Commented Could he use the turf as a weapon before Ben Jones eats it? on Shawn Loiseau Once Put A Dude Into A Coma on Battle Red Blog - 05/30/12 6:02 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented "It's wafer thin!" on Shawn Loiseau Once Put A Dude Into A Coma on Battle Red Blog - 05/30/12 6:00 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Cosell? on Dwight Jones Reportedly Quits The Houston Texans on Battle Red Blog - 05/30/12 6:50 AM EDT

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Commented At least he'll be good for 60 minutes... on Dwight Jones Reportedly Quits The Houston Texans on Battle Red Blog - 05/30/12 6:47 AM EDT (1 reply)

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Commented With a turdnomics degree on Dowsing The Expectation: Setting The Bar For DeVier Posey & Keshawn Martin on Battle Red Blog - 05/29/12 10:09 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented "After destroying the Mexican drug cartels and restoring peace, Watt leads his comrades back into Texas." on Creeping Closer to actual Captions of matter. on Battle Red Blog - 05/28/12 6:48 AM EDT

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Commented I prefer Target. on Justin Forsett To Work Out For Texans on Battle Red Blog - 05/26/12 12:15 AM EDT

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Commented 23 on Bob McNair Talks Texans, The Universe, and Everything (But Mostly Texans) on Battle Red Blog - 05/25/12 4:32 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Maybe this is why you're not a dad yet on Bob McNair Talks Texans, The Universe, and Everything (But Mostly Texans) on Battle Red Blog - 05/25/12 4:27 PM EDT (3 replies)

Commented It would definitely change the definition of "blowing someone up" on a play... on NFL Rule Changes Passed By Owners on Battle Red Blog - 05/24/12 8:06 PM EDT

Commented Texsan is right! on What Should Houston Do With The Astrodome? on Battle Red Blog - 05/24/12 7:58 PM EDT

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Commented I think they should cover the 'Dome with dirt and form the only mountain in SE Texas. on What Should Houston Do With The Astrodome? on Battle Red Blog - 05/24/12 7:48 PM EDT (1 reply)

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Commented There should be plenty of ice on What Should Houston Do With The Astrodome? on Battle Red Blog - 05/24/12 5:05 PM EDT

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Commented I'm still sick about Astroworld turning into a field. on NFL Rule Changes Passed By Owners on Battle Red Blog - 05/23/12 11:05 PM EDT (3 replies)

Commented WADE!!!!!!!!!!! on Wade Phillips Talks About Saints Bounty Program, Whether He Wants To Be A Head Coach Again on Battle Red Blog - 05/23/12 6:49 PM EDT (1 reply)

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Recommended as long as someone protects grandma. on Battle Red Blog - 05/23/12 6:53 AM EDT

Commented Yes, I remember the pre-BRB days... on Breeding A Houston Fan: A Story Of Fear, Desperation, And Commitment on Battle Red Blog - 05/23/12 6:52 AM EDT

Commented He must be the more talented Baldwin brother. on BRB: Over 4,000,000 Mildly Entertained on Battle Red Blog - 05/23/12 6:43 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented That was a nice pair of posts... on BRB: Over 4,000,000 Mildly Entertained on Battle Red Blog - 05/22/12 9:51 PM EDT

Commented In the platonic sense, of course... on BRB: Over 4,000,000 Mildly Entertained on Battle Red Blog - 05/22/12 9:51 PM EDT

Commented I noticed the new sig...did you lose a bet? on Texans Begin OTAs Today on Battle Red Blog - 05/22/12 6:50 PM EDT (1 reply)

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Commented TWSS on BRB: Over 4,000,000 Mildly Entertained on Battle Red Blog - 05/22/12 6:24 PM EDT

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Commented Roger Goodell is the Bane of Hartmann's existence? on Brett Hartmann's PED Suspension Was For Using Ritalin? on Battle Red Blog - 05/22/12 5:37 PM EDT

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Commented It's zone cock blocking with the Texans. on Brett Hartmann's PED Suspension Was For Using Ritalin? on Battle Red Blog - 05/22/12 5:07 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Not to nitpick (and it's probably too late) on Breeding A Houston Fan: A Story Of Fear, Desperation, And Commitment on Battle Red Blog - 05/22/12 4:56 PM EDT (1 reply)

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Commented AND 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance! on Texans Begin OTAs Today on Battle Red Blog - 05/21/12 11:28 PM EDT (2 replies)

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Commented Let's not forget this one: on Andre Johnson Has Knee Scoped, Will Reportedly Be Ready For Training Camp on Battle Red Blog - 05/21/12 8:47 PM EDT (2 replies)

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Commented Remember--a dirty dauber means a dirty mind. on Texans Begin OTAs Today on Battle Red Blog - 05/21/12 6:46 PM EDT

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Commented Uhhh...he's not doing so well lately. on Texans Say No To Being Featured On HBO's "Hard Knocks" on Battle Red Blog - 05/21/12 5:38 PM EDT

Commented Needs moar guns... on Andre Johnson Has Knee Scoped, Will Reportedly Be Ready For Training Camp on Battle Red Blog - 05/21/12 5:34 PM EDT (2 replies)

Commented Keeping one's dauber up is an admirable goal in life... on Texans Begin OTAs Today on Battle Red Blog - 05/21/12 5:29 PM EDT (5 replies)

Commented He was drafted in 2001. on Saturday Night's Alright For Commenting: BRB Food Open Thread (05/19/12) on Battle Red Blog - 05/20/12 10:10 PM EDT

Commented More injuries=more victories? on DeVier Posey Talks With SB Nation At The NFL Rookie Premiere on Battle Red Blog - 05/20/12 2:44 PM EDT (2 replies)

Commented It's better to be premadonna than postmadonna. on Texans Say No To Being Featured On HBO's "Hard Knocks" on Battle Red Blog - 05/20/12 2:11 PM EDT (3 replies)

Commented You need to buy a belt or something... on Saturday Night's Alright For Commenting: BRB Food Open Thread (05/19/12) on Battle Red Blog - 05/19/12 11:34 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented It's just like that uncle who talks to himself all the time, even at family functions... on Checking The Pulse: Post-Draft, How Do You Feel About The Texans' Offensive Line? on Battle Red Blog - 05/18/12 6:52 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Did your parents believe you when you tried that line? :P on Will James Casey Be A Texan In 2013? on Battle Red Blog - 05/17/12 8:52 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Go crazy? on Checking The Pulse: Post-Draft, How Do You Feel About The Texans' Offensive Line? on Battle Red Blog - 05/17/12 8:42 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Black Sabbath FTW! on Daniel Jeremiah: Top Ten Players Under 25 on Battle Red Blog - 05/17/12 7:18 PM EDT

Commented It's looking good. It's looking verrrrry good. on Jonathan Vilma Sues Roger Goodell For Defamation on Battle Red Blog - 05/17/12 5:23 PM EDT

Commented The Wiz!!!! on Checking The Pulse: Post-Draft, How Do You Feel About Running Back? on Battle Red Blog - 05/17/12 6:53 AM EDT

Commented It's cheaper not to go green--those "environmentally friendly" lightbulbs are expensive... on Daniel Jeremiah: Top Ten Players Under 25 on Battle Red Blog - 05/17/12 6:45 AM EDT (2 replies)

Commented On the other hand... on Texans Sign Five Draft Picks on Battle Red Blog - 05/16/12 4:48 PM EDT (1 reply)

Commented Probably hanging out with Kermit... on Checking The Pulse: Post-Draft, How Do You Feel About Running Back? on Battle Red Blog - 05/16/12 4:38 PM EDT

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Commented sanquine, adj.--4) blood-red, red, bloody on Four Downs: AFC South on Battle Red Blog - 05/15/12 5:29 PM EDT

Commented Self-hypnotism? on Four Downs: AFC South on Battle Red Blog - 05/15/12 5:20 PM EDT

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Commented Maybe he meant 3:10 To Yuma... on Dwight Jones Called "A Turd Who Doesn't Have The Work Ethic To Make It In The League" on Battle Red Blog - 05/14/12 6:38 AM EDT

Commented As long as doesn't overtrain, it's all good. on The Hypocrisy Of Analysis: Why Whitney Mercilus Makes Sense on Battle Red Blog - 05/12/12 11:58 AM EDT (2 replies)

Commented I thought it was Sic Semper Tyrannis on The Hypocrisy Of Analysis: Why Whitney Mercilus Makes Sense on Battle Red Blog - 05/12/12 12:11 AM EDT (1 reply)

Commented If the players don't fit on What Do You Think Of The Texans' Chances In The AFC South In 2012? on Battle Red Blog - 05/11/12 11:59 PM EDT (1 reply)