Schadenfreude!

"But now, thanks to the power of PlayStation, Brian Wilson's video game doppelganger can sport the cool kicks he deemed "too awesome" for Major League Baseball any time he chooses, and it won't even cost him a grand."

Because signing a pitcher with 12 fingers would be too much.

Relax and repeat the following: "He's only 19."

Finally, an overypay Agent Ned isn't responsible for.

The results of that study also showed the importance of negative feelings in contributing to how much fans enjoyed the game.

"Obviously, winning helps people enjoy a game. But we're finding that it doesn't help to have a game where you have positive feelings the whole game – negative feelings are an important part of enjoying a game."

Moral of the story: Keep up the good work, McCoven. We haven't become Giants fans without a healthy dose of negativity.