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Farthammer

  • joined Jan 23, 2009
  • last login Apr 15, 2014
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I teach teenagers how to do math good.

I trained BJJ at Ralph Gracie JJ for a year and then moved away. I then moved back again and trained for another year until my C-6/C-7 disk grew to the size of Hasim Rahman's forehead in that one fight. If I ever get better I will return to training. Or maybe I will just use my vast white-belt knowledge to pretend I know more about BJJ than I really do.

I also trained in Muay Thai/Boxing for about 5 months until I realized that getting punched and kicked sucks if you are not getting paid for it. UPDATE: I have been training Muay Thai at Fairtex for the past 2 months - it's way cooler than before because they aren't forcing me to spar with Gold Glove finalists like the last place I was at. I am currently 82-0 versus the heavy bag.

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  • MMA GSP, A. Silva, Fedor, Aoki, Cain, Ubereem, JDS, Guillard, Held
  • Boxing Meh
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Recent Activity
FAAAAAAKEEEEEE
Commented on Video: Complete Chael Sonnen vs Wanderlei Silva + Andre Dida TUF brawl on Apr 15 2014, 5:36p
Should be a grand slam of a flag. Your comment sent me over my hammy.
Commented on Marina Shafir wins pro debut via armbar, says she will be ready for Cyborg in a 'year and a half' on Apr 13 2014, 10:12p
"She shouldn’t be trawling the local Denny’s wait staff for opponents."
Commented on Marina Shafir wins pro debut via armbar, says she will be ready for Cyborg in a 'year and a half' on Apr 13 2014, 10:11p - 1 reply
I think they think that because Manny tooled him the first fight. That decision made my dick itch.
Commented on Pacquiao vs. Bradley II boxing preview, live streaming results, discussion, live fight online coverage April 12 on Apr 12 2014, 10:27p
What if Shlemenko pauses the game and enters the Konami code? Dude will have lasers, shield, and two options.
Commented on Tito Ortiz vs. Alexander Shlemenko targeted for Bellator PPV in May on Apr 12 2014, 10:26p
Judo was 154...but I imagine to medal in Judo you can't be carrying THAT much extra weight
Commented on Liz Carmouche would be ‘surprised’ if Gina Carano lasted more than ‘10 seconds’ against Ronda Rousey on Apr 11 2014, 11:08p - 1 reply
She used to compete at 154, so she cuts at least 20 lbs
Commented on Liz Carmouche would be ‘surprised’ if Gina Carano lasted more than ‘10 seconds’ against Ronda Rousey on Apr 11 2014, 9:55p - 1 reply
Yes, it is sad
Commented on Liz Carmouche would be ‘surprised’ if Gina Carano lasted more than ‘10 seconds’ against Ronda Rousey on Apr 11 2014, 9:53p
/raises hand
Commented on Dana White & Ronda Rousey say Gina Carano deserves a UFC title shot on Apr 10 2014, 9:19a - 2 replies
I meant "link" as to him being a lot smarter and nicer. His comments on homeless people seems to differ.
Commented on Emerson holds McCall ‘indirectly’ responsible for Shane del Rosario’s death on Apr 9 2014, 11:05a
Joe Rogan's podcast
Commented on Emerson holds McCall ‘indirectly’ responsible for Shane del Rosario’s death on Apr 9 2014, 11:04a - 1 reply
At least you are open-minded about it and make solid counter-arguments.
Commented on Emerson holds McCall ‘indirectly’ responsible for Shane del Rosario’s death on Apr 9 2014, 11:03a
Ok
Commented on Emerson holds McCall ‘indirectly’ responsible for Shane del Rosario’s death on Apr 8 2014, 8:31p - 2 replies
link?
Commented on Emerson holds McCall ‘indirectly’ responsible for Shane del Rosario’s death on Apr 8 2014, 8:19p - 2 replies
It didn't cause his death
Commented on Emerson holds McCall ‘indirectly’ responsible for Shane del Rosario’s death on Apr 8 2014, 8:16p - 1 reply
Good
Commented on Kyra Gracie hopes to fight for the UFC following pregnancy and childbirth on Apr 6 2014, 7:05p
80% of the time
Commented on Diego Sanchez on Anthony Pettis: 'That's a fight I win nine out of 10 times' on Apr 6 2014, 11:26a - 1 reply
More like
Commented on WSOF: Burkman and Abdel-Aziz come to uneasy agreement, Burkman gets Fitch/Palhares winner on Apr 5 2014, 8:16p - 1 reply
MInakov chooses a straight ankle over a heel hook?
Commented on Bellator 115: Minakov vs. Kongo live results, streaming video, play by play on Apr 4 2014, 10:55p
This is like, all the karma ever
Commented on Bellator 115: Minakov vs. Kongo live results, streaming video, play by play on Apr 4 2014, 10:52p
DEEEZ NUTTTSS
Commented on Bellator 115: Minakov vs. Kongo live results, streaming video, play by play on Apr 4 2014, 10:49p
At least we don't have to worry about our bullpen for a night.
Commented on Game Canceled - Will Be Made Up On Date TBD on Apr 4 2014, 10:48p
WTF? How did he blow that?
Commented on Bellator 115: Minakov vs. Kongo live results, streaming video, play by play on Apr 4 2014, 10:26p - 1 reply
The only person scarier than Ralph in person was Ryan. He was at the academy my first week of training.
Commented on MMA Origins: World Combat Championships on Apr 4 2014, 5:19p
Guy sounds pretty awesome. I am sure that most other fighters love reading this.
Commented on Luke Barnatt: If you are in the UFC and complaining about money, go to another organization and fight for pennies on Apr 4 2014, 5:11p
Ralph!
Commented on MMA Origins: World Combat Championships on Apr 4 2014, 10:44a
Movie offers are still there, but starting to wind down...
Commented on Gina Carano to meet with Dana White about possible UFC future next week, or could retire for good on Apr 4 2014, 10:39a - 2 replies
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