Farthammer

joined Jan 23, 2009
last login May 18, 2013
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I teach teenagers how to do math good.

I trained BJJ at Ralph Gracie JJ for a year and then moved away. I then moved back again and trained for another year until my C-6/C-7 disk grew to the size of Hasim Rahman's forehead in that one fight. If I ever get better I will return to training. Or maybe I will just use my vast white-belt knowledge to pretend I know more about BJJ than I really do.

I also trained in Muay Thai/Boxing for about 5 months until I realized that getting punched and kicked sucks if you are not getting paid for it. UPDATE: I have been training Muay Thai at Fairtex for the past 2 months - it's way cooler than before because they aren't forcing me to spar with Gold Glove finalists like the last place I was at. I am currently 82-0 versus the heavy bag.

A Fan Of...

mlb Oakland Athletics
nba Golden State Warriors
nfl San Francisco 49ers
martial GSP, A. Silva, Fedor, Aoki, Cain, Ubereem, JDS, Guillard, Held
boxing Meh
tennis Sampras, Lendl, Federer, Nadal
nhl San Jose Sharks
nascar Meh
soccer Meh
cycling Meh
general Meh
general Meh

Recent Activity

	I train UFC Recommended on May 18 2013, 8:25p
	Totally true Commented on UFC rewind: Watching UFC 2 on the new UFC Select YouTube channel on May 18 2013, 12:36p
	no. not Briesha Recommended on May 17 2013, 10:51p
	This is just as severe Commented on Nate Diaz suspended by UFC for 90 days and fined $20,000 on May 17 2013, 8:42p - 1 reply
	Meanwhile, Chael Sonnen gets million dollar paydays(allegedly) and pats on the back for saying derogatory things about Brazil & Brazilians(for years). Recommended on May 17 2013, 8:41p
	Wrong. Definitions like 'employee' and 'independent contractor' are defined by a body of law, not a Zuffa contract Recommended on May 17 2013, 8:40p
	Consider this a warning. Recommended on May 17 2013, 8:39p
	Jason DeLucia was an underrated bad-ass Commented on UFC rewind: Watching UFC 2 on the new UFC Select YouTube channel on May 17 2013, 8:32p - 1 reply
	What a lovely man. Commented on UFC suspends Nate Diaz 'pending investigation' over controversial tweet on May 16 2013, 10:18p
	This is bullshit Recommended on May 16 2013, 9:45p
	I can be the first to confirm that FRB is confirming this. Commented on UFC suspends Nate Diaz 'pending investigation' over controversial tweet on May 16 2013, 9:36p
	You were on your way to a warning for harping on about the South Park thing. But for your use of the term butthurt, CONGRATULATIONS! Recommended on May 16 2013, 9:00p
	No Subject Recommended on May 16 2013, 8:59p
	I am sorry, but this sentiment annoys me. Recommended on May 16 2013, 8:59p
	Meh, so the guy doesn't like weed big deal, live and let live, if he gets seen curb stomping stoners in the street, maybe he's the worst human being in existance Recommended on May 16 2013, 9:28a
	Ever been stuck in a high school class with kids who are high? Recommended on May 16 2013, 9:28a
	i have no problems with this whatsoever Recommended on May 16 2013, 9:28a
	You don't know Caraway's situation. Potheads DO affect others. There could be a legit reason why he has 0 tolerance for these stoners. They hurt themselves and people around them. Recommended on May 16 2013, 9:25a
	No Subject Recommended on May 16 2013, 9:24a
	You are actually arguing weed doesn't impair driving ability? Recommended on May 16 2013, 9:24a
	All or none Recommended on May 12 2013, 7:24p
	No one in fighting age should need TRT. Testosterone only drops about 10-15% between peak and age 49. Recommended on May 12 2013, 7:23p
	The "bring is back to normal levels" rhetoric is so silly. Recommended on May 12 2013, 7:22p
	Difference lies in the interpretation of the evidence. Recommended on May 12 2013, 7:22p
	No Subject Recommended on May 12 2013, 7:22p
	Vitor Belfort not ashamed of TRT use, 'I'm not doing anything illegal' Recommended on May 12 2013, 7:21p
	There are a bunch of old-timers on the UG who talk about Rickson's guys getting taken to school at tourneys Commented on Gods of War: Gokor Chivichyan on May 11 2013, 5:27p - 1 reply
	No mention Commented on Gods of War: Gokor Chivichyan on May 11 2013, 4:12p - 1 reply
	That was the "real Cerrone" he just met the real Pettis. Recommended on May 11 2013, 1:03p
	I knew it. Word. Commented on MMA Tete-A-Tete: Nate & Eugene on UFC 162, Mayweather, Carwin, steroids, lawsuits and more on May 11 2013, 11:23a
	Earl and I were wondering... Commented on MMA Tete-A-Tete: Nate & Eugene on UFC 162, Mayweather, Carwin, steroids, lawsuits and more on May 11 2013, 12:39a - 2 replies
	Regarding Alvarez/Bellator Recommended on May 11 2013, 12:39a
	Those Affliction PPVs were my spirit-animal. Fuck the casuals. Commented on Oh Bellator: King Mo defends, Paul Daley delays and Leonard Garcia says 'no thanks' on May 11 2013, 12:32a
	No way a Bellator PPV does better than a UFC PPV Recommended on May 11 2013, 12:31a
	No Subject Recommended on May 11 2013, 12:29a
	The final solution is obvious. Recommended on May 8 2013, 9:47p
	I am just now the world's greatest dad Commented on Rich Franklin not ready to retire, looking at Michael Bisping for next fight on May 5 2013, 10:48p - 2 replies
	No, this is the world's greatest babysitter Commented on Rich Franklin not ready to retire, looking at Michael Bisping for next fight on May 5 2013, 10:44p
	You don't even know how intense I get with the hate. Bet on it. Commented on Rich Franklin not ready to retire, looking at Michael Bisping for next fight on May 5 2013, 10:29p - 1 reply
	I am more of a hater than Earl Commented on Rich Franklin not ready to retire, looking at Michael Bisping for next fight on May 5 2013, 9:50p - 1 reply
	it is PEDdy cool! Recommended on May 5 2013, 10:49a
	you are giving floyd too much credit Recommended on May 5 2013, 2:21a
	Ooh like that with the shorties? Commented on Leslie Smith dropping to flyweight to meet Jennifer Maia at Invicta FC 6 on May 4 2013, 12:44a - 1 reply
	And still feel you Commented on Leslie Smith dropping to flyweight to meet Jennifer Maia at Invicta FC 6 on May 3 2013, 11:50p - 1 reply
	I feel you Commented on Leslie Smith dropping to flyweight to meet Jennifer Maia at Invicta FC 6 on May 3 2013, 11:49p - 1 reply
	yes that is exactly what i am saying. Recommended on May 2 2013, 11:18p
	Yes Commented on Chael Sonnen vs. Wanderlei Silva being considered to headline first UFC event on Fox Sports 1 on May 2 2013, 11:12p - 1 reply
	I don't have to like it though. Recommended on May 2 2013, 11:10p
	I gotta say, I hate that. Recommended on May 2 2013, 11:10p
	Whenever I see ads like that I get reminded of Tina Fey's one Recommended on May 2 2013, 10:36p
	I'm not saying Alvarez has no chance either... Recommended on May 2 2013, 9:18p
	I'm well aware of what some people seem to think when it comes to this case. Recommended on May 2 2013, 9:18p
	Frankly I'm a little surprised that none of you are putting the blame on Alvarez... Recommended on May 2 2013, 9:17p
	I think Rebney is kind of slimy Recommended on May 2 2013, 9:16p
	The UFC and almost all organizations have similar clauses in their contract. Recommended on May 2 2013, 8:51p
	AWESOME FIGHT Commented on Following UFC 159 loss, Chael Sonnen not retiring and eyeing Wanderlei Silva for next fight on May 1 2013, 12:05a - 1 reply
	Edited: Recommended on May 1 2013, 12:04a
	Jones is going to run shit at HW. Commented on Greg Jackson ready to help Jon Jones move up to heavyweight after clearing out UFC's LHW class on Apr 30 2013, 11:20p - 1 reply
	Phil Davis is a real life Aeon Flux character Recommended on Apr 30 2013, 11:13p
	I do squats and dead lifts constantly Commented on Greg Jackson ready to help Jon Jones move up to heavyweight after clearing out UFC's LHW class on Apr 30 2013, 10:44p - 1 reply
	Tito also has the mental edge. Recommended on Apr 29 2013, 8:37p
	BTW, i'm starting to think fighters think that they can talk them selves in a tittle for bunch of money Recommended on Apr 29 2013, 8:35p
	Ye, he is totally fucked up Recommended on Apr 29 2013, 8:35p
	He's got as legitimate a claim at a 205 title shot as Chael did. Recommended on Apr 29 2013, 8:34p
	Satire on Bloodyelbow that isn't tired and boring? Recommended on Apr 29 2013, 7:22p
	Totally get you dude Recommended on Apr 29 2013, 9:26a
	.. Recommended on Apr 29 2013, 9:26a
	Hmmm... Recommended on Apr 29 2013, 9:23a
	Open Letters... Recommended on Apr 29 2013, 9:23a
	At first I thought this was a serious post Recommended on Apr 29 2013, 9:22a
	If Chael retires I can finally come back here full-time and waste more of my day. Commented on UFC 159 Results: Why Chael Sonnen's loss to Jon Jones was his curtain call on Apr 29 2013, 12:04a - 1 reply
	When a comic does a routine Recommended on Apr 29 2013, 12:03a
	No Subject Recommended on Apr 29 2013, 12:02a
	Mookie, I provide only the most relevant factoids Recommended on Apr 28 2013, 10:31a
	Yup, you're the only one Recommended on Apr 28 2013, 10:30a
	No Subject Recommended on Apr 28 2013, 10:30a
	glad i didn't pay for that shit. Recommended on Apr 28 2013, 10:18a
	UFC Recommended on Apr 28 2013, 10:18a
	Not Really Recommended on Apr 28 2013, 10:17a
	BTW Cormier just tweeted Dana and Roy and asked for a fight with Roy Commented on UFC 159 results: Champion Jon Jones suffers grisly toe break in easy win over Chael Sonnen on Apr 28 2013, 1:26a - 3 replies

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