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Just this guy, muddling through and fighting the forces of Gump.

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Gus Malzahn and Nightmare Fuel: Part 1


What follows is a two-part story on the Gus Malzahn offense, and whether it truly is the nightmare genius offense that its proponents would have us believe. Part one is a (very) basic understanding...

Your RBR Word of the Day: Eccentric


eccentric [ɪk-sɛntrɪk] adj 1. deviating or departing from convention, esp in a bizarre manner; 2. irregular or odd With 12 players a side, a larger playing surface, fewer...

Your RBR Word of the Day: Ennui


Ennui: noun \än-wē\ 1. the state of being bored 2. boredom, listlessness, weariness, dissatisfaction With the Stanley Cup and NBA finals over, and football two months away, he...

Your RBR Word(s) of the Day: Dick Coffee


Farewell to a University icon, Dick Coffee, the Superfan.

Worst of the Best: LSU at Auburn


Taking another look at the fart-blowers of the 2012 football season.

Worst of the Best: Arkansas at Auburn 2012


We do it so you don't have to: Examining the worst games from the best conference.

Stop whining and play your schedule...


I love you Les, and understand you're politicking for LSU's best interests. But, scheduling is a zero-sum game where the "winners" get stuck just as often as "losers". More importantly, the huge...

Alabama Running Backs: We love you all!


su·per·la·tive (soo-pûr-lə-tiv) adj. Of the highest order, quality, or degree; surpassing or superior to all others. Excessive or exaggerated. n. Something of the...

Your RBR Word of the Day: Rebuff


Rebuff /n. ri-buhf, ree-buhf/ Noun a blunt or abrupt rejection, as of a person making advances. a peremptory refusal of a request, offer, etc.; snub. a check to action or...

Your RBR Word of the Day: Consternation


consternation noun \kän(t)-stər-nā-shən\ amazement or dismay that hinders or throws into confusion chagrin, vexation While there are some concerns on the defensive side of the...

Your RBR Word of the Day: Louche


louche adjective \lüsh\ glaringly noticeable and inexcusable badness or objectionableness coarse in nature or behavior or inspiring disgust or distaste gravely deficient in...

Your RBR Word of the Day: Binary


binary adjective \ˈbī-nə-rē, -ˌner-ē, -ˌne-rē\ of or relating to the use of stable oppositions (as good and evil) to analyze a subject or create a structural model Rather...

Your RBR Word of the Day: Speechless


Speechless adjective /speech-less/ not capable of being expressed in words

Your RBR Word of the Day: Immutable


immutable noun \(ˌ)i(m)-ˈmyü-tə-bəl\ not capable of or susceptible to change changeless; constant In a conference known for systemic occasional rule-breaking, the foremost immutable law...



Renaissance /noun/ [ren-uh-sahns, -zahns, -sahns, ren-uh-sahns, -zahns, -sahns; ri-ney-suhns] a renewal of life, vigor, interest, etc.; rebirth; revival: a moral renaissance. Alabama's...

Your RBR Word of the Day: Palliative


pal·li·a·tive adjective \pa-lē-ā-tiv, pal-yə-\ Tending or serving to palliate. Relieving or soothing the symptoms of a disease or disorder without effecting a cure. Alabama's...

Your RBR Word of the Day: Miscarriage


mis·car·riage noun \mis-ker-ij, -ka-rij, mis-\ 1: corrupt or incompetent management; especially: a failure in the administration of justice To many of our neighbors across the state,...

Your RBR Word of the Day: Salacious


sa·la·cious adjective \sə-lā-shəs\ arousing or appealing to sexual desire or imagination : lascivious lecherous, lustful via At some "schools", administrators rely upon s...

Your RBR Word of the Day: Melliferous


mel·lif·er·ous adjective \me lif(ə) rəs\: :producing or yielding honey Against teams like Auburn, being a 5'9", weed-smoking , out-of-position corner pays dividends; other times it does...

Your RBR Word of the Day: Perspicacious


perspicacious adjective \pur-spi-key-shuhs\ Having keen mental perception and understanding; discerning: to exhibit perspicacious judgment. Archaic. having keen vision. Despite the...

Your RBR Word of the Day: Ambivalence


ambivalence noun \am-bi-və-lən(t)s\ 1: simultaneous and contradictory attitudes or feelings (as attraction and repulsion) toward an object, person, or action 2: continual fluctuation (as...

Your RBR Word of the Day: Torpid


Torpid (tôr'pĭd) /adjective/ Deprived of the power of motion or feeling; benumbed. Dormant; hibernating. Lethargic; apathetic. When Alabama is relegated to the NIT this...

Your RBR Word of the Day: Confer


Confer: /kən-fûr'/ transitive verb, 1. To bestow (an honor, for example) 2. Accord, award, bestow, give, grant, hand out, present With 6 NCAA titles, 7 SEC titles, 27 NCAA...

Gumption: The Ultimate Evil


Storming the court, rushing the field. These are good problems to have because it means you're on top of the food chain. Don't want it to happen? Don't lose to scrubs.

Gumption: Gump-Shaming


Passion, pride, merchandise are one thing; Gumpin' is quite another.



Alabama faces Arkansas in the SECHC, as it goes for back-to-back conference titles

You Can't Handle The Truth


The NCAA may have been dirty, unjust or unfair. Guess what? It did what it any corporation does when it unearths improprieties.

Gumption: The Four-Year Scholarship Sham and Sympa


After four Alabama players were arrested and indefinitely suspended, it's time to reevaluate multi-year scholarships.

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