Oba1stache

Ethan Swenson

  • joined Feb 20, 2011
  • last login Jul 26, 2014
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Recent Activity
Wish I would've worn my 3D glasses for this.
Commented on ESPN's promo for Sounders vs. LA Galaxy on Jul 25 2014, 3:05p
Worst case scenario, buy a ticket to the top of the space needle and bring some binoculars.
Commented on Major Link Soccer: Making Moves on Jul 25 2014, 2:41p - 1 reply
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Commented on Campaign of 2014 - main characters on Jul 25 2014, 2:23p - 1 reply
We just perfected it.
Commented on Report: DeAndre Yedlin to AS Roma done for 5 million dollars on Jul 25 2014, 2:06p - 1 reply
F'realz?
Commented on Report: DeAndre Yedlin to AS Roma done for 5 million dollars on Jul 24 2014, 6:45p - 1 reply
This is a quote Meeker pulled from the Di Marzio story.
Commented on Report: DeAndre Yedlin to AS Roma done for 5 million dollars on Jul 24 2014, 6:41p - 1 reply
I wonder about that, how much his being an American deflates his transfer value.
Commented on Major Link Soccer: Beasley to Dynamo, Pereira Waived on Jul 24 2014, 6:17p - 1 reply
I can't tell, because I'm fabulously wealthy, but is $5 million a lot of money?
Commented on Major Link Soccer: Beasley to Dynamo, Pereira Waived on Jul 24 2014, 6:00p - 3 replies
There's two examples of games.
Commented on Major Link Soccer: Beasley to Dynamo, Pereira Waived on Jul 24 2014, 4:06p
Word up.
Commented on Major Link Soccer: Beasley to Dynamo, Pereira Waived on Jul 24 2014, 3:42p - 1 reply
I thought that was just an elephant used to enhance the spectacle.
Commented on Major Link Soccer: Beasley to Dynamo, Pereira Waived on Jul 24 2014, 3:26p - 1 reply
So if she's not a citizen then in order for Yedlin to become one, he needs her to become one first?
Commented on Major Link Soccer: Beasley to Dynamo, Pereira Waived on Jul 24 2014, 3:11p - 1 reply
To be fair to LA, it was 3-0 until about midway through the 2nd half.
Commented on Major Link Soccer: Beasley to Dynamo, Pereira Waived on Jul 24 2014, 3:09p - 2 replies
It's hard to believe that LA Galaxy converted any SoCal based Man U fans last night.
Commented on Major Link Soccer: Beasley to Dynamo, Pereira Waived on Jul 24 2014, 2:46p - 3 replies
Until these midseason EPL-MLS friendlies aren't hugely profitable, I fear we won't see the end of them.
Commented on Major Link Soccer: Beasley to Dynamo, Pereira Waived on Jul 24 2014, 2:34p - 1 reply
Oh busted!
Commented on Fabio Pereira released by Sounders FC on Jul 23 2014, 6:54p - 1 reply
You're z'ing too fast, my friend.
Commented on Fabio Pereira released by Sounders FC on Jul 23 2014, 6:36p - 1 reply
Does the job have an affiliation with the Sounders?
Commented on Fabio Pereira released by Sounders FC on Jul 23 2014, 6:35p - 1 reply
I think in this sense, playing time is synonymous with improvement.
Commented on Fabio Pereira released by Sounders FC on Jul 23 2014, 5:46p - 1 reply
for Seattle, duh...
Voted on Jul 23 2014, 5:42p
Is it a homeless shelter?
Commented on Fabio Pereira released by Sounders FC on Jul 23 2014, 5:39p - 1 reply
Current Allocation Order
Commented on Fabio Pereira released by Sounders FC on Jul 23 2014, 5:15p - 3 replies
The league or Houston?
Commented on Fabio Pereira released by Sounders FC on Jul 23 2014, 5:14p - 2 replies
Can't fight destiny.
Commented on Fabio Pereira released by Sounders FC on Jul 23 2014, 4:40p - 1 reply
Good for Houston, good for DMB, good for the league.
Commented on Fabio Pereira released by Sounders FC on Jul 23 2014, 4:31p - 2 replies
I'm sure this will be addressed in the coming CBA negotiations.
Commented on Sounders Reserves in USL PRO is a theory that needs to happen soon on Jul 22 2014, 5:08p
Are you currently running this program?
Commented on Major Link Soccer: Year-Round College Soccer on Jul 22 2014, 2:56p - 2 replies
Wait, I could make tens of thousands of dollars a month by playing FIFA?
Commented on Major Link Soccer: Year-Round College Soccer on Jul 22 2014, 2:36p - 1 reply
I'd rather see a skills challenge than a homegrown game.
Commented on Homegrown Game doesn't really seem to be much of a showcase on Jul 22 2014, 2:26p - 2 replies
Is this the first year they've done this game?
Commented on Homegrown Game doesn't really seem to be much of a showcase on Jul 22 2014, 2:09p - 1 reply
SCSC?
Commented on Major Link Soccer: Clint, DeAndre: Torchlight Grand Marshalls on Jul 21 2014, 3:03p
10 out of 10.
Commented on Xander Bailey's story featured on ESPN's SportsCenter on Jul 21 2014, 1:53p
We scored two run of play goals.
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham - Gamethread on Jul 19 2014, 6:06p - 1 reply
The risk is he signs with a team in Europe and just skips Seattle altogether.
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham - Gamethread on Jul 19 2014, 6:02p - 2 replies
I really, really hope we sign Jordan Morris.
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham - Gamethread on Jul 19 2014, 6:01p - 2 replies
Boots to the chest do that.
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham - Gamethread on Jul 19 2014, 5:59p
Next year after Frei is left unprotected in the expansion draft.
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham - Gamethread on Jul 19 2014, 5:58p
Got a hand to that penalty.
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham - Gamethread on Jul 19 2014, 5:53p
Kovar.
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham - Gamethread on Jul 19 2014, 5:52p
Looked like Okoli was ahead of everybody with the ball.
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham - Gamethread on Jul 19 2014, 5:52p
Definitely ball to hand, hard to fault him for that.
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham - Gamethread on Jul 19 2014, 5:51p - 1 reply
This referee man.
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham - Gamethread on Jul 19 2014, 5:51p - 1 reply
Okoli to Bowen goal!
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham - Gamethread on Jul 19 2014, 5:49p - 2 replies
Is it weird that I'm excited about seeing Josh Ford?
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham - Gamethread on Jul 19 2014, 5:48p - 2 replies
It used to be a year-long lease for doing that.
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham - Gamethread on Jul 19 2014, 5:45p
That was pretty comical.
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham - Gamethread on Jul 19 2014, 5:44p
Better 2nd half squad, I reckon.
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham - Gamethread on Jul 19 2014, 5:37p - 1 reply
Arsenal just signed Debouchy.
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham - Gamethread on Jul 19 2014, 5:32p - 1 reply
I was trying to figure out Nomad's Land.
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham - Gamethread on Jul 19 2014, 5:22p - 1 reply
Nothing friendly about that goal!
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham - Gamethread on Jul 19 2014, 5:19p
Great for the league.
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham - Gamethread on Jul 19 2014, 5:02p - 1 reply
Chicago is also coached by an asshole who's main tactic against superior teams is to knock them down repeatedly.
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham - Gamethread on Jul 19 2014, 4:58p - 1 reply
haha a penalty?
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham - Gamethread on Jul 19 2014, 4:43p
Now that both Dempsey and Oba are back, I suspect you will.
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham - Gamethread on Jul 19 2014, 4:38p - 1 reply
Plot twist: they weren't really offside.
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham - Gamethread on Jul 19 2014, 4:32p - 1 reply
We are unlocking their defense at will.
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham - Gamethread on Jul 19 2014, 4:30p
We've actually looked more dangerous in the first 10 minutes.
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham - Gamethread on Jul 19 2014, 4:24p
Nah, don't worry.
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham - Gamethread on Jul 19 2014, 4:23p - 1 reply
I have to think one of the main reasons we have Tottenham in this friendly is because they didn't demand a grass overlay.
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham - Gamethread on Jul 19 2014, 4:18p - 1 reply
I wonder if it wasn't right at him if he would've made a great effort to stop it.
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham - Gamethread on Jul 19 2014, 4:16p
He will be the standard against which all new signings will be judged.
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham - Gamethread on Jul 19 2014, 4:12p
Fuck you, Brad Friedel!
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham - Gamethread on Jul 19 2014, 4:11p - 2 replies
I saw something that said against Chelsea the Sounders used 21 of 23 players who dressed.
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham - Gamethread on Jul 19 2014, 3:48p
I would think Bailey might be in here too. Maybe.
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham - Gamethread on Jul 19 2014, 3:41p - 2 replies
Sounders v Tottenham - Gamethread
Posted on Jul 19 2014, 3:33p
Coffee in Seattle?
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham Hotspur - Four Mediocre Questions on Jul 18 2014, 3:16p - 1 reply
We don't all work for Microsoft here.
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham Hotspur - Four Mediocre Questions on Jul 18 2014, 3:14p - 4 replies
There are about 3-5 gifs each week I can't use because sbnation won't load them properly for some reason.
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham Hotspur - Four Mediocre Questions on Jul 18 2014, 2:12p
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Commented on Sounders v Tottenham Hotspur - Four Mediocre Questions on Jul 18 2014, 2:11p
"Oh no, our whole team is attractive."
Commented on Player Comparisons: Seattle Sounders v Tottenham Hotspur on Jul 18 2014, 2:02p - 1 reply
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Commented on Sounders v Tottenham Hotspur - Four Mediocre Questions on Jul 18 2014, 1:58p - 1 reply
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Commented on Sounders v Tottenham Hotspur - Four Mediocre Questions on Jul 18 2014, 1:52p - 1 reply
Man, gifs are a crutch for the lazy.
Commented on Sounders v Tottenham Hotspur - Four Mediocre Questions on Jul 18 2014, 1:49p - 2 replies
It's definitely more of the getting your foot in the door early investment.
Commented on Major Link Soccer: Sounders Crashing the ESPYs on Jul 17 2014, 10:49p - 1 reply
Huge "if", which is why I'm considering it and not just outright buying it.
Commented on Major Link Soccer: Sounders Crashing the ESPYs on Jul 17 2014, 6:44p - 3 replies
I think a lot of it could be attributed that he knows a hell of a lot more than he's able to share with us.
Commented on Episode 147: Chopping down the Timbers again, Adrian Hanauer on Jul 17 2014, 6:32p - 2 replies
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