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Farthammer

  • joined Jan 23, 2009
  • last login Apr 21, 2014
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I teach teenagers how to do math good.

I trained BJJ at Ralph Gracie JJ for a year and then moved away. I then moved back again and trained for another year until my C-6/C-7 disk grew to the size of Hasim Rahman's forehead in that one fight. If I ever get better I will return to training. Or maybe I will just use my vast white-belt knowledge to pretend I know more about BJJ than I really do.

I also trained in Muay Thai/Boxing for about 5 months until I realized that getting punched and kicked sucks if you are not getting paid for it. UPDATE: I have been training Muay Thai at Fairtex for the past 2 months - it's way cooler than before because they aren't forcing me to spar with Gold Glove finalists like the last place I was at. I am currently 82-0 versus the heavy bag.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Oakland Athletics
  • NBA Golden State Warriors
  • NFL San Francisco 49ers
  • NHL San Jose Sharks
  • MMA GSP, A. Silva, Fedor, Aoki, Cain, Ubereem, JDS, Guillard, Held
  • Boxing Meh
  • Tennis Sampras, Lendl, Federer, Nadal
  • NASCAR Meh
  • Soccer Meh
  • Cycling Meh
  • Bundesliga Meh
  • FIFA Meh
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Commented on UFC on Fox 11: Werdum vs. Browne live results and play-by-play for the main card on Apr 19 2014, 10:13p
New Spider-man literally looks like a PS3 game
Commented on UFC on Fox 11: Werdum vs. Browne live results and play-by-play for the main card on Apr 19 2014, 10:09p - 2 replies
I saw him tap the best of all time live, and now I want to watch him tap this weirdo.
Commented on UFC on Fox 11: Werdum vs. Browne live results and play-by-play for the main card on Apr 19 2014, 10:00p
He was so successful it was almost a crime!
Commented on UFC on Fox 11: Werdum vs. Browne live results and play-by-play for the main card on Apr 19 2014, 9:51p
I love Ronda fights and strawweights
Commented on UFC on Fox 11: Werdum vs. Browne live results and play-by-play for the main card on Apr 19 2014, 9:30p
Reality - 29-28 Carmouche
Commented on UFC on Fox 11: Werdum vs. Browne live results and play-by-play for the main card on Apr 19 2014, 9:26p
Is Lorenzo a dragon?
Commented on UFC on Fox 11: Werdum vs. Browne live results and play-by-play for the main card on Apr 19 2014, 9:24p - 1 reply
Be honest
Commented on UFC on Fox 11: Werdum vs. Browne live results and play-by-play for the main card on Apr 19 2014, 9:22p - 1 reply
ILLAGAL ELBOW
Commented on UFC on Fox 11: Werdum vs. Browne live results and play-by-play for the main card on Apr 19 2014, 9:10p - 1 reply
Hopefully Meisha fights as smart as she did in Rousey 2
Commented on UFC on Fox 11: Werdum vs. Browne live results and play-by-play for the main card on Apr 19 2014, 8:57p
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Commented on UFC on Fox 11: Werdum vs. Browne live results and play-by-play for the main card on Apr 19 2014, 8:55p - 1 reply
Vatos Locos para siempre
Commented on Dana White doesn't guarantee Vitor Belfort's title shot after his come back on Apr 19 2014, 12:59a - 1 reply
He's right
Commented on Dana White doesn't guarantee Vitor Belfort's title shot after his come back on Apr 19 2014, 12:57a
Both Frisky Dingo and Xtacles are up there with Simpsons seasons 3-9. Amazing TV.
Commented on Bellator 117: Lima vs. Hawn live results, streaming video, play by play and discussion on Apr 19 2014, 12:16a
Just bleed
Commented on Bellator 117: Lima vs. Hawn live results, streaming video, play by play and discussion on Apr 18 2014, 11:14p
That would be awful. We would have a roster of 50% TUF fighters and anyone making over 50K a fight would be cut with a loss.
Commented on Bellator 117: Lima vs. Hawn live results, streaming video, play by play and discussion on Apr 18 2014, 11:01p - 2 replies
I can't believe Hawn landed that wheel-kick!!!
Commented on Bellator 117: Lima vs. Hawn live results, streaming video, play by play and discussion on Apr 18 2014, 10:30p - 3 replies
Held makes it move down there
Commented on Bellator 117: Lima vs. Hawn live results, streaming video, play by play and discussion on Apr 18 2014, 10:27p - 2 replies
Fucking a
Commented on Bellator 117: Lima vs. Hawn live results, streaming video, play by play and discussion on Apr 18 2014, 9:11p
Fuck yeah married with a kid!
Commented on Bellator 117: Lima vs. Hawn live results, streaming video, play by play and discussion on Apr 18 2014, 9:08p
Simon, NO!
Commented on Bellator 117: Lima vs. Hawn live results, streaming video, play by play and discussion on Apr 18 2014, 9:05p - 1 reply
You hate when people don't fulfill contracts?
Commented on White on Diaz brothers: 'The bus is going to pass you by' on Apr 17 2014, 11:03p - 1 reply
You haven't been here that long, have you?
Commented on White on Diaz brothers: 'The bus is going to pass you by' on Apr 17 2014, 11:00p - 1 reply
So I assume you either haven't been beaten up, or haven't been dragged to the ground and controlled.
Commented on UFC TUF Nations Finale: Bisping vs. Kennedy - Results and post-fight analysis on Apr 17 2014, 9:13p
FAAAAAAKEEEEEE
Commented on Video: Complete Chael Sonnen vs Wanderlei Silva + Andre Dida TUF brawl on Apr 15 2014, 5:36p
Should be a grand slam of a flag. Your comment sent me over my hammy.
Commented on Marina Shafir wins pro debut via armbar, says she will be ready for Cyborg in a 'year and a half' on Apr 13 2014, 10:12p
"She shouldn’t be trawling the local Denny’s wait staff for opponents."
Commented on Marina Shafir wins pro debut via armbar, says she will be ready for Cyborg in a 'year and a half' on Apr 13 2014, 10:11p - 1 reply
I think they think that because Manny tooled him the first fight. That decision made my dick itch.
Commented on Pacquiao vs. Bradley II boxing preview, live streaming results, discussion, live fight online coverage April 12 on Apr 12 2014, 10:27p
What if Shlemenko pauses the game and enters the Konami code? Dude will have lasers, shield, and two options.
Commented on Tito Ortiz vs. Alexander Shlemenko targeted for Bellator PPV in May on Apr 12 2014, 10:26p
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