Foster Child

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	Back in the "old days", when microbrews were just a wet alcoholic dream, banks used to give away toasters when new customers opened accounts. Commented on From The Headlines: Would You Thank Any Houston Texans With A Gift? on May 24 2013, 4:25a
	LMFAO Commented on Previewing The 2013 Houston Texans' Regular Season: Week 3 (Texans @ Ravens) on May 24 2013, 4:19a
	I just literally read every single comment on this page Recommended on May 24 2013, 4:19a
	He's a master debater!!! Commented on Previewing The 2013 Houston Texans' Regular Season: Week 3 (Texans @ Ravens) on May 24 2013, 1:51a
	Well, at least (s)he is self-aware. Commented on Previewing The 2013 Houston Texans' Regular Season: Week 3 (Texans @ Ravens) on May 24 2013, 1:50a
	ISWYDT Commented on From The Headlines: Would You Thank Any Houston Texans With A Gift? on May 24 2013, 1:35a - 1 reply
	It IS kinda hard to hear his point. Commented on The NFL Draft Moving To May...Your Reaction? on May 24 2013, 1:31a
	You're absolutely correct. Commented on Previewing The 2013 Houston Texans' Regular Season: Week 3 (Texans @ Ravens) on May 24 2013, 1:21a - 1 reply
	12th in QB rating, 19th in Comp. %, 14th in Passing Yards, 16th in Yards Per Game, 15th in TD Passes Recommended on May 24 2013, 1:08a
	Well, isn't that special? Commented on From The Headlines: Would You Thank Any Houston Texans With A Gift? on May 23 2013, 2:19p
	Won't somebody think of the writers???? Commented on The NFL Draft Moving To May...Your Reaction? on May 23 2013, 2:09p - 1 reply
	Keenum is better than Joe Flacco!! Commented on 2013 Houston Texans OTAs: Quotes From Day Two on May 23 2013, 1:56p - 1 reply
	Holy shee-it! Commented on Previewing The 2013 Houston Texans' Regular Season: Week 3 (Texans @ Ravens) on May 23 2013, 1:20a - 2 replies
	His "free beer" quota at BRB headquarters just went wayyyy up. Commented on Previewing The 2013 Houston Texans' Regular Season: Week 3 (Texans @ Ravens) on May 23 2013, 12:59a
	We just need an article called "Every Other Team In the NFL Sucks" to get everybody properly interested... Commented on Previewing The 2013 Houston Texans' Regular Season: Week 3 (Texans @ Ravens) on May 23 2013, 12:58a - 1 reply
	Cool. Recommended on May 22 2013, 2:16a
	Or Commented on Super Bowl 51 Results: Houston, Texas Named Host Site For Super Bowl LI on May 22 2013, 1:35a
	I got it! I got it! I.... Commented on Houston Texans OTAs: All Eyes Should Be On The Defense on May 18 2013, 12:23a
	Nah, dress them up as pirates. Or Nazis. Or Nazi pirates! Commented on Battle Red Newswire: Schaub Breaks The Bank on May 17 2013, 1:38p - 1 reply
	I'm trying to cure him of his sympathy to Raiders fans, so it is necessary to bring up some painful memories. Commented on Battle Red Newswire: Schaub Breaks The Bank on May 17 2013, 4:13a
	The first three are Raiders vs. Oilers, and the last is Raiders vs. Texans, the R.I.P. Al Davis game. Commented on Battle Red Newswire: Schaub Breaks The Bank on May 17 2013, 1:38a - 1 reply
	And then call me in the morning. Commented on Battle Red Newswire: Schaub Breaks The Bank on May 17 2013, 1:35a
	40-7, 56-7, 27-7 and 25-20. Commented on Battle Red Newswire: Schaub Breaks The Bank on May 17 2013, 1:32a - 1 reply
	I can settle this controversy...they're all Dio fans! Commented on Battle Red Newswire: Playtime Is Over on May 14 2013, 2:05a - 1 reply
	TWSS Commented on Saturday Night's Alright For Commenting: BRB Open Thread (05/11/13) on May 12 2013, 12:36a - 1 reply
	You are truly lost, my son. Commented on Saturday Night's Alright For Commenting: BRB Open Thread (05/11/13) on May 11 2013, 7:55p - 2 replies
	Probably in a convertible on a summer night cruise down Westheimer... Commented on Battle Red Newswire: Take A Number, Rookie! on May 11 2013, 4:49p - 2 replies
	How about Commented on Battle Red Newswire: Take A Number, Rookie! on May 11 2013, 1:57p
	Suck it, leader. Recommended on May 10 2013, 11:24p
	With that many arms Commented on 2013 NFL Draft: Houston Texans Sign Sixth Round PIcks Chris Jones, David Quessenberry, Alan Bonner, And Ryan Griffin on May 10 2013, 10:55p
	He's the young Turk. Commented on 2013 NFL Draft: Houston Texans Sign Sixth Round PIcks Chris Jones, David Quessenberry, Alan Bonner, And Ryan Griffin on May 10 2013, 10:50p
	Adam Schiitz is the... Commented on 2013 NFL Draft: Houston Texans Sign Sixth Round PIcks Chris Jones, David Quessenberry, Alan Bonner, And Ryan Griffin on May 10 2013, 10:49p
	TWSS Commented on 2013 NFL Draft: Houston Texans Sign Sixth Round PIcks Chris Jones, David Quessenberry, Alan Bonner, And Ryan Griffin on May 10 2013, 10:44p - 1 reply
	Arian Foster's secret summer project: A homemade hologramatic intensifier to turn Newton into a flesh-and-blood blocker. Commented on Houston Texans Rookies: Examining OT David Quessenberry on May 10 2013, 1:35a
	*Meyers Commented on Houston Texans Rookies: Examining OT David Quessenberry on May 10 2013, 1:29a
	No Subject Recommended on May 10 2013, 1:22a
	I think your sample size may be flawed. Recommended on May 10 2013, 1:18a
	Bust watch? You must be a graduate of this school: Commented on AFC South Recon: Titans And John Abraham Close To Deal on May 9 2013, 1:28a - 1 reply
	Drunk with power, eh? Commented on Arian Foster: “I Just Didn’t Feel Like I Was At My Best, And It’s Gonna Change This Year.” on May 8 2013, 2:07p - 1 reply
	Maybe he was taking plays off? Recommended on May 8 2013, 1:58p
	ISWYDT Commented on Battle Red Newswire: D.J. Swearinger, Please Don't Hurt Me on May 8 2013, 1:57p
	Marciano: "Last year was great for me--I even got a game ball--so I've been relaxing this offseason. How can you improve on perfection?" Commented on Arian Foster: “I Just Didn’t Feel Like I Was At My Best, And It’s Gonna Change This Year.” on May 8 2013, 1:52p - 1 reply
	Nah...too easy Commented on How Many Houston Texans Made The PFF Top 101 Of 2012? on May 8 2013, 1:56a - 1 reply
	That's the name of Barwin's "gourmet" mustard. Commented on Houston Texans Rookies: Scouting 4th Round OLB Trevardo Williams on May 7 2013, 1:45p
	It sounds like something Yosemite Sam would say: "Ya win, small wood!" Commented on Houston Texans Rookies: Scouting 4th Round OLB Trevardo Williams on May 7 2013, 1:50a
	In a contract year Recommended on May 7 2013, 1:43a
	Hippo! Commented on Houston Texans Rookies: Scouting 4th Round OLB Trevardo Williams on May 7 2013, 1:42a - 1 reply
	As long as he doesn't "overtrain" it should be okay... Commented on Houston Texans Rookies: Scouting 4th Round OLB Trevardo Williams on May 7 2013, 1:41a - 1 reply
	Pets named Peeves are a pet peeve of mine, and people who have pet peeves about people who talk about pet peeves about... Commented on The Houston Rockets: A Year in Review on May 5 2013, 2:04p
	/Britney Spears'd Commented on Saturday Night's Alright For Commenting: BRB Open Thread (05/04/13) on May 5 2013, 2:34a - 1 reply
	Where's Barry? I thought he lived for S.N.O.T.s. Commented on Saturday Night's Alright For Commenting: BRB Open Thread (05/04/13) on May 4 2013, 8:40p - 1 reply
	Our fourth safety needs to be as good as our third safety!!!! Commented on Report: Ed Reed Had Hip Surgery Last Week on May 4 2013, 8:33p
	Heavy metal didn't exist yet... Commented on 2013 Houston Texans Rookies: A Better Look At WR Alan Bonner on May 4 2013, 8:27p
	I remember being scared of those things! Exploding biscuits!!!!! Commented on 2013 Houston Texans Rookies: A Better Look At WR Alan Bonner on May 4 2013, 8:26p
	Sometimes you don't need it, like if you wrote this sentence: Commented on Report: Ed Reed Had Hip Surgery Last Week on May 4 2013, 2:37p - 1 reply
	Mucinex! Commented on Battle Red Newswire: Clutch City Resurrection? on May 4 2013, 2:33p - 1 reply
	OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT TWIST IN IRON MAN 3!!! Recommended on May 3 2013, 1:07a
	His socks don't match his shirt. Commented on Houston Texans Rookies: Looking At Sixth Round TE Ryan Griffin on May 3 2013, 12:59a
	Just don't compare Ed Reed to Fun-Size Snickers! Commented on 2013 Houston Texans Rookies: A Better Look At WR Alan Bonner on May 3 2013, 12:49a
	I prefer Woofers. Commented on 2013 Houston Texans Rookies: A Better Look At WR Alan Bonner on May 3 2013, 12:47a - 1 reply
	I haven't seen anyone at DreamShake gloating over Westbrook's injury; quite the opposite. Commented on 2013 Houston Texans Rookies: A Better Look At WR Alan Bonner on May 2 2013, 1:46p - 1 reply
	Man, those chicks in D.C. are sexy! Commented on Battle Red Newswire: Hail to RGIII, Chief Of The Redtails on May 2 2013, 12:32p
	I think you really crossed the line there, mister--posting that pic on a thread featuring the words "Bonner" and "Gamecocks". Commented on 2013 Houston Texans Rookies: A Better Look At WR Alan Bonner on May 2 2013, 1:59a - 1 reply
	"Swearinger" actually means "swearing like a Derringer". Who woulda thunk it? Commented on 2013 Houston Texans Rookies: A Better Look At WR Alan Bonner on May 2 2013, 1:56a
	Actually, TITANS is even more disgusting than all of those combined. Commented on Battle Red Newswire: Hail to RGIII, Chief Of The Redtails on May 2 2013, 1:50a - 1 reply
	So you're saying they need to draft Clowney? Commented on Battle Red Newswire: Hail to RGIII, Chief Of The Redtails on May 2 2013, 1:47a
	Their mascot could be a hog riding a motorcycle wearing feathers! Commented on Battle Red Newswire: Hail to RGIII, Chief Of The Redtails on May 2 2013, 1:47a - 1 reply
	Talk about adding insult to injury... Commented on 2013 NFL Draft: Heisman Trophy Finalist Collin Klein To Get A Shot At Quarterback on May 2 2013, 1:40a - 1 reply
	The NCAA is the closest the NFL has to a farm system, although I guess the USFL and NFL Europe filled the role for a while. Commented on 2013 NFL Draft: Heisman Trophy Finalist Collin Klein To Get A Shot At Quarterback on May 2 2013, 1:37a
	Another one bites the dust! Commented on Rockets Silence OKC in Game 5 Win on May 2 2013, 1:21a
	Caption contest! Commented on Battle Red Newswire: Hail to RGIII, Chief Of The Redtails on May 1 2013, 2:07p - 2 replies
	for Ryan Harris Voted on May 1 2013, 1:37p
	this is just this year's Recommended on May 1 2013, 1:34p
	If they can make poop jokes we all can! Equal opportunity poop-joking! Commented on 2013 NFL Draft: Heisman Trophy Finalist Collin Klein To Get A Shot At Quarterback on May 1 2013, 1:32p - 1 reply
	Minor league baseball teams actually compete in games that matter; NFL practice squad teams just practice. Commented on 2013 NFL Draft: Heisman Trophy Finalist Collin Klein To Get A Shot At Quarterback on May 1 2013, 1:30p - 3 replies
	I agree, if we're talking about a pitcher who can't pitch and a QB who can't throw. Commented on 2013 NFL Draft: Heisman Trophy Finalist Collin Klein To Get A Shot At Quarterback on May 1 2013, 2:18a - 1 reply
	A starting QB in the NFL is not similar to a pitcher who doesn't hit well, or a "defensive substitution". Commented on 2013 NFL Draft: Heisman Trophy Finalist Collin Klein To Get A Shot At Quarterback on May 1 2013, 1:42a - 1 reply
	Yes, then they spend a lot of time in the minor leagues. Commented on 2013 NFL Draft: Heisman Trophy Finalist Collin Klein To Get A Shot At Quarterback on May 1 2013, 1:41a - 1 reply
	The Shit Sprayer, patent pending! Commented on 2013 NFL Draft: Heisman Trophy Finalist Collin Klein To Get A Shot At Quarterback on May 1 2013, 1:17a
	He's got all the tools to be a Kubes favorite! Commented on 2013 NFL Draft: Heisman Trophy Finalist Collin Klein To Get A Shot At Quarterback on May 1 2013, 1:14a - 2 replies

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