...probably not for a good long while. I came upon this old article while reading ESPN Page 2's worst pennant injuries, which linked to this All Bizarre article. Naturally, Kent was the picture with this caption:

"Like a true gamer, Jeff Kent got up and finished washing his truck after falling and breaking his wrist."

Even better was that column's link to the March 5, 2002 article about Kent and the "truck wash."

"I'm not like anybody else," said Kent. "I don't have maids or car wash guys or nannies. I clean my own clothes, I wear torn underwear and cheap socks. I'm cheap."

Lol...I guess he was still watching porn then because he doesn't mention it? Besides the "I'm different" rant from that year and this year, does anybody remember any other similar quotes while he was a Giant? Or if there are there too many to list, maybe some favorites...

True or not, I first tried to think of what sports where a guy could...well, use it practically, and all I could think of were sports where it might be a little difficult. Wrestling, swimming, basketball...baseball, that's another matter entirely.