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    <title>SB Nation Blog:  Funke5ive</title>
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      <title>Kelvim Escobar's Rehab @ Rancho Cucamunga</title>
      <link>http://www.halosheaven.com/2008/7/1/562311/kelvim-escobar-s-rehab-ran</link>
      <author>Funke5ive</author>
      <pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:35:07 -0000</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;Kelvim Escobar in his first rehab start coming off&amp;nbsp;of a shoulder injury. &lt;a href="http://assets.sbnation.com:/imported_assets/10299/021-4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img class="photo" src="http://assets.sbnation.com:/imported_assets/10299/021-4_medium.jpg" alt="021-4_medium" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Kelvim Escobar went three innings of one hit ball for the Quakes in his first rehab start coming off of shoulder problems and struck out four and didn&amp;rsquo;t walk a batter. &amp;nbsp; &lt;a href="http://assets.sbnation.com:/imported_assets/10301/042-1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img class="photo" src="http://assets.sbnation.com:/imported_assets/10301/042-1_medium.jpg" alt="042-1_medium" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;After pitching 3 innings Kelvim signed a couple of autographs before heading down the tunnel. I yelled Esco, he looked up and waved.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;and then, i got punched in the stomach by the Mascot. (yeah, for real) I got Punked by Tremor.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;After Esco pitched 3 innings me my cousin (&lt;i&gt;westminster25&lt;/i&gt;) and about 10 other folks waited&amp;nbsp;about&amp;nbsp;a hour for him to come out&amp;nbsp;of the clubhouse. Like John Lackey they pulled the ol bait and switch.&amp;nbsp;By the time we got hip, he was&amp;nbsp;already being escorted to his ride. They wouldn't let anyone near him. Oh well, next time. So as i walked to my car i was chatting with one of the grounds crew. He was telling me how he&amp;nbsp;got Esco to sign a ball and how he was a real cool guy. I asked what he drove up in, and he pointed to a Red Aspin? (I think it was an Aspin)&amp;nbsp;about&amp;nbsp;20 feet from my car. As we began to walk in that direction they drove off. Oh well, next time.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So as we headed toward the freeway my cousin asked me to stop because he was hungry (as always). So i pull into Red Robbin&amp;nbsp;and start looking for a parking spot, i have to stop for some pedestrians and Bigger than life it is Esco.&amp;nbsp;I roll down the window and holler Esco, he walks up to my ride like he knew us and said &lt;i&gt;"What's up guys"?&lt;/i&gt; My cousin asked him if he would sign his Red jersey he was wearing, he said sure. He got off the phone and told his friends he would be there&amp;nbsp;in&amp;nbsp;a minute. He stayed in the parking lot and signed autographs and took pictures. I could not believe how cool he was.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I tried to take his picture but it was 2 dark. He said don't worry and i quote &lt;i&gt;"I'm a professional at this, lets go into the light"&lt;/i&gt;. we moved into the light, but now my camera was trippin, taking blurry photos. After 3 tries i say it's all good and he insisted I try again. Still didn't work but,&amp;nbsp;What a Guy! I&amp;nbsp;mentioned&amp;nbsp;i was going to post these&amp;nbsp;photos on &lt;b&gt;Halos Heaven&lt;/b&gt; and he said &lt;i&gt;"Thats Cool"&amp;nbsp;&lt;/i&gt; I also asked him how his arm felt and he repled, &lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;"Better!"&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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      <title>#39 Quakes pitcher John Lackey (rehab)</title>
      <link>http://www.halosheaven.com/2008/4/24/460270/39-quakes-pitcher-john-la</link>
      <author>Funke5ive</author>
      <pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:25:10 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>The Lackinator.</title>
      <link>http://www.halosheaven.com/2008/4/24/460267/the-lackinator</link>
      <author>Funke5ive</author>
      <pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:20:06 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>John Lackey, Quakes VS Blaze</title>
      <link>http://www.halosheaven.com/2008/4/24/460264/john-lackey-quakes-vs-blaz</link>
      <author>Funke5ive</author>
      <pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:14:20 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Big John @ Quakes</title>
      <link>http://www.halosheaven.com/2008/4/24/460263/big-john-quakes</link>
      <author>Funke5ive</author>
      <pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:10:01 -0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Mark Trumbo&#8217;s second home run of the season.
4/06/2008 Quakes @ Storm (Lake Elsinore) </title>
      <link>http://www.halosheaven.com/2008/4/18/415314/mark-trumbo&#8217;s-second-home</link>
      <author>Funke5ive</author>
      <pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:39:31 -0000</pubDate>
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