
Eat More Esskay
Dec 22, 2008 Feb 14, 2012 339 16113
A 28 year old college slacker and life-long Marylander whose first sporting love was baseball. He likes Star Wars way too much to ever be considered a normal person. As his handle may suggest, he thinks that no trip to Camden Yards is complete without eating an Esskay hot dog, with the ketchup on one side of the bun and the mustard on the other. He could talk about himself a lot more but has the sneaking suspicion that no one cares.
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Recent activity
Commented Working out a regular segment of some kind is another goal. on Camdencast Episode 15 - My Funny Valentine on Camden Chat - 02/14/12 10:33 PM EST
Commented Memory's a strange thing. on Camdencast Episode 15 - My Funny Valentine on Camden Chat - 02/14/12 2:47 PM EST
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Commented I guess it's hard to say about the Mars thing. on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/14/12 1:29 PM EST
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Commented We could go to the heat death of the universe without seeing any of those. on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/14/12 1:20 PM EST
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Commented Imagine OPACY being full of O's fans against the Yanks. on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/14/12 12:47 PM EST
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Commented One of our goals for the season is a more regular schedule. on Camdencast Episode 15 - My Funny Valentine on Camden Chat - 02/14/12 12:19 PM EST
Commented We are also random idiots, it's true. on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/14/12 12:16 PM EST
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Commented I really put a lot of stock in the speculations of some random radio idiots. on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/14/12 12:10 PM EST
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Commented The Orioles owner is not being sued for his connections with Bernie Madoff. on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/14/12 11:53 AM EST
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Commented The Orioles are ranked 30th in ESPN's "MLB Future Power Rankings" - sounds about right. on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/14/12 11:42 AM EST
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Commented He would probably want to be the ambassador to Greece. on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/14/12 11:32 AM EST
Commented Camden Chat has as much chance of outbidding Cuban as the Orioles do of winning 90+ games. on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/14/12 11:11 AM EST
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Commented Nothing better to do today? Check out the latest Camdencast! on Tuesday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/14/12 11:00 AM EST
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Posted Camdencast Episode 15 - My Funny Valentine on Camden Chat - 02/14/12 9:30 AM EST
Commented This is nuts, but I wanted to give you props for the work you put into it. on The End of Suffering on Camden Chat - 02/13/12 8:49 PM EST
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Commented We all know Vlad would find a way to hit 40 HRs for the Yankees, because that's the kind of luck Orioles fans have. on Monday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/13/12 6:41 PM EST
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Commented Damn, I am old. on Monday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/13/12 3:20 PM EST
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Commented I am sure I haven't even heard it in at least 3 years. on Monday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/13/12 2:51 PM EST
Commented Damn it, duck. on Monday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/13/12 2:50 PM EST
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Commented I am in the exact same boat with G+. on Monday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/13/12 1:58 PM EST
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Commented It'll be a champagne supernova in the sky. on Monday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/13/12 1:46 PM EST
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Commented The Old Line State actually has nothing to do with the Mason-Dixon Line. on Monday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/13/12 1:42 PM EST
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Commented I should say, some of them use it for more than just busting on their colleagues. on Monday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/13/12 1:11 PM EST
Commented All comic books are nerdy. on Monday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/13/12 1:10 PM EST
Commented The 2011 rotation was only 0.12 points of ERA better than '08. on Monday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/13/12 1:04 PM EST
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Commented We should all be so fortunate to be in relationships like this. on Monday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/13/12 12:58 PM EST
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Commented Roch would have to use twitter other than to bust on other Orioles writers to be wrong on twitter. on Monday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/13/12 12:55 PM EST
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Commented I think that's a fair outlook. on Monday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/13/12 12:38 PM EST
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Commented So you only care about Latin American players who come cheap? on Monday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/13/12 12:30 PM EST
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Commented You got it on Monday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/13/12 12:18 PM EST
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Commented Further: Buster Olney reports it's a 4 year / $36 million deal. on Monday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/13/12 12:14 PM EST
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Commented The twitter says Cespedes has signed with the Athletics. on Monday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/13/12 12:11 PM EST
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Commented Or because there was no one willing to take on Gregg even for only half of his salary or less. on Monday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/13/12 11:43 AM EST
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Commented Wallace is in that movie. on Sunday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/12/12 8:24 PM EST
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Commented Special exception to spoiler rules for The Wire. on Sunday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/12/12 5:56 PM EST
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Commented Stop watching after they leave New Caprica. on Sunday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/12/12 5:48 PM EST
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Commented I'm not sure that an O's official blowing off WNST for an interview is necessarily indicative of their attitude towards all media. on Sunday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/12/12 5:47 PM EST
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Commented You dropped a Benjamin anyway, didn't you? on Sunday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/12/12 5:45 PM EST
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Commented Where do you think they are going to go higher in reality? on Sunday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/12/12 1:32 PM EST
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Commented These are the projections that go with your 85+ win prediction? on Sunday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/12/12 12:59 PM EST
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Commented The Orioles not really knowing what to do with bloggers pre-dates Duquette's time in the FO. on Saturday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/12/12 12:07 PM EST
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Commented Baltimore Sun and MASN reporters don't get knocked down because of commenters. on Saturday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/12/12 12:04 PM EST
Commented You think we have a better than 50/50 chance of winning 85 games? on Sunday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/12/12 11:44 AM EST
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Commented You might not have been drunk posting at the exact second he asked you. on Saturday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/12/12 1:00 AM EST
Commented Anybody who can lay it into a Guy Pritzker squad that hard has got some game. on Saturday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/12/12 12:59 AM EST
Commented Not wasting his time on gimmick popularity contests. :p on Vote for XFINITY's next sports social media personality. on Camden Chat - 02/11/12 4:33 PM EST
Commented When I read that tweet, I mostly wondered if Guthrie ever had dinner with MacPhail or Angelos. on Saturday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/11/12 3:24 PM EST
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Commented I don't think we're on a "some intern forgot to submit some paperwork" level of slight here. on Saturday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/11/12 2:48 PM EST
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Commented I'll just say this... on Saturday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/11/12 12:33 PM EST
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Commented Jon, they're all busy packing and flying to Florida. on Saturday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/11/12 11:50 AM EST
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Commented I think they have been flat-footed the whole time with Seong-Min Kim. on Saturday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/11/12 11:38 AM EST
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Commented I would be surprised if the target was the Korean press. on Saturday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/11/12 11:20 AM EST
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Commented Some elaboration on what led to unintentionally failing to tender a status check (whatever that means) would have been solid information. on Saturday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/11/12 11:17 AM EST
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Commented It helps that he's hiring all the same people! on Saturday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/11/12 11:10 AM EST
Commented That's a great point about the Friday news dump. on Saturday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/11/12 11:10 AM EST
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Commented Maybe if you go listen to a Justin Bieber song you'll feel better. on Jeremy Guthrie Is Better Than You Think - by Marc Normandin on Camden Chat - 02/10/12 5:00 PM EST
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Commented Poor Matt Angle. on Orioles sign Luis Ayala, apparent bullpen help on Camden Chat - 02/10/12 4:41 PM EST
Commented This is so amazingly hilarious I don't even have words for it. on Friday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/10/12 3:28 PM EST
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Commented Hahahahahahaha on Friday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/10/12 3:14 PM EST
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Commented Added into the OP, Dan C reports the deal is $925,000 guaranteed. on Orioles sign Luis Ayala, apparent bullpen help on Camden Chat - 02/10/12 1:52 PM EST
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Commented He didn't pitch in the majors in 2010. on Orioles sign Luis Ayala, apparent bullpen help on Camden Chat - 02/10/12 1:42 PM EST
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Commented We can worry about who's closing if we ever take a lead into the 9th inning. on Friday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/10/12 1:16 PM EST
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Commented That seems to be the best guess at the moment. on Orioles sign Luis Ayala, apparent bullpen help on Camden Chat - 02/10/12 1:04 PM EST
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Commented Angelos is not cheap. He just doesn't spend money smart. on Orioles sign Luis Ayala, apparent bullpen help on Camden Chat - 02/10/12 1:03 PM EST
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Commented Camden Chat is the home of completely unjustified faith in Nolan Reimold. on Projecting the Orioles in 2012 (Part II) on Camden Chat - 02/10/12 12:54 PM EST
Commented Front page post on the Ayala signing on Friday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/10/12 12:51 PM EST
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Posted Orioles sign Luis Ayala, apparent bullpen help on Camden Chat - 02/10/12 12:50 PM EST
Commented Only half an hour? on Thursday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/09/12 8:24 PM EST
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Commented Need some kind of language question to separate the two groups. on Thursday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/09/12 2:38 PM EST
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Commented I guess I would know why this is funny if I had ever been in a Starbucks. on Thursday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/09/12 2:28 PM EST
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Commented You're the rube they go home and blog about on their tumblr site that no one reads. on Thursday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/09/12 2:27 PM EST
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Commented Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy says "gin and tonic" exists in all worlds. on Thursday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/09/12 2:26 PM EST
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Commented I love Camden Chat joke callbacks. on Thursday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/09/12 2:21 PM EST
Commented The real question is why are you friends? on Thursday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/09/12 2:04 PM EST
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Commented Dan C just tweeted "the sense is they could settle" on Thursday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/09/12 1:33 PM EST
Commented Got to figure anyone where the team would submit a pay cut value would just end up getting non-tendered. on Thursday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/09/12 1:31 PM EST
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Commented Adventures in terse press releases on Thursday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/09/12 1:22 PM EST
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Commented I think it's safe to say Duquette was not worried about hurting Bergesen's feelings. on Thursday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/09/12 1:17 PM EST
Commented Not a very surprising outcome. on Thursday Bird Droppings on Camden Chat - 02/09/12 1:07 PM EST
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