Eat More Esskay

joined Dec 22, 2008
last login Jun 19, 2013
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A 29-year old life-long Marylander whose first sporting love was baseball. He likes Star Wars way too much to ever be considered a normal person. As his handle may suggest, he thinks that no trip to Camden Yards is complete without eating an Esskay hot dog, with the ketchup on one side of the bun and the mustard on the other. His real name is Mark.

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nfl Baltimore Ravens
ncaab Maryland Terrapins

Recent Activity

	You are right. I should have remembered that. Commented on Orioles 13, Tigers 3: Davis' pair of homers fuel rout as O's take series in Detroit on Jun 19 2013, 5:41p
	If he keeps homering at this pace he'll have 52 homers after game 144 Commented on Orioles 13, Tigers 3: Davis' pair of homers fuel rout as O's take series in Detroit on Jun 19 2013, 5:37p - 2 replies
	uh no it isn't. Recommended on Jun 19 2013, 5:28p
	for Taylor Teagarden (Earl Weaver Special) Voted on Jun 19 2013, 5:12p
	Game has been recapped Commented on Game 73: Orioles (41-31) @ Tigers (39-30), 1:08 on Jun 19 2013, 5:12p
	Orioles 13, Tigers 3: Davis' pair of homers fuel rout as O's take series in Detroit Posted on Jun 19 2013, 5:11p
	L! Commented on Game 73: Orioles (41-31) @ Tigers (39-30), 1:08 on Jun 19 2013, 4:23p - 2 replies
	I'd let TJ have the 8th unless he falls apart Commented on Game 73: Orioles (41-31) @ Tigers (39-30), 1:08 on Jun 19 2013, 3:51p
	It's .259 Commented on Game 73: Orioles (41-31) @ Tigers (39-30), 1:08 on Jun 19 2013, 3:49p - 1 reply
	"Fuck it, it's Bryan Holaday. Wheels up, fellas." Commented on Game 73: Orioles (41-31) @ Tigers (39-30), 1:08 on Jun 19 2013, 3:26p
	Starter ERA: 13th in AL Commented on Game 73: Orioles (41-31) @ Tigers (39-30), 1:08 on Jun 19 2013, 2:52p
	Not as much time to get drunk before a day game Commented on Game 73: Orioles (41-31) @ Tigers (39-30), 1:08 on Jun 19 2013, 2:43p - 2 replies
	Chris Davis flicks his arms and the ball goes out, opposite field Commented on Game 73: Orioles (41-31) @ Tigers (39-30), 1:08 on Jun 19 2013, 2:09p - 2 replies
	This is a very Orioles way to waste the leadoff man getting on base Commented on Game 73: Orioles (41-31) @ Tigers (39-30), 1:08 on Jun 19 2013, 1:13p - 1 reply
	4-13 was just me being stupid Commented on Game 73: Orioles (41-31) @ Tigers (39-30), 1:08 on Jun 19 2013, 1:09p
	I made the erroneous assumption that a number on Roch's blog was correct Commented on Game 73: Orioles (41-31) @ Tigers (39-30), 1:08 on Jun 19 2013, 1:06p - 1 reply
	People will only flip out if it turns out he was working on NSA spying or something Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Jun 19 2013, 12:38p - 1 reply
	Game thread time is upon us Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Jun 19 2013, 12:29p - 1 reply
	Game 73: Orioles (41-31) @ Tigers (39-30), 1:08 Posted on Jun 19 2013, 12:29p
	for J.J. Hardy (3-for-4, HR) Voted on Jun 18 2013, 11:24p
	It's the World Series Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 10:23p
	Big comebacks (especially against Boston or New York) and taking/tying division lead Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 10:21p - 2 replies
	S! Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 10:05p
	L! Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 10:05p
	I! Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 10:04p
	It's that time Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 9:59p
	No, you chill the fuck out. Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 9:45p - 2 replies
	This is exactly the kind of thing I am talking about Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 9:45p - 4 replies
	I have a hard time believing you actually believe that Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 9:43p - 1 reply
	I wasn't referring to your analysis, Marylander. Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 9:43p - 2 replies
	I wouldn't want this blog to be judged for strike zone whining Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 9:40p - 3 replies
	Well, that's about as awful of a rogering as you can get Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 9:27p
	Field your position! Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 8:46p - 2 replies
	Still two teams between them and the O's Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 8:45p
	20 fewer pitches than Verlander through the same number of innings Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 8:27p
	He sucked last year even with Manny and Hardy on the left side for most of his starts Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 8:19p - 2 replies
	It's actually stupid how good Machado is Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 8:17p - 1 reply
	Until nobody can hit in the World Series Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 7:54p
	When Laz Diaz botches in your favor Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 7:23p
	"Zach Britton is a winning major league pitcher," Jim Hunter says, attempting to comfort Commented on Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 on Jun 18 2013, 6:48p
	Game 72: Orioles (40-31) @ Tigers (39-29), 7:08 Posted on Jun 18 2013, 6:30p
	That's an angle I hadn't considered Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jun 18 2013, 5:13p
	I don't think Dan Duquette will give a shit if he has to DFA Ishikawa to get him off the roster Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jun 18 2013, 5:03p - 1 reply
	No reason to assume Ishikawa will be a permanent fixture Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jun 18 2013, 5:00p - 1 reply
	Pearce is an OF Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jun 18 2013, 4:50p
	If I was them I'd rather see anyone other than Wells Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jun 18 2013, 4:39p
	You mean the Republican president who started two wars should have thought it through? Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jun 18 2013, 3:25p - 1 reply
	for SNIPED METS FAN Voted on Jun 18 2013, 2:14p
	I guess you couldn't get up and leave in the middle of your wedding Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jun 18 2013, 2:12p - 1 reply
	This is my greatest fear about someday having wedding photos Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jun 18 2013, 1:13p - 2 replies
	Did someone call you a gaijin? Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jun 18 2013, 12:44p - 1 reply
	Molina debuted at 21 vs. Wieters debuting at 23 Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Jun 18 2013, 12:42p
	One month later: How do Orioles hitters stack up by position against the rest of the league? Posted on Jun 18 2013, 11:00a
	I think Britton could throw a perfect game tomorrow and might then still get demoted afterwards Commented on Orioles 1, Tigers 5: Scherzer dazzles and Arrieta squanders what may be his last chance in O's loss on Jun 18 2013, 1:42a - 1 reply
	Yeah... Commented on Orioles 1, Tigers 5: Scherzer dazzles and Arrieta squanders what may be his last chance in O's loss on Jun 18 2013, 1:31a - 1 reply
	Britton hasn't replaced anyone in the past tense, because his call-up isn't official Commented on Orioles 1, Tigers 5: Scherzer dazzles and Arrieta squanders what may be his last chance in O's loss on Jun 18 2013, 12:29a
	Not like "grow the arms, buy the bats" worked out for MacPhail Commented on Orioles 1, Tigers 5: Scherzer dazzles and Arrieta squanders what may be his last chance in O's loss on Jun 18 2013, 12:17a
	Possibly Travis Ishikawa being called up tomorrow Commented on Orioles 1, Tigers 5: Scherzer dazzles and Arrieta squanders what may be his last chance in O's loss on Jun 18 2013, 12:13a - 2 replies
	The other options were Britton (needed for Tuesday), Jair Jurrjens, and Josh Stinson Commented on Orioles 1, Tigers 5: Scherzer dazzles and Arrieta squanders what may be his last chance in O's loss on Jun 18 2013, 12:06a - 1 reply
	It's possible they will reverse course and start Gausman tomorrow Commented on Orioles 1, Tigers 5: Scherzer dazzles and Arrieta squanders what may be his last chance in O's loss on Jun 17 2013, 10:27p - 1 reply
	Arrieta's already been demoted, no shock. Commented on Orioles 1, Tigers 5: Scherzer dazzles and Arrieta squanders what may be his last chance in O's loss on Jun 17 2013, 10:23p - 1 reply
	Suckfest recapped Commented on Game 71: Orioles (40-30) @ Tigers (38-29), 7:08 on Jun 17 2013, 10:09p
	Orioles 1, Tigers 5: Scherzer dazzles and Arrieta squanders what may be his last chance in O's loss Posted on Jun 17 2013, 10:08p
	Any time you give up ten hits in 4.2 IP, it's bad Commented on Game 71: Orioles (40-30) @ Tigers (38-29), 7:08 on Jun 17 2013, 8:58p
	Only one walk, and that was an IBB Commented on Game 71: Orioles (40-30) @ Tigers (38-29), 7:08 on Jun 17 2013, 8:57p - 1 reply
	It's cute that you thought he was ever going to make it 6 Commented on Game 71: Orioles (40-30) @ Tigers (38-29), 7:08 on Jun 17 2013, 8:55p
	Roch getting feisty Commented on Game 71: Orioles (40-30) @ Tigers (38-29), 7:08 on Jun 17 2013, 8:45p - 1 reply
	Well, maybe tomorrow, gang. Commented on Game 71: Orioles (40-30) @ Tigers (38-29), 7:08 on Jun 17 2013, 8:43p
	Agreed Commented on Game 71: Orioles (40-30) @ Tigers (38-29), 7:08 on Jun 17 2013, 8:41p
	Ugh, how do you watch that one sail by? Commented on Game 71: Orioles (40-30) @ Tigers (38-29), 7:08 on Jun 17 2013, 8:38p
	Hammel will be back by Friday. Probably so will MiGo, for that matter. Commented on Game 71: Orioles (40-30) @ Tigers (38-29), 7:08 on Jun 17 2013, 8:11p - 1 reply
	They announced it would be Britton, so I'm guessing it'll be him regardless Commented on Game 71: Orioles (40-30) @ Tigers (38-29), 7:08 on Jun 17 2013, 7:49p - 1 reply
	Gonzalez left at 4:30... and this is the first we heard of it? Heh. Commented on Game 71: Orioles (40-30) @ Tigers (38-29), 7:08 on Jun 17 2013, 7:43p - 3 replies
	I think it's been more than just the occasional rainout for some teams Commented on Game 71: Orioles (40-30) @ Tigers (38-29), 7:08 on Jun 17 2013, 7:14p - 2 replies
	Game thread time has arrived Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jun 17 2013, 6:31p
	Game 71: Orioles (40-30) @ Tigers (38-29), 7:08 Posted on Jun 17 2013, 6:30p
	A post for Team Britton Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jun 17 2013, 6:12p - 1 reply
	Orioles rotation news: Hammel unlikely to pitch Tuesday, Britton expected Posted on Jun 17 2013, 6:12p
	The Tides website says Wada tonight Commented on Baltimore Orioles @ Detroit Tigers lineups - June 17 on Jun 17 2013, 4:28p - 1 reply
	Dickerson is like five years older than Jones Commented on Monday Bird Droppings on Jun 17 2013, 4:22p - 3 replies

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