
Farthammer
Jan 23, 2009 Feb 13, 2012 6 5051
I teach teenagers how to do math good.
I trained BJJ at Ralph Gracie JJ for a year and then moved away. I then moved back again and trained for another year until my C-6/C-7 disk grew to the size of Hasim Rahman's forehead in that one fight. If I ever get better I will return to training. Or maybe I will just use my vast white-belt knowledge to pretend I know more about BJJ than I really do.
I also trained in Muay Thai/Boxing for about 5 months until I realized that getting punched and kicked sucks if you are not getting paid for it. UPDATE: I have been training Muay Thai at Fairtex for the past 2 months - it's way cooler than before because they aren't forcing me to spar with Gold Glove finalists like the last place I was at. I am currently 82-0 versus the heavy bag.
a fan of
Oakland Athletics
Golden State Warriors
San Francisco 49ers
GSP, A. Silva, Fedor, Aoki, Cain, Ubereem
Meh
Sampras, Lendl, Federer, Nadal
San Jose Sharks
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Recommended Everyone reporting on this story is missing the point on Bloody Elbow - 02/11/12 1:14 PM EST
Commented I still fail to see how your point, that I agree with, on UFC 143: In Defense of Nick Diaz's Weed Habit on Bloody Elbow - 02/11/12 1:00 PM EST
Commented "Let’s let doctors decide who needs what." on UFC 143: In Defense of Nick Diaz's Weed Habit on Bloody Elbow - 02/11/12 12:42 PM EST
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Commented I didn't realize "Civil Disobedience" was an option on Nick Diaz Suspension Likely One Year Based On Most Recent Actions By NSAC on Bloody Elbow - 02/10/12 1:01 PM EST
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Commented Agreed on UFC 143 Results: Dana White Is Right, A Nick Diaz Vs. Carlos Condit Rematch Is The Way To Go on Bloody Elbow - 02/06/12 1:28 PM EST
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Commented I still see holes in Werdum's striking on UFC 143 Results: Does Fabricio Werdum's Mauling Of Roy Nelson Mean He's Ready To Contend In... on Bloody Elbow - 02/05/12 1:44 PM EST
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Commented He crossed his arms a bunch and taunted Carlos on The Thrill is Gone: The Divorce of Violence and Sport on Bloody Elbow - 02/05/12 11:53 AM EST
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Commented I bet she WOULD be terrible in bed on My frustration with the Diaz-Condit fight on Bloody Elbow - 02/05/12 11:50 AM EST
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Commented Helwani thinks he'll be back on Nick Diaz: 'I'm Outta This S**t', Retires From MMA After UFC 143 Loss To Carlos Condit on Bloody Elbow - 02/05/12 1:17 AM EST
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Commented I mean annoying to Nick on UFC 143: Diaz Vs. Condit - Live Results And Play-By-Play For PPV Main Card on Bloody Elbow - 02/05/12 12:58 AM EST
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Commented srsly on UFC 143: Diaz Vs. Condit - Live Results And Play-By-Play For PPV Main Card on Bloody Elbow - 02/05/12 12:55 AM EST
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Commented Retiring? on UFC 143: Diaz Vs. Condit - Live Results And Play-By-Play For PPV Main Card on Bloody Elbow - 02/05/12 12:53 AM EST
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Commented No idea who won on UFC 143: Diaz Vs. Condit - Live Results And Play-By-Play For PPV Main Card on Bloody Elbow - 02/05/12 12:48 AM EST
Commented Carlos is peppering in some Kalib Starnes on offense on UFC 143: Diaz Vs. Condit - Live Results And Play-By-Play For PPV Main Card on Bloody Elbow - 02/05/12 12:29 AM EST
Commented Eh...10-9 Condit? on UFC 143: Diaz Vs. Condit - Live Results And Play-By-Play For PPV Main Card on Bloody Elbow - 02/05/12 12:23 AM EST
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Commented I'd be 11 higher if they go the Riddle fight right. on UFC 143: Diaz Vs. Condit - Live Results And Play-By-Play For PPV Main Card on Bloody Elbow - 02/05/12 12:09 AM EST
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Commented This must be the highest scoring event ever on UFC 143: Diaz Vs. Condit - Live Results And Play-By-Play For PPV Main Card on Bloody Elbow - 02/05/12 12:05 AM EST
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Commented If Herb Dean reffed more of Chuck Liddell's fights on UFC 143: Diaz Vs. Condit - Live Results And Play-By-Play For PPV Main Card on Bloody Elbow - 02/04/12 11:18 PM EST
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Commented I wanna say 60 on UFC 143: Diaz Vs. Condit - Live Results And Play-By-Play For PPV Main Card on Bloody Elbow - 02/04/12 11:01 PM EST
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Commented 10-9 Starks on UFC 143: Diaz Vs. Condit - Live Results And Play-By-Play For PPV Main Card on Bloody Elbow - 02/04/12 10:23 PM EST
Commented Herman looks no bueno on UFC 143: Diaz Vs. Condit - Live Results And Play-By-Play For PPV Main Card on Bloody Elbow - 02/04/12 10:20 PM EST
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Commented I'll let him know on UFC 143: Diaz Vs. Condit - Live Results And Play-By-Play For PPV Main Card on Bloody Elbow - 02/04/12 10:15 PM EST
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Commented Life by the drop? on UFC 143: Diaz Vs. Condit - Live Results And Play-By-Play For PPV Main Card on Bloody Elbow - 02/04/12 10:14 PM EST
Commented I used to hate him despite Bay Area ties on UFC 143: Diaz Vs. Condit - Live Results And Play-By-Play For PPV Main Card on Bloody Elbow - 02/04/12 10:13 PM EST
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Commented Taste the Pain lives? on UFC 143: Diaz Vs. Condit - Live Results And Play-By-Play For PPV Main Card on Bloody Elbow - 02/04/12 10:03 PM EST
Commented That was 42 times better than the old one on UFC 143: Diaz Vs. Condit - Live Results And Play-By-Play For PPV Main Card on Bloody Elbow - 02/04/12 10:02 PM EST
Commented NEW OPENING on UFC 143: Diaz Vs. Condit - Live Results And Play-By-Play For PPV Main Card on Bloody Elbow - 02/04/12 10:00 PM EST
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Commented I expect Dana to tweet any second on UFC 143: Diaz Vs. Condit - Live Results And Play-By-Play For Undercard Fights on Bloody Elbow - 02/04/12 9:27 PM EST





