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So, ah....What Up?

Hey Crew, So at this point there are probably very few of you who remember me, but my name is Ted. For a long time, by standards, I was the Fiorentina blogger. Posted every other...

Mercato Rumor Updates

Prandelli out and Mihajlovic in. This one is just awaiting the formalities.

Fiorentina Boards the Coaching Carousel

Sorry about the lack of timely Season Review. I promise its coming. Unfortunately, the majority of time I've spent on it has been in Excel. It'll be different, but I think you guys will like it.

Bari Preview (and more)

After last weekend's seemingly dull draw against Siena (none of us can really verify that, as nobody cared enough to stream the match for us) we drop to 10th. We also have a ton of injuries. So...

Siena Preview

Giornata 37, the Tuscan Derby. Siena has already been relegated from Serie A, and we have been relegated from Europe. Together, we shall wallow in our misery.

Nothing Left to Play for...

...but our pride. It seems like only yesterday we were the toast of Europe as we stomped Liverpool and topped a very tough CL group. Now we sit 9th with only Siena(H) and Bari(A) left for this...

Hopefully One Inter Preview is better than 2

Buona sera. I apologize for the dereliction of blogging duties, but I've been buried under cases at work for the last little while and I've got a big presentation to prepare for on Thursday...

Parma Preview

The weekly massive Serie A match has arrived. This one is away to Parma, a short trip but a difficult opponent. Parma started off like a house of fire, but due to many factors, not least of which...

Tensions Among Viola Management Continue

Good afternoon. So I take my lunch break, reheat a bit of leftover chili, and decide to read up on the latest with the Viola. And, again, the tensions seem to be at a boiling point. Not good,...

Udinese Recap

Good evening. Life sort of got in the way this weekend, so I wasn't able to get anything up before today's match against Udinese. It ended up being a fairly convincing 4-1 victory, with each of...

Catania Preview

Good afternoon everyone. As we speak the Viola have landed in Sicily, ahead of tomorrow's match. This will be the first of two matches this week for Fiorentina, with the next one coming on...

Genoa Preview

Happy Friday to all the Viola fans out there. I must admit to being a little bummed earlier this morning when I saw the CL draw come out. Bayern drew Manchester United, and I couldn't help but...

Happy Birthday Babacar!

Well, the fact that I turned 30 last week and one of the key forward prospects for Fiorentina is celebrating his 17th has me feeling a bit old this morning. But, this fact makes his recent...

Viola Updates

What's happening everyone? My apologies for not getting a Napoli preview up, but my internets were down on Saturday due to some monsoons in DC. I was also behind a little bit due to celebrating my...

Viola Try to make History: Bayern 2nd Leg Preview

Greetings, Viola tifosi. Its a big day in beautiful Florence, as out beloved Viola are nervously awaiting tonight's match against Bayern Munich with a place in the last 8 of the CL in the balance....

Bianconeri Bastards come to the Franchi

What's happening? Hopefully you've had a week that was restful at the beginning, with no midweek distractions and one that has allowed you to prepare for a huge Saturday. My own personal week has...

Viola try to right the ship at the Olimpico

Well all right, in a few short hours the Viola will be back out on the pitch, hopefully that will help them turn the page from the 3 recent matches where bad luck and poor refereeing resulted in...

Viola begin Killer Stretch against AC David Beckham

Good morning. The viola get underway at high noon EST today in their re-scheduled match against AC David Beckham. It begins a very difficult set of matches for our beloved Viola, and it is a...

Tuscan Minnows Livorno come to the Franchi, hopefully to get stomped

Buon Giorno. Sorry for the late and brief preview, but I was busy yesterday making it up to my fiance that we spent valentine's day in a car with my family traveling home from my brother's wedding...

Terrible Referees Overshadow Excellent Viola Performance

FC Hollywood are up 2-1 after the first leg, on the back of a penalty kick by Robben and a blatantly offside 89th minute winner from Klose. We'll get to the special circle of hell that should be...

Viola travel to Munich, Battle FC Hollywood

I gotta do another quick preview, but will make it up to you with a detailed recap tonight. Getting home from my brother's wedding and back up to speed on work have been quite an adventure, but...

Samp Preview

Good morning Viola fans. I've got to keep it very short today - I'm up early rehearsing my best man speech for my Brother's wedding this afternoon and I've had no time this week to keep up on...

Roma Preview: Snowpacolypse Edition

Good evening. I'm sipping on a beer and staring out the window at the massive amounts of snow that fell on Washington DC today. It was pretty incredible, and it'll be a couple more days at least...

Coppa Italia First Leg at the San Siro

Good afternoon all. Kickoff is just a bit over an hour away so please excuse the late posting. I'm furiously typing this up on my lunch hour, as this is my first week at my new gig.

News and Cagliari Preview

There is a whole hell of a lot happening in Viola world this evening. The squad are asleep awaiting tomorrow's crucial match at Cagliari and it looks like the club administration are doing their...

Viola travel to Sicility to take on the Loathsome Pink Sicilians (with the douchiest Serie A fans)

Well, here's hoping that title of this post doesn't lead to an excessive flame war with guys who support Palermo. But, these are the clowns who one could probably find in an episode of the Jersey...

Viola Updates: A Coppa Victory, Welcome to El Gringo and Mutu's got his Swag back

Buona sera. Big win for the Viola tonight in beautiful Florence, as Fiorentina never squandered their advantage from two first half Mutu strikes despite dangerous Lazio strikers Zarate and Rocchi...

Bologna come to the Franchi, sans Osvaldo

Good afternoon everyone. I'm just back from a nice hike in Rock Creek park here in Washington DC. It was a nice celebration of the fact that the temperature is above freezing for the first time...

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