Energizer_hawk

EnergizerHawk

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OH, just like that song in The Lego Movie.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 4:03p
Nice!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 3:56p - 1 reply
BZZZZZZ
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 3:55p
et voila!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 3:54p
Are you actively avoiding work today?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 3:52p - 1 reply
Work computer doesn't have adblock on it. Wondering if the McBuckets title was done in conjunction with the main ad sponsor for SBN today?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 3:50p - 1 reply
Fuck those people. (not literally)
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 3:47p
Quick question!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 3:46p - 1 reply
That's some serious flexibility, yo.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 3:45p
Edge... of... a... glass?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 3:42p - 1 reply
........... TACO OFF!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM CRAVES McBUCKETS on Jul 22 2014, 3:40p
I will!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 22 2014, 12:39a
Next crop. In slightly related news: I'm down 10 lbs in a month. That seems like a good rate of loss, too.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 22 2014, 12:28a - 1 reply
... Gah, why do I have a suit I need to fit in next month?!?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 22 2014, 12:23a - 1 reply
Man. This hamdam has been a busy one. And it hasn't even been linked on the front page!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 22 2014, 12:20a - 1 reply
COBS AT NOON.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 22 2014, 12:17a - 1 reply
Yeah, I was gonna say. I am here. I'm not a dead sperm flushed down a toilet.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 22 2014, 12:15a - 1 reply
..... CORN OFFFFFFFF
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 22 2014, 12:14a - 1 reply
And even then, with the half bites, you're doing twice the work, so really you'd be turning the cob 59 times to equal the 30 full bites.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 22 2014, 12:10a - 1 reply
Less jaw movement with the spiral eating method? I CALL BULLSHIT.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 22 2014, 12:10a - 1 reply
YOU'RE WELCOME?!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 22 2014, 12:07a
Hey, we are typing here, no mouths involved.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 22 2014, 12:00a
minus 1/2 a point for being aligned with a shower pooper.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 22 2014, 12:00a
Well, I had to make it fair for people with small mouths. Just because their mouths are small doesn't mean that they aren't still good for other things.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 11:56p - 1 reply
Corn on the cob eating styles, a thesis.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 11:52p - 4 replies
This is why you make other people do the work for you.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 11:32p - 1 reply
Well, crawfish is good too.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 11:29p - 1 reply
HEY, DUDE!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 11:28p - 1 reply
BURN IT WITH FIRE.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 11:22p
IT TOTALLY DID.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 11:11p
/disregards trCn's food opinions forever
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 11:06p - 1 reply
OR McCabe's Bats.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 11:05p
Because you poop in showers?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 11:04p
Ones with backspace buttons.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 10:52p - 1 reply
FINE., MCCATAT5.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 10:52p - 2 replies
I SAID, "TYPEWRITER STYLE"
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 10:50p - 1 reply
This is MonkeyDos.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 10:48p - 1 reply
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 10:44p - 1 reply
They're embedded tweets. So...
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 10:42p
I'm DOWN.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 10:36p
BULLSHIT
Commented on HAMSTERDAM ACTUALLY BUILT AN X-WING on Jul 21 2014, 10:25p
Because the rec color changed from green to gold about... 8 or 10 months ago?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 20 2014, 8:40p - 1 reply
BEST SUMMATION EVER.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 20 2014, 2:45p
Did you see that your character can dance?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 20 2014, 2:44p
No worries! Enjoy!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 20 2014, 1:06a
Deaf ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------>
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 20 2014, 12:58a - 1 reply
....
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 20 2014, 12:49a - 1 reply
/dry heaves
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 20 2014, 12:44a - 1 reply
Sure hope there isn't soap on the ledge. Or pubes.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 20 2014, 12:44a - 1 reply
It could be dry cake. Hence the need for moisture.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 20 2014, 12:43a
And?
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 20 2014, 12:43a - 2 replies
Nice recap.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 20 2014, 12:42a
yay!
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 19 2014, 10:58p - 1 reply
OH MY GOD.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 19 2014, 10:44p
lol yeah, it took about 75 min for me to download the 5.5 gb
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 19 2014, 10:29p - 1 reply
DESTINY TIME
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 19 2014, 9:59p - 1 reply
Just got in.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 19 2014, 9:54p
Mash up of Frozen and Orange is the New Black.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 19 2014, 1:11p
Yes. Want it? If so, email me at the address in my profile.
Commented on HAMSTERDAM WANTS THAT BURRITO on Jul 19 2014, 12:34p
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