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Farthammer

  • joined Jan 23, 2009
  • last login Aug 22, 2014
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I teach teenagers how to do math good.

I trained BJJ at Ralph Gracie JJ for a year and then moved away. I then moved back again and trained for another year until my C-6/C-7 disk grew to the size of Hasim Rahman's forehead in that one fight. If I ever get better I will return to training. Or maybe I will just use my vast white-belt knowledge to pretend I know more about BJJ than I really do.

I also trained in Muay Thai/Boxing for about 5 months until I realized that getting punched and kicked sucks if you are not getting paid for it. UPDATE: I have been training Muay Thai at Fairtex for the past 2 months - it's way cooler than before because they aren't forcing me to spar with Gold Glove finalists like the last place I was at. I am currently 82-0 versus the heavy bag.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Oakland Athletics
  • NBA Golden State Warriors
  • NFL San Francisco 49ers
  • NHL San Jose Sharks
  • MMA GSP, A. Silva, Fedor, Aoki, Cain, Ubereem, JDS, Guillard, Held
  • Boxing Meh
  • Tennis Sampras, Lendl, Federer, Nadal
  • NASCAR Meh
  • Soccer Meh
  • Cycling Meh
  • Bundesliga Meh
  • FIFA Meh
Recent Activity
Same way girl get pragnant.
Commented on Titan FC 29: Ricci vs. Sotiropoulos preview and live discussion thread on Aug 22 2014, 11:36p - 1 reply
Why is RFA not a post?
Commented on Titan FC 29: Ricci vs. Sotiropoulos preview and live discussion thread on Aug 22 2014, 11:25p - 1 reply
Sounds like a 90210 character
Commented on Titan FC 29: Ricci vs. Sotiropoulos preview and live discussion thread on Aug 22 2014, 11:22p
Yes it is. It is happening.
Commented on Titan FC 29: Ricci vs. Sotiropoulos preview and live discussion thread on Aug 22 2014, 11:16p
It ruined him
Commented on Titan FC 29: Ricci vs. Sotiropoulos preview and live discussion thread on Aug 22 2014, 11:09p
Great call, Fartie.
Commented on Titan FC 29: Ricci vs. Sotiropoulos preview and live discussion thread on Aug 22 2014, 11:01p
Davidson is wasting his time
Commented on Titan FC 29: Ricci vs. Sotiropoulos preview and live discussion thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:50p - 1 reply
Those glasses...
Commented on Titan FC 29: Ricci vs. Sotiropoulos preview and live discussion thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:37p
First time I ever cheered for a softball game
Commented on Titan FC 29: Ricci vs. Sotiropoulos preview and live discussion thread on Aug 22 2014, 10:33p
my guide says Ricci vs George Sot, and...Ben Saunders vs. Pele?
Commented on Titan FC 29: Ricci vs. Sotiropoulos preview and live discussion thread on Aug 22 2014, 9:47p - 1 reply
for 100%
Voted on Aug 20 2014, 8:31p
Why do you love War Machine so much?
Commented on Koppenhaver's attorney makes a statement: 'My client is not a monster' on Aug 20 2014, 7:38p - 2 replies
Farthammer...buys...ppv?
Commented on Eddie Alvarez to fight Donald Cerrone in UFC 178 co-main event on Aug 19 2014, 8:26p - 1 reply
"Bro I'm just asking questions"
Commented on Police report details War Machine's battery, attempted murder and sexual assault charges in Christy Mack case on Aug 18 2014, 5:49p
Eh
Commented on War Machine arrested in Christy Mack assault by US Marshals and local police on Aug 16 2014, 12:58a - 1 reply
The guy that trained with Chuck minimizes eye pokes ??????!@!?!?!?
Commented on Glover Teixeira minimizes Jon Jones's illegal moves: 'I'm an old school guy' on Aug 16 2014, 12:36a
Greatest Punisher writer ever
Commented on War Machine arrested in Christy Mack assault by US Marshals and local police on Aug 16 2014, 12:33a - 1 reply
Eff Logan
Commented on War Machine arrested in Christy Mack assault by US Marshals and local police on Aug 16 2014, 12:21a - 1 reply
My original post said:
Commented on War Machine arrested in Christy Mack assault by US Marshals and local police on Aug 16 2014, 12:15a - 1 reply
I have read it all
Commented on War Machine arrested in Christy Mack assault by US Marshals and local police on Aug 15 2014, 10:36p - 4 replies
The scene when the underground monster's tongue wrapped around his ankle scarred me as a kid.
Commented on War Machine arrested in Christy Mack assault by US Marshals and local police on Aug 15 2014, 9:52p - 1 reply
Cyclops is a Mary Sue
Commented on War Machine arrested in Christy Mack assault by US Marshals and local police on Aug 15 2014, 9:51p - 1 reply
That 12-person bukkake scene being filmed in an apartment is not worse than Lehman Brothers
Commented on Christy Mack's colleagues set up online fundraiser to help with medical/misc. expenses on Aug 13 2014, 10:43a - 1 reply
Grabthar?
Commented on Jon Jones injured, out of UFC 178 main event vs. Daniel Cormier on Aug 12 2014, 7:14p - 1 reply
Redban is an immature adolescent and deserves nothing but scorn
Commented on Christy Mack releases detailed statement alleging horrific assault by War Machine on Aug 12 2014, 1:48p - 1 reply
Go back up and read what you said about Rogan.
Commented on Christy Mack releases detailed statement alleging horrific assault by War Machine on Aug 11 2014, 8:31p
I guess
Commented on Christy Mack releases detailed statement alleging horrific assault by War Machine on Aug 11 2014, 8:30p - 1 reply
There was/is drama with Jay Mohr and Bert Kreisher who used to tour with Jay and now is on the Deathsquad network.
Commented on Christy Mack releases detailed statement alleging horrific assault by War Machine on Aug 11 2014, 8:28p - 1 reply
I stopped reading after your first sentence.
Commented on War Machine tweets again: 'I'm not a bad guy' on Aug 11 2014, 4:10p - 1 reply
I am a teacher
Commented on War Machine tweets again: 'I'm not a bad guy' on Aug 11 2014, 12:14p - 2 replies
You really should stop saying "retarded"
Commented on War Machine tweets again: 'I'm not a bad guy' on Aug 11 2014, 12:12p - 1 reply
My first real girlfriend (freshman year college) cheated on me.
Commented on War Machine tweets again: 'I'm not a bad guy' on Aug 11 2014, 12:11p - 2 replies
I like this fight
Commented on World Series of Fighting 12: Palomino vs. Gonzalez - live results and play by play on Aug 9 2014, 11:00p
No
Commented on Metamoris 4: Sonnen vs. Galvao Live Results, Stream info and Discussion on Aug 9 2014, 10:33p - 1 reply
I swear to god I will pistol-whip the next person who mentions that piece of trash.
Commented on Metamoris 4: Sonnen vs. Galvao Live Results, Stream info and Discussion on Aug 9 2014, 10:12p - 1 reply
One supporting role does not excuse years of atrocities.
Commented on Video: Hot mic catches Jon Jones & Daniel Cormier unleashing more verbal venom (full transcription included) on Aug 8 2014, 11:07p - 2 replies
So...wtf is this guy going to do on the streets once he is released?
Commented on War Machine released from Bellator contract on Aug 8 2014, 10:17p - 1 reply
I agree with that for sure.
Commented on War Machine prime suspect in the violent beating of 'significant other' on Aug 8 2014, 10:15p - 1 reply
I think he's referring to the people who participate in the sport
Commented on War Machine prime suspect in the violent beating of 'significant other' on Aug 8 2014, 10:09p - 1 reply
DeNiro has been shit since the mid-90s.
Commented on Video: Hot mic catches Jon Jones & Daniel Cormier unleashing more verbal venom (full transcription included) on Aug 8 2014, 10:05p - 2 replies
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