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Mr

FuturePants

Mar 21, 2008 Feb 13, 2012 48 26009

As I grow older, my obsession with the Rangers only grows.

My profile image is that of Mr. Toad from The Wind in the Willows, and more importantly, the ride at Disneyland called "Mr. Toad's Wild Ride," which carries the simple, yet important message: you drink, you drive, you go to hell. The ride is fun for kids.

a fan of

Texas Rangers Major League Baseball Team

Dallas Mavericks National Basketball Association Team

Dallas Cowboys National Football League Team

Texas A&M Aggies NCAA Men's Football Division 1A Team

Texas A&M Aggies NCAA Men's Basketball Division 1 Team

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Lone Star Ball Commented It's about as good as it gets with D Mag. on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 6:15 PM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented This guy, FTW: on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 6:13 PM EST

Lone Star Ball Commented Looks like one of those stupid lip piercings too. on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 6:11 PM EST

Lone Star Ball Commented Seriously though... on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 6:09 PM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented I don't see a "he" on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 6:07 PM EST

Lone Star Ball Commented It's just like "Sweet Dee is Dating a Retarded Person!!" on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 6:06 PM EST (2 replies)

Lone Star Ball Commented Sometimes, D Magazine comes through on party pics: on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 6:05 PM EST (5 replies)

Lone Star Ball Commented I would have a shitty W/L record, true. on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 5:56 PM EST

Lone Star Ball Commented I wish I practiced Call of Duty: MW3 law. on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 5:53 PM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented Cool on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 5:49 PM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented Eischens on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 5:48 PM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented Yeah those suck on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 5:47 PM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented Im not sure that's a real word on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 5:47 PM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented Dammit on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 5:47 PM EST

Lone Star Ball Commented I dumped a girl in college... on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 5:46 PM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented There have been more than a couple breakups I've felt great about.... on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 5:45 PM EST (2 replies)

Lone Star Ball Commented No on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 5:43 PM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented Word on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 5:30 PM EST

Lone Star Ball Commented Current favorites are: on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 5:29 PM EST

Lone Star Ball Commented Who is this? on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 5:04 PM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented Jesus, I know. on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 5:03 PM EST

Lone Star Ball Commented I'm thirty seven! on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 5:02 PM EST

Lone Star Ball Commented I HAVE NOTHING ELSE on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 5:01 PM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented It looks fake. on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 5:01 PM EST

Lone Star Ball Commented I like Coal Vines a lot. on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 5:00 PM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented Still beats... on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 4:59 PM EST

Lone Star Ball Commented Needs some fake cans. on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 4:58 PM EST (3 replies)

Lone Star Ball Commented I'm not dead yet, you dicks! on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 4:57 PM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented God help me. on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 4:57 PM EST

Lone Star Ball Recommended #6doc on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 4:57 PM EST

Lone Star Ball Commented Amazing. on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 4:57 PM EST

Lone Star Ball Commented Well, shit. on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 4:56 PM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented The only recurring dreams I have are generally zombie apocalypse dreams... on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 4:56 PM EST

Lone Star Ball Commented Bone Eee-Vehr on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 4:55 PM EST (2 replies)

Lone Star Ball Commented I didn't mean that literally. on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 4:54 PM EST (2 replies)

Lone Star Ball Commented Aha! on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 4:54 PM EST

Lone Star Ball Commented Oh, christ! on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 4:53 PM EST

Lone Star Ball Commented Trust me, I'm not that stressed. on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 4:53 PM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented Are you fucking kidding me? on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 4:53 PM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented House would have this shit solved by now. on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 4:53 PM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented FML on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 4:53 PM EST

Lone Star Ball Commented Nah I drank plenty last night. on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 4:53 PM EST

Lone Star Ball Commented Ha on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 4:52 PM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented Jesus me too. on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 4:52 PM EST

Lone Star Ball Commented Oh fuck me. on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 4:51 PM EST (3 replies)

Lone Star Ball Commented Best. Shit. In. Dallas. on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 4:51 PM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented Holy Christ on OT II its f'n friday, man. on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 4:47 PM EST (13 replies)

Lone Star Ball Voted for Over on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 1:50 PM EST

Lone Star Ball Commented Woah. on The Hunt for Mike E on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 12:07 PM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented Jay Z also strongly disagrees. on feb 10 OT on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 10:51 AM EST (2 replies)

Lone Star Ball Commented Screaming "Paging Dr. Faggot" is probably ruder. on feb 10 OT on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 10:50 AM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented didn't he direct that movie too? on feb 10 OT on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 10:49 AM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented I recently saw an episode of that show on an airplane. on feb 10 OT on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 10:49 AM EST

Lone Star Ball Commented Yes on feb 10 OT on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 10:47 AM EST

Lone Star Ball Commented If only. on feb 10 OT on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 10:36 AM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented Now what? on feb 10 OT on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 10:36 AM EST

Lone Star Ball Commented You know. on feb 10 OT on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 10:35 AM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented That doesn't look like Maculay Culkin to anyone else? on feb 10 OT on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 10:35 AM EST (5 replies)

Lone Star Ball Commented Everyone may revengemurder you. on feb 10 OT on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 10:34 AM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented "Maculay Culkinlike?" on feb 10 OT on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 10:33 AM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented Holy shit, you guys. on feb 10 OT on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 10:32 AM EST (6 replies)

Lone Star Ball Commented Plus I can control the audience. on feb 10 OT on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 10:22 AM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented I'd probably just roll bonertime2012. on feb 10 OT on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 10:21 AM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented Burrito without the wrapper, and in a bowl. on feb 10 OT on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 10:19 AM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented So far, I'd say so, yeah. on feb 10 OT on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 10:17 AM EST

Lone Star Ball Commented A gentleman never tells. on feb 10 OT on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 10:17 AM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented Fajita burrito bowl FTW. on feb 10 OT on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 10:16 AM EST (2 replies)

Lone Star Ball Commented I have not been impressed at all so far but haven't watched last night's. on feb 10 OT on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 10:15 AM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented Oh man I need to find me some viagra for this summer. on feb 10 OT on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 10:15 AM EST (2 replies)

Lone Star Ball Commented Inferior to what? on feb 10 OT on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 10:14 AM EST (2 replies)

Lone Star Ball Commented A year or two after I got sick from the food... on feb 10 OT on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 10:13 AM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented It's been ok. on feb 10 OT on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 10:11 AM EST (2 replies)

Lone Star Ball Commented I have always thought it would be a hilarious practical joke to dose someone with Viagra while you're out at a bar or something. on feb 10 OT on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 10:11 AM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented Me too. on feb 10 OT on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 10:10 AM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented After he doused them in Santorum. on feb 10 OT on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 10:09 AM EST

Lone Star Ball Commented Who says "swimshorts?" on feb 10 OT on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 10:07 AM EST (2 replies)

Lone Star Ball Commented wait on feb 10 OT on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 10:06 AM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented You say no cute girls are anywhere near you... on The Hunt for Mike E on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 10:03 AM EST (1 reply)

Lone Star Ball Commented Or he wanted to have fun in college instead. on The Hunt for Mike E on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 9:59 AM EST

Lone Star Ball Commented Why though? on The Hunt for Mike E on Lone Star Ball - 02/10/12 9:57 AM EST (1 reply)

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