Esskay

Eat More Esskay

  • joined Dec 22, 2008
  • last login Jul 25, 2014
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A 30-year-old life-long Marylander whose first sporting love was baseball. He likes Star Wars way too much to ever be considered a normal person. As his handle may suggest, he thinks that no trip to Camden Yards is complete without eating an Esskay hot dog, with the ketchup on one side of the bun and the mustard on the other. His real name is Mark.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Baltimore Orioles
  • NFL Baltimore Ravens
  • NCAAB Maryland Terrapins
Recent Activity
Oh well, maybe another day
Commented on Orioles outlast King Felix, win 2-1 in extra innings on Chris Davis home run on Jul 26 2014, 2:39a - 1 reply
I didn't know you wanted to use the move on me, dude
Commented on Orioles outlast King Felix, win 2-1 in extra innings on Chris Davis home run on Jul 26 2014, 2:34a - 1 reply
for Chris Davis (1-4, 10th inning HR)
Voted on Jul 26 2014, 2:32a
Recap is posted
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 26 2014, 2:31a
Recap is posted at last
Commented on Friday Night Victory GIF Party: Orioles beat Mariners, 2-1, in 10 innings on Jul 26 2014, 2:31a
I am aware
Commented on Friday Night Victory GIF Party: Orioles beat Mariners, 2-1, in 10 innings on Jul 26 2014, 2:31a - 2 replies
Orioles outlast King Felix, win 2-1 in extra innings on Chris Davis home run
Posted on Jul 26 2014, 2:30a
Guys, don't use gay as a pejorative in any way
Commented on Friday Night Victory GIF Party: Orioles beat Mariners, 2-1, in 10 innings on Jul 26 2014, 2:16a - 3 replies
I can't set it up until the moment the game ends
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 26 2014, 1:33a - 1 reply
S!
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 26 2014, 1:32a - 1 reply
YOU KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 26 2014, 1:32a
FIRST PLAAAAAACE!
Commented on Friday Night Victory GIF Party: Orioles beat Mariners, 2-1, in 10 innings on Jul 26 2014, 1:32a - 1 reply
Extra innings, extra GIFs!
Commented on Friday Night Victory GIF Party: Orioles beat Mariners, 2-1, in 10 innings on Jul 26 2014, 1:31a
Let's GET THIS PARTY STARTED
Commented on Friday Night Victory GIF Party: Orioles beat Mariners, 2-1, in 10 innings on Jul 26 2014, 1:30a - 1 reply
Friday Night Victory GIF Party: Orioles beat Mariners, 2-1, in 10 innings
Posted on Jul 26 2014, 1:30a
Friday Game Thread and Orioles Victory GIF Party: O's beat Mariners 2-1 in 10 innings
Posted on Jul 26 2014, 1:27a
O!
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 26 2014, 1:27a - 1 reply
Damn it, Zach
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 26 2014, 1:24a
Endy Chavez is going to hit a walkoff this inning
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 26 2014, 12:57a
I liked when they showed the K-zone box and there was basically nothing below belt high
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 26 2014, 12:46a - 1 reply
That pitch was so terrible, it worked
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 26 2014, 12:45a - 2 replies
You're cruising on the line, man
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 26 2014, 12:33a
Seared into the retinas
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 26 2014, 12:32a
Don't walk Brad Miller, you fuck
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 26 2014, 12:15a - 2 replies
A high throw is as bad as a five hopper
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 25 2014, 11:58p - 2 replies
Overruns the ball, blows the throw on the sac fly, now it's tied
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 25 2014, 11:57p - 2 replies
Camera work was terrible also
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 25 2014, 11:56p
That is as far out as a runner is pretty much ever going to be
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 25 2014, 11:43p
Having had my own experience with the College Dems on campus, I am sympathetic
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 25 2014, 11:24p
Reasoning that is wise beyond your years, grasshopper
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 25 2014, 11:23p - 1 reply
I did, once I realized they were sketchy about it
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 25 2014, 11:21p - 2 replies
There's some debate about whether the roommate is the intended stripper
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 25 2014, 11:20p - 2 replies
I don't remember seeing a credit card company table at all
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 25 2014, 11:19p - 3 replies
No politics in the game thread
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 25 2014, 11:18p
I am leaning towards A as well
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 25 2014, 11:17p - 4 replies
Zachary's roommate wants to install a stripper pole
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 25 2014, 11:14p - 4 replies
Jones took two pitches before striking out
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 25 2014, 11:10p - 2 replies
Are you partying with WW?
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 25 2014, 11:09p - 2 replies
A thread about beer ads getting Godwin'd is not one of the common ones
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 25 2014, 11:07p - 1 reply
It seems like a nice gimmick in theory, I imagine it's annoying to be exposed to it repeatedly though
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 25 2014, 11:06p
I know
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 25 2014, 11:03p - 1 reply
You don't even go there yet
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 25 2014, 11:01p - 2 replies
I hope someone brings you out some chicken
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 25 2014, 10:57p - 1 reply
Good job having Schoop waste two strikes
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 25 2014, 10:52p
Banned
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 25 2014, 10:41p
Birds Nest code of the night: Memorial
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 25 2014, 10:40p
OK Goose, you got your one run
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 25 2014, 10:39p
All the food and drink was just lined up right there on that railing
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 25 2014, 10:36p
Man, I wish that would have obliterated someone's beer cup all over them, just for the lulz
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 25 2014, 10:32p - 1 reply
19 pitches not all that bad, considering
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 25 2014, 10:30p - 1 reply
OK Kevin, don't give us a Jake Arrieta Memorial Inning, please
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 25 2014, 10:26p
Ah, who gives a shit about Endy Chavez
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 25 2014, 10:21p - 1 reply
Worst case scenario you get it wrong and don't have it for a more crucial, more obvious blown call later
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 25 2014, 10:20p - 2 replies
It's true they might have lost that one
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 25 2014, 10:19p - 1 reply
I seem to remember Buck challenging an HBP on the second or third batter of the game one time
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 25 2014, 10:18p
Video guy asleep at the switch again
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 25 2014, 10:16p - 2 replies
Felix Hernandez has a 0.899 WHIP this season
Commented on Game 102: Orioles (56-45) @ Mariners (53-49), 10:10 p.m. ET on Jul 25 2014, 9:42p - 1 reply
Game thread time has arrived
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 25 2014, 9:37p
I'd agree with you about the 300 win number moving eventually
Commented on Hall of Fame weekend: Are there any present day Orioles who stand a chance of getting in? on Jul 25 2014, 9:35p - 1 reply
I don't know that Manny has access to the same recovery regimen
Commented on Orioles @ Mariners lineups and game notes - July 25 on Jul 25 2014, 8:04p - 1 reply
In Soviet Russia, box spoil you
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 25 2014, 7:21p - 1 reply
There is not
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 25 2014, 7:08p - 1 reply
Lineups are a go, courtesy of Tyler
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 25 2014, 7:08p
Now we've hit at 5:43
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 25 2014, 5:45p - 1 reply
I don't think just doing a /Birdmom counts
Commented on Friday Bird Droppings on Jul 25 2014, 5:38p - 2 replies
I honestly have no idea how they decide what manager gets in
Commented on Hall of Fame weekend: Are there any present day Orioles who stand a chance of getting in? on Jul 25 2014, 5:21p - 1 reply
Huh, didn't even think about him
Commented on Hall of Fame weekend: Are there any present day Orioles who stand a chance of getting in? on Jul 25 2014, 5:03p - 1 reply
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