SB Nation User Blog: EverybodyLovesDolphins

Hey Guys and Gals, I just wanted to take a quick minute to say Happy Halloween to everyone since I...

EverybodyLovesDolphins — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:35:55 -0000

Hey Guys and Gals, I just wanted to take a quick minute to say Happy Halloween to everyone since I won't be on tomorrow. Be safe and have a blast.

Go Phins!!!!!!!

I go hard like Im on Viagra...

EverybodyLovesDolphins — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:49:15 -0000

Gosh I haven't made a fanpost in a while, but I felt the need to do so.

There's been way too many posts about Ginn blowing and about how bad we played against the Saints. But I want to get away from that subject for a moment and bring some positive energy to this darken lifeless room. There's been way too much negatism (I know negatism isn't a word, but seriously who cares this ain't no english class) going around and I don't like it!

"Im about to start brainstorming so you better get your umbrellas out."...Jay-z

Im going to tell you like my mama told me...You are the best looking guy in that school and don't let those scrubby girls tell you otherwise.... So in other words...Screw what the media says, we are the best damn sports Franchise in the history of sports. Let me get a hoorah, hoorah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will say this though, I got my first tattoo on Sunday and missed most of the game. But don't worry, my tattoo came out sexy =D. I would post pictures of it but this is a Dolphins blog, not a hey check out my tattoo and tell me what you think blog. That's what myspace was made for.

Quick shout out to DIB for your record setting post and too all that made it happen, Im afriad to go in there now, my computer might explode with so many comments =)

So anyways....

I need your help, Ive been searching for a new icon and have come up with a couple concepts. Pick your favorites.

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Thoughts.......

Blame my Ex-Girlfriend

EverybodyLovesDolphins — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 13:47:54 -0000

I know everyone has been blaming a lot of people for the 0-3 start we have. Whether its our, offense, defense, CP10, secondary, etc etc. But I have come up with the real reason why we are 0-3. My ex-girlfriend. What? Yes I know it’s a little hard to swallow, but let me explain.

I not a very superstitious type of guy, but this is driving me nuts. A few weeks ago me and my girlfriend got into an argument and things got out of hand. She said the Dolphins suck, and will not win a single game this year. I know! That crap pist me off more than anything else she had to say. Seriously WTF. I can take all the, you don’t love me, you don’t pay attention to talk but don’t mess with my Dolphins. LOL (And this happened 3 weeks ago, before the season started).

So we worked it out, and on Sunday (Dolphins VS Chargers) we got into another fight and we ended up breaking up for good. And as fate would have it, CP10 gets his season ended with a dislocated shoulder. Great!

And since she was being a total female dog about it, I told her, her team will not win a game this year as well. Lol and guess what’s her team.....The Panthers (Carolina)...0-3 also. So Bam!!! Returned the favor lol.

I am not superstitious at all, but you have got to be kidding me. I know we did not lose those games because of my stupid ex saying we would, we just got out-played. But come on, seriously! LOL. So you tell me, pure coincidence? Or does as some demonic powers =) (cause only a friend of the devil would wish the Dolphins an 0-16 season).

And just to throw this out there. Me and her dated during the 2007 season. (1-15) and we were apart during 2008. (11-5). So hows that for some freaky sh*t.

(Please don’t shoot me LOL, I meant this as a friendly joke!!)

Message To Ross: Fire Yourself!!!!

EverybodyLovesDolphins — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 14:36:36 -0000

I’ am not sure if most of you guys listen to 790 The Ticket on the radio, but this morning they were having an interesting conversation. And I would like to hear you guy’s opinions on this subject. Bill Parcells apparently does not like what Stephen Ross is doing. Letting all these celebrities become minority owners of the Dolphins. And I honestly don’t blame Parcells.

It reminds him of what happened in Dallas. Celebrities on the field talking with players, taking their mind of the game. He is disliking what Ross is doing. And now the problem I see is that Parcells has the ability to option out of his contract after this year and still get paid. (So in other words, he can go home watch the game on couch, never show his face near the Dolphins and still gets paid. I don’t know about you, but that’s my type of job) So now im here shaking in my hello kitty boots wishing this doesn’t happen.

If Parcells leaves can we blame Ross? Me along with many Dolphins fans will be pissed at Ross, he will be a dead man walking the Green Mile. So I would like to know what are you guys thoughts on this. Can this possibly happen?

(Parcells: "If I had a dollar for every owner this Ross guy gets, I’ll be able to buy myself a 5 dollar foot long."

Ireland: "True") LOL

The Greatest Day

EverybodyLovesDolphins — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 15:39:26 -0000

Today is Monday September 21, 2009, the day I’ve been waiting for since the saddest day in Dolphin history, July 21, 2008.

The bright stadium lights shined away. The cool night walked among us. Partly couldy with a smooth breeze blowing. The night was perect, perfect for football. A helmet sits on the ground, the stadium lights are bright and makes it hard to tell what the helmet said. A tall figure, 6'06, 225 pound emerges next to the helmet and lifts it off the ground. As the helmet moves towards the figures head the lights fade away allowing us to see a Dolphins Logo on the side of the helmet.

The figure puts on the helmet and waits patiently his turn to enter the field. He will be the last person to run into the field. Finally, his turn comes. He takes a deep breath and runs onto the field never looking back. A sold-out house awaits him, nothing but aqua and orange surrounds him. As he runs onto the field, you begin to see his jersey. The beautiful aqua color coming off strong. The number 99 bares on his back loud and proud and his name reads Taylor.

The stadium will go crazy. It will be the best memory to ever be recorded into my skull. The moment JT enters the field my lungs will burn from screaming, my mouth will dry up and my eyes will water, but I won’t care. This will only happen once in a life time. The crowd will chant JT, JT, JT......

The game will kick off and JT will run over the Colts. Manning will find his face on the ground everytime JT hits the field. The day will be capped off with a very comfortable win. I will kiss the girl next to me and I will hug the stranger in front of me. The crowd will sing along to the Miami Dolphins song.

We still have a month until this much anticipated return. But I will be ready. The stores will flood with people getting ready for their tailgate parties. Football will be in the air once again for Miami. Every night before I go to bed I cross out a day and day by day September 21 will come and I’ll be ready, will you?

I, like all Dolphins fans will celebrate his return. His name is Jason Taylor.

No I'm not a physic I can not predict the future, but hell that would be a beautiful story. No?

And I Thought Freddy Was Bad

EverybodyLovesDolphins — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 14:31:36 -0000

Did anyone happen to catch the game last night against the Astro. WOW horrible managin by the Astros. Here I thought Freddy was bad but this Cooper dude is on another level of bad. Seriously, first he walks Ross Gload to get to a very hot Chris Coughlan. After Chris gets a base hit, then he decides to walk Nick Johnson and go against the NL batting leader Hanley Ramirez. ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!!!!!! LOL wow wow wow Then Hanley singles and gets a RBI. He should really check his stats lol. Even their out fielder was laughing at the move.

Who do you root for?

EverybodyLovesDolphins — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 14:19:54 -0000

Hey guys whats up, I got a question for you guys.

Since the Marlins are 2 games behind the wildcard leader San Francisco Giants and 6 games behind the division leader Phillies, who do you root for this coming weekend. The Giants and Phillies are playing a 4 game series and was wondering, who would you root for?

I'am honeslty undecided at this point. I don't know if to root for the Phillies to win or the Giants. I just wanna see your opinions on this situation.

Dolphins Live Game???

EverybodyLovesDolphins — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:37:39 -0000

As all of my fellow Dolphin fans are, am i too looking forward to this upcoming season. It's sooooo close I can smell the crap in Sanchez's pants lol. This year i would like to attend my very first game =).

Yes take it in, lol i've never actually been to a live Dolphins game.

I am so excited. But I'am asking you guys what are some good seats? In the nose bleeds, sidelines, endzone, etc. I want a good view that wont kill my walet, if you catch my drift. thanks in advance peeps

What would you do for this organization?

EverybodyLovesDolphins — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:20:51 -0000

Hey guys what's up!

I was reading an article on the Herald were Jason Taylor stated he is ready to run through a brick wall for the this organization (Parcells, Ireland and Sparano). And I got a good idea. What would you do for this organization, in order to be a Dolphins fan. LOL

I would probably run naked through a crowded sunday night football game against the Jets and piss on the Jets players, then run and sack mark sanchez . LMAO What would you do???????

Typical Jets

EverybodyLovesDolphins — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 16:30:37 -0000

Hello fellow Dol-fans.

I was reading a sports write up about the Jets on Yahoo Sports, where Calvin Pace is reportly suspended for four (4) games and will return on the night they play the Dolphins. I couldn't help but laugh at the statement made by Calvin.

“I am responsible for what I put into my body and I should have paid closer attention to the league’s guidelines,” Pace said. “I regret that this has happened and apologize to my teammates, the entire Jets organization, as well as the fans. Hopefully, this does not distract from our ultimate goal of winning the Super Bowl.”

Goal of winning the Superbowl. You got to be kidding me. LOL. It's so typical Jets to always assume to win the Superbowl every freaking single year. Be realistic, and remember this division goes through Miami, Jet fans. Thoughts...