Esskay

Eat More Esskay

  • joined Dec 22, 2008
  • last login Apr 16, 2014
  • posts 1286
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A 30-year-old life-long Marylander whose first sporting love was baseball. He likes Star Wars way too much to ever be considered a normal person. As his handle may suggest, he thinks that no trip to Camden Yards is complete without eating an Esskay hot dog, with the ketchup on one side of the bun and the mustard on the other. His real name is Mark.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Baltimore Orioles
  • NFL Baltimore Ravens
  • NCAAB Maryland Terrapins
Recent Activity
Why was your wife googling players wives?
Commented on Orioles off night sports thread: April 17 on Apr 17 2014, 9:55p - 1 reply
Speaking of promising minor league pitching outings
Commented on Orioles off night sports thread: April 17 on Apr 17 2014, 8:28p
Also sounds promising
Commented on Orioles off night sports thread: April 17 on Apr 17 2014, 8:25p - 1 reply
5-4-3 triple play for the Yankees
Commented on Orioles off night sports thread: April 17 on Apr 17 2014, 7:57p - 1 reply
Roberts with a standup triple for the Yankees
Commented on Orioles off night sports thread: April 17 on Apr 17 2014, 7:41p - 1 reply
I'm guessing their game thread will pass this thread for comments by night's end :p
Commented on Orioles off night sports thread: April 17 on Apr 17 2014, 6:59p - 1 reply
Guys, it's not an official game thread, but let's keep politics out of off night open threads too
Commented on Orioles off night sports thread: April 17 on Apr 17 2014, 6:58p - 2 replies
Orioles off night sports thread: April 17
Posted on Apr 17 2014, 6:30p
P.S. There will be an off night open thread going up at 6:30
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Apr 17 2014, 6:02p - 1 reply
Well, five, if you want to count the poll comment
Commented on Orioles keep Rays bats in check, scratch and claw to a 3-0 victory and series sweep on Apr 17 2014, 5:40p
You didn't say you were doing air quotes!
Commented on Camdencast Episode 54: OPS Plus Ca Change on Apr 17 2014, 5:33p
I saw a charity-staffed stand on the upper deck on Opening Day
Commented on A Camden Yards concessions fail on Apr 17 2014, 5:29p
Something or other with his back
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Apr 17 2014, 4:53p
As far as I know, I only have an obligation to act if people are outright linking illegal stream sites
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Apr 17 2014, 4:05p
I notice that box on there but I have never really tried to play
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Apr 17 2014, 3:55p
I thought you changed it on purpose to throw the man off the trail
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Apr 17 2014, 3:51p - 1 reply
Ahh, that makes sense, so people can't just sit back and only guess on games they really know
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Apr 17 2014, 3:50p - 1 reply
How often do people get to 25?
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Apr 17 2014, 3:48p - 1 reply
Demper watches every game and keeps score, if you can believe it
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Apr 17 2014, 3:23p
for 2:45
Voted on Apr 17 2014, 2:53p
I'm pretty sure the crowd mic isn't catching anyone up there in the left field upper reserve
Commented on Thursday Bird Droppings on Apr 17 2014, 1:11p
Well, if I had him on the ballot, people might have voted for him
Commented on Orioles keep Rays bats in check, scratch and claw to a 3-0 victory and series sweep on Apr 17 2014, 1:04p
Everybody's a critic
Commented on Camdencast Episode 54: OPS Plus Ca Change on Apr 17 2014, 1:02p
Camdencast Episode 54: OPS Plus Ca Change
Posted on Apr 17 2014, 8:30a
I think that was about the only positive thing about Aramark
Commented on A Camden Yards concessions fail on Apr 16 2014, 6:40p - 1 reply
Well, this sounds exciting
Commented on Orioles keep Rays bats in check, scratch and claw to a 3-0 victory and series sweep on Apr 16 2014, 6:07p - 1 reply
Even when he does well, he looks bad
Commented on Orioles keep Rays bats in check, scratch and claw to a 3-0 victory and series sweep on Apr 16 2014, 6:01p - 1 reply
Jones is also a good choice
Commented on Orioles keep Rays bats in check, scratch and claw to a 3-0 victory and series sweep on Apr 16 2014, 6:01p
for Zach Britton (three scoreless innings in relief)
Voted on Apr 16 2014, 4:10p
ame has been recapped
Commented on Game 14: Rays (7-7) @ Orioles (6-7), 12:35pm on Apr 16 2014, 4:10p - 1 reply
Orioles keep Rays bats in check, scratch and claw to a 3-0 victory and series sweep
Posted on Apr 16 2014, 4:09p
It does bother me when someone does only three magics
Commented on Game 14: Rays (7-7) @ Orioles (6-7), 12:35pm on Apr 16 2014, 4:01p - 1 reply
E!
Commented on Game 14: Rays (7-7) @ Orioles (6-7), 12:35pm on Apr 16 2014, 3:32p - 1 reply
You know what time it is
Commented on Game 14: Rays (7-7) @ Orioles (6-7), 12:35pm on Apr 16 2014, 3:22p - 2 replies
22,611 attendance, say the beats
Commented on Game 14: Rays (7-7) @ Orioles (6-7), 12:35pm on Apr 16 2014, 3:20p - 1 reply
It's Loney, Jennings, and Forsythe
Commented on Game 14: Rays (7-7) @ Orioles (6-7), 12:35pm on Apr 16 2014, 3:15p
Gary and Jim, gamely trying to pretend like that picture of the game was taken today
Commented on Game 14: Rays (7-7) @ Orioles (6-7), 12:35pm on Apr 16 2014, 3:03p
It wasn't a quality start, man
Commented on Game 14: Rays (7-7) @ Orioles (6-7), 12:35pm on Apr 16 2014, 2:49p - 1 reply
...when it's not his turn
Commented on Game 14: Rays (7-7) @ Orioles (6-7), 12:35pm on Apr 16 2014, 2:47p
Club level seats have some waiter service available
Commented on A Camden Yards concessions fail on Apr 16 2014, 2:31p
OPS watch: .591
Commented on Game 14: Rays (7-7) @ Orioles (6-7), 12:35pm on Apr 16 2014, 2:21p - 1 reply
For those who weren't watching, that is what we call a beautiful pitch on the strikeout
Commented on Game 14: Rays (7-7) @ Orioles (6-7), 12:35pm on Apr 16 2014, 2:10p
If only it wasn't freezing out there, that would have probably been a salami
Commented on Game 14: Rays (7-7) @ Orioles (6-7), 12:35pm on Apr 16 2014, 1:59p
I've got one inspired by this thought on my list
Commented on Game 14: Rays (7-7) @ Orioles (6-7), 12:35pm on Apr 16 2014, 1:57p
You can understand Maddon's confusion here, because Markakis often doesn't get to any bal
Commented on Game 14: Rays (7-7) @ Orioles (6-7), 12:35pm on Apr 16 2014, 1:47p
There is a ridiculous high strike called against the O's on there
Commented on Game 14: Rays (7-7) @ Orioles (6-7), 12:35pm on Apr 16 2014, 1:20p - 1 reply
The fact that Markakis could only get a single off that pitch says a lot of what is wrong
Commented on Game 14: Rays (7-7) @ Orioles (6-7), 12:35pm on Apr 16 2014, 12:53p - 1 reply
Three batters into the game and already paying the price for Lough in CF and Cruz in LF
Commented on Game 14: Rays (7-7) @ Orioles (6-7), 12:35pm on Apr 16 2014, 12:43p
It's just about game time, if you didn't know it
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Apr 16 2014, 12:31p
What would you ask Buster Olney if you had the chance?
Commented on Game 14: Rays (7-7) @ Orioles (6-7), 12:35pm on Apr 16 2014, 12:14p - 8 replies
Game 14: Rays (7-7) @ Orioles (6-7), 12:35pm
Posted on Apr 16 2014, 12:00p
They get the seventh year now and don't care about Super Two, I guess
Commented on Wednesday Bird Droppings on Apr 16 2014, 11:38a - 1 reply
That was me and Dan Straily
Commented on Tuesday night Orioles rainout open thread on Apr 15 2014, 11:28p - 1 reply
One of the things I enjoy most in the world
Commented on Tuesday night Orioles rainout open thread on Apr 15 2014, 9:11p - 2 replies
Per 162 average is 36 doubles, 39 homers, 73 walks
Commented on Tuesday night Orioles rainout open thread on Apr 15 2014, 8:56p - 1 reply
Is that the new Mad Dog show or whatever?
Commented on Tuesday night Orioles rainout open thread on Apr 15 2014, 8:06p - 2 replies
Maybe that'll be the free agent they break the bank for
Commented on Tuesday night Orioles rainout open thread on Apr 15 2014, 7:54p - 4 replies
Well, welcome to the party
Commented on Tuesday night Orioles rainout open thread on Apr 15 2014, 7:32p
Think of this as being like a game thread
Commented on Tuesday night Orioles rainout open thread on Apr 15 2014, 7:27p - 1 reply
Tuesday night Orioles rainout open thread
Posted on Apr 15 2014, 6:45p
There is an open thread going up at 6:45 for other baseball fun on this rainout night
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Apr 15 2014, 6:14p - 1 reply
I'd say "tough shit" but I guess it isn't up to me
Commented on Rays @ Orioles lineups and game notes - April 15 on Apr 15 2014, 5:46p
"Fans are encouraged to keep their tickets and parking until more information is made available"
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Apr 15 2014, 5:29p
"Fans are encouraged to keep their tickets and parking until more information is made available"
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Apr 15 2014, 5:29p
Like that ever stopped you before
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Apr 15 2014, 5:27p
You can probably exchange the sweet seats tonight for something awesome tomorrow
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Apr 15 2014, 5:22p - 1 reply
But they were talking about a two-for-one tomorrow, so you might still be in luck!
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Apr 15 2014, 5:21p - 2 replies
And also Meek
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Apr 15 2014, 5:12p - 1 reply
I agree with your reasoning, but it is still weird and crappy for today
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Apr 15 2014, 4:38p - 2 replies
Not this weird
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Apr 15 2014, 4:33p - 2 replies
Lineups by Tyler Young. They are weird
Commented on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Apr 15 2014, 4:27p - 2 replies
MBP starting pitcher bias strikes again
Commented on Orioles 7, Rays 1: Offense wakes up to score 7 runs to back up Chen on Apr 14 2014, 10:55p - 2 replies
for Matt Wieters (3-4, 2 R, 1 RBI)
Voted on Apr 14 2014, 10:55p
S!
Commented on Game 13: Rays (7-6) @ Orioles (5-7), 7:05 on Apr 14 2014, 9:54p - 3 replies
L!
Commented on Game 13: Rays (7-6) @ Orioles (5-7), 7:05 on Apr 14 2014, 9:54p
He's now slugging below .300
Commented on Game 13: Rays (7-6) @ Orioles (5-7), 7:05 on Apr 14 2014, 9:45p - 1 reply
But 29k average over the last two games!
Commented on Game 13: Rays (7-6) @ Orioles (5-7), 7:05 on Apr 14 2014, 9:14p - 1 reply
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