Elizabeth L

  • joined May 01, 2012
  • last login Jul 25, 2014
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Jose Enrique Eager to Put Injury Behind Him


After spending the better part of a year tanning, playing video games, and rehabilitating an injury, Jose Enrique is back with a vengeance.

Martin Kelly: Opportunity is "Around the Corner"


Display an optimism that defies logic, Martin Kelly is convinced this is the summer his senior career will get off the ground in a major way. For real this time.

Joe Allen Answers All Your Questions!


Even though it seems that no questions from the TLO faithful were answered in Joe Allen's Twitter Q&A on Monday, it still provided a nice opportunity for fans to get to know the Welsh midfielder a...

Lambert: "The Most Nervous I've Been for a While"


Got a case of the Mondays? Luckily for you, Rickie Lambert is the cure!

The Week in Comments: "Motorola LAZR"


We revisit a tiny handful of the comments made on the site in the past week.

Agger Looking Forward to Champions League


After an emotional return to his boyhood club, Daniel Agger's fate with Liverpool still feels uncertain, but both the player and his manager seem to be looking to a future in red for the Dane.

Brøndby Fixture is a Dream Come True for Agger

They say you can't go home again, but evidently no one in the football world got that memo as Liverpool, led by by Daniel Agger, head to Denmark to take on the Dane's former club Brøndby in a...

"Important" Shaqiri to Remain at Bayern Munich


This Week in Xherdan Shaqiri Updates, we discover that people in charge of making real decisions at Bayern Munich have decided the stocky young winger is not, in fact, for sale. This certainly puts...

You Can't Always Get What You Want

Mick Jagger may be legendary on many levels, but he never considered a world where getting what you want might just be the same as getting what you need.

The Week in Comments: ;-(


We revisit a tiny handful of the comments made on the site in the past week.

Lovren Ordered to Return for Pre-Season Training


Things are getting a little tense at St. Mary's with new manager Ronald Koeman attempting to rein in Dejan Lovren's attempt to force a transfer to Liverpool.

Players' Union Says Suarez Ban "Lacks Clarity"


Several of football's governing bodies and player organizations have come forward and pointed out that maybe, just maybe, Luis Suarez's four month football ban could do with a few more details....

Roma Join Race for Shaqiri's Signature


Now that the World Cup is no longer distracting him from club duties, Xherdan Shaqiri can focus his attentions on where he'll be playing his football next season: Bayern, Liverpool, or Roma.

Hughes Extends Contract with Derby


Liverpool may have only kinda sorta maybe expressed interest in the player, but if they're ever to see Will Hughes in red they'll have to wait at least a few more years now that he's committed his...

No Future for Agger at Barcelona

Constantly the subject of rumours involving Barcelona for several transfer windows running, it seems as though the Catalan club quietly rejected a transfer Daniel Agger several months ago.

The Week in Comments: "That's a dolphin."


We revisit a tiny handful of the comments made on the site in the past week.

Hyypia Envisions "Great Career" for Can at LFC


Ex-players love to chime in about how great a new signing is for their former club, but few are able to do it from a place of personal experience. Enter Sami Hyypia.

World Cup Quarterfinals: Netherlands v. Costa Rica

The Netherlands should be the favourites in this quarterfinal, but if Costa Rica have taught us one thing this World Cup, it's that they should absolutely not be underestimated.

Rumour Mongering: DeAndre Yedlin Edition

Hot off a much talked about performance versus Belgium in the Round of 16, DeAndre Yedlin is allegedly set for a trial at Liverpool. Wait, what?

Reina to Return for Liverpool Pre-Season


Temporarily switching from one transfer drama to another, Pepe Reina looks to be returning to Merseyside for pre-season duties now that a permanent move to Napoli is no longer on the cards.

Builder Named for Anfield Redevelopment


With the newly renovated Anfield set to be ready just two years from now, Liverpool settled another key piece of the puzzle by settling on a construction firm that will take on the large-scale...

Rodgers Hopeful of Bertrand Signing


With the Alberto Moreno transfer stuck in a deadlock, Liverpool are reportedly stepping up their interest in Chelsea fullback Ryan Bertrand. Hooray?

Suarez Negotiations Set for Wednesday


An armada of Spanish negotiators are set to arrive in the English capital tomorrow to open talks with Liverpool over the future of want away striker Luis Suarez.


Change Your Username! Y'know, If You Want To.

Have you been labouring through your online interactions here at TLO with a username that no longer works for you? Maybe you're not the same person who signed up as UnicornLady45 three years ago,...

Barcelona Bid for Suarez "Imminent"


Timing is everything, and hot on the heels of Luis Suarez's Twitter apology to Giorgio Chiellini, Barcelona are set to make an opening bid for the Uruguayan's services.

World Cup Round of 16: Germany v. Algeria


After topping the toughest group in the World Cup, Germany's main concern in the Round of 16 will be avoiding complacency against an Algerian side that on paper don't stand a chance.

"For £25M he better be good at leaning on stuff"


We revisit a tiny handful of the comments made on the site in the past week.

Suarez Got Additional Games for Lack of Remorse


Hey, remember when FIFA came out with a pretty long ban for Luis Suarez and everyone said "Wait, how'd you calculate that?" Finally, we have a (partial) answer!

Shaqiri Scores Hat Trick and Possible LFC Contract


Everything's coming up Xherdan Shaqiri: first a hat trick in the World Cup, followed by what could be a resolution to the transfer story that would see him in Liverpool red next season.

Suarez: "These are just things that happen"

It's deja vu all over again as Luis Suarez and Uruguay scramble to make sense of the striker's third mandibular moment on the pitch.

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