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Farthammer

  • joined Jan 23, 2009
  • last login Jul 10, 2014
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I teach teenagers how to do math good.

I trained BJJ at Ralph Gracie JJ for a year and then moved away. I then moved back again and trained for another year until my C-6/C-7 disk grew to the size of Hasim Rahman's forehead in that one fight. If I ever get better I will return to training. Or maybe I will just use my vast white-belt knowledge to pretend I know more about BJJ than I really do.

I also trained in Muay Thai/Boxing for about 5 months until I realized that getting punched and kicked sucks if you are not getting paid for it. UPDATE: I have been training Muay Thai at Fairtex for the past 2 months - it's way cooler than before because they aren't forcing me to spar with Gold Glove finalists like the last place I was at. I am currently 82-0 versus the heavy bag.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Oakland Athletics
  • NBA Golden State Warriors
  • NFL San Francisco 49ers
  • NHL San Jose Sharks
  • MMA GSP, A. Silva, Fedor, Aoki, Cain, Ubereem, JDS, Guillard, Held
  • Boxing Meh
  • Tennis Sampras, Lendl, Federer, Nadal
  • NASCAR Meh
  • Soccer Meh
  • Cycling Meh
  • Bundesliga Meh
  • FIFA Meh
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Tell me this is NOT Wallid Ismael starring in REM's "Losing My Religion" video. Go ahead. Try and...

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Tell me this is NOT Wallid Ismael starring in REM's "Losing My Religion" video. Go ahead. Try and tell me.

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UFC on Roku?

Mods, if this should be a fanshot then please move it; or tell me to delete this and I will make another one under fanshots. I got a Roku as a gift, which most people would be pumped on. But I...

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UFC 139 - I hope it sucks

I don't expect this to get rec'd.  I don't expect 100s of comments.  I don't expect sympathy.  I expect nothing but hatred and scorn. I was just reminded that 3 months ago, I agreed to babysit my...

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Juicing UFC Fighter? (possibly?)

I apologize in advance for several things: if this has been discussed already, if this is fake, and if this should be a fanshot. If not, then have a field day. I am of the thought that 99% of...

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Here, I'll do it for you (a pre-emptive strike)

Brock Lesnar has been exposed as being completely overrated by Cain. -He beat an old Heath Herring and couldn't even finish him after shattering his eye. -He beat an old and natural LHW in Randy...

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(expletive) UFC

This is the last straw.  With the news that the UFC has been employing yet ANOTHER cheater, I am done with them. Follow me for some awesome insight and totally unbiased writing after the jump.

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Thank God Strikeforce is done on CBS

Word on the street is that SF is getting "fired" by CBS.  I, for one, as a true MMA fan am pleased.  Let me explain why.

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