a fan of

Oakland Athletics

If I'm having trouble falling asleep, I watch

When I'm the boss, I'm gonna shtcan the whole management

Janie was only trying to make the quarterback trip out, but she ended up dosing the whole

Evan Tanner should never have trusted Google Earth.

I wish I had a cart and a twenty-mule

The fastest dying sport in America is

The most boring sport to watch is

Only rich people have a chance to get good at

Four star daydream, think I'll buy me a football

I think Mr. T jumped the shark when he joined the cast of the A-

I study dictionaries for nine hours a day studying for my Scrabble

I have suspicions about people who like

I like to snort powdered toenails before I watch

I wish I had the energy to start an obese people's dance

In Europe, people fight in the streets for their

Someday, your grandchildren will be on a competitive mime

I need lots of horses to feed and carry the riders on my polo