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Farthammer

  • joined Jan 23, 2009
  • last login Jul 29, 2014
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I teach teenagers how to do math good.

I trained BJJ at Ralph Gracie JJ for a year and then moved away. I then moved back again and trained for another year until my C-6/C-7 disk grew to the size of Hasim Rahman's forehead in that one fight. If I ever get better I will return to training. Or maybe I will just use my vast white-belt knowledge to pretend I know more about BJJ than I really do.

I also trained in Muay Thai/Boxing for about 5 months until I realized that getting punched and kicked sucks if you are not getting paid for it. UPDATE: I have been training Muay Thai at Fairtex for the past 2 months - it's way cooler than before because they aren't forcing me to spar with Gold Glove finalists like the last place I was at. I am currently 82-0 versus the heavy bag.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Oakland Athletics
  • NBA Golden State Warriors
  • NFL San Francisco 49ers
  • NHL San Jose Sharks
  • MMA GSP, A. Silva, Fedor, Aoki, Cain, Ubereem, JDS, Guillard, Held
  • Boxing Meh
  • Tennis Sampras, Lendl, Federer, Nadal
  • NASCAR Meh
  • Soccer Meh
  • Cycling Meh
  • Bundesliga Meh
  • FIFA Meh
Recent Activity
Pretty sure that if someone with actual Hypogonadism stopped TRT, they could get super fucked up, health-wise.
Commented on Vitor Belfort talks life after ban: 'TRT doesn’t give you spinning kicks, uppercuts' on Jul 29 2014, 2:21p
His test levels were off the charts according to the report.
Commented on UFC: Rockhold doesn't think Belfort will make it to title fight, ready to step in if needed on Jul 28 2014, 10:05a
I put Kennedy under the "knows how to wrestle well" file
Commented on UFC Fight Night: Bisping vs. Le fight card on Jul 27 2014, 11:12p
U said wot m8?
Commented on UFC Fight Night: Bisping vs. Le fight card on Jul 27 2014, 8:37p - 1 reply
Cung is going to beat Bisping. Mark it.
Commented on UFC Fight Night: Bisping vs. Le fight card on Jul 27 2014, 8:29p - 1 reply
Please fall through please fall through please fall through
Commented on Dana White on Gina Carano negotiations: 'It's complicated' on Jul 27 2014, 1:01a
I don't think it eliminates anyone if the UFC spins it right
Commented on UFC on Fox: Lawler vs Brown - Results and post-fight analysis on Jul 26 2014, 11:19p - 1 reply
He jerked off on food and a guy ate it. Which was his plan when he jerked off on the food.
Commented on Kyle Kingsbury announces retirement: Recalling his legacy as the guy who ejaculated on sushi on The Ultimate Fighter on Jul 26 2014, 10:45p - 3 replies
Lawler/Diaz 2 STAT
Commented on UFC on Fox 12: Lawler vs. Brown (main card) live results, play by play and discussion on Jul 26 2014, 10:27p
Yeah I may have been wrong
Commented on UFC on Fox 12: Lawler vs. Brown (main card) live results, play by play and discussion on Jul 26 2014, 10:18p - 1 reply
Yeah it's not that
Commented on UFC on Fox 12: Lawler vs. Brown (main card) live results, play by play and discussion on Jul 26 2014, 10:09p
Looked like right hand
Commented on UFC on Fox 12: Lawler vs. Brown (main card) live results, play by play and discussion on Jul 26 2014, 10:05p
I think Lawler broke his hand in R1
Commented on UFC on Fox 12: Lawler vs. Brown (main card) live results, play by play and discussion on Jul 26 2014, 10:04p - 5 replies
>Free
Commented on UFC on Fox 12: Lawler vs. Brown (main card) live results, play by play and discussion on Jul 26 2014, 9:47p - 1 reply
Rumble/Gus
Commented on UFC on Fox 12: Lawler vs. Brown (main card) live results, play by play and discussion on Jul 26 2014, 9:24p - 3 replies
What a squash match
Commented on UFC on Fox 12: Lawler vs. Brown (main card) live results, play by play and discussion on Jul 26 2014, 9:22p
Nevermind it showed up for me now
Commented on UFC on Fox 12: Brown vs. Lawler weigh-in results: Brown 172.5, Lawler 171 on Jul 26 2014, 10:11a
Que?
Commented on UFC on Fox 12: Brown vs. Lawler weigh-in results: Brown 172.5, Lawler 171 on Jul 26 2014, 12:23a - 1 reply
The same reason Vitor gets a title shot
Commented on UFC on Fox 12: Brown vs. Lawler weigh-in results: Brown 172.5, Lawler 171 on Jul 26 2014, 12:08a - 2 replies
I fucking love Bellator
Commented on Bellator 122 live results, streaming video, play by play and discussion on Jul 25 2014, 9:30p
Like I'm gonna kick a dude's couch
Commented on Bellator 122 live results, streaming video, play by play and discussion on Jul 25 2014, 9:28p - 2 replies
Not that it made a lick of difference (he was going out anyway)
Commented on Bellator 122 live results, streaming video, play by play and discussion on Jul 25 2014, 9:06p - 1 reply
I have done those and I agree 100%
Commented on Alexander Gustafsson injures knee, Daniel Cormier now fights Jon Jones at UFC 178 on Jul 24 2014, 6:54p
What a horrible and poorly thought-out argument
Commented on Chael Sonnen handed two-year suspension for failed drug tests, no monetary penalty on Jul 24 2014, 12:20a - 1 reply
That transformation took 16 episodes.
Commented on Alexander Gustafsson injures knee, Daniel Cormier now fights Jon Jones at UFC 178 on Jul 23 2014, 11:18p - 1 reply
Super hot face, but also very non-curvy.
Commented on Alexander Gustafsson injures knee, Daniel Cormier now fights Jon Jones at UFC 178 on Jul 23 2014, 11:17p - 2 replies
Buddy saw a early screener.
Commented on Alexander Gustafsson injures knee, Daniel Cormier now fights Jon Jones at UFC 178 on Jul 23 2014, 11:13p
Crossfit is dildos.
Commented on Alexander Gustafsson injures knee, Daniel Cormier now fights Jon Jones at UFC 178 on Jul 23 2014, 11:11p - 1 reply
Also meant to make you stronger? Lifting weights.
Commented on Alexander Gustafsson injures knee, Daniel Cormier now fights Jon Jones at UFC 178 on Jul 23 2014, 11:10p - 2 replies
You didn't use it either, you hipster. And if you were one of the few, you DEFINITELY weren't corresponding with people using "U"
Commented on Vitor Belfort granted licensure to fight in Nevada, expected to face Chris Weidman in December on Jul 23 2014, 10:53p - 2 replies
Now Tayne I can get into!
Commented on Alexander Gustafsson injures knee, Daniel Cormier now fights Jon Jones at UFC 178 on Jul 23 2014, 9:14p - 1 reply
Refuses to fight again until he either gets paid $40 million, or they strip him of his title and he goes to Bellator just as an FU
Commented on Vitor Belfort granted licensure to fight in Nevada, expected to face Chris Weidman in December on Jul 23 2014, 4:58p
You don't see a problem?
Commented on Chael Sonnen and Vitor Belfort on agenda for 1 p.m. NSAC meeting following failed drug tests - Live updates on Jul 23 2014, 4:52p
I am going to stream this now
Commented on Vitor Belfort granted licensure to fight in Nevada, expected to face Chris Weidman in December on Jul 23 2014, 4:06p - 3 replies
Yeah my brother was a metalhead in the 80s and saw Metallica when they released Kill'Em All
Commented on Vitor Belfort granted licensure to fight in Nevada, expected to face Chris Weidman in December on Jul 23 2014, 4:03p - 1 reply
"lemon lime haterade" and "bruh"
Commented on Vitor Belfort granted licensure to fight in Nevada, expected to face Chris Weidman in December on Jul 23 2014, 3:57p - 2 replies
My college sex tape with the first baseman from the woman's softball team could outsell those three combined.
Commented on Conor McGregor vs. Dustin Poirier official for UFC 178 on Jul 22 2014, 11:33p - 2 replies
SF Never Die.
Commented on Bellator signs Paul Daley and Melvin Manhoef on Jul 21 2014, 10:44p
He probably wants to lay a smack down on her just for being a her.
Commented on Mark Bocek on training with a female Olympic medalist in wrestling: 'It feels like wrestling with a 12 year old' on Jul 17 2014, 4:12p - 1 reply
Yes.
Commented on Mark Bocek on training with a female Olympic medalist in wrestling: 'It feels like wrestling with a 12 year old' on Jul 17 2014, 4:11p - 1 reply
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