71-52) @ White Sox (59-66), 8:10pm on Aug 19 2014, 10:22p
Ley-Ley! Get out of here!
Commented on Game 124: Orioles (71-52) @ White Sox (59-66), 8:10pm on Aug 19 2014, 10:03p
Which team is the team with no fans?
Commented on Game 124: Orioles (71-52) @ White Sox (59-66), 8:10pm on Aug 19 2014, 10:03p - 1 reply
I think Gary and Jim just did the announcer equivalent of a bat flip
Commented on Game 124: Orioles (71-52) @ White Sox (59-66), 8:10pm on Aug 19 2014, 9:39p
Nice hook, Tilly
Commented on Game 124: Orioles (71-52) @ White Sox (59-66), 8:10pm on Aug 19 2014, 9:15p - 1 reply
Which one?
Commented on Game 124: Orioles (71-52) @ White Sox (59-66), 8:10pm on Aug 19 2014, 8:06p
There are a lot of things like you named that make this season's success so far even more surprising
Commented on Orioles move Ubaldo Jimenez to bullpen, answering prayers on Aug 19 2014, 7:48p - 1 reply
Game 124: Orioles (71-52) @ White Sox (59-66), 8:10pm
Posted on Aug 19 2014, 7:30p
Article on Jimenez to the 'pen
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Aug 19 2014, 7:24p
Hey, come read about the Jimenez to the bullpen thing
Commented on Orioles, White Sox lineups and probable pitchers for Tuesday night on Aug 19 2014, 7:22p
Orioles move Ubaldo Jimenez to bullpen, answering prayers
Posted on Aug 19 2014, 7:22p
I am in this category too
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Aug 19 2014, 5:37p
Never hurts to get Major Mass-Spec on the case
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Aug 19 2014, 5:23p - 1 reply
I probably wouldn't get 24/50 of the artists of the top 50 songs of 2014
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Aug 19 2014, 5:14p - 1 reply
Lineup time has arrived
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Aug 19 2014, 4:55p
Orioles, White Sox lineups and probable pitchers for Tuesday night
Posted on Aug 19 2014, 4:54p
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