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Farthammer

  • joined Jan 23, 2009
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I teach teenagers how to do math good.

I trained BJJ at Ralph Gracie JJ for a year and then moved away. I then moved back again and trained for another year until my C-6/C-7 disk grew to the size of Hasim Rahman's forehead in that one fight. If I ever get better I will return to training. Or maybe I will just use my vast white-belt knowledge to pretend I know more about BJJ than I really do.

I also trained in Muay Thai/Boxing for about 5 months until I realized that getting punched and kicked sucks if you are not getting paid for it. UPDATE: I have been training Muay Thai at Fairtex for the past 2 months - it's way cooler than before because they aren't forcing me to spar with Gold Glove finalists like the last place I was at. I am currently 82-0 versus the heavy bag.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Oakland Athletics
  • NBA Golden State Warriors
  • NFL San Francisco 49ers
  • NHL San Jose Sharks
  • MMA GSP, A. Silva, Fedor, Aoki, Cain, Ubereem, JDS, Guillard, Held
  • Boxing Meh
  • Tennis Sampras, Lendl, Federer, Nadal
  • NASCAR Meh
  • Soccer Meh
  • Cycling Meh
  • Bundesliga Meh
  • FIFA Meh
Recent Activity
I have done those and I agree 100%
Commented on Alexander Gustafsson injures knee, Daniel Cormier now fights Jon Jones at UFC 178 on Jul 24 2014, 6:54p
What a horrible and poorly thought-out argument
Commented on Chael Sonnen handed two-year suspension for failed drug tests, no monetary penalty on Jul 24 2014, 12:20a - 1 reply
That transformation took 16 episodes.
Commented on Alexander Gustafsson injures knee, Daniel Cormier now fights Jon Jones at UFC 178 on Jul 23 2014, 11:18p - 1 reply
Super hot face, but also very non-curvy.
Commented on Alexander Gustafsson injures knee, Daniel Cormier now fights Jon Jones at UFC 178 on Jul 23 2014, 11:17p - 2 replies
Buddy saw a early screener.
Commented on Alexander Gustafsson injures knee, Daniel Cormier now fights Jon Jones at UFC 178 on Jul 23 2014, 11:13p
Crossfit is dildos.
Commented on Alexander Gustafsson injures knee, Daniel Cormier now fights Jon Jones at UFC 178 on Jul 23 2014, 11:11p - 1 reply
Also meant to make you stronger? Lifting weights.
Commented on Alexander Gustafsson injures knee, Daniel Cormier now fights Jon Jones at UFC 178 on Jul 23 2014, 11:10p - 2 replies
You didn't use it either, you hipster. And if you were one of the few, you DEFINITELY weren't corresponding with people using "U"
Commented on Vitor Belfort granted licensure to fight in Nevada, expected to face Chris Weidman in December on Jul 23 2014, 10:53p - 2 replies
Now Tayne I can get into!
Commented on Alexander Gustafsson injures knee, Daniel Cormier now fights Jon Jones at UFC 178 on Jul 23 2014, 9:14p - 1 reply
Refuses to fight again until he either gets paid $40 million, or they strip him of his title and he goes to Bellator just as an FU
Commented on Vitor Belfort granted licensure to fight in Nevada, expected to face Chris Weidman in December on Jul 23 2014, 4:58p
You don't see a problem?
Commented on Chael Sonnen and Vitor Belfort on agenda for 1 p.m. NSAC meeting following failed drug tests - Live updates on Jul 23 2014, 4:52p
I am going to stream this now
Commented on Vitor Belfort granted licensure to fight in Nevada, expected to face Chris Weidman in December on Jul 23 2014, 4:06p - 3 replies
Yeah my brother was a metalhead in the 80s and saw Metallica when they released Kill'Em All
Commented on Vitor Belfort granted licensure to fight in Nevada, expected to face Chris Weidman in December on Jul 23 2014, 4:03p - 1 reply
"lemon lime haterade" and "bruh"
Commented on Vitor Belfort granted licensure to fight in Nevada, expected to face Chris Weidman in December on Jul 23 2014, 3:57p - 2 replies
My college sex tape with the first baseman from the woman's softball team could outsell those three combined.
Commented on Conor McGregor vs. Dustin Poirier official for UFC 178 on Jul 22 2014, 11:33p - 2 replies
SF Never Die.
Commented on Bellator signs Paul Daley and Melvin Manhoef on Jul 21 2014, 10:44p
He probably wants to lay a smack down on her just for being a her.
Commented on Mark Bocek on training with a female Olympic medalist in wrestling: 'It feels like wrestling with a 12 year old' on Jul 17 2014, 4:12p - 1 reply
Yes.
Commented on Mark Bocek on training with a female Olympic medalist in wrestling: 'It feels like wrestling with a 12 year old' on Jul 17 2014, 4:11p - 1 reply
Nope. I am never wrong.
Commented on UFC Fight Night 45: Cerrone vs Miller (main card) live results, play by play and discussion on Jul 16 2014, 10:03p
Right to the body, left to the face
Commented on UFC Fight Night 45: Cerrone vs Miller (main card) live results, play by play and discussion on Jul 16 2014, 10:00p - 1 reply
stand n bang. Kicks and defense are for pussies.
Commented on UFC Fight Night 45: Cerrone vs Miller (main card) live results, play by play and discussion on Jul 16 2014, 9:58p - 2 replies
Cerrone now weighs 174 pounds, by the way. Cool weight classes, bro.
Commented on UFC Fight Night: Cerrone vs. Miller weigh-in results: Cerrone 155, Miller 154.5 on Jul 16 2014, 10:59a
I am a UFC fan
Commented on Demetrious Johnson defends flyweight title against Chris Cariaso at UFC 177 on Jul 16 2014, 12:11a - 2 replies
Her two enormous fake hams and fake boobs
Commented on Floyd Mayweather Jr. on UFC star Ronda Rousey: 'I don't know who he is' on Jul 15 2014, 11:02p
Not a lot. If he is a -200 favorite that means you need to put down $200 to win $100, or in other words you win $50 if you bet $100.
Commented on Floyd Mayweather Jr. on UFC star Ronda Rousey: 'I don't know who he is' on Jul 15 2014, 10:53p
I 100% buy that. Just look at him back when he was "Pretty Boy" and not "Money".
Commented on Floyd Mayweather Jr. on UFC star Ronda Rousey: 'I don't know who he is' on Jul 15 2014, 10:48p
He drinks horrible things
Commented on UFC Twitter Beef: Nate Diaz takes shot at Donald Cerrone on Jul 15 2014, 3:59p - 2 replies
Her and her corner decided "taking down Ronda when you are clearly hanging on for dear life on the ground and avoiding subs" was a good idea.
Commented on Video: Newly signed UFC fighter Holly Holm talks about 'beatable' Ronda Rousey on Jul 14 2014, 9:40p
"I am so bad-ass": THE POST
Commented on Video: Newly signed UFC fighter Holly Holm talks about 'beatable' Ronda Rousey on Jul 14 2014, 6:18p - 1 reply
I hope McGregor loses in spectacular fashion and then never tweets again.
Commented on UFC Fight Night: McGregor vs. Brandao fight card on Jul 13 2014, 10:46p - 2 replies
You're right. You don't always do that.
Commented on Tweets of the Day: Jacob Volkmann slams WSOF, gets released on Jul 13 2014, 10:35p - 1 reply
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