This just in from The National Weather Center in Coral Gables, Florida......

The National Weather Center satellite has picked up a hurricane the size of Mt. Cody with Mark Ingram sized hail, Julio Jones lightning, with Rolando McClain strong winds and Trent Richardson speed! If you are in the Florida area, tuck your head between your legs and kiss your sorry tail goodbye 'cause the Tide is movin in. This will be a strong/slow moving storm that will travel from Tuscaloosa to Auburn before it reaches Atlanta and destroying everything in it's path.

ROLL TIDE ROLL!