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Smoltz set to sign with Cardinals

Fuk-U-Meter — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 15:06:34 -0000

Smoltz set to sign with Cardinals

Well, there goes that idea.

New Additions to the UC 300 level: Madhouse on Madison

Fuk-U-Meter — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 19:27:02 -0000

Here is a link to the new additions to the United Center this year. I called in to select my seats for my 11 game plan* and noticed a new addition to the seating chart in sections 312 and 329.

Apparently, they cut out rows 4-7 in sections 312 and 329 and have installed a bar area that has a view of the game. I, of course, took this as an opportunity to get my seats in row 1 of section 329. Kind of like the idea of a bar within 3 rows of my seats. Perhaps Patrick Kane requested these bars be installed for his family members and friends?

*BTW, if you are an 11 game plan holder or future buyer, call the Bulls now instead of mailing in your form. Many of the good seats are already gone for the weeknight package (which is awesome, BTW compared to the other 2 crappy plans)

According to the Bulls, the 300 level will be a "clients will enjoy doing business". Sounds kind of inappropriate to me. But seriously, can you see a top executive saying this:

"Well, I think tonight I'm going to seal the deal on the Anderson account. I'm taking him to the Bulls/OKC Thunder game. We're sitting in section 302 row 16. I was going to sit courtside but I think he'd prefer the Madhouse on Madison"

They are installing other amenities, including concessions in the rear of the 300 level (always thought that was a "black hole" and kind of creepy anyway.

Here are other changes according to the Bulls:

the addition of flat screen televisions; a new lighting system featuring photography and animation on the concourse walls; bright illumination in the seating aisles; floor-to-ceiling windows for spectacular views of Chicago’s skyline; bright graphics and signs highlighting “The Madhouse on Madison;” and much more.

Poll

Which of the following changes do you most see improving your Bulls watching experience?

Bars with views where I can do a shot after every TT 20 foot jumper

24 votes

A new lighting system that will highlight Deng's latest injury

2 votes

Floor to ceiling windows that will let you see the traffic in the parking lot as you leave

3 votes

Flat Screen Televisions that offer a better view of the Matadors

1 votes

Finally a moniker like "The Madhouse on Madison" (other option was the Animal House on Adams)

3 votes

Better illumination for the aisles as you exit after a blown 23 point lead on the Nets

11 votes

44 votes | Poll has closed

Tom Gorzelanny is Sloth from Goonies. Have you ever seen them in a room together? I think not....

Fuk-U-Meter — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 05:19:31 -0000

Tom Gorzelanny is Sloth from Goonies. Have you ever seen them in a room together? I think not. Still not convinced? Check out these incriminating photos:

Gorzesloth

and

Slothelanny

When asked for comment, Mr. Gorzelanny said, "Baby....Ruth?"

Peoria Chiefs' Castillo found guilty of assault

Fuk-U-Meter — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 19:04:20 -0000

Peoria Chiefs' Castillo found guilty of assault

I remember this story. Here's the verdict.

ONEDEC back in NL Central: Pirates

Fuk-U-Meter — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:24:49 -0000

ONEDEC back in NL Central: Pirates

Pirates get ONEDEC and Clement for Snell and Jack Wilson.

Peddlers to be banned from Wrigley Field area?

Fuk-U-Meter — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 18:02:27 -0000

There is a push by alderman Tom Tunney to create a 2 block radius "no peddling zone". Peddlers aren't allowed on the grounds of Wrigley Field, but many brick and mortar businesses are losing their revenues to the peddlers.

Peddler licenses require peddlers to constantly move, but from my experience, they mostly stand in 1 place with their huge t-shirt sticks. On top of that, in my view at least half of the t-shirts are of an offensive nature (Take it in the Pujols, Ozzie Guillen mows my lawn, Green Bay Packer symbol as a handicapped emblem, etc.) but I'm sure they are the top sellers...

The other peddling issues are the "bucket boys" and other musical/entertainment acts (like the tap dancer on Clark and Cornelia). Many of the businesses and residents have been complaining about these acts. "How would you like someone banging a bucket on your head for 8 hours..." was one quote.

Wondering about people's thoughts, experiences, etc. with peddlers. Do you find them annoying? Should Tunney just enforce the laws making peddlers move or expand the no-peddling zone away from an already crowded Wrigleyville area? Anyone on BCB a peddler and have a viewpoint? Also, where to draw the line? Move the peanut vendors?

Fox News story about this here. The survey is 45% yes, 55% no, but I'm curious to hear from the real Cubs fans on BCB.

Poll

Should alderman Tom Tunney enforce the new 2 block radius "no peddling zone" around Wrigley Field?

No, the vendors are not a problem.

65 votes

No, but police should be more vigilant making vendors mobile.

26 votes

Yes. Vendors should stay at least 2 blocks from Wrigley Field.

43 votes

134 votes | Poll has closed

Official Bleed Cubbie Blue Fantasy Football (second league added!)

Fuk-U-Meter — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 12:17:50 -0000

Official Bleed Cubbie Blue Fantasy Football (second league added!)

Accept no imitations. Last year we had 12 teams, most of whom were active. Check the link if interested. $0 entry fee and $0 to the winner, but they can add it to their signature line.

Live draft in August right before a 9 pm San Diego-Cubs away game. Please commit to being at the live draft online if you sign up. It should take less than 2 hours.

n order to join the league, follow the link above or go to game front page, click the "Sign Up Now" or "Get Another Team" button and follow the links to "Join a Custom League". When prompted, enter the League ID# and password below.

(second league info)
League ID#: 253451
Password: bricksandivy

More reason to drink Jack Daniel's. I really hope he's not getting any compensation for this....

Fuk-U-Meter — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 00:18:07 -0000

More reason to drink Jack Daniel's. I really hope he's not getting any compensation for this. Wonder if HWSNBN has it trademarked?

ST Holders offered Cubs-Yankees tickets for New Yankee Stadium.

Fuk-U-Meter — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 23:58:59 -0000

ST Holders offered Cubs-Yankees tickets for New Yankee Stadium.

Here is an email I just got from the Cubs. It's a nice "bone". I'm definitely in for 6. Wondering if other ST holders have success and how many tickets they get.

Dear Season Ticket Holder,

The Chicago Cubs are pleased to inform you that we have just received confirmation from the New York Yankees regarding purchasing opportunities for the first ever games at the New Yankee Stadium featuring the Chicago Cubs vs. the New York Yankees on Friday, April 3 at 7:05 EST and Saturday, April 4 at 1:05 EST.

The Yankees have set aside a limited number of tickets for both games. The tickets will range in price from $20-$45. Due to the close proximity of this offer with the actual game dates, we will need to obtain your response, if interested, by 5:00 p.m. on Monday, March 16th.

Orders will be filled starting with the available $45 tickets. All tickets will be sold on a first come - first served basis. There will be a purchase limit of 6 tickets total per season ticket account. A $5 postage and handling charge will be added to all completed orders. If your order is filled successfully, the tickets will be mailed to you at the address you submit.

If you'd like to take part in this special offer, please reply back to this email (there will be no phone sales) no later than 5:00 P.M. on 3/16 with the following information:

1) Acct #
2) Name:
3) Street_______________________________
4) City_________________State____Zip_____
5) Credit Card #_____________________ exp. date______
6) Choice of Game:
April 3 April 4 Either
7) Number of Tickets:
(please note that your total number cannot exceed 6)

Unfortunately we will not be able to quote specific locations or prices prior to your order being addressed. We will process all orders with the best available seats that we have at our disposal. It is our hope that we will be able to accommodate all season ticket holders that would like to take part in this offer. However, due to the limited availability of tickets, your reply does not guarantee that your order will be filled as we will be filling orders on a first come-first served basis. We will contact you within a few business days of the response deadline with an email letting you know whether your order was able to be filled.

Moises Alou to Retire

Fuk-U-Meter — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 20:42:31 -0000

Moises Alou to Retire

Word has it that die hard Moises Alou fans are quite pissed off. Moises' hands, however, are exactly the opposite of pissed off.