Farmhand_1

Farmhand

  • joined Dec 20, 2012
  • last login Apr 20, 2014
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Cleveland's new image

Are our rivals pulling a Dan Snyder? The Cleveland Indians baseball club is proud to announce a new promotion: the Cleveland Indian-American Outreach Initiative. We recognize the value that...

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A Royals fan hits bottom in Death Valley

This is my low point as a Royals fan. Really. We finally make it to Death Valley, but we're both sick as dogs with a strong cod/flu, our noses running like the Kauffman fountains and more...

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Friday OT: Deep Thoughts on the Farm Edition

October is a crazy busy time for us vegetable farmers. It's just as well the Royals won the World Series by the end of September, I don't know how I'd have kept up with everything doing it the...

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OT: The Route to the Royals

It’s a beautiful Saturday afternoon when I leave my central Missouri farm, pulling onto the blacktop in a cloudless September day. Around 150 miles separate me from Kauffman Stadium, depending...

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The Process of Homemade PopTarts

With the Royals sputtering their way to an uncertain finish, I needed some comfort food to distract me from (among other things) Dayton Moore's assertion that the offense doesn't need fixing. And...

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Should Royals fans be rooting for the Tigers?

Several times in the last few days, the idea has been floated in game threads that it would be in the Royals' best interest for Detroit to beat up on Cleveland, running away with the division title...

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A Royals fan reads Moneyball for the first time

I finished Moneyball recently, having found to my surprise that it was in my local library. It appealed immensely to me, I think in part because I'm the ideal target audience: a...

Kottaras wins pregame cow-milking contest

George Kottaras didn’t want to be embarrassed when asked to participate in a cow-milking contest as part of the Rangers’ Farm and Ranch Day promotion prior to Saturday’s game. So, he … well, let him tell it. "We were home (earlier in the week) when I was asked about it," he said, "and I went on YouTube to do a little research because I’d never really been around a cow before. I got some tips from the YouTube video...About an hour before the game," Kottaras said, "I went out to the outfield and met the owners of the cow. "They gave me some little tips and pointers. I got acquainted with the cow a little bit. Rubbed the utters. It worked out great for me." Nothing beats hands-on experience.

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OT: Memorial Day memories

Since the Royals aren't giving us much to remember lately, I thought perhaps the community would be interested in observing Memorial Day weekend by sharing stories of veterans we've known but are...

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Lough in Frenchy's Places, full lyrics

Frank Yost hit an Oakland karaoke bar last night:Blame it all on ex-Braves,they showed up in waves,and kept our young prospects from playThe last one to show,was the first one to go,and now he's a...

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Special opportunity: meet Farmhand at the K, Friday May 10!

So I'm intending to make the long trip to KC for the Friday, 5/10 game versus the Yankees. I only get to do this once or twice a year, and it'll be the first evening game I've ever attended at...

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Judging decisions on context

What happens if Dayton Moore's gamble works.

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A Royals Fan on Prime Time Japanese TV

In an off-season full of frustration and angst over the Royals' future, I figured this story might produce a few chuckles. There's no analysis or insight into the team's future, only a...

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