To everyone's favorite "Appalachian mouth breather." A K extension with an escalating salary clause?!!? What the fuck?! Meathead, thy name be Stoops.

I posit the following rationale for this dizzyingly stupid move.  UA's current AD just arrived from a parallel universe, a la Earth-2, where the Bizarro Mike Stoops recently won the 2nd of back-to-back BCS bowl games whilst his brother, Bizarro Bob Stoops, remained a perennial underachiever and black sheep of the entire Stoops clan. 

Just for fun i decided to run a quick google image search to locate any pictures where Stoops doesn't resemble a Paleolithic neanderthal grunting at his cavewoman to pass the mastadon ribs. Success? You be the judge. 

via www.tucsoncitizen.com

EYE-RAPE! EYE-RAPE!

via sportsreport.freedomblogging.com

via www.coacheshotseat.com

via 4.bp.blogspot.com

Contrast the foregoing proto-douchebag-caveman images with a shot of our main man: 

via www.bcemba06.org

So fucking cool right?  

I acknowledge that Stoops' douchebaggery has no limits and has been discussed @ CBG ad nauseum. However, i'm in my last round of law school finals and I LOVE procrastinating!