Twins fans! All Bert Blyleven knows how to do is coach pitching. Largely due to his instruction, the Nederlands have stymied the D.R. lineup twice in the WBC, and the Cinderella team of honkballers will move on to the second round.  (Honkballers is the Dutch word for baseball player, and probably the best word on the face of the Earth.)

If this doesn't get Mr. Bert into the HoF, I don't know what will.

Second, judging by the smile on his face in the dug-out, I hope this doesn't get Bert out of the broadcast booth and into coaching in the minors.  Who will circle us?

Third, can we petition to change the team name to the Minnesota Honkballers?