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Something about craft beer being discussed too much by hipsters, and it also causing bad mojo.
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 21 2014, 1:25a - 1 reply
I made a dumb comment. Other users jumped on it and blew it out of proportion.
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 21 2014, 1:20a - 1 reply
I watched it right before the Sharks game started. :P
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 21 2014, 1:16a - 1 reply
Master of coming in after the aired has been cleared and reminding me of a thing I had long since forgotten.
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 21 2014, 1:11a - 1 reply
I would never say such a thing.
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 21 2014, 1:10a
FUCK YEAH SHARKS - PUDDING TO THE VICTOR
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 21 2014, 12:46a - 1 reply
"Dustin Brown ejection" sounds like a new way to describe taking a shit.
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 21 2014, 12:39a - 3 replies
WOW. We're up 7-2 and Vlasic STILL dives to keep a puck in during a powerplay.
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 21 2014, 12:28a - 3 replies
Wow. I feel so embarrassed for everyone involved with the Kings right now.
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 21 2014, 12:26a - 4 replies
Down 2-0 after one, now up 6-2.
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 21 2014, 12:21a
Your'e
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 21 2014, 12:19a
PA-GPALZ-SKI!
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 21 2014, 12:10a
Hey remember when we were down 2-0 and we were scared because Sharks weren't great on the road?
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 21 2014, 12:05a
AWKWARD GPALZ
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 21 2014, 12:04a
What;s the advantage to this?
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 21 2014, 12:04a
Kings are bad, Sharks are good.
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 21 2014, 12:02a
Why would you not own a car for five years if possible?
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 21 2014, 12:01a - 1 reply
You'd like my grandfather's garage.
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 11:59p
I'll smack u right in the gobber I swear on me mum.
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 11:56p
You know, all these car commercials have me wondering....
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 11:54p - 6 replies
So I was only half paying attention while I attended to other things.
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 11:45p - 2 replies
CBC had it has Braun's from the get-go.
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 11:36p - 2 replies
Quick doing his best to hide from the puck.
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 11:35p
MORE BRAUN THAN BRAINS
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 11:33p
RAFIKI TORRES
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 11:21p
I don't see the connection.
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 11:21p - 1 reply
It's a good thing I didn't call him a brony too, or he might yell at me in caps lock again like he did last year.
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 11:18p
We would be winning like 6-2 if more players could hit that open net.
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 11:15p
This comment explains so much about everything.
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 11:15p - 2 replies
Intermission snack?
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 11:12p
Mike Brown did a goal.
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 11:11p
There's this button on my laptop above the scrolly pad thing that also works like Z in scrolling through comments!
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 11:07p
Eh, I concede fault on the initial few comments.
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 11:05p
Nah, I'm down to talk about pretty much anything.
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 11:03p - 1 reply
And yet I'm not the one fawning over craft beer.
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 10:58p - 1 reply
Anyone who talks about craft beer is a hipster.
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 10:57p - 4 replies
The Sharks legitimately look like they forgot how to skate.
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 10:48p
ENOUGH NEGATIVITY - WE'RE LAYING ALL THE CARDS OUT - SHARK PUDDING!!!!!!!
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 10:45p - 1 reply
Time for a coaching change?
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 10:44p
Ahh.
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 10:43p - 1 reply
Kay, I have your permission.
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 10:43p
Hipsters.
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 10:43p - 1 reply
Who needs clean passing when you have heart?
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 10:42p
Who needs clean passing when you have heart?
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 10:42p - 1 reply
How do you make an image not-gigantic?
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 10:41p - 3 replies
Sharks aren't scoring, but at least Brown made a big hit.
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 10:39p - 1 reply
People are discussing a topic that's not craft beer.
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 10:39p - 3 replies
Good.
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 10:38p
SEXY HERTL MOJO - GOTTA UNDER THE NEGATIVE CRAFT BEER REVERSE-MOJO!
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 10:34p - 1 reply
Sharks have all the pressure, Kings get two flukey goals.
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 10:29p
If they post regularly on Twitter for reasons other than "It's part of my job"
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 10:28p - 1 reply
hi-scoring Sharks?
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 10:24p - 1 reply
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Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 10:19p - 1 reply
BLOW UP THE TEAM.
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 10:17p
Sorry, did I make you so angry you broke your ironic Transformers toys?
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 10:15p - 2 replies
There's a hockey game on and the hipsters still feel a need to talk about craft beer.
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 10:11p - 3 replies
BRING THE CREAMY, SUGARY PAIN!!!!!
Commented on Gameday Thread: Sharks vs. Kings, Game 2 on Apr 20 2014, 10:03p - 1 reply
Can't watch this game, so I'll leave this here.
Commented on Sharks vs. Kings Game 2 Preview: Five questions with Jewels From The Crown on Apr 20 2014, 8:44p
Maybe nobody else got bothered by it because the other fans know how to handle hecklers like reasonable adults?
Commented on Sharks dominate Los Angeles in 6-3 win on Apr 18 2014, 7:59p
Minnesota didn't win...
Commented on Sharks dominate Los Angeles in 6-3 win on Apr 18 2014, 11:53a
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Commented on Sharks dominate Los Angeles in 6-3 win on Apr 18 2014, 11:51a
This is like a GIF of the American "war on drugs".
Commented on Sharks dominate Los Angeles in 6-3 win on Apr 18 2014, 11:47a - 1 reply
I took some Gravol and wound up awkwardly posed on my lazy chair.
Commented on Sharks dominate Los Angeles in 6-3 win on Apr 18 2014, 10:34a
I think we're all forgetting the real reason the Sharks won tonight.
Commented on Sharks dominate Los Angeles in 6-3 win on Apr 18 2014, 10:20a - 1 reply
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